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What's happening forum.
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Why do people insist on f*cking around on merry-go-rounds?
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I mean it looks fun and all..but what happens when Ron Weasley back here spins you a little too fast?
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doosh
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"Ah f**ck!"
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Did you see that? Did you see it? Did you catch that epic-headbutt?!
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God, so melodramatic!
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And while I'm sure that was painful, that's no reason to lose your head.
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laughs
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Lose your head...
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This is bulls**t. I need a team of Jewish guys to write my jokes!
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I can't keep going on like this.
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Forum, you make think that your Grandma is awesome.
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You make think that your Grandma is the best Grandma in the world!
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But there's no way that your Grandma kicks more ass than this Grandma here!
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You see, this guy over here is behind the counter trying to rob the store.
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And what does Grandma do?
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Well Grandma doesn't take sh*t from anyone!
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Look at that, the store is being robbed and she's attacking the robber with a price scanner.
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Wow! Grandma's got balls...so to speak.
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And like even as the guy is running away, she's chasing him out of the store.
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Comical Grandmother Voice: "Come here you son of a bitch! I've seen Walker Texas Ranger enough times
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to know how to kick your ass!"
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It would have been amazing if she had like clothelined the dude on the way out!
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But seriously though, Grandma is vicious!
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Earlier, she whipped the waitresses ass at Denny's for not giving her the correct change!
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I'm just saying..if she asks you if you like her casserole, you better say yes!
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There is this great video that went viral this week.
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It's of this 3 year old girl, who is apparently a big fan of teen singer Justin Bieber.
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Mother in video: "Honey, why are you so sad? Honey?"
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Girl: "Because."
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Mother: "'Because' why?"
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Girl: "Because I love Justin Bieber."
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Mother: "I can't hear you."
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Girl (crying): "Because I love Justin Bieber.."
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"You're crying because you love Justin Bieber?"
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"Yes! That's why I ran into my room."
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"You ran into your room and cried because you love him?"
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"Yah.."
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"Does that make you sad?"
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"Yes.."
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What?! There's no reason to cry over that?!
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Well, I guess I can identify. Sometimes I cry like that because I love Morgan Freeman.
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crying
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His voiceovers are so good!
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But, seriously...they're good.
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I'm impressed that the older sister was able to keep her composure through the whole thing.
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Mom: "Honey, we don't have have to cry because we love Justin Bieber."
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Girl: "Yeah, we do..sometime.."
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See, 'cos I would have lost it!
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One time, my brother cried like that over Justin Timberlake and not only did I point and laugh,
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but I gave him a motherf*cking wedgie!
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No I'm kidding..
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But the little girl crying did make me kind of sad..right up to the very end.
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crying
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Girl: *still stuttering and crying*
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"No, no, I don't, I don't.."
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*now completely serious*
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"...I bet that's Justin Bieber."
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*Phone rings*
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laughs
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Honestly, I'm glad this video went viral because it's adorable.
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I can see it becomming like the new "Charlie Bit My Finger"
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Like the new "Justin Bieber Bit My Finger".
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...err....
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I dunno, if Justin Bieber ever bit my finger, I might have to headbutt him.
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douche
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"Awh f*k!
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Or maybe go all kung foo Grandma on his ass!
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smash
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I kid Justin Bieber!
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But you know what else cried 'cos Morgan Freeman is a motherf**king voice over genius?!
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The comic question of the day, which comes from a user name "kittyxsweet" and she says:
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"If a woman were in the kitchen making a sandwich, which is where she ought to be and what she ought
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to be doing, what kind of sandwich would she be making?"
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So what kind of sandwich would you want?
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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section...below!
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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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So tell me forum, "how are you doin'?"
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*Theme Tune Plays in Background*
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