[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.29,0:00:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, champ, why the long face?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.40,0:00:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know, Scott Baio...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.47,0:00:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really screwed up last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.04,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Come on, talk to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.07,0:00:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me what happened
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.13,0:00:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I'll try.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.54,0:00:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.85,0:00:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.84,0:00:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We go to her place and we fool around
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.55,0:00:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We throw all our clothes... to the ground
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.28,0:01:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We begin as she turns out the lights
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.70,0:01:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I start but feel something so very extra tight
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.53,0:01:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear her cry and I see her frown
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.80,0:01:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look at the condom, it is all brown
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.48,0:01:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, oooh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.45,0:01:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.42,0:01:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.60,0:01:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the bottom of my soul
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.54,0:01:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.72,0:01:43.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.95,0:01:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try some preparation H, it'll make you feel better
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.12,0:01:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my defense, those holes are so close together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.01,0:01:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, baby, baby, don't feel defiled
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.35,0:02:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a common accident during doggy style
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.99,0:02:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was so dark, I couldn't see so good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.73,0:02:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no idea where I put my wood
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.70,0:02:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to make things better, want to make it alright
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.43,0:02:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want, you can put on a strapon and give it back to me all night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.64,0:02:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(I'd rather if she didn't)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.43,0:02:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, oooh
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.51,0:02:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.32,0:02:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.53,0:02:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the bottom of my soul
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.04,0:02:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never ever want to make you feel hurting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.84,0:02:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.00,0:02:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.38,0:02:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I know how the feel in that HBO show Oz
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.13,0:03:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe take some Advil your pain it will fix
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.47,0:03:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the way you walk, you can compete in the Special Olympics
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.02,0:03:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this was Alabama, we would be on trial
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.26,0:03:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.36,0:03:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.72,0:03:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.83,0:03:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.97,0:03:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know Baby, I'm no sodomite
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.88,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can't we just try it again tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.56,0:03:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.56,0:03:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every night, oooh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.45,0:03:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stick it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.41,0:03:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so much fun, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.40,0:03:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we don't need no birth control
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.46,0:04:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we stick it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.44,0:04:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.65,0:04:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in your ass