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(APPLAUSE) College ran by real fast because I played so much football.

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They even put me on a thing called the All-America team

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where you get to meet the President of the United States.

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President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American

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football team at the Oval Office today.

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Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the United States

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is the food.

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They put you in this little room with just about anything you want to eat or drink.

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And since #1,

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I wasn't hungry but thirsty,

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and #2,

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they was free.

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I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.

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Congratulations.

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How does it feel to be an all-American?

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It's an honor,

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sir.

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Congratulations.

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How does it feel being all American?

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Very good,

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sir.

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Congratulations.

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How does it feel to be an all-American?

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Very good sir.

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Congratulations.

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How do you feel?

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I got to pee.

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I believe. He said he had to go pee.