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What's happening forum.

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Why do people insist on f<i>*</i>cking around on merry-go-rounds?

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I mean it looks fun and all..but what happens when Ron Weasley back here spins you a little too fast?

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<i>doosh</i>

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"Ah f**ck!"

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Did you see that? Did you see it? Did you catch that epic-headbutt?!

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God, so melodramatic!

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And while I'm sure that was painful, that's no reason to lose your head.

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<i>laughs</i>

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Lose your head...

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This is bulls**t. I need a team of Jewish guys to write my jokes!

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I can't keep going on like this.

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Forum, you make think that your Grandma is awesome.

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You make think that your Grandma is the best Grandma in the world!

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But there's no way that your Grandma kicks more ass than this Grandma here!

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You see, this guy over here is behind the counter trying to rob the store.

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And what does Grandma do?

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Well Grandma doesn't take sh*t from anyone!

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Look at that, the store is being robbed and she's attacking the robber with a price scanner.

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Wow! Grandma's got balls...so to speak.

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And like even as the guy is running away, she's chasing him out of the store.

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Comical Grandmother Voice: "Come here you son of a bitch! I've seen Walker Texas Ranger enough times

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to know how to kick your ass!"

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It would have been amazing if she had like clothelined the dude on the way out!

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But seriously though, Grandma is vicious!

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Earlier, she whipped the waitresses ass at Denny's for not giving her the correct change!

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I'm just saying..if she asks you if you like her casserole, you better say yes!

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There is this great video that went viral this week.

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It's of this 3 year old girl, who is apparently a big fan of teen singer Justin Bieber.

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Mother in video: "Honey, why are you so sad? Honey?"

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Girl: "Because."

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Mother: "'Because' why?"

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Girl: "Because I love Justin Bieber."

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Mother: "I can't hear you."

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Girl (crying): "Because I love Justin Bieber.."

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"You're crying because you love Justin Bieber?"

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"Yes! That's why I ran into my room."

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"You ran into your room and cried because you love him?"

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"Yah.."

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"Does that make you sad?"

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"Yes.."

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What?! There's no reason to cry over that?!

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Well, I guess I can identify. Sometimes I cry like that because I love Morgan Freeman.

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<i>crying</i>

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His voiceovers are so good!

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But, seriously...they're good.

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I'm impressed that the older sister was able to keep her composure through the whole thing.

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Mom: "Honey, we don't have have to cry because we love Justin Bieber."

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Girl: "Yeah, we do..sometime.."

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See, 'cos I would have lost it!

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One time, my brother cried like that over Justin Timberlake and not only did I point and laugh,

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but I gave him a motherf<i>*</i>cking wedgie!

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No I'm kidding..

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But the little girl crying did make me kind of sad..right up to the very end.

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<i>crying</i>

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Girl: *still stuttering and crying*

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"No, no, I don't, I don't.."

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*now completely serious*

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"...I bet that's Justin Bieber."

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*Phone rings*

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<i>laughs</i>

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Honestly, I'm glad this video went viral because it's adorable.

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I can see it becomming like the new "Charlie Bit My Finger"

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Like the new "Justin Bieber Bit My Finger".

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...err....

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I dunno, if Justin Bieber ever bit my finger, I might have to headbutt him.

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<i>douche</i>

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"Awh f<i>*k!</i>

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Or maybe go all kung foo Grandma on his ass!

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<i>smash</i>

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I kid Justin Bieber!

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But you know what else cried 'cos Morgan Freeman is a motherf**king voice over genius?!

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The comic question of the day, which comes from a user name "kittyxsweet" and she says:

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"If a woman were in the kitchen making a sandwich, which is where she ought to be and what she ought

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to be doing, what kind of sandwich would she be making?"

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So what kind of sandwich would you want?

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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section...below!

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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.

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