-Hey, champ, why the long face?
-I don't know, Scott Baio...
I really screwed up last night.
-Come on, talk to me
Tell me what happened
All right. I'll try.
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown
Last night, oooh
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, ooooh
From the bottom of my soul
'Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H, it'll make you feel better
In my defense, those holes are so close together
Oh, baby, baby, don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style
It was so dark, I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better, want to make it alright
If you want, you can put on a strapon and give it back to me all night
(I'd rather if she didn't)
Last night, oooh
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, ooooh
From the bottom of my soul
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now, I know how the feel in that HBO show Oz
Maybe take some Advil your pain it will fix
From the way you walk, you can compete in the Special Olympics
If this was Alabama, we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
-I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
-I don't know Baby, I'm no sodomite
-Can't we just try it again tonight?
-Alright!
Every night, oooh
I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun, ooooh
And we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole
I stuck it in your ass