1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:02,300 What's happening forum. 2 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:05,108 Why do people insist on f*cking around on merry-go-rounds? 3 00:00:05,108 --> 00:00:12,399 I mean it looks fun and all..but what happens when Ron Weasley back here spins you a little too fast? 4 00:00:12,399 --> 00:00:13,399 doosh 5 00:00:13,399 --> 00:00:14,399 "Ah f**ck!" 6 00:00:14,399 --> 00:00:17,136 Did you see that? Did you see it? Did you catch that epic-headbutt?! 7 00:00:17,136 --> 00:00:23,174 God, so melodramatic! 8 00:00:23,174 --> 00:00:26,471 And while I'm sure that was painful, that's no reason to lose your head. 9 00:00:26,471 --> 00:00:28,514 laughs 10 00:00:28,514 --> 00:00:30,047 Lose your head... 11 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:33,112 This is bulls**t. I need a team of Jewish guys to write my jokes! 12 00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:34,691 I can't keep going on like this. 13 00:00:34,691 --> 00:00:37,198 Forum, you make think that your Grandma is awesome. 14 00:00:37,198 --> 00:00:39,613 You make think that your Grandma is the best Grandma in the world! 15 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:43,654 But there's no way that your Grandma kicks more ass than this Grandma here! 16 00:00:43,654 --> 00:00:47,044 You see, this guy over here is behind the counter trying to rob the store. 17 00:00:47,044 --> 00:00:48,576 And what does Grandma do? 18 00:00:48,576 --> 00:00:51,363 Well Grandma doesn't take sh*t from anyone! 19 00:00:51,363 --> 00:00:57,725 Look at that, the store is being robbed and she's attacking the robber with a price scanner. 20 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,558 Wow! Grandma's got balls...so to speak. 21 00:01:00,558 --> 00:01:04,459 And like even as the guy is running away, she's chasing him out of the store. 22 00:01:04,459 --> 00:01:07,570 Comical Grandmother Voice: "Come here you son of a bitch! I've seen Walker Texas Ranger enough times 23 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:08,778 to know how to kick your ass!" 24 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:12,307 It would have been amazing if she had like clothelined the dude on the way out! 25 00:01:12,307 --> 00:01:15,186 But seriously though, Grandma is vicious! 26 00:01:15,186 --> 00:01:18,855 Earlier, she whipped the waitresses ass at Denny's for not giving her the correct change! 27 00:01:18,855 --> 00:01:25,217 I'm just saying..if she asks you if you like her casserole, you better say yes! 28 00:01:25,217 --> 00:01:27,586 There is this great video that went viral this week. 29 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:31,951 It's of this 3 year old girl, who is apparently a big fan of teen singer Justin Bieber. 30 00:01:31,951 --> 00:01:34,459 Mother in video: "Honey, why are you so sad? Honey?" 31 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:35,459 Girl: "Because." 32 00:01:35,459 --> 00:01:36,454 Mother: "'Because' why?" 33 00:01:36,454 --> 00:01:38,308 Girl: "Because I love Justin Bieber." 34 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:40,069 Mother: "I can't hear you." 35 00:01:40,069 --> 00:01:42,423 Girl (crying): "Because I love Justin Bieber.." 36 00:01:42,423 --> 00:01:44,512 "You're crying because you love Justin Bieber?" 37 00:01:44,512 --> 00:01:47,836 "Yes! That's why I ran into my room." 38 00:01:47,836 --> 00:01:50,063 "You ran into your room and cried because you love him?" 39 00:01:50,063 --> 00:01:51,316 "Yah.." 40 00:01:51,316 --> 00:01:52,524 "Does that make you sad?" 41 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:53,778 "Yes.." 42 00:01:53,778 --> 00:01:56,796 What?! There's no reason to cry over that?! 43 00:01:56,796 --> 00:02:01,255 Well, I guess I can identify. Sometimes I cry like that because I love Morgan Freeman. 44 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,462 crying 45 00:02:02,462 --> 00:02:03,577 His voiceovers are so good! 46 00:02:03,577 --> 00:02:06,409 But, seriously...they're good. 47 00:02:06,409 --> 00:02:11,053 I'm impressed that the older sister was able to keep her composure through the whole thing. 48 00:02:11,053 --> 00:02:16,115 Mom: "Honey, we don't have have to cry because we love Justin Bieber." 49 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:19,366 Girl: "Yeah, we do..sometime.." 50 00:02:19,366 --> 00:02:22,199 See, 'cos I would have lost it! 51 00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:26,380 One time, my brother cried like that over Justin Timberlake and not only did I point and laugh, 52 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,072 but I gave him a motherf*cking wedgie! 53 00:02:29,072 --> 00:02:30,072 No I'm kidding.. 54 00:02:30,072 --> 00:02:34,088 But the little girl crying did make me kind of sad..right up to the very end. 55 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:35,806 crying 56 00:02:35,806 --> 00:02:37,431 Girl: *still stuttering and crying* 57 00:02:37,431 --> 00:02:39,800 "No, no, I don't, I don't.." 58 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,800 *now completely serious* 59 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,280 "...I bet that's Justin Bieber." 60 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,280 *Phone rings* 61 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,391 laughs 62 00:02:48,391 --> 00:02:50,899 Honestly, I'm glad this video went viral because it's adorable. 63 00:02:50,899 --> 00:02:54,289 I can see it becomming like the new "Charlie Bit My Finger" 64 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:57,493 Like the new "Justin Bieber Bit My Finger". 65 00:02:57,493 --> 00:02:59,630 ...err.... 66 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:02,277 I dunno, if Justin Bieber ever bit my finger, I might have to headbutt him. 67 00:03:02,277 --> 00:03:03,277 douche 68 00:03:03,277 --> 00:03:04,277 "Awh f*k! 69 00:03:04,277 --> 00:03:05,992 Or maybe go all kung foo Grandma on his ass! 70 00:03:05,992 --> 00:03:06,992 smash 71 00:03:06,992 --> 00:03:08,314 I kid Justin Bieber! 72 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:12,401 But you know what else cried 'cos Morgan Freeman is a motherf**king voice over genius?! 73 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:17,230 The comic question of the day, which comes from a user name "kittyxsweet" and she says: 74 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:22,339 "If a woman were in the kitchen making a sandwich, which is where she ought to be and what she ought 75 00:03:22,339 --> 00:03:25,404 to be doing, what kind of sandwich would she be making?" 76 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:27,911 So what kind of sandwich would you want? 77 00:03:27,911 --> 00:03:31,487 Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section...below! 78 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:34,134 But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. 79 00:03:34,134 --> 00:03:37,107 I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. 80 00:03:37,107 --> 00:03:40,079 So tell me forum, "how are you doin'?" 81 00:03:40,079 --> 00:03:42,679 *Theme Tune Plays in Background* 82 00:03:42,679 --> 00:03:49,645 Subtitles by Calum (calumrouge@gmail.com) 83 00:03:49,645 --> 00:04:08,749 Any comments, problems, suggestions, errors - please email me.