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Thats your fault!!
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getting crap all day from the managers
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Like fire alarms, everything they do
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Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
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Oh my God this place has been broken into
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It was grim! This bitch
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is on her own in a haunted warehouse
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Toxic as shit!
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(Intro music playing)
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(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
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(Laughter)
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Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
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How this ring light is working? I don’t
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even know because my niece, she
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tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
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well have yeated it across the room
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Sent it away
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for seven working days.
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Catipulted into the wall
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and it’s still alive
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I don't know
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what the lightning
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is like
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in here, but I’ve got
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the curtains open at
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the moment
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I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
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the curtains and get some lighting in here
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I don’t know. So the lighting might change
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throughout the video. I have no idea no
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idea what to do, don’t know what to do
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I can do it
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moments before I started filming I had
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a gulp of coughing
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another reason I am still shocked that I
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am still alive.
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I literally
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take gulp of
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coffee while I’m doing
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my makeup. Dilly me!
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I was about to sneeze but I
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was mid-swallow
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So I panicked and tried
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to swallow. I still got coffee up
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my nose!
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What’s up and welcome to my channel
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If you’ve never been here before please
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make sure you subscribe right down there
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And press on that bell so you know when
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I next do a video
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This video is going to be so
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hard to do. Oh my God!
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My mates have been begging
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and dying for me to do this video
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I was supposed to have a little audience
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here but they’ve not arrived yet
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Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
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(Effect runs across screen)
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Retail. Working in retail.
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This girl has had her fair share
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plenty of experience working in retail
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quick disclaimer
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this is not a video to go and get
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out at the managers nor the customers
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this is just about experiences that I have
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endured while working in retail
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though they might not work there
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anymore or shop there anymore
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why do I feel so nervous to do this
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I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
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that was toxic as all shit
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working in retail in the UK
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before anyone starts to work in retail
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people forget to advise you about the
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following: customers have no filter.
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whatsoever!
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they have no filter
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nor common sense
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not a percent of decent humanity
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or compassion
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managers think they rule the mini kingdom
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we got the shoplifters
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we’ve got the karens
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we’ve got all of them
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the wise people that have
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worked in retail in the past
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that have survived
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never share their experiences and wisdom
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this is going to be episode one because
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I have got like eight notebooks of all
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the weird shit I have experienced working
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multiple stores. I’m even considering
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writing a book but
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this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
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yet. We’re just going to dive right in
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(squeals and laughs)
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I’m going to kick off this video with one
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of the most funniest fucking situations
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so this was about the job that I recently
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left. My mates will even tell you
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I don’t use my brain, ever
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they’re shocked that I’m still alive
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this is like one of the examples
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when you watch like a horror movie and
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your friend or your relative sits there
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next to you and goes
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”oh if that happened to me, if I got
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broken into, I would punch them in
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the face”
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and then when a sort of situation like
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this happens to you, you turn
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like a deer in the headlights
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I had to close down with one of
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the, two of the managers
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he’s no longer in the store anymore
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he no longer works for the company
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this was hilarious
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so, I was closing up with this
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manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
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for some weird reason
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It’s me, muggin
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did the closing up and the cashing up with
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the manager
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99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
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I hated it
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you know when you’re just like for
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God sakes I just want
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to go home
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and especially when something goes wrong
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when cashing out
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there’s something missing in the
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Flow. You can’t go home until
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it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
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set itself properly and it just makes
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you want to cry
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you just want to go home
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back to motherland
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sitting in meudi
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Watching Scream
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Just recovering from the trauma that
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I went through that day
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we were cashing up
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everything was going spiffingly well.
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Taylor if you’re laughing
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you’re going to hell
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me, muggins, end up having to cash up
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almost every single night of the
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week. To set the scene, we’re
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in the office right everything’s going
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spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
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know what would make life a
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lot easier?”
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You know me, I want to get out as quick
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as I can is it going to get us out
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quicker? he gave me both out cards
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and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
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turning on the alarm system
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and then we can meet in the middle
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and then exit the store
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Brilliant!
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So this was a supermarket
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Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
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you know dead people and ghosts
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like me got a lot of uh story times to
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tell you about that one
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set back the scene, I clock uh…
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it’s already eerie
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when you are in a supermarket
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and the lights are really dim that
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it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
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this place was haunted as all are
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we knew there was going to be a delivery
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coming in but normally a delivery guy
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would unlock the door from the outside
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himself, in the delivery, and leave
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in, late in the evening, right about
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tenish to elevenish
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well more like canter down the aisles
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to get to the back room because
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I was too fucking scared to walk
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around in the shop floor
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that’s haunted as all ass
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eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
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so picture this, when you’re clocking
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in and clocking out
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you’re on a system against the wall
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so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
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door and the door where the deliveries
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come through (laughs)
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normally the delivery man never got there
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until way after that we left
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he forgot to give the shop the memo
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to say that he was coming a little earlIer
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didn’t give us a tip
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nay nay
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gosh shit like this has to happen to me
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so I’m clocking us out facing the back
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wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
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um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
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La-df-da ing
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going as quick as I can and
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then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
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when you’re in that sort of situation
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you’re in an eerie large store that’s
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very dark
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and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
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already a millisecond thinking “okay,
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the ghost has thrown a box”
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happened quite often in this store
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I hear the back door boom open
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remember when I said to you if you was
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in a horror movie and some broke into
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your house like a crazy murderer broke
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into your house what would you do
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you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
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hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
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sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
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throw it in their face”
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“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
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no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
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I was triple the size at this time, so this
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bitch couldn’t run fast enough
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(laughs)
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not even a half a milliseconds I’m
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thinking oh my god this place has been
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broken into
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this bitch is on her own in the haunted
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warehouse, doors wide open, someone
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will break in and murder me
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a million ideas and a million scenarios
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were flying through my head
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come to the part of the self-defense
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mechanis my back is planted
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against this system (laughs)
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my first instinct was to put my hand
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behind… oh my God… everyone thought
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this shit was so funny they watched
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the footage from the CC TV footage
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over and over again cause they thought
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it was hilarious not funny
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cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
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because he’d opened the door
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gone behind the door to get the brick to
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keep the door open
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this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
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against this system my hands are like
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this like trying to find something lob
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and launch at this person
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i find something in my hand but at the
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same time when this situation happens
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to you you don’t think
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was it a hammer? No
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without even half a split second
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quarter of a fraction inch of a second
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thought this must be the delivery guy
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no, I thought I was gonna get murdered
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So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
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warehouse (laughs)
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this is one golden Chloe moment
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This is just one of the reasons that
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I would not survive if I had
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a murderer encountment
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thing in my hand that I yeeted across
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the warehouse (laughs)
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was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
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let that sink in let that sink in
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I don’t talk about this often because
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it makes me feel so silly
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my eyes were facing the floor
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not a good position to be before
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running away from some sort of
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mass murderer but alas it was not
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a mass murderer nor a burglar
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it was the delivery man it was the
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delivery man a very confused
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very offended (laughs)
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scared delivery man he just
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boomed out “oi calm down love!”
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the roll of sellotape was right at his
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feet I literally end up knees down
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to the floor with relief
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why didn’t you knock why didn’t
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you tell the manager that you were coming
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rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
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waltz back to the office
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I’ve got a very confused manager
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going “where have you been?”
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but when he found out how I reacted to
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this situation of my near death experience
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thought it was A star fucking hilarious
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so I was off for a couple of days after
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that after that embarrassing encounter I
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come back and we close up together again
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goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
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footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
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it was to watch that?”
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not only me and the manager saw that
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footage, a large amount of people saw that
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footage I felt more of an idiot than I
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already do I’m not gonna lie it was
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hilariously funny but at the time there
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was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
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shoplifting, burglaries around the area
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at that time I was like a little bit on
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edge I was at the ready tape in hand
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at the ready I never thought my eyes
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could go as wide as they did
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we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
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least like 80 times my eyes were like
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this (gestures large circles with hands)
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Fuck you roll of tape
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not gonna lie that was not funny
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it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
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hilarious and slightly worrying because if
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anything like that happened to me
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I would be in hot poo poo
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oh God I mean it could have been anything
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it could have been a stapler it could have
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been anything no I had to get a bloody
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role of tape as if that bitch was
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gonna save my life but a little bit after
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That I kind of decided not to do the
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Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
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put me off, it was the ghosts actually
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this is another story that just literally
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Popped into my head so this is when
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I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
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back when I was like part-time modeling
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because I was in college at the time
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I think I was there for quite a while
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that’s all I remember
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I remember a lot of the experiences
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but one of these experiences
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was pretty grim you know when these
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retail companies they say how much they
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respect and look after their employees
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umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
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Spark’s to be honest with you
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I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
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shit set the scene think of like an
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abandoned swimming changing room
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this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
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I would do the early morning shift
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like the stacking up in the morning
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the employee bathroom it was grim
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mate walking through the back of the
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building early in the morning was grim
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you had this girl that used to go partying
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in that same area she’d go into the
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changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
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room have a quick Power Nap
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this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
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and could like that she’d come back to
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life within minutes not anymore
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walking through this echoey eerie
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alleyway you’ve still got people passed
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out on the ground from the clubs
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across the street you’ve got the crazy
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guy asking you money for drugs
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imagine that think of Harry Potter the
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Order of the Phoenix how eerie
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that alleyway was when the Dementor
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come through that was the kind of
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alleyway a Dementor would definitely
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of fucking flown in there scared the
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crap out of ya during the day fine
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but in the night early in the morning
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I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
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I would literally poo myself like run you
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know those moments when you’re a kid
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I’m lying there I still do it to this day
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when you turn the light off you
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marching half way up the stairs
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you’re like I can do this I can do this
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then you feel like there’s some sort of
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slender man behind you you fucking canter
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up the stairs that kind of feeling that
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you when you were setting your ass down
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this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
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the money was good everyone there was cool
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we had I had some good time working in
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there anyway leaving the scene of the
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Dementor alleyway you went to this door
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that you would lock yourself in from the
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back of the door not in the office
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like during that feeling when you’re
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running up the stairs thinking there’s
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some sort of boogeyman behind you you
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start to punch in the numbers like a
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freaking idiot you run up these very high
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set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
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every freaking morning I think I’ve still
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got scars on my knees cause of that
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desperate to go for a wee because this
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girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
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The bus on the way there yeah this
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building was haunted as well waltz to the
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toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
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ceiling I shit you not there was some
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girls that had to go in together because
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they were too scared to go in it was
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prison vibes the store was lovely but the
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back well I run to the toilet sitting down
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holding me leg up high because oh yes
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it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
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in prison now there was no lock
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on the door so my leg is out high
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my leg is right out there keeping the
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door shut while trying to pee at the same
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time it was very hard to concentrate
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I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
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this the employee doesn’t even think
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the door just swings open lo and behold
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you see me naked from waist down
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(laughing) swiping position
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oh my God I felt so sorry for her
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cause she was an older lady and I
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was mortified for her, I should have been
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pissed off because she should have
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thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
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years now, I’ve been here for two decades
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now, maybe I should knock the pissing
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door nay nay course not it’s my life
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isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
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me naked from waist down I’m now
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looking at her (laughs) with my
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(inaudible) there are times people
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have seen me in the worst of times that
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was a moment beyond that she can see
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my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
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longer here I’m joking funny enough
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she was just stranding there shocked
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not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
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exposed pull my leggings up and
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I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
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there’s a bit of mold there at least
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someone saw my hoo haw
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no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
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Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
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God just so happy it was her who saw my
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hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
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just remembered working in that store
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it was just one of those moments
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It was the first customer I had
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he was rude as all ass
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this is when I was on the till
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Had to cover for the clothing department
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aaaah I feel dirty remembering it HLEGH
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first customer of the morning, it was 7 am
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stores like that, like markses and stuff
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opened a lot earlier
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during christmas time. first customer of the day
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he was an an absolute ogre
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he was lovely, plesant, very very rude
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He waltzes up to me, doesnt pass me these trousers he wanted to return
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oooh nay nay, course not, first customer of the day!
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flashes the bag in my face
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good morning how can I help you?
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so youre returning this, then?
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deep evil voice Yes
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as if hes asking me who the fuck im talking to
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I have the best retail face, I can smile for miles
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but this guy, hes not going to take the contents out of the bag
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he wants me to do it, me, muggy
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as soon as im halfway, pulling the contents out the bag
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I smell a stench, old marajuana
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and uhm kitty pee
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I know the smell of kitty pee
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Im holding the back of my checks, im thinking
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that smell, I cant handle it
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I had [indistinct] horses for years
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20 a day at some times, they all came back in a day
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cleam up baby bums
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but this smell... I bet a dead body was wearing it
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Pulled it out of a forensic scene
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and tried to return the bitch
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working in retail youd be shocked what people try to return
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trust me. I push the buzzer underneath my till
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cause I know that this isnt going to go spiffingly well
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all of the managers at that store, as grim as the place was
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the managers were amazing
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Had our backs, I didnt even need to explain to her
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cause she could smell it
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Just trying to get it out of her throat
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thats how strong the stench was
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All i remember was a MMMaaassive back and forth
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he doesnt walk away with credit, doesnt walk away with a refund
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just leaves the pants, pants like trousers
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we'll get to that one in a minute
490
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we're standing there looking at this set of pants and
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im lookin at it like girl what do we do with these
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walk down the road and incenerate them?
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Put em out of their mysery
494
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Cant remember if it was called a return box or a debit box
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in these "debit boxes"
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the shit you find in there
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will make you lose faith in human beings
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not only we saw a pee stain on it, on the back of the trouser leg
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there was a poo stain, definetly cat poo
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that was in the return box for months
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and that smell, never went
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everyone at the store room just sort of tried to avoid it
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like the plague
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another one is when people come from another planet
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there is a small amount of people that think you can return used underpants
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I kid you not, in the recent store I worked at
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we would not return underwear at all
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we sold underwear but we would not return it at all
509
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makes sense right?
510
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this woman... thiiiiis womannnn..
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is very self absorbant, self rightous
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woman waltzes to my till
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has to be my station doesnt it, thats where shit goes wrong
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passes the box of mens pants in my face
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just waves it in my face, not like hey can I return something
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this is why retail workers are such misrable bastards
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she waves this box of underpants in my face
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and at first I thought, cause of these werd experiences ive had
519
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that they were unopened
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Its on the recept somewhere I think
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its in very fine print, but you can still read it
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its still very very easy to read
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and shes trying to return them
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and i try to explain to her four times, I cant take these back
525
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we cant exchange or refund these
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we're really sory, but unfortunately due to our policy
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we cannot return or exchange underwear
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very nicely, I was famous for being the most bubbly person on the till
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the managers didnt like that
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probably on the next epsiodes but anyways
531
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This woman is now getting so angry with me
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I call one of my managers that was lovely
533
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I call em over cause im like.. girl
534
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I need your help ASAP I cant get rid of this bitch
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she comes to my rescue, she explains to her
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shes really nice and polite back with her
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I thought ok shes gonna exit the building
538
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she wants to do a last minute performance
539
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,374
comes back up to me like its my fault
540
00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:38,514
its YOUR fault you bought pants that are the wrong size
541
00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:40,784
if youre a store assistant or a checkout chick
542
00:17:40,784 --> 00:17:42,184
its YOUR fault
543
00:17:42,184 --> 00:17:45,244
she then tells me she wants to sue the company
544
00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:48,355
she wants to sue the company for this policy
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00:17:48,355 --> 00:17:51,405
that we cant exchange or return underwear
546
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:54,485
I said babe, coulda been anything, a bottle of ketchup
547
00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:57,455
you coulda got a bloody mug, box of matches
548
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,035
nah it had to be underwear
549
00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:01,288
and I was having a very long day already
550
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,518
Doing all that crap all day, bugging the managers
551
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:04,268
laugh
552
00:18:04,268 --> 00:18:06,434
then shes threatening to sue me!
553
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:07,954
like its my fault!
554
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,944
but nonononono when the manager explained to her
555
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:12,899
about the tills and the policies she was absolutely fine
556
00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:15,199
but then she turned to me like she wanted to murder me
557
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:16,569
and sue my fat ass
558
00:18:16,569 --> 00:18:18,679
please read the recept for the policy
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00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:24,426
99.9% of companies in the UK do not exchange or return underwear
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00:18:24,426 --> 00:18:26,579
you might have a rough idea why
561
00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:29,536
I have this story an old manager told me
562
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:31,208
from the store I've just come from
563
00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:32,906
He told me the story
564
00:18:32,926 --> 00:18:34,936
but he's no longer there
565
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:37,206
I actually asked him what is the most
566
00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:40,176
like weirdest return situation they had
567
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
There was actually
568
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a SNEAKY cleaver bastard
569
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
that would buy perfumes
570
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
open up the package, take the perfumes
571
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and just replace the weight with
572
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
with like sand or anything weighted
573
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
put it back in the box and seal it
574
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like he'd seal it
575
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
apparently this women cost the company
576
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a lot of money
577
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
turning the perfume, like
578
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
getting the currency value back for it
579
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
waltzing out the store
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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and nice perfume to go home to
581
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
she can go home
582
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and enjoy the hard earned cash
583
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and enjoy spritzing until her heart
584
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
earns content
585
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I thought that was hilarious
586
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
GENIOUS
587
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the next story is
588
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
that we got forced to work
589
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
while the store next door to us
590
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
was on FIRE.
591
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like fire alarms everything
592
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the needed a fire extinguisher
593
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
to discard the fire
594
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
we were still told
595
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
to scan as usual
596
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I wish I was making this up
597
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
this is like my therapist
598
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Set the scene
599
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
scanning the lobby
600
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
in the checkout
601
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
BEEP BEEP BEEP
602
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
honestly I still hear the beeping
603
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like that in my head
604
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Trama triggered HAHAH
605
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
set the scene
606
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
normal day as usual
607
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the store is a nightmare
608
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
it was always very busy and a nightmare
609
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
one customer comes to me
610
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
casually going through his things
611
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"did you hear that there's a fire
612
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
next door"
613
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm like looking around like
614
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
you know me my anxiety hits the roof
615
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
an employee next door
616
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
had a cheeky
617
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
ummmmm
618
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
cigarette. don't know the full story
619
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
of how she got caught
620
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
it rolled under a pallet of
621
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
very flammable things
622
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the stock room got engulfed in flames
623
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and some of the store caught fire
624
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a manager from the shop next door
625
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
is flying to my till
626
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
because she knows I've got
627
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the calling out thingy
628
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a couple of stores ive worked
629
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I was one of those ladies that goes
630
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"clean up on isle 6 please"
631
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"Vomit on isle 2"
632
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I was one of those
633
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
She comes to me and goes
634
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
can you call a manager over
635
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I need a fire extinguisher
636
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why the store doesn't have
637
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a fire extinguisher, they are making
638
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a ton of money every five seconds
639
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
employees are underpaid
640
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
but alas they don't have a
641
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a fire extinguisher to save their lives
642
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
my head sounds to my manager
643
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"this is code red,
644
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
we need a fire extinguisher"
645
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
so I call to my manager
646
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
she RUUNS to the isle
647
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like she's looking at me like ive done
648
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
something wrong. and there's always like
649
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
(In evil voice) what have you done
650
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
wait for a second girl
651
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
let me explain
652
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
she runs get the fire extinguisher
653
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
that manager next door
654
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
runs to extinguish something
655
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
so im feeling a little bit nervous
656
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I look at my manager
657
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"Girl what's going on,
658
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm feeling nervous now"
659
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like matter of factly goes
660
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"oh the store next door is on fire"
661
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"SIT"
662
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
run through the fire call
663
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
NO.
664
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
turns out the store next door
665
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
was on fire
666
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yep.
667
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like so chill, we were told
668
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
to proceed as normal
669
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
even though next door was engulfed flames
670
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
fire engine arrives
671
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
customers are coming going
672
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"why are you outside"
673
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
while they are shopping
674
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
this is an example that
675
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
customers have NO filter
676
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
nor make sense
677
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
why are you shopping there
678
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
if the building next door
679
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Is engulfed in flames
680
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
burning, London's burning
681
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the store next door is burning
682
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
why are you shopping
683
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
my anxiety, was up the roof
684
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
but I was smiling
685
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"would you like a bag with that"
686
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
it felt like
687
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
you know like the Titanic
688
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the boat is SINKING
689
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Don't DIEEE
690
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
first class people were being evacuated
691
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
by boats
692
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the workers and the peasants had to
693
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
stay behind and DIE
694
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
HAHAHAH
695
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That's how it felt
696
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Fire engines outside
697
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
there was a lot of flammables
698
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
apparently in the back of the building
699
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
next door, they could have exploded
700
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
pallet with lots and lots
701
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
of flammable wire
702
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
it could have gone BOOM
703
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
we DIE
704
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
nah nah nah
705
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
we were just told to work
706
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
per usual
707
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
WHAT.
708
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
true story
709
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
my dad didn't believe me
710
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
no no no
711
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the workplace should be
712
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
taking the employees outside
713
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
so you know they don't die
714
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
GAHAHA
715
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh you know its okay
716
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
we are probably like you know
717
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
inhaling fumes
718
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
but no as long as we are making
719
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
money for the greedy company
720
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
its absolutely totally fine
721
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
dandy as rain.
722
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
the building probably burnt down
723
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
at one point but people weren't allowed
724
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
to leave.
725
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
that's probably why there was ghosts
726
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
in thereeee
727
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
yes that place was very haunted
728
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
but im going to wait until the next video
729
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and talk about it
730
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
buckle up for the next episode
731
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
because the next episode
732
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
is going to be very juicy
733
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
this one was just a taster
734
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I avoid any retail place nowadays
735
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
like the plague
736
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
you know like when someone
737
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
comes from the army
738
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
where they kind of like
739
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
avoid guns, bombs
740
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
that kind of thing
741
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
yeah that's how I feel
742
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
about going to retail
743
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
so if you enjoyed this
744
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
give me that thumbs up
745
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and if you haven't already make sure
746
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
that you subscribe to my channel
747
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and press on that bell
748
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and ill see you beautiful little raindrops
749
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
in the next video
750
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
TADAAA