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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.47,0:00:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dispatch, this is Unit 16. We're on the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.87,0:00:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention: all little children, stay away from the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.67,0:00:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Motutu, go! I'm gonna follow you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.05,0:00:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Gwen. She's bearfoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.84,0:00:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is a movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.64,0:00:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.98,0:00:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is a movie? I thought you were taking pictures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.09,0:00:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.15,0:00:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were taking pictures before, though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.16,0:00:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and I took a movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.49,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, John. This is Peter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.45,0:00:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah! Did you see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.38,0:00:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, my name is ...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.84,0:00:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, my name is Julia, I meant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.47,0:00:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I'm falling!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.89,0:01:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is called: "Grandma's House Chronicles"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.47,0:01:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be prepared for my Olly right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! Did you see that? I totally wiped out there, dude! It was knarly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.16,0:01:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of the most dangerous moves in the book.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.61,0:01:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called an Olly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.45,0:01:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! Close! Almost wiped out. Could've taken my face off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.68,0:01:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is John Pratt, and we're like interviewing all the skaters here at the park.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.58,0:01:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we just wanna know, like, what's in your mind when you're doin' this, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.90,0:01:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like, you're, like, skipping off the ramps and doing all these cool tricks, so what's going through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.38,0:01:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your mind.. all the adrenaline and stuff... what's going through your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.51,0:01:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.51,0:02:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter: You know, I'm just thinking man, I wanna take my next smoke of weed...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.88,0:02:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I wanna stay alive for that... that's what I'm thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.60,0:02:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know? And everything's going "slow-mo" in me... it's really crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.35,0:02:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But all my fans, they love me. Except that guy named...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.84,0:02:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Jimmy Bob? PETER: Jimmy Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.81,0:02:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: ...McJones. PETER: How'd you know him?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.53,0:02:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: He used to be my fan too... [breaks into tears]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.50,0:02:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: He's a bad guy, y'know. He's into a lot of bad stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.04,0:02:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta get outta here. I got a show to put on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.14,0:02:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: And there he goes, folks!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.45,0:02:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: I could even ride in grass if I tried.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.64,0:02:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Hey, excuse me, Miss... Do you know Jimmy-Bob McJones?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.20,0:02:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MISS: No... Do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.30,0:02:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: He used to be my fan. [breaks into tears]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.40,0:02:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MISS: Who are you? JOHN: [sobbing] I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.71,0:03:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MISS: Can I punch you? ... Why does it say "A.E." on your shirt?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.90,0:03:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Whoa! ... What do you mean? "Party Animal", "A. E."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.78,0:03:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is called the Grandma's House Chronicles, Gwen. It's going up on Facebook.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.44,0:03:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... Well, back to the skater boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.49,0:03:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: Just nailed that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.27,0:03:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We used to call this "The Bird Move".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.08,0:03:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, I wasn't ready yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.76,0:03:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: You must be a crippled bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.38,0:03:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: This is The Bird Move of All Time
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.10,0:03:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I do this move like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.00,0:03:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I do it like, then I do it like... And then I finish it off like this:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.50,0:03:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah..aw... It's like a mix between break dancing and moving... skateboard riding.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.42,0:03:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I call this "The Ground Roll".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.69,0:03:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I get back on it, see...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.02,0:04:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I do this cool move where I do something like... [grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.19,0:04:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa dude! Stayed totally on it the whole time!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.15,0:04:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's part of the trick, it's really dangerous. Bruised my shoulder while I was doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.74,0:04:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, I like to make sure my skateboard knows me before I ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.46,0:04:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I always do this: [to skateboard] Hey baby! Skateboard, don't, I know we're about to ride tonight...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.47,0:04:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Oh! That hurt! Gotta be careful for Nature's vicious predators: skateboards.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.04,0:04:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really gotta be nice to them. And I'm being nice; this is how I be nice to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.48,0:04:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, look at this jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.40,0:04:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going back!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.13,0:04:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Never give up", that's my... philosophy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.66,0:04:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm about to attempt the world's second most dangerous move.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.28,0:05:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call it "The Grass Move".
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.25,0:05:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where I attempt to roll in grass... and ride in grass. Ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.49,0:05:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! The pain! Is my head bleeding?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.65,0:05:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.98,0:05:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: Ah... Ok, let me do it again. Here we go...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.81,0:05:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Do you want a medic?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.45,0:05:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: No, I'm okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.31,0:05:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo! And then I just.... Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.76,0:05:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you see that!? Did you get that on tape, bro!?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.51,0:05:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Oh... The lense cap was on. PETER: Oh man!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.63,0:05:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... I call this the second most dangerous move... I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.84,0:05:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GWEN: You just DID the second most dangerous move!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.24,0:05:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER [laughing]: This is the first most...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.84,0:05:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I attempt to ride up a car AND PEOPLE... while doing it. Watch this!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.76,0:05:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHN: Do you want me to participate?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.19,0:05:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PETER: Why yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.84,0:05:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah!