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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.20,0:00:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Previously on the Novympia channel:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.22,0:00:03.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The more I listen to that,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.54,0:00:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the more I cannot stand it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.24,0:00:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really-- hone--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.15,0:00:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it does something to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.64,0:00:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And coming up:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.82,0:00:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She fell over, remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.17,0:00:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.89,0:00:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was me...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.63,0:00:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nomination by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.57,0:00:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I find you very rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.59,0:00:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Novympia chanel is made possible
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.72,0:00:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by our gorgeous patrons,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.74,0:00:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who get access to the most
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.03,0:00:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unappealing crap you'll find anywhere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.56,0:00:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the whole internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.82,0:00:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cue the snafu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.47,0:00:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening and we are back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.01,0:00:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.57,0:00:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.51,0:00:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight we are heading off to the land of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.53,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pizza and sambuca.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.21,0:00:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.97,0:00:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.42,0:00:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, when Italy won the last time,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.08,0:00:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dude was like, "We're off to the land
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.34,0:00:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of pizza and sambuca", and people were
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.99,0:00:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like, "Oh."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.71,0:00:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know, I can't stand sambuca.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.13,0:00:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Oh, it's not good."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.10,0:00:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [It] makes me feel violently ill.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.32,0:00:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you remember when we got given that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.10,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,free bottle when we were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh my God."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.38,0:00:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, I don't remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.12,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "I still have it."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.18,0:00:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.11,0:00:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes! I still have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.08,0:00:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ohh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.74,0:00:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Welcome to this Novympia treat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.99,0:00:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you are unaware of who we are,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.81,0:00:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are Nova and Olympia.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.56,0:01:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, my name is Nova.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.81,0:01:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And I'm Olympia.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.76,0:01:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And normally we are in drag,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.51,0:01:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but because we're trying to churn out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.91,0:01:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reaction videos to every single
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.83,0:01:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eurovision artist this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.66,0:01:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're just getting
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.24,0:01:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you get sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.26,0:01:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, we are churning it out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.80,0:01:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in favor of quantity over quality.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.01,0:01:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.85,0:01:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just a quick reminder,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.80,0:01:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we will be watching this song
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.85,0:01:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and reacting to it by talking about it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.63,0:01:22.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whilst it's playing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.57,0:01:24.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because this is a reaction video.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.91,0:01:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you would like to listen to this song
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.86,0:01:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without commentary, the link is always
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.81,0:01:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the description box for you to do so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.22,0:01:33.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We also talk over these songs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.71,0:01:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try and dissuade copyright strikes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.13,0:01:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happening on our channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.94,0:01:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The audio will be distorted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.57,0:01:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The audio will be distorted.\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know this is like a lot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.14,0:01:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of things to say, but we keep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.34,0:01:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting comments on people
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.33,0:01:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who don't seem to understand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.27,0:01:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what a reaction video is.\N- Who said, "This is a reaction video!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who said, "This is a reaction video!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.29,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you reacting?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did you expect?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.67,0:01:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, so today we are going to be reacting
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.92,0:01:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Angelina Mango song 'La noia',
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.68,0:01:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,representing Italy, mind you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.45,0:02:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now we dipped in and out of Sanremo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.76,0:02:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We watched bits and pieces of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.73,0:02:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had-- I think it was a very
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.96,0:02:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong year this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.79,0:02:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, as any sane person would do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.17,0:02:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wouldn't watch the whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.15,0:02:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like 5 hours ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.85,0:02:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so long.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.06,0:02:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was-- there were a lot of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.66,0:02:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,options, they had...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.09,0:02:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, there were probably about four
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.94,0:02:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or five acts that I really,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.56,0:02:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really liked out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.86,0:02:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my God, yeah, at Moldova.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.11,0:02:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We were probably rooting mainly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.65,0:02:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Annalisa with 'Sinceramente',
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.79,0:02:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is a fantastic song\N- [I] loved that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.58,0:02:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I believe it came second ultimately.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.87,0:02:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Third.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.52,0:02:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was it third?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.07,0:02:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think it was the third.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.14,0:02:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I wanted that one to win,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.50,0:02:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I was very, very happy with this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.02,0:02:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I also think
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.90,0:02:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this song is so great.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.54,0:02:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep, I'm very happy with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.91,0:02:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We love it, we keep playing it,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.97,0:02:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're going to react to her
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing the final performance
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.77,0:02:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she gave on the final night.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.34,0:02:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So the artists in Sanremo perform
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.32,0:02:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their songs three times
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.52,0:02:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prior to the [final] voting,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.44,0:02:55.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it seems very much like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.31,0:02:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from our point of view,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.80,0:02:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you know more about
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.42,0:02:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the traditions of Sanremo,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.52,0:03:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please educate us in the comments.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.61,0:03:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But from watching it, it seems like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.86,0:03:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first two nights are
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.63,0:03:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very much more formal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.96,0:03:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems like [the] staging is very,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.93,0:03:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very limited to just the artist
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.56,0:03:11.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,singing the song,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.69,0:03:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the costumes and presentation
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.46,0:03:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seems to be much more like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.39,0:03:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're going to the theatre
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.72,0:03:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to watch a show.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.76,0:03:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, I don't know if we've referred to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.34,0:03:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sanremo as a national final thus far.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.59,0:03:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, I think Italians and people
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.98,0:03:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are very much into Sanremo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.86,0:03:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would begrudge us saying that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.16,0:03:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's not a
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.76,0:03:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,national final technically,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.04,0:03:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it has existed before Eurovision existed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.70,0:03:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eurovision was inspired by Sanremo,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.40,0:03:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a very, very prestigious
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,historic song competion in Italy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.22,0:03:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And a lot of the artists
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.36,0:03:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compete in Sanremo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.52,0:03:43.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with no intention to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.45,0:03:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compete in Eurovision.