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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.80,0:00:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We are all excited,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.90,0:00:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's your\Nfirst time visiting here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.90,0:00:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you must be excited --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.07,0:00:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's almost time\Nfor the royal wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.14,0:00:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes! Oh.\N-I mean, this is big-time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.94,0:00:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It is huge.\NIt is huge.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.91,0:00:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We are really\Nlooking forward to it, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.44,0:00:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Have you traveled\Noverseas before?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, actually, I go to Tuscany\Nevery year on a girls trip
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.55,0:00:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all my mom friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.35,0:00:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we just\Ntalk about our husbands,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.89,0:00:24.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drink wine, eat pasta.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.09,0:00:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Cord has --\N-I've only been to Europe once.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.46,0:00:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.46,0:00:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was in Toronto.\N[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.40,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And -- Jimmy, have you\Nbeen to Toronto before?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, yeah.\N-Whoa! Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.10,0:00:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.24,0:00:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a whirlwind!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.44,0:00:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The language differences,\Nthe signs, the pushy people,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.61,0:00:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the funny currency.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.35,0:00:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was, like, "I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.72,0:00:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me back across the pond\Nand back over to the U.S."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter and applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.22,0:00:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's been\Nmy one experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.59,0:00:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Across the pond,\Nyeah, absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.02,0:00:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my gosh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.06,0:00:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But we are excited\Nabout London.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.86,0:01:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are.\N-Very excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.29,0:01:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-In fact, two weeks ago,\NTish and I committed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.40,0:01:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to being on London time\Njust to be prepared.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.77,0:01:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we're currently\Non London time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.30,0:01:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're exhausted right now.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.14,0:01:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.27,0:01:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What time is it right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.64,0:01:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's 4:30 in the morning.\N[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my goodness!\NThat's good training.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.01,0:01:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-To get prepped\Nfor the time change.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.51,0:01:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Get ready for the time change.\N-Yeah, and you'll be ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you -- you think\Nyou'll enjoy London?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.15,0:01:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think that'll be fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.25,0:01:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I'm really\Nlooking forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.99,0:01:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are, yeah.\N-So much history.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.95,0:01:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's so much history.\NIt's an old city, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.79,0:01:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.23,0:01:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There are --\N-Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.30,0:01:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There are castles.\N-I know, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.07,0:01:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-They use the same --\NI'm looking --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.80,0:01:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause they use\Nthe same money that we do,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.87,0:01:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I won't be as confused.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.57,0:01:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.57,0:01:48.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It makes it simpler.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.51,0:01:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.\NUh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.04,0:01:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.04,0:01:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are you guys --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.65,0:01:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I was just thinking\Nof an old joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.18,0:01:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was laughing --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.45,0:01:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do you like old jokes, Jimmy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.15,0:02:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.22,0:02:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, they make me\Nlaugh sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.09,0:02:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you guys romantics at heart?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.92,0:02:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you've been married\Nfor a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.86,0:02:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your husband --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.99,0:02:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've been happily married\Nfor 30 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm my husband's wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.30,0:02:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheers and applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.47,0:02:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cord, Cord.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.87,0:02:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cord, it's a bit close\Nto your microphone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.27,0:02:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're clapping a bit close\Nto the microphone there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.34,0:02:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I have to say\Nthat we had --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.41,0:02:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've had a beautiful union,\Nbut my --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.74,0:02:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not have fond memories\Nof my wedding day.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.81,0:02:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, we hired\Nmy husband's -- Brent's brother
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.02,0:02:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be our wedding photographer,\Nand he did a terrible job.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.42,0:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, it's terrible.\N-It's a mistake to go cheap.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.92,0:02:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You pay --\NYou get what you pay --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.22,0:02:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You pay what you get for?\NYou get what you pay for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.43,0:02:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You get what you pay for.\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.03,0:02:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Every picture was low angles,\Nunflattering shots.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.53,0:02:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.70,0:02:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even look\Nat the doggone wedding book.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.17,0:02:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cord was there.\N-I was there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.47,0:02:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw it all.\NI couldn't --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.14,0:02:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't want\Nto ruin her big day.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.41,0:02:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You didn't.\N-Yeah, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.71,0:02:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I was like, "These photos\Nare gonna be nasty."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.58,0:03:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.15,0:03:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who did you whisper that to?\N-Myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.28,0:03:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my God.\NAre you -- Are you --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.52,0:03:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm single by choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.02,0:03:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, you are single --\N-I'm single by choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.35,0:03:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are single by choice.\N-And it's by choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.09,0:03:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a choice, okay?\N-Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.46,0:03:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thank you.\NSingle by choice, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.76,0:03:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheers and applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.83,0:03:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.06,0:03:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm single by choice.\N-You are, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.100,0:03:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It doesn't mean that\Nit's not gonna happen for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.90,0:03:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I respect a woman's choice\Nto not want to go out with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.61,0:03:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.81,0:03:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, uh, you can tell --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.35,0:03:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of your research --\N[ Light laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.78,0:03:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of your research,\Nyou've been watching the --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.92,0:03:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.85,0:03:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of your research,\Nyou've been watching
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.82,0:03:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Lifetime --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.99,0:03:47.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.23,0:03:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You've been watching\Nthe Lifetime --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.53,0:03:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as part of your research,\Nthe Lifetime movie
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.53,0:03:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Harry and Meghan.\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.97,0:03:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"A Royal Romance,"\Nand that is --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.00,0:04:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And, Jimmy -- And, Jimmy,\Nthis Lifetime movie
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.21,0:04:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was so good,\Nthat I really wish I --
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.61,0:04:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a royal fanatic,\NI wish I could've seen it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.04,0:04:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a movie theater.\NIt was so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.21,0:04:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You want to see this TV --
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.32,0:04:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I would like to see it\Nin a theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.52,0:04:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A Lifetime movie,\Nyou want to see it in a --
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.98,0:04:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I thought it was a documentary.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.52,0:04:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how real it was.\N[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.79,0:04:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-They cast...\N-Look at the casting!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.42,0:04:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-...the people to look so much\Nlike the real Harry and Meghan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.06,0:04:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's almost as if Harry and\NMeghan were in the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.49,0:04:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You thought --\NNo, you knew they were actors.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.63,0:04:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why does\N"Avengers: Infinity War"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.33,0:04:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to be on every screen,\Nyou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.40,0:04:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have "Harry & Meghan,"\NLifetime movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.87,0:04:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in theaters now.\NThere's still time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.54,0:04:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The wedding's not till Saturday.\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.67,0:04:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.78,0:04:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The wedding's\Nnot till Saturday, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.34,0:04:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, I heard you, yes.\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.04,0:04:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.78,0:04:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tim Meadows is going to be back\Nas your correspondent.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.55,0:04:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh!\N-Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.82,0:04:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.22,0:04:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-When I hear his name,\NI just laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.89,0:04:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is such a goof!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.76,0:04:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tim Meadows\Nfrom "Saturday Night Live."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.53,0:04:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tim Meadows\Nfrom "Saturday Night Live."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.36,0:04:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, with his skits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.70,0:05:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you, Jimmy --\Nyou were on the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.43,0:05:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you keep\Na straight face?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.77,0:05:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You all must've --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.34,0:05:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.87,0:05:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I did, I always did.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.91,0:05:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You did not\Nkeep a straight face.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.74,0:05:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I always -- that's so funny,\N'cause I always --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.98,0:05:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was known as the Ice Man.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.98,0:05:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always -- I would never crack,\Nand never break.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.52,0:05:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but I had so much fun.\N-So much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.05,0:05:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That show must just be\Na barrel of laughs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.59,0:05:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]\N-"Saturday Night Live"?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.92,0:05:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Saturday Night Live."\N-It was really, really fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.72,0:05:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Saturday Night Live"?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.26,0:05:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Saturday Night Live."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.62,0:05:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've been always\Nsaying "Saturday Night Alive."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.43,0:05:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.63,0:05:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not trying\Nto be funny here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.27,0:05:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I thought --\N[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.44,0:05:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, 'cause I thought it was,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.70,0:05:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, "Saturday night,\Nand feel alive!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.07,0:05:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I thought\Nthey were trying to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.21,0:05:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Saturday Night Alive."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.64,0:05:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it was always --\NSaturday Night --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.41,0:05:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What do you say now?\N[ Light laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.54,0:05:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Saturday -- I said,\N"Saturday Night Alive,"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.58,0:05:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because that's how --\N-Okay, that's what -- yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.82,0:05:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, you're not going cra--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.98,0:05:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I was saying,\N"Saturday Night, uh, Live."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.49,0:05:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Saturday Night Live."\NYou paused, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.72,0:05:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"SNL."\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.29,0:05:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you hear\Nthe Yanny-Laurel thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.72,0:06:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you hear that earlier?\NThere was a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.59,0:06:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Everyone's talking\Nabout that, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.23,0:06:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, I've heard --\NI have not heard it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.20,0:06:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We haven't heard it, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.33,0:06:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do we have it?\NCan you play it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.77,0:06:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Laurel.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.07,0:06:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, what do you --\N-I heard Laurel.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.97,0:06:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You did?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.07,0:06:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You heard Laurel?\N-"Laurel," yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.27,0:06:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheers and applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.61,0:06:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cord -- Cord, what did you hear?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.81,0:06:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can you play it again?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.24,0:06:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Laurel.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.68,0:06:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I hear, "What's up?"\Nfrom the Budweiser frogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.55,0:06:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.65,0:06:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a huge fan\Nof the Budweiser frogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.82,0:06:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-They're bringing them back.\NThe Budweiser frogs are back.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.82,0:06:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I hear, "What's up?"\N[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.83,0:06:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't hear\NLaurel or Yanny.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.46,0:06:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not sure if the Budweiser\Nfrogs said, "What's up?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.50,0:06:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, I heard a distinct\N"What's up?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.23,0:06:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, I understand.\NI understand that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.44,0:06:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think the Budweiser frogs\Nis Bud-weis-er.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.27,0:06:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What is the Laurel --\NWhat is it proving?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.91,0:06:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That people --\NThat some people are crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.14,0:06:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.04,0:06:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know.\NI didn't invent it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.81,0:06:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was something\Nthat people are doing, and I --
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.55,0:06:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I got off subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.52,0:06:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It is interesting, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.38,0:07:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.59,0:07:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're bringing a gift --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.39,0:07:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're bringing a gift\Nfor the --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.42,0:07:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We are, yes.\N-For the royal --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.72,0:07:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-For little baby Louis.\N-Little baby Louis.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.83,0:07:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We have a gift.\N-He's a month old.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.56,0:07:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We have to figure out a way\Nto get this gift to baby Louis.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.56,0:07:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because we don't have any\Ncontact with the Royal Family.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.54,0:07:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.84,0:07:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this is what\Nwe want to give him.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.47,0:07:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, you want\Nto give him this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.67,0:07:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is a little...\N[ Audience "Awws" ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.81,0:07:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes. I know, right?\N-It's so beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.14,0:07:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a tiny crown,\Nand it's a little royal scepter.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.35,0:07:31.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is for the baby.\N-This is for the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.55,0:07:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a month old.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.78,0:07:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a beautiful necklace.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.82,0:07:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]\NWhat a beautiful thing --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.26,0:07:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So he can hold it and be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.42,0:07:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm the King of England\None day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.76,0:07:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.29,0:07:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'll be the King of England\None day."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.20,0:07:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's what he might say.\N-I'm not good at accents.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.77,0:07:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, no, you are.\N-No, he is not.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.54,0:07:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that real jewels?\NIs it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.27,0:07:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-These are not.\NThese are costume jewelry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.14,0:07:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, um -- I was using them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.44,0:07:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I raise Basset Hounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.71,0:08:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.35,0:08:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I raised champion Basset Hounds,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.38,0:08:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I had posed them\Nin a royal setting,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.45,0:08:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so these were on my dogs.\N[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.52,0:08:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to fix them to my dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.79,0:08:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And now you're\Ngonna offer them --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.09,0:08:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And now we're offering\Nthem up to the royal baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.03,0:08:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes.\N-So these are --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.23,0:08:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are things\Nused by Basset Hounds?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.06,0:08:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And we just need some sort of\Nentry onto the royal grounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.50,0:08:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we just need 15 or\N20 minutes just to give them --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.20,0:08:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,present them to him\Nin an official way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.10,0:08:27.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quick.\N-Quick and easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.57,0:08:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I know that it's early\Nin the morning for you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.48,0:08:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about quarter to 5:00.\N-We're exhausted.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.74,0:08:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.01,0:08:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I heard that you were\Nworking on a song, maybe,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.61,0:08:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll talk about this\Nwhen we come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.15,0:08:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More with Cord and Tish.