Dispatch, this is Unit 16. We're on the way!
Attention: all little children, stay away from the street.
Motutu, go! I'm gonna follow you.
There's Gwen. She's bearfoot.
Oh, this is a movie.
Yeah.
Oh, this is a movie? I thought you were taking pictures.
Nope
You were taking pictures before, though, right?
Yeah, and I took a movie.
Hello, John. This is Peter.
Woah! Did you see that.
Hey, my name is ...
Hi, my name is Julia, I meant.
Oh no, I'm falling!
This is called: "Grandma's House Chronicles"
Be prepared for my Olly right now.
Whoa! Did you see that? I totally wiped out there, dude! It was knarly.
It's one of the most dangerous moves in the book.
It's called an Olly.
Whoa! Close! Almost wiped out. Could've taken my face off.
This is John Pratt, and we're like interviewing all the skaters here at the park.
And we just wanna know, like, what's in your mind when you're doin' this, man?
And like, you're, like, skipping off the ramps and doing all these cool tricks, so what's going through
your mind.. all the adrenaline and stuff... what's going through your mind?
What's going on?
Peter: You know, I'm just thinking man, I wanna take my next smoke of weed...
And I wanna stay alive for that... that's what I'm thinking.
You know? And everything's going "slow-mo" in me... it's really crazy.
But all my fans, they love me. Except that guy named...
JOHN: Jimmy Bob? PETER: Jimmy Bob.
JOHN: ...McJones. PETER: How'd you know him?
JOHN: He used to be my fan too... [breaks into tears]
PETER: He's a bad guy, y'know. He's into a lot of bad stuff.
I gotta get outta here. I got a show to put on.
JOHN: And there he goes, folks!
PETER: I could even ride in grass if I tried.
JOHN: Hey, excuse me, Miss... Do you know Jimmy-Bob McJones?
MISS: No... Do you?
JOHN: He used to be my fan. [breaks into tears]
MISS: Who are you? JOHN: [sobbing] I don't know!
MISS: Can I punch you? ... Why does it say "A.E." on your shirt?
JOHN: Whoa! ... What do you mean? "Party Animal", "A. E."
This is called the Grandma's House Chronicles, Gwen. It's going up on Facebook.
... Well, back to the skater boy!
PETER: Just nailed that!
We used to call this "The Bird Move".
Wait, I wasn't ready yet.
JOHN: You must be a crippled bird.
PETER: This is The Bird Move of All Time
And then I do this move like this.
Then I do it like, then I do it like... And then I finish it off like this:
Oh yeah..aw... It's like a mix between break dancing and moving... skateboard riding.
And I call this "The Ground Roll".
And then I get back on it, see...
And then I do this cool move where I do something like... [grunts]
Whoa dude! Stayed totally on it the whole time!
And that's part of the trick, it's really dangerous. Bruised my shoulder while I was doing it.
First, I like to make sure my skateboard knows me before I ride.
So I always do this: [to skateboard] Hey baby! Skateboard, don't, I know we're about to ride tonight...
Ow! Oh! That hurt! Gotta be careful for Nature's vicious predators: skateboards.
Really gotta be nice to them. And I'm being nice; this is how I be nice to them.
Whoa, look at this jump!
I'm going back!
"Never give up", that's my... philosophy.
I'm about to attempt the world's second most dangerous move.
I call it "The Grass Move".
This is where I attempt to roll in grass... and ride in grass. Ready?
Ah! The pain! Is my head bleeding?
JOHN: Yes.
PETER: Ah... Ok, let me do it again. Here we go...
JOHN: Do you want a medic?
PETER: No, I'm okay...
Whoo! And then I just.... Whoo!
Did you see that!? Did you get that on tape, bro!?
JOHN: Oh... The lense cap was on. PETER: Oh man!
... I call this the second most dangerous move... I just...
GWEN: You just DID the second most dangerous move!
PETER [laughing]: This is the first most...
I attempt to ride up a car AND PEOPLE... while doing it. Watch this!
JOHN: Do you want me to participate?
PETER: Why yes!
Aah!