(APPLAUSE) College ran by real fast because I played so much football.
They even put me on a thing called the All-America team
where you get to meet the President of the United States.
President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American
football team at the Oval Office today.
Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the United States
is the food.
They put you in this little room with just about anything you want to eat or drink.
And since #1,
I wasn't hungry but thirsty,
and #2,
they was free.
I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
Congratulations.
How does it feel to be an all-American?
It's an honor,
sir.
Congratulations.
How does it feel being all American?
Very good,
sir.
Congratulations.
How does it feel to be an all-American?
Very good sir.
Congratulations.
How do you feel?
I got to pee.
I believe. He said he had to go pee.