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Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(APPLAUSE) College ran by real fast because I played so much football.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.36,0:00:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They even put me on a thing called the All-America team
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.60,0:00:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you get to meet the President of the United States.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.48,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,football team at the Oval Office today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.37,0:00:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the United States
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.74,0:00:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the food.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They put you in this little room with just about anything you want to eat or drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.84,0:00:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since #1,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.57,0:00:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't hungry but thirsty,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and #2,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.57,0:00:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they was free.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.50,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.33,0:00:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.11,0:00:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be an all-American?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.68,0:01:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an honor,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.25,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.39,0:01:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.15,0:01:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel being all American?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.11,0:01:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.10,0:01:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be an all-American?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.66,0:01:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.45,0:01:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.41,0:01:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.89,0:01:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe. He said he had to go pee.