( both giggling, moaning passionately )

( door opens, then closes )

( Drake groans )

-	( whistle blows )
-	( both screaming )

-	DRAKE.
-	HEY, MOM.

MR. NICHOLS.

WHAT HAPPENED?
I HEARD SCREAMING!

IT'S ALRIGHT, SON.
THERE'S NOTHING TO MOP HERE.

JOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-	WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?
-	Josh: TELL HIM!

WAIT. UH, DRAKE,
GET YOUR SISTER.

( shouting ) MEGAN!

UGH, ARE THEY DONE SUCKING FACE YET?

KIDS, JOSH'S DAD AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT

FOR A LONG TIME NOW, AND

WE HAVE SOME NEWS.

YOU GOT ME A DIRT BIKE?

NO...

Both, together: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

( groaning )

YOU'RE GETTING MAR-MAR-MAR...

YEAH, WE’RE GONNA BE
ONE BIG, OLD HAPPY FAMILY!

Drake: WAIT, WAIT...

YOU MEAN, HE'S GONNA BE MY STEPFATHER?

( Walter laughs )

AND YOU!

YOU'RE GONNA BE MY...

-	HE’S GONNA BE MY…
-	Josh: HUG ME, BAH-ROTHER!

( Drake screaming )