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Why do people insist on f<i>*</i>cking around on merry-go-rounds?

I mean it looks fun and all..but what happens when Ron Weasley back here spins you a little too fast?

<i>doosh</i>

"Ah f**ck!"

Did you see that? Did you see it? Did you catch that epic-headbutt?!

God, so melodramatic!

And while I'm sure that was painful, that's no reason to lose your head.

<i>laughs</i>

Lose your head...

This is bulls**t. I need a team of Jewish guys to write my jokes!

I can't keep going on like this.

Forum, you make think that your Grandma is awesome.

You make think that your Grandma is the best Grandma in the world!

But there's no way that your Grandma kicks more ass than this Grandma here!

You see, this guy over here is behind the counter trying to rob the store.

And what does Grandma do?

Well Grandma doesn't take sh*t from anyone!

Look at that, the store is being robbed and she's attacking the robber with a price scanner.

Wow! Grandma's got balls...so to speak.

And like even as the guy is running away, she's chasing him out of the store.

Comical Grandmother Voice: "Come here you son of a bitch! I've seen Walker Texas Ranger enough times

to know how to kick your ass!"

It would have been amazing if she had like clothelined the dude on the way out!

But seriously though, Grandma is vicious!

Earlier, she whipped the waitresses ass at Denny's for not giving her the correct change!

I'm just saying..if she asks you if you like her casserole, you better say yes!

There is this great video that went viral this week.

It's of this 3 year old girl, who is apparently a big fan of teen singer Justin Bieber.

Mother in video: "Honey, why are you so sad? Honey?"

Girl: "Because."

Mother: "'Because' why?"

Girl: "Because I love Justin Bieber."

Mother: "I can't hear you."

Girl (crying): "Because I love Justin Bieber.."

"You're crying because you love Justin Bieber?"

"Yes! That's why I ran into my room."

"You ran into your room and cried because you love him?"

"Yah.."

"Does that make you sad?"

"Yes.."

What?! There's no reason to cry over that?!

Well, I guess I can identify. Sometimes I cry like that because I love Morgan Freeman.

<i>crying</i>

His voiceovers are so good!

But, seriously...they're good.

I'm impressed that the older sister was able to keep her composure through the whole thing.

Mom: "Honey, we don't have have to cry because we love Justin Bieber."

Girl: "Yeah, we do..sometime.."

See, 'cos I would have lost it!

One time, my brother cried like that over Justin Timberlake and not only did I point and laugh,

but I gave him a motherf<i>*</i>cking wedgie!

No I'm kidding..

But the little girl crying did make me kind of sad..right up to the very end.

<i>crying</i>

Girl: *still stuttering and crying*

"No, no, I don't, I don't.."

*now completely serious*

"...I bet that's Justin Bieber."

*Phone rings*

<i>laughs</i>

Honestly, I'm glad this video went viral because it's adorable.

I can see it becomming like the new "Charlie Bit My Finger"

Like the new "Justin Bieber Bit My Finger".

...err....

I dunno, if Justin Bieber ever bit my finger, I might have to headbutt him.

<i>douche</i>

"Awh f<i>*k!</i>

Or maybe go all kung foo Grandma on his ass!

<i>smash</i>

I kid Justin Bieber!

But you know what else cried 'cos Morgan Freeman is a motherf**king voice over genius?!

The comic question of the day, which comes from a user name "kittyxsweet" and she says:

"If a woman were in the kitchen making a sandwich, which is where she ought to be and what she ought

to be doing, what kind of sandwich would she be making?"

So what kind of sandwich would you want?

Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section...below!

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