( both giggling, moaning passionately )
( door opens, then closes )
( Drake groans )
- ( whistle blows ) - ( both scream )
- DRAKE. - HEY, MOM.
MR. NICHOLS.
WHAT HAPPENED? I HEARD SCREAMING!
IT'S ALRIGHT, SON. THERE'S NOTHING TO MOP HERE.
JOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHAT’S HE DOING HERE? - Josh: TELL HIM!
WAIT. UH, DRAKE, QUICK, GET YOUR SISTER.
( shouting ) MEGAN!
UGH, ARE THEY DONE SUCKING FACE YET?
KIDS, JOSH'S DAD AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT
FOR A LONG TIME NOW, AND
WE HAVE SOME NEWS.
YOU GOT ME A DIRT BIKE?
NO...
Both, together: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
( groaning )
YOU'RE GETTING MAR-MAR-MAR...
YEAH, WE’RE GONNA BE ONE BIG, OLD HAPPY FAMILY!
Drake: WAIT, WAIT...
YOU MEAN, HE'S GONNA BE MY STEPFATHER?
( Walter laughs )
AND YOU!
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY...
- HE’S GONNA BE MY… - Josh: HUG ME, BAH-ROTHER!
( Drake screaming )