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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.30,0:00:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's happening forum.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.30,0:00:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do people insist on f{\i1}*{\i0}cking around on merry-go-rounds?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.11,0:00:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean it looks fun and all..but what happens when Ron Weasley back here spins you a little too fast?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.40,0:00:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}doosh{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.40,0:00:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah f**ck!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.40,0:00:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you see that? Did you see it? Did you catch that epic-headbutt?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.14,0:00:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, so melodramatic!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.17,0:00:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And while I'm sure that was painful, that's no reason to lose your head.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.47,0:00:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.51,0:00:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lose your head...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.05,0:00:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is bulls**t. I need a team of Jewish guys to write my jokes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.11,0:00:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't keep going on like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.69,0:00:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forum, you make think that your Grandma is awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.20,0:00:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make think that your Grandma is the best Grandma in the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.61,0:00:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's no way that your Grandma kicks more ass than this Grandma here!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.65,0:00:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, this guy over here is behind the counter trying to rob the store.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.04,0:00:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what does Grandma do?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.58,0:00:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well Grandma doesn't take sh*t from anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.36,0:00:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that, the store is being robbed and she's attacking the robber with a price scanner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.72,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Grandma's got balls...so to speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like even as the guy is running away, she's chasing him out of the store.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.46,0:01:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comical Grandmother Voice: "Come here you son of a bitch! I've seen Walker Texas Ranger enough times
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.57,0:01:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to know how to kick your ass!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.78,0:01:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would have been amazing if she had like clothelined the dude on the way out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.31,0:01:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But seriously though, Grandma is vicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.19,0:01:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Earlier, she whipped the waitresses ass at Denny's for not giving her the correct change!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.86,0:01:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying..if she asks you if you like her casserole, you better say yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.22,0:01:27.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is this great video that went viral this week.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.59,0:01:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's of this 3 year old girl, who is apparently a big fan of teen singer Justin Bieber.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.95,0:01:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother in video: "Honey, why are you so sad? Honey?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.46,0:01:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: "Because."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.46,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother: "'Because' why?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: "Because I love Justin Bieber."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.31,0:01:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother: "I can't hear you."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.07,0:01:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl (crying): "Because I love Justin Bieber.."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.42,0:01:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're crying because you love Justin Bieber?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.51,0:01:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes! That's why I ran into my room."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.84,0:01:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You ran into your room and cried because you love him?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.06,0:01:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yah.."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.32,0:01:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Does that make you sad?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes.."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.78,0:01:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! There's no reason to cry over that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.80,0:02:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess I can identify. Sometimes I cry like that because I love Morgan Freeman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.26,0:02:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}crying{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.46,0:02:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His voiceovers are so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.58,0:02:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, seriously...they're good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.41,0:02:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm impressed that the older sister was able to keep her composure through the whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.05,0:02:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom: "Honey, we don't have have to cry because we love Justin Bieber."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.12,0:02:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: "Yeah, we do..sometime.."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.37,0:02:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, 'cos I would have lost it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.20,0:02:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One time, my brother cried like that over Justin Timberlake and not only did I point and laugh,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.38,0:02:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I gave him a motherf{\i1}*{\i0}cking wedgie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.07,0:02:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I'm kidding..
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.07,0:02:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the little girl crying did make me kind of sad..right up to the very end.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.09,0:02:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}crying{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.81,0:02:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: *still stuttering and crying*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.43,0:02:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, no, I don't, I don't.."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.80,0:02:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*now completely serious*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.80,0:02:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"...I bet that's Justin Bieber."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.28,0:02:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Phone rings*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.28,0:02:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.39,0:02:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, I'm glad this video went viral because it's adorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.90,0:02:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see it becomming like the new "Charlie Bit My Finger"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.29,0:02:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like the new "Justin Bieber Bit My Finger".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.49,0:02:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...err....
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.63,0:03:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, if Justin Bieber ever bit my finger, I might have to headbutt him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.28,0:03:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}douche{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.28,0:03:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Awh f{\i1}*k!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.28,0:03:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe go all kung foo Grandma on his ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.99,0:03:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}smash{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.99,0:03:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kid Justin Bieber!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.31,0:03:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know what else cried 'cos Morgan Freeman is a motherf**king voice over genius?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.40,0:03:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The comic question of the day, which comes from a user name "kittyxsweet" and she says:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.23,0:03:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If a woman were in the kitchen making a sandwich, which is where she ought to be and what she ought
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.34,0:03:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be doing, what kind of sandwich would she be making?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.40,0:03:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what kind of sandwich would you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.91,0:03:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section...below!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.49,0:03:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.13,0:03:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.11,0:03:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So tell me forum, "how are you doin'?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.08,0:03:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Theme Tune Plays in Background*
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.68,0:03:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles by Calum (calumrouge@gmail.com)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.64,0:04:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any comments, problems, suggestions, errors - please email me.