-We are all excited,
because it's your
first time visiting here.
But you must be excited --
it's almost time
for the royal wedding.
-Yes! Oh.
-I mean, this is big-time.
-It is huge.
It is huge.
-We are really
looking forward to it, yes.
-Have you traveled
overseas before?
-Well, actually, I go to Tuscany
every year on a girls trip
with all my mom friends,
and we just
talk about our husbands,
drink wine, eat pasta.
But Cord has --
-I've only been to Europe once.
[ Laughter ]
I was in Toronto.
[ Laughter ]
And -- Jimmy, have you
been to Toronto before?
-Uh, yeah.
-Whoa! Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
What a whirlwind!
The language differences,
the signs, the pushy people,
the funny currency.
I was, like, "I'm good.
Get me back across the pond
and back over to the U.S."
[ Laughter and applause ]
So that's been
my one experience.
-Across the pond,
yeah, absolutely.
Oh, my gosh.
-But we are excited
about London.
-You are.
-Very excited.
-In fact, two weeks ago,
Tish and I committed
to being on London time
just to be prepared.
So, we're currently
on London time.
We're exhausted right now.
-Yes.
[ Laughter ]
-What time is it right now?
-It's 4:30 in the morning.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my goodness!
That's good training.
-To get prepped
for the time change.
-Get ready for the time change.
-Yeah, and you'll be ready.
And you -- you think
you'll enjoy London?
You think that'll be fun?
-Oh, I'm really
looking forward to it.
-You are, yeah.
-So much history.
There's so much history.
It's an old city, Jimmy.
[ Laughter ]
-There are --
-Sorry.
-There are castles.
-I know, yeah.
-They use the same --
I'm looking --
'Cause they use
the same money that we do,
so I won't be as confused.
[ Laughter ]
-It makes it simpler.
-Yes.
-Yeah.
Uh...
[ Laughter ]
-Are you guys --
Sorry, I was just thinking
of an old joke.
I was laughing --
-Do you like old jokes, Jimmy?
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, they make me
laugh sometimes.
Are you guys romantics at heart?
I mean, you've been married
for a long time.
Your husband --
-I've been happily married
for 30 years.
I'm my husband's wife.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Cord, Cord.
Cord, it's a bit close
to your microphone.
You're clapping a bit close
to the microphone there.
-And I have to say
that we had --
We've had a beautiful union,
but my --
I do not have fond memories
of my wedding day.
Unfortunately, we hired
my husband's -- Brent's brother
to be our wedding photographer,
and he did a terrible job.
-Oh, it's terrible.
-It's a mistake to go cheap.
-You pay --
You get what you pay --
You pay what you get for?
You get what you pay for.
-You get what you pay for.
-Yeah.
-Every picture was low angles,
unflattering shots.
I'm so mad.
I can't even look
at the doggone wedding book.
-Cord was there.
-I was there.
I saw it all.
I couldn't --
I didn't want
to ruin her big day.
-You didn't.
-Yeah, no.
-But I was like, "These photos
are gonna be nasty."
[ Laughter ]
-Who did you whisper that to?
-Myself.
-Oh, my God.
Are you -- Are you --
-I'm single by choice.
-Oh, you are single --
-I'm single by choice.
-You are single by choice.
-And it's by choice.
It's a choice, okay?
-Whoo!
-Thank you.
Single by choice, right?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
So, I'm single by choice.
-You are, yeah.
-It doesn't mean that
it's not gonna happen for me.
-But I respect a woman's choice
to not want to go out with me.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, uh, you can tell --
Part of your research --
[ Light laughter ]
Part of your research,
you've been watching the --
[ Laughter ]
Part of your research,
you've been watching
the Lifetime --
[ Laughter ]
-You've been watching
the Lifetime --
as part of your research,
the Lifetime movie
on Harry and Meghan.
[ Laughs ]
"A Royal Romance,"
and that is --
-And, Jimmy -- And, Jimmy,
this Lifetime movie
was so good,
that I really wish I --
As a royal fanatic,
I wish I could've seen it
in a movie theater.
It was so good.
-You want to see this TV --
-I would like to see it
in a theater.
-A Lifetime movie,
you want to see it in a --
-I thought it was a documentary.
That's how real it was.
[ Laughter ]
-They cast...
-Look at the casting!
-...the people to look so much
like the real Harry and Meghan.
It's almost as if Harry and
Meghan were in the movie.
-You thought --
No, you knew they were actors.
-Why does
"Avengers: Infinity War"
have to be on every screen,
you know?
Have "Harry & Meghan,"
Lifetime movie.
Put it in theaters now.
There's still time.
The wedding's not till Saturday.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-The wedding's
not till Saturday, Jimmy.
-No, I heard you, yes.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Tim Meadows is going to be back
as your correspondent.
-Oh!
-Oh!
[ Laughter ]
-When I hear his name,
I just laugh.
He is such a goof!
Tim Meadows
from "Saturday Night Live."
-Tim Meadows
from "Saturday Night Live."
-Oh, with his skits.
And you, Jimmy --
you were on the show.
How did you keep
a straight face?
You all must've --
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-I did, I always did.
-You did not
keep a straight face.
-I always -- that's so funny,
'cause I always --
I was known as the Ice Man.
I always -- I would never crack,
and never break.
Yeah, but I had so much fun.
-So much fun.
That show must just be
a barrel of laughs.
[ Laughter ]
-"Saturday Night Live"?
-"Saturday Night Live."
-It was really, really fun.
-"Saturday Night Live"?
-"Saturday Night Live."
-I've been always
saying "Saturday Night Alive."
[ Laughter ]
No, I'm not trying
to be funny here.
'Cause I thought --
[ Laughter ]
No, 'cause I thought it was,
like, "Saturday night,
and feel alive!"
That's what I thought
they were trying to say.
-"Saturday Night Alive."
Yeah, it was always --
Saturday Night --
-What do you say now?
[ Light laughter ]
-Saturday -- I said,
"Saturday Night Alive,"
because that's how --
-Okay, that's what -- yes.
-No, you're not going cra--
But I was saying,
"Saturday Night, uh, Live."
-"Saturday Night Live."
You paused, okay.
-"SNL."
-Yeah.
Did you hear
the Yanny-Laurel thing?
Did you hear that earlier?
There was a thing.
-Everyone's talking
about that, right?
-Yes, I've heard --
I have not heard it.
-We haven't heard it, yeah.
-Do we have it?
Can you play it?
-Laurel.
-Yeah, what do you --
-I heard Laurel.
-You did?
-Yes.
-You heard Laurel?
-"Laurel," yes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cord -- Cord, what did you hear?
-Can you play it again?
-Laurel.
-I hear, "What's up?"
from the Budweiser frogs.
[ Laughter ]
I'm a huge fan
of the Budweiser frogs.
-They're bringing them back.
The Budweiser frogs are back.
-I hear, "What's up?"
[ Laughter ]
So I don't hear
Laurel or Yanny.
-I'm not sure if the Budweiser
frogs said, "What's up?"
-No, I heard a distinct
"What's up?"
-No, I understand.
I understand that.
But I think the Budweiser frogs
is Bud-weis-er.
-What is the Laurel --
What is it proving?
That people --
That some people are crazy?
[ Laughter ]
-I don't know.
I didn't invent it.
It was something
that people are doing, and I --
Anyway, I got off subject.
-It is interesting, though.
[ Laughter ]
-You're bringing a gift --
You're bringing a gift
for the --
-We are, yes.
-For the royal --
-For little baby Louis.
-Little baby Louis.
-We have a gift.
-He's a month old.
-We have to figure out a way
to get this gift to baby Louis.
-Because we don't have any
contact with the Royal Family.
[ Laughter ]
But this is what
we want to give him.
-Okay, you want
to give him this.
Now this is a little...
[ Audience "Awws" ]
-Yes. I know, right?
-It's so beautiful.
-It's a tiny crown,
and it's a little royal scepter.
-This is for the baby.
-This is for the baby.
He's a month old.
And a beautiful necklace.
[ Laughter ]
What a beautiful thing --
-So he can hold it and be like,
"I'm the King of England
one day.
[ Laughter ]
"I'll be the King of England
one day."
-That's what he might say.
-I'm not good at accents.
-No, no, you are.
-No, he is not.
-Is that real jewels?
Is it?
-These are not.
These are costume jewelry.
I, um -- I was using them.
I raise Basset Hounds.
[ Laughter ]
I raised champion Basset Hounds,
and I had posed them
in a royal setting,
so these were on my dogs.
[ Laughter ]
I had to fix them to my dogs.
-And now you're
gonna offer them --
-And now we're offering
them up to the royal baby.
-Yes.
-So these are --
These are things
used by Basset Hounds?
-And we just need some sort of
entry onto the royal grounds.
And we just need 15 or
20 minutes just to give them --
present them to him
in an official way.
-Quick.
-Quick and easy.
-Well, I know that it's early
in the morning for you guys.
It's about quarter to 5:00.
-We're exhausted.
[ Laughter ]
-But I heard that you were
working on a song, maybe,
and we'll talk about this
when we come back.
More with Cord and Tish.