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-Hey, champ, why the long face?

2
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-I don't know, Scott Baio...

3
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I really screwed up last night.

4
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-Come on, talk to me

5
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Tell me what happened

6
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All right. I'll try.

7
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I took her on a date, things seemed so bright

8
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I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight

9
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We go to her place and we fool around

10
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We throw all our clothes... to the ground

11
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We begin as she turns out the lights

12
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I start but feel something so very extra tight

13
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I hear her cry and I see her frown

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I look at the condom, it is all brown

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Last night, oooh

16
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I stuck it in the wrong hole

17
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I'm so sorry, ooooh

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From the bottom of my soul

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'Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

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Try some preparation H, it'll make you feel better

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In my defense, those holes are so close together

23
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Oh, baby, baby, don't feel defiled

24
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It's a common accident during doggy style

25
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It was so dark, I couldn't see so good

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I had no idea where I put my wood

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I want to make things better, want to make it alright

28
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If you want, you can put on a strapon and give it back to me all night

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(I'd rather if she didn't)

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Last night, oooh

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I stuck it in the wrong hole

32
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I'm so sorry, ooooh

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From the bottom of my soul

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I never ever want to make you feel hurting

35
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I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting

36
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Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause

37
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Now, I know how the feel in that HBO show Oz

38
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Maybe take some Advil your pain it will fix

39
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From the way you walk, you can compete in the Special Olympics

40
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If this was Alabama, we would be on trial

41
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That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

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43
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-I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind

44
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I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

45
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-I don't know Baby, I'm no sodomite

46
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-Can't we just try it again tonight?

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-Alright!

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Every night, oooh

49
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I stick it in the wrong hole

50
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It's so much fun, ooooh

51
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And we don't need no birth control

52
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When we stick it in the wrong hole

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I stuck it in your ass