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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Top Gear Theme]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.22,0:00:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight, James May faces trial by water,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James annoys a dog,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.92,0:00:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And James says "ow, ow, ow, ow ow"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.49,0:00:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the loser of the previous challenge,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.58,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we decided to give James another chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:54.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After breaking his legs, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.23,0:00:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.54,0:00:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First order of business is to figure out how to move.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.99,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forward was easy enough, as attacking moves you forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.82,0:01:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turning around however -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.83,0:01:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why the bloody hell won't it turn round?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.18,0:01:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fortunately, the hunter starts with a bow, \Nwhich can be used to aim and -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.37,0:01:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on, did -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.36,0:01:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Crickets chirping]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.56,0:01:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all over, mate
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.93,0:01:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.74,0:01:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still, we can choose the binoculars as our starting gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.74,0:01:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is so unbelievably slow,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.19,0:01:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you do start with it from the get go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.63,0:01:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now for some basic tricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.25,0:01:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can use backsteps instead \Nfor faster movement,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.90,0:01:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and use the lock on to turn around in a pinch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.53,0:01:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contrary to popular belief,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,backsteps DO have i-frames.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.30,0:01:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Problem is, it's only four frames.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.09,0:01:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The more important aspect is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.89,0:01:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the near infinite poise you get during \Nthe starting frames.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.29,0:01:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, we can finally pick up our \Nstarting gear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.29,0:01:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An upgrade, for sure,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.89,0:02:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it wasn't going to make our lives \Neasier any time soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.68,0:02:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.55,0:02:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"[Bleep] thing"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.92,0:02:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And without any ranged options,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.20,0:02:09.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.100,0:02:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even a simple bow hollow proved to be \Na challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.30,0:02:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.01,0:02:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least we can get the jump on this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.97,0:02:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should be easy enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.53,0:02:20.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As it turned out, attacks that knock you \Nbackwards,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.41,0:02:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not being able to move forward,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.24,0:02:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't mix too well!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.63,0:02:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.39,0:02:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no real point in trying to dodge \Nwith backsteps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.84,0:02:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It won't be precise enough to dodge anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.37,0:02:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you'll still have to close back the distance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.36,0:03:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The most pressing matter is, \Nof course, mobility,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.18,0:03:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or lack thereof.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.80,0:03:08.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So before heading out, \Nwe make sure to pick up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.37,0:03:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the items, including the \Nhomeward bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.72,0:03:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regular hollows are hard enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.83,0:03:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So our only real choice is up to the burg.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.12,0:03:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After reaching the burg and picking up a \Nnearby shield,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.46,0:03:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we head down to the Undead Merchant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.88,0:03:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"hehehehe"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.08,0:03:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First order of business is to buy a \Nshortbow for the significantly faster aim.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.49,0:03:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, we stock up on arrows, \Nand buy around 30 firebombs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.65,0:03:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The damage is - well, not the best -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.97,0:03:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but at least it can fire from a \Nsafe distance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.89,0:03:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before heading up to the Taurus Demon,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.13,0:03:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we stop by a stack of barrels.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.79,0:03:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Holy mother! Did you see that!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.42,0:03:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After crossing the fog gate -
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.60,0:04:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.69,0:04:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taking care of the archers, \Nwe meet with the Taurus Demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.54,0:04:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our only defense is backsteps,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.60,0:04:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we need to kill the Taurus Demon
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.89,0:04:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the bridge runs out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.17,0:04:17.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arrows are too slow for this,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.17,0:04:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so use the fire bombs from earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.38,0:04:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that we have a nice amount in the bank
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.39,0:04:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can start thinking about weapons.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.20,0:04:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before that, we need to reach Andre.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.89,0:04:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To that end, we head up to the Undead Parish.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.45,0:04:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hahahahahaha!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.45,0:04:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trick here is to bait the fire from a \Nrelatively safe location.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.02,0:04:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.78,0:04:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this location, the fire only hits once,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.35,0:04:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and after that intial blast,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.17,0:04:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can safely head down the bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.65,0:04:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh crikey, it's the rozzers."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.14,0:05:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Under the bridge, we meet up with \Nthe dragon
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.68,0:05:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or at least, the rear end of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.90,0:05:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm already holding a bow,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.72,0:05:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it would be a damn shame to not \Ntake advantage of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.47,0:05:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With a couple dozen arrows and \Nsome patience,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.16,0:05:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can cut down the tail for a decent \Nearly game weapon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.90,0:05:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Heheheheyyy, look at that!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.66,0:05:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The rats can be a bit of a \Npain in the arse,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.70,0:05:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the last thing you want is \Ngetting poisoned.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.97,0:05:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind, could be worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.55,0:05:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hang on did-"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.88,0:05:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, then it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.67,0:05:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.35,0:05:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hahahaha!" "Oh shut up!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.19,0:05:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,99 firebombs, because this is going to \Nbe a long journey.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.19,0:05:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should be the last time we buy firebombs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.30,0:05:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may think spending THIS much on \Nfirebombs is wasteful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.12,0:05:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we can get back a lot of souls
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.24,0:05:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with item pickups.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.90,0:06:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After reaching the New Londo Ruins,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.27,0:06:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we head up, use the master key
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.95,0:06:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and enter... The Valley of Drakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.05,0:06:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the name suggests, the place is \Ncrawling with, well, drakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.47,0:06:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one in particular, however, \Ncan't move.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.35,0:06:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is also a ledge, and we \Nhappen to have 99 firebombs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.93,0:06:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can see where this is going.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.100,0:06:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the dragon, we can get a \Nhealthy amount of souls,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.44,0:06:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a shield, and a sword.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.96,0:06:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was against a stationary enemy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.82,0:06:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the other drakes won't be that easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.36,0:06:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless, of course, they get\Nstuck in the terrain.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.34,0:06:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.60,0:06:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the next one, not so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.03,0:06:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.68,0:07:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless, of course, you use the \Nbow to distract
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.40,0:07:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which increases the amount they \Nneed to turn before attacking.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.94,0:07:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, there was only one \Nobstacle remaining.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.90,0:07:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.73,0:07:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheese!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.68,0:07:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the best weapon in the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.40,0:07:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it does its job.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.90,0:07:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that it was a quick \Ntrip up to Andre.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.22,0:07:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can get the Grass Crest Shield,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.54,0:07:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a longbow for longer range.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.91,0:07:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Watch this! Oh, hang on, hang on,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.26,0:08:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After quitting out, we get the jump on the \Ncrystal lizard for some twinkling titanites
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.52,0:08:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're almost to the Undead Parish,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.65,0:08:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only thing remaning is the\NDarkroot Garden,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.91,0:08:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which should be - "Ow ow ow ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.79,0:08:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit out if you get grabbed,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.25,0:08:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and use firebombs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.48,0:08:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was a present from \NSnoop Dogg a few years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.88,0:08:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I made an album with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.56,0:08:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It actually makes the noise "bling" \Nwhen you hold it up to the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.85,0:08:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, it goes "bling"!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.96,0:08:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just give this a little -
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.80,0:08:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the first weapon we ever saw!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.94,0:08:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's light enough to use while staying \Nbelow 25% equip load.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.80,0:08:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's easy to get with the master key,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.63,0:08:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and its upgraded with twinkling titanites.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.10,0:08:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the perfect one handed weapon,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.06,0:09:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's called the Astora Straight Sword.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.96,0:09:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hahahahaha!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.32,0:09:27.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm never financially recovering from \Nthose wasted Twinkling Titanites.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.32,0:09:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind. Could be worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.43,0:09:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.83,0:09:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah, hello there. I have your reward."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.81,0:09:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's quite a sweet fellow, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.96,0:09:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'll call him Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.66,0:09:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Let's not be greedy, now."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.42,0:09:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moments later, Bob is dismembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.57,0:10:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normally, I would wait for Anor Londo,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.98,0:10:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we need the health, stamina, \Nand endurance right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.48,0:10:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We head down and down,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.46,0:10:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,past the New Londo Ruins
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.63,0:10:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,past the Valley of Drakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.69,0:10:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and into Blighttown.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.47,0:10:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we don't exactly have the damage \Nto deal with these,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.94,0:10:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we can use the \Nextra health from the ring,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.00,0:10:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus the near infinite poise -
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.27,0:10:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that humiliating defeat, \NI once again turned to my old addiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.43,0:10:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may be thinking I'm going to \NBlighttown with these firebombs,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.25,0:10:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but what I'm instead going to do is this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.74,0:10:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.21,0:11:24.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.94,0:11:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The shortcut lever to New Londo,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.53,0:11:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as well as our choice of weapon,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.30,0:11:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was unfortunately behind a key.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.76,0:11:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's where the bow and arrow comes in.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.35,0:11:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After picking up a green shard \Nalong the way -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.37,0:11:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should come in handy later -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.25,0:11:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we go down, past the lever room, for \Nour weapon of choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.25,0:11:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not use the short or the long bow?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.31,0:11:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's because the composite bow has \Nthe highest damage by far
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.23,0:11:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After unlocking the shortcut for later,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.75,0:11:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we warp back to Andre.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.73,0:12:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With headshots, we can now deal with \Nmost enemies from a safe distance.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.42,0:12:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without breaking the bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.56,0:12:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This should come in handy, \Nfor the barbarians on the entrance
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.47,0:12:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as well as Quelaag.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.11,0:12:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.92,0:12:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trick here is to lure in one by one
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.30,0:12:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and use the drake sword's two handed move
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.60,0:12:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.53,0:12:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The actual trick here is to use repeated \Nheadshots to stunlock it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.34,0:12:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since there were a lot of ladders,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.93,0:12:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resting at a bonfire was not an option.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.62,0:12:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless you want to be stuck here forever \Nwith Quelaag.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.62,0:12:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In which case, uh, based.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.15,0:13:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, the poison swamp \Nand mosquitoes
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.17,0:13:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were not making things easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.24,0:13:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Having an upgraded bow helps,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.06,0:13:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's good practice since we'll be\Nmanually aiming a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.50,0:13:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of, Quelaag can be stunned,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.38,0:13:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,similar to how we stunlocked the barbarians\Nby aiming for the human portion.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.70,0:13:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Watch this! Oh, hang on, hang on."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.86,0:13:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What on earth..."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.98,0:13:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That didn't work.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.66,0:13:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But just to be sure, let's see it again \Nfrom several angles.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.96,0:13:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What, I've got to get out?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.45,0:13:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell do you think I'm \Ngoing to go? Ah, no!"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.49,0:14:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the great question that we are \Naddressing on this occasion is
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.43,0:14:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheese versus Cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.37,0:14:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can use the accessibility ramp \Nplaced in front of Miyazaki-san's
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.26,0:14:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quelaag Observation Deck.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.74,0:14:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the bell rung, we can head \Non to Sen's Fortress,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.13,0:14:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make the long journey \Nup to Anor Londo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.81,0:15:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.71,0:15:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't kill the gargoyles and ring the bell \Nto open the gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.99,0:15:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this leaves us with only one choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.65,0:15:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this state, you cannot use your \Nbow to aim.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.76,0:15:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, pressing aim will turn you in a \Nseemingly random direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.33,0:15:50.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think it has something to do with the\Ninitial location where the deathcam was triggered.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.36,0:15:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use trial and error until you get\Nthe right angle,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.91,0:16:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and punch to move forward, or backstep \Nto move backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.85,0:16:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thankfully, we can stop by the bonfire,\Nkindle, if you haven't already,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.85,0:16:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this is going to be a \None way trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.25,0:16:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once we enter Sen's Fortress, we can now\Nquit out to disable the deathcam.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.69,0:16:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are now locked in. There will be no escape\Nuntil we beat Anor Londo,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.68,0:16:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and recieve the Lordvessel.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.73,0:16:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To no one's surprise, we were ill-equipped\Nto face the challenges of Sen's Fortress.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.66,0:17:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing we can improve easily,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.86,0:17:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the number of Estus Flasks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.80,0:17:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.60,0:17:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Astora Straight Sword prevents \Nskeletons from reassembling.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.60,0:17:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this would have been a helpful effect,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.48,0:17:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if not for the fact that we can use \Nour bow to kill the necromancers.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.04,0:17:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once we skip the entire map using a \Nquick shortcut.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.63,0:17:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can jump down and summon up \NPaladin Leeroy
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.72,0:17:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hi!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.55,0:17:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After picking up the Cleric set, we head\Ndown to Pinwheel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.65,0:17:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ow ow ow ow ow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.16,0:17:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leeroy can deal the bulk of the damage,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.83,0:17:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while we sort out the clones \Nusing our bow.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.80,0:17:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or at least, that was the original plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.70,0:17:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dial Up Internet sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.46,0:17:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh for god's sake!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.71,0:17:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh god in Heaven [BLEEP] you heap of dog [BLEEP]"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.79,0:18:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the next step of our plan, \Nwe need a ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.97,0:18:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any ring works, except for the \Nring of favor and protection.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.97,0:18:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, back to Andre.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.75,0:18:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We use our mouse to hover over the arrow, \Nclick the arrow and press buy at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.14,0:18:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Press once more to get the insufficent soul message.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.77,0:18:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, open up the system menu.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.16,0:18:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold right click, select quit game, \Nand let go.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.16,0:18:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the message pops up,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Select any item and drop -998.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This works for pretty much any item that can be stacked,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but having a few thousand long swords can cause some issues
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which of course, we can exploit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that Cleric's set we picked up earlier.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Upgrade the hat to +5
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Equip and unequip the hat,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pop a humanity, and during the animation\Npress the second weapon slot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, try to unequip the ring.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, equip the priest's hat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have now spawned a fully upgraded\NBlack Knight Sword from thin air.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is like being a [BLEEP] hippopotamus."