1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:04,872 Dispatch, this is Unit 16. We're on the way! 2 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:09,705 Attention: all little children, stay away from the street. 3 00:00:10,674 --> 00:00:13,047 Motutu, go! I'm gonna follow you. 4 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,838 There's Gwen. She's bearfoot. 5 00:00:14,838 --> 00:00:16,638 Oh, this is a movie. 6 00:00:16,638 --> 00:00:17,985 Yeah. 7 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:21,088 Oh, this is a movie? I thought you were taking pictures. 8 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:22,152 Nope 9 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,163 You were taking pictures before, though, right? 10 00:00:24,163 --> 00:00:25,492 Yeah, and I took a movie. 11 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,740 Hello, John. This is Peter. 12 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:35,569 Woah! Did you see that. 13 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:41,842 Hey, my name is ... 14 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:45,976 Hi, my name is Julia, I meant. 15 00:00:49,468 --> 00:00:52,552 Oh no, I'm falling! 16 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:16,774 This is called: "Grandma's House Chronicles" 17 00:01:20,466 --> 00:01:23,444 Be prepared for my Olly right now. 18 00:01:23,444 --> 00:01:26,988 Whoa! Did you see that? I totally wiped out there, dude! It was knarly. 19 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,607 It's one of the most dangerous moves in the book. 20 00:01:33,607 --> 00:01:35,495 It's called an Olly. 21 00:01:37,449 --> 00:01:42,678 Whoa! Close! Almost wiped out. Could've taken my face off. 22 00:01:42,678 --> 00:01:46,580 This is John Pratt, and we're like interviewing all the skaters here at the park. 23 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:50,901 And we just wanna know, like, what's in your mind when you're doin' this, man? 24 00:01:50,901 --> 00:01:54,381 And like, you're, like, skipping off the ramps and doing all these cool tricks, so what's going through 25 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,511 your mind.. all the adrenaline and stuff... what's going through your mind? 26 00:01:56,511 --> 00:01:57,511 What's going on? 27 00:01:57,511 --> 00:02:00,879 Peter: You know, I'm just thinking man, I wanna take my next smoke of weed... 28 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:05,597 And I wanna stay alive for that... that's what I'm thinking. 29 00:02:05,597 --> 00:02:11,350 You know? And everything's going "slow-mo" in me... it's really crazy. 30 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:14,823 But all my fans, they love me. Except that guy named... 31 00:02:14,839 --> 00:02:16,807 JOHN: Jimmy Bob? PETER: Jimmy Bob. 32 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:18,527 JOHN: ...McJones. PETER: How'd you know him? 33 00:02:18,527 --> 00:02:22,498 JOHN: He used to be my fan too... [breaks into tears] 34 00:02:22,498 --> 00:02:29,045 PETER: He's a bad guy, y'know. He's into a lot of bad stuff. 35 00:02:29,045 --> 00:02:33,135 I gotta get outta here. I got a show to put on. 36 00:02:33,135 --> 00:02:35,744 JOHN: And there he goes, folks! 37 00:02:38,452 --> 00:02:42,638 PETER: I could even ride in grass if I tried. 38 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:46,200 JOHN: Hey, excuse me, Miss... Do you know Jimmy-Bob McJones? 39 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,302 MISS: No... Do you? 40 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:51,405 JOHN: He used to be my fan. [breaks into tears] 41 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,707 MISS: Who are you? JOHN: [sobbing] I don't know! 42 00:02:54,707 --> 00:03:00,898 MISS: Can I punch you? ... Why does it say "A.E." on your shirt? 43 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:06,286 JOHN: Whoa! ... What do you mean? "Party Animal", "A. E." 44 00:03:09,778 --> 00:03:16,101 This is called the Grandma's House Chronicles, Gwen. It's going up on Facebook. 45 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:22,580 ... Well, back to the skater boy! 46 00:03:23,488 --> 00:03:26,273 PETER: Just nailed that! 47 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:28,940 We used to call this "The Bird Move". 48 00:03:29,079 --> 00:03:30,756 Wait, I wasn't ready yet. 49 00:03:30,756 --> 00:03:32,377 JOHN: You must be a crippled bird. 50 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:38,096 PETER: This is The Bird Move of All Time 51 00:03:38,096 --> 00:03:40,003 And then I do this move like this. 52 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:44,496 Then I do it like, then I do it like... And then I finish it off like this: 53 00:03:44,496 --> 00:03:51,365 Oh yeah..aw... It's like a mix between break dancing and moving... skateboard riding. 54 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:57,688 And I call this "The Ground Roll". 55 00:03:57,688 --> 00:03:59,020 And then I get back on it, see... 56 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:04,193 And then I do this cool move where I do something like... [grunts] 57 00:04:04,193 --> 00:04:07,147 Whoa dude! Stayed totally on it the whole time! 58 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:11,742 And that's part of the trick, it's really dangerous. Bruised my shoulder while I was doing it. 59 00:04:11,742 --> 00:04:15,463 First, I like to make sure my skateboard knows me before I ride. 60 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:21,474 So I always do this: [to skateboard] Hey baby! Skateboard, don't, I know we're about to ride tonight... 61 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:29,035 Ow! Oh! That hurt! Gotta be careful for Nature's vicious predators: skateboards. 62 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:35,308 Really gotta be nice to them. And I'm being nice; this is how I be nice to them. 63 00:04:35,477 --> 00:04:39,401 Whoa, look at this jump! 64 00:04:39,401 --> 00:04:43,128 I'm going back! 65 00:04:43,128 --> 00:04:46,981 "Never give up", that's my... philosophy. 66 00:04:55,658 --> 00:04:59,281 I'm about to attempt the world's second most dangerous move. 67 00:04:59,281 --> 00:05:01,246 I call it "The Grass Move". 68 00:05:01,246 --> 00:05:09,106 This is where I attempt to roll in grass... and ride in grass. Ready? 69 00:05:10,491 --> 00:05:13,652 Ah! The pain! Is my head bleeding? 70 00:05:13,652 --> 00:05:14,984 JOHN: Yes. 71 00:05:14,984 --> 00:05:18,808 PETER: Ah... Ok, let me do it again. Here we go... 72 00:05:18,808 --> 00:05:20,450 JOHN: Do you want a medic? 73 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,542 PETER: No, I'm okay... 74 00:05:25,311 --> 00:05:30,764 Whoo! And then I just.... Whoo! 75 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:35,502 Did you see that!? Did you get that on tape, bro!? 76 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:38,629 JOHN: Oh... The lense cap was on. PETER: Oh man! 77 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:41,838 ... I call this the second most dangerous move... I just... 78 00:05:41,838 --> 00:05:44,242 GWEN: You just DID the second most dangerous move! 79 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:45,835 PETER [laughing]: This is the first most... 80 00:05:45,835 --> 00:05:49,761 I attempt to ride up a car AND PEOPLE... while doing it. Watch this! 81 00:05:49,761 --> 00:05:51,193 JOHN: Do you want me to participate? 82 00:05:51,193 --> 00:05:53,131 PETER: Why yes! 83 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,793 Aah!