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Thats your fault!!
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getting crap all day from the managers
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(laughs)
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Like fire alarms, everything they do
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Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
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Oh my God this place has been broken into
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It was grim! This bitch
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is on her own in a haunted warehouse
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Toxic as all shit!
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(Intro music playing)
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(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
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(Laughter)
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Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
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How this ring light is working? I don’t
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even know because my niece, she
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tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
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well have yeated it across the room
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Sent it away
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for seven working days.
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Catipulted into the wall
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and it’s still alive
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I don't know
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what the lightning
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is like
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in here, but I’ve got
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the curtains open at
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the moment
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I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
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the curtains and get some lighting in here
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I don’t know. So the lighting might change
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throughout the video. I have no idea no
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idea what to do, don’t know what to do
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I can do it
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moments before I started filming I had
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a gulp of coughing
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another reason I am still shocked that I
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am still alive.
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I literally
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take gulp of
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coffee while I’m doing
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my makeup. Dilly me!
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I was about to sneeze but I
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was mid-swallow
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So I panicked and tried
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to swallow. I still got coffee up
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my nose!
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What’s up and welcome to my channel
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If you’ve never been here before please
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make sure you subscribe right down there
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And press on that bell so you know when
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I next do a video
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This video is going to be so
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hard to do. Oh my God!
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My mates have been begging
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and dying for me to do this video
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I was supposed to have a little audience
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here but they’ve not arrived yet
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Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
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(Effect runs across screen)
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Retail. Working in retail.
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This girl has had her fair share
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plenty of experience working in retail
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quick disclaimer
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this is not a video to go and get
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out at the managers nor the customers
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this is just about experiences that I have
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endured while working in retail
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though they might not work there
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anymore or shop there anymore
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why do I feel so nervous to do this
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I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
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that was toxic as all shit
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working in retail in the UK
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before anyone starts to work in retail
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people forget to advise you about the
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following: customers have no filter.
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whatsoever!
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they have no filter
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nor common sense
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not a percent of decent humanity
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or compassion
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managers think they rule the mini kingdom
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we got the shoplifters
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we’ve got the karens
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we’ve got all of them
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the wise people that have
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worked in retail in the past
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that have survived
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never share their experiences and wisdom
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this is going to be episode one because
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I have got like eight notebooks of all
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the weird shit I have experienced working
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multiple stores. I’m even considering
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writing a book but
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this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
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yet. We’re just going to dive right in
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(squeals and laughs)
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I’m going to kick off this video with one
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of the most funniest fucking situations
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so this was about the job that I recently
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left. My mates will even tell you
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I don’t use my brain, ever
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they’re shocked that I’m still alive
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this is like one of the examples
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when you watch like a horror movie and
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your friend or your relative sits there
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next to you and goes
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”oh if that happened to me, if I got
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broken into, I would punch them in
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the face”
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and then when a sort of situation like
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this happens to you, you turn
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like a deer in the headlights
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I had to close down with one of
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the, two of the managers
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he’s no longer in the store anymore
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he no longer works for the company
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this was hilarious
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so, I was closing up with this
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manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
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for some weird reason
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It’s me, muggin
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did the closing up and the cashing up with
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the manager
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99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
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I hated it
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you know when you’re just like for
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God sakes I just want
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to go home
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and especially when something goes wrong
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when cashing out
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there’s something missing in the
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Flow. You can’t go home until
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it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
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set itself properly and it just makes
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you want to cry
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you just want to go home
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back to motherland
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sitting in meudi
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Watching Scream
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Just recovering from the trauma that
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I went through that day
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we were cashing up
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everything was going spiffingly well.
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Taylor if you’re laughing
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you’re going to hell
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me, muggins, end up having to cash up
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almost every single night of the
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week. To set the scene, we’re
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in the office right everything’s going
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spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
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know what would make life a
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lot easier?”
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You know me, I want to get out as quick
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as I can is it going to get us out
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quicker? he gave me both out cards
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and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
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turning on the alarm system
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and then we can meet in the middle
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and then exit the store
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Brilliant!
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So this was a supermarket
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Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
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you know dead people and ghosts
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like me got a lot of uh story times to
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tell you about that one
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set back the scene, I clock uh…
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it’s already eerie
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when you are in a supermarket
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and the lights are really dim that
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it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
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this place was haunted as all are
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we knew there was going to be a delivery
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coming in but normally a delivery guy
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would unlock the door from the outside
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himself, in the delivery, and leave
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in, late in the evening, right about
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tenish to elevenish
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well more like canter down the aisles
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to get to the back room because
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I was too fucking scared to walk
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around in the shop floor
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that’s haunted as all ass
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eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
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so picture this, when you’re clocking
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in and clocking out
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you’re on a system against the wall
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so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
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door and the door where the deliveries
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come through (laughs)
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normally the delivery man never got there
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until way after that we left
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he forgot to give the shop the memo
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to say that he was coming a little earlIer
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didn’t give us a tip
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nay nay
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gosh shit like this has to happen to me
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so I’m clocking us out facing the back
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wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
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um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
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La-df-da ing
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going as quick as I can and
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then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
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when you’re in that sort of situation
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you’re in an eerie large store that’s
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very dark
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and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
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already a millisecond thinking “okay,
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the ghost has thrown a box”
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happened quite often in this store
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I hear the back door boom open
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remember when I said to you if you was
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in a horror movie and some broke into
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your house like a crazy murderer broke
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into your house what would you do
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you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
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hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
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sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
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throw it in their face”
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“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
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no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
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I was triple the size at this time, so this
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bitch couldn’t run fast enough
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(laughs)
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not even a half a milliseconds I’m
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thinking oh my god this place has been
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broken into
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this bitch is on her own in the haunted
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warehouse, doors wide open, someone
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will break in and murder me
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a million ideas and a million scenarios
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were flying through my head
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come to the part of the self-defense
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mechanis my back is planted
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against this system (laughs)
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my first instinct was to put my hand
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behind… oh my God… everyone thought
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this shit was so funny they watched
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the footage from the CC TV footage
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over and over again cause they thought
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it was hilarious not funny
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cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
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because he’d opened the door
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gone behind the door to get the brick to
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keep the door open
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this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
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against this system my hands are like
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this like trying to find something to lob
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and launch at this person
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i find something in my hand but at the
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same time when this situation happens
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to you you don’t think
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was it a hammer? No
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without even half a split second
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quarter of a fraction inch of a second
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thought this must be the delivery guy
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no, I thought I was gonna get murdered
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So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
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warehouse (laughs)
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this is one golden Chloe moment
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This is just one of the reasons that
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I would not survive if I had
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a murderer encountment
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thing in my hand that I yeeted across
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the warehouse (laughs)
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was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
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let that sink in let that sink in
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I don’t talk about this often because
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it makes me feel so silly
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my eyes were facing the floor
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not a good position to be before
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running away from some sort of
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mass murderer but alas it was not
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a mass murderer nor a burglar
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it was the delivery man it was the
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delivery man a very confused
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very offended (laughs)
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scared delivery man he just
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boomed out “oi calm down love!”
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the roll of sellotape was right at his
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feet I literally end up knees down
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to the floor with relief
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why didn’t you knock why didn’t
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you tell the manager that you were coming
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rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
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waltz back to the office
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I’ve got a very confused manager
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going “where have you been?”
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but when he found out how I reacted to
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this situation of my near death experience
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thought it was A star fucking hilarious
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so I was off for a couple of days after
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that after that embarrassing encounter I
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come back and we close up together again
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goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
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footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
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it was to watch that?”
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not only me and the manager saw that
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footage, a large amount of people saw that
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footage I felt more of an idiot than I
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already do I’m not gonna lie it was
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hilariously funny but at the time there
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was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
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shoplifting, burglaries around the area
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at that time I was like a little bit on
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edge I was at the ready tape in hand
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at the ready I never thought my eyes
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could go as wide as they did
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we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
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least like 80 times my eyes were like
0:08:58.921,0:08:59.871
this (gestures large circles with hands)
0:08:59.871,0:09:01.021
Fuck you roll of tape
0:09:01.021,0:09:03.107
not gonna lie that was not funny
0:09:03.107,0:09:05.577
it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
0:09:06.133,0:09:08.473
hilarious and slightly worrying because if
0:09:08.473,0:09:10.224
anything like that happened to me
0:09:10.224,0:09:11.848
I would be in hot poo poo
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oh God I mean it could have been anything
0:09:13.878,0:09:15.939
it could have been a stapler it could have
0:09:15.939,0:09:17.829
been anything no I had to get a bloody
0:09:17.829,0:09:19.659
role of tape as if that bitch was
0:09:19.659,0:09:21.667
gonna save my life but a little bit after
0:09:21.667,0:09:23.897
That I kind of decided not to do the
0:09:23.897,0:09:25.887
Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
0:09:25.887,0:09:28.212
put me off, it was the ghosts actually
0:09:28.212,0:09:29.582
this is another story that just literally
0:09:29.582,0:09:30.882
Popped into my head so this is when
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I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
0:09:32.372,0:09:34.290
back when I was like part-time modeling
0:09:34.290,0:09:35.700
because I was in college at the time
0:09:35.700,0:09:37.963
I think I was there for quite a while
0:09:37.963,0:09:39.113
that’s all I remember
0:09:39.113,0:09:40.483
I remember a lot of the experiences
0:09:40.483,0:09:42.223
but one of these experiences
0:09:42.223,0:09:44.733
was pretty grim you know when these
0:09:44.733,0:09:47.083
retail companies they say how much they
0:09:47.083,0:09:49.574
respect and look after their employees
0:09:49.574,0:09:52.754
umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
0:09:52.754,0:09:54.134
Spark’s to be honest with you
0:09:54.134,0:09:56.304
I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
0:09:56.304,0:09:58.899
shit set the scene think of like an
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abandoned swimming changing room
0:10:00.939,0:10:03.343
this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
0:10:03.343,0:10:05.387
I would do the early morning shift
0:10:05.387,0:10:06.967
like the stacking up in the morning
0:10:06.967,0:10:09.139
the employee bathroom it was grim
0:10:09.139,0:10:11.442
mate walking through the back of the
0:10:11.442,0:10:13.580
building early in the morning was grim
0:10:13.580,0:10:16.040
you had this girl that used to go partying
0:10:16.040,0:10:18.846
in that same area she’d go into the
0:10:18.846,0:10:21.026
changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
0:10:21.026,0:10:22.524
room have a quick Power Nap
0:10:22.524,0:10:24.373
this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
0:10:24.373,0:10:26.173
and could like that she’d come back to
0:10:26.173,0:10:27.833
life within minutes not anymore
0:10:27.833,0:10:30.128
walking through this echoey eerie
0:10:30.128,0:10:32.329
alleyway you’ve still got people passed
0:10:32.329,0:10:34.099
out on the ground from the clubs
0:10:34.099,0:10:36.019
across the street you’ve got the crazy
0:10:36.019,0:10:37.529
guy asking you money for drugs
0:10:37.529,0:10:40.125
imagine that think of Harry Potter the
0:10:40.125,0:10:41.725
Order of the Phoenix how eerie
0:10:41.725,0:10:43.261
that alleyway was when the Dementor
0:10:43.261,0:10:45.001
come through that was the kind of
0:10:45.001,0:10:46.811
alleyway a Dementor would definitely
0:10:46.811,0:10:48.551
of fucking flown in there scared the
0:10:48.551,0:10:50.071
crap out of ya during the day fine
0:10:50.071,0:10:51.801
but in the night early in the morning
0:10:51.801,0:10:53.891
I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
0:10:53.891,0:10:57.681
I would literally poo myself like run you
0:10:57.681,0:10:59.401
know those moments when you’re a kid
0:10:59.401,0:11:01.283
I’m lying there I still do it to this day
0:11:01.283,0:11:02.853
when you turn the light off you
0:11:02.853,0:11:04.363
marching half way up the stairs
0:11:04.363,0:11:05.629
you’re like I can do this I can do this
0:11:05.629,0:11:07.129
then you feel like there’s some sort of
0:11:07.129,0:11:08.840
slender man behind you you fucking canter
0:11:08.840,0:11:10.800
up the stairs that kind of feeling that
0:11:10.800,0:11:12.380
you when you were setting your ass down
0:11:12.380,0:11:14.290
this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
0:11:14.290,0:11:16.458
the money was good everyone there was cool
0:11:16.458,0:11:19.259
we had I had some good time working in
0:11:19.259,0:11:21.221
there anyway leaving the scene of the
0:11:21.221,0:11:23.360
Dementor alleyway you went to this door
0:11:23.360,0:11:25.250
that you would lock yourself in from the
0:11:25.250,0:11:26.930
back of the door not in the office
0:11:26.930,0:11:28.370
like during that feeling when you’re
0:11:28.370,0:11:29.570
running up the stairs thinking there’s
0:11:29.570,0:11:31.460
some sort of boogeyman behind you you
0:11:31.460,0:11:33.270
start to punch in the numbers like a
0:11:33.270,0:11:36.345
freaking idiot you run up these very high
0:11:36.345,0:11:38.897
set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
0:11:38.897,0:11:41.917
every freaking morning I think I’ve still
0:11:41.917,0:11:44.034
got scars on my knees cause of that
0:11:44.034,0:11:45.768
desperate to go for a wee because this
0:11:45.768,0:11:48.167
girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
0:11:48.167,0:11:49.857
The bus on the way there yeah this
0:11:49.857,0:11:52.126
building was haunted as well waltz to the
0:11:52.126,0:11:56.503
toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
0:11:56.503,0:11:58.464
ceiling I shit you not there was some
0:11:58.464,0:12:00.469
girls that had to go in together because
0:12:00.469,0:12:02.229
they were too scared to go in it was
0:12:02.229,0:12:05.408
prison vibes the store was lovely but the
0:12:05.408,0:12:08.321
back well I run to the toilet sitting down
0:12:08.321,0:12:11.356
holding me leg up high because oh yes
0:12:11.356,0:12:13.566
it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
0:12:13.566,0:12:14.866
in prison now there was no lock
0:12:14.866,0:12:17.946
on the door so my leg is out high
0:12:17.946,0:12:19.819
my leg is right out there keeping the
0:12:19.819,0:12:21.819
door shut while trying to pee at the same
0:12:21.819,0:12:23.239
time it was very hard to concentrate
0:12:23.239,0:12:26.369
I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
0:12:26.369,0:12:29.069
this the employee doesn’t even think
0:12:29.069,0:12:31.829
the door just swings open lo and behold
0:12:31.829,0:12:34.089
you see me naked from waist down
0:12:34.089,0:12:36.489
(laughing) swiping position
0:12:36.489,0:12:38.712
oh my God I felt so sorry for her
0:12:38.712,0:12:40.692
cause she was an older lady and I
0:12:40.692,0:12:42.493
was mortified for her, I should have been
0:12:42.493,0:12:43.869
pissed off because she should have
0:12:43.869,0:12:45.487
thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
0:12:45.487,0:12:47.337
years now, I’ve been here for two decades
0:12:47.337,0:12:49.047
now, maybe I should knock the pissing
0:12:49.047,0:12:51.517
door nay nay course not it’s my life
0:12:51.517,0:12:53.475
isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
0:12:53.475,0:12:54.810
me naked from waist down I’m now
0:12:54.810,0:12:59.660
looking at her (laughs) with my
0:12:59.660,0:13:01.000
(inaudible) there are times people
0:13:01.000,0:13:02.880
have seen me in the worst of times that
0:13:02.880,0:13:05.470
was a moment beyond that she can see
0:13:05.470,0:13:08.028
my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
0:13:08.028,0:13:10.779
longer here I’m joking funny enough
0:13:10.779,0:13:12.309
she was just stranding there shocked
0:13:12.309,0:13:14.638
not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
0:13:14.638,0:13:16.498
exposed pull my leggings up and
0:13:16.498,0:13:17.908
I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
0:13:17.908,0:13:19.347
there’s a bit of mold there at least
0:13:19.347,0:13:20.517
someone saw my hoo haw
0:13:20.517,0:13:22.117
no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
0:13:22.117,0:13:24.208
Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
0:13:24.208,0:13:26.468
God just so happy it was her who saw my
0:13:26.468,0:13:28.192
hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
0:13:28.192,0:13:30.324
just remembered working in that store
0:13:30.324,0:13:32.215
it was just one of those moments
0:13:32.215,0:13:34.188
It was the first customer I had
0:13:34.188,0:13:36.022
he was rude as all ass
0:13:36.022,0:13:37.299
this is when I was on the till
0:13:37.299,0:13:39.498
Had to cover for the clothing department
0:13:39.498,0:13:42.398
aaaah I feel dirty remembering it HLEGH
0:13:42.398,0:13:44.898
first customer of the morning, it was 7 am
0:13:44.898,0:13:46.878
stores like that, like markses and stuff
0:13:46.878,0:13:48.308
opened a lot earlier
0:13:48.308,0:13:50.198
during christmas time. first customer of the day
0:13:50.198,0:13:52.853
he was an an absolute ogre
0:13:52.853,0:13:55.800
he was lovely, plesant, very very rude
0:13:55.800,0:14:00.230
He waltzes up to me, doesnt pass me these trousers he wanted to return
0:14:00.230,0:14:03.371
oooh nay nay, course not, first customer of the day!
0:14:03.371,0:14:06.272
seven AM, flashes the bag in my face
0:14:06.272,0:14:07.812
good morning how can I help you?
0:14:08.362,0:14:09.852
so youre returning this, then?
0:14:09.852,0:14:11.122
deep evil voice Yes
0:14:11.545,0:14:14.525
as if hes asking me who the fuck im talking to
0:14:14.525,0:14:17.635
I have the best retail face, I can smile for miles
0:14:17.635,0:14:20.983
but this guy, hes not going to take the contents out of the bag
0:14:20.983,0:14:23.321
he wants me to do it, me, muggy
0:14:23.321,0:14:26.643
as soon as im halfway, pulling the contents out the bag
0:14:26.643,0:14:30.947
I smell a stench, old marajuana
0:14:30.947,0:14:32.747
and uhm kitty pee
0:14:33.352,0:14:34.682
I know the smell of kitty pee
0:14:34.682,0:14:36.882
Im holding the back of my checks, im thinking
0:14:36.882,0:14:38.602
that smell, I cant handle it
0:14:38.602,0:14:40.532
I had [indistinct] horses for years
0:14:40.532,0:14:43.971
20 a day at some times, they all came back in a day
0:14:43.971,0:14:45.301
cleam up baby bums
0:14:45.301,0:14:47.881
but this smell... I bet a dead body was wearing it
0:14:47.881,0:14:49.790
Pulled it out of a forensic scene
0:14:49.790,0:14:51.346
and tried to return the bitch
0:14:51.346,0:14:55.121
working in retail youd be shocked what people try to return
0:14:55.121,0:14:57.581
trust me. I push the buzzer underneath my till
0:14:57.581,0:15:00.399
cause I know that this isnt going to go spiffingly well
0:15:00.399,0:15:03.449
all of the managers at that store, as grim as the place was
0:15:03.449,0:15:05.236
the managers were amazing
0:15:05.236,0:15:09.140
Had our backs, I didnt even need to explain to her
0:15:09.140,0:15:10.411
cause she could smell it
0:15:10.411,0:15:11.981
Just trying to get it out of her throat
0:15:11.981,0:15:13.929
thats how strong the stench was
0:15:14.826,0:15:18.436
All i remember was a MMMaaassive back and forth
0:15:18.436,0:15:21.696
he doesnt walk away with credit, doesnt walk away with a refund
0:15:21.696,0:15:25.126
just leaves the pants, pants like trousers
0:15:25.126,0:15:26.966
we'll get to that one in a minute
0:15:26.966,0:15:29.223
we're standing there looking at this set of pants and
0:15:29.223,0:15:32.382
im lookin at it like girl what do we do with these
0:15:32.382,0:15:34.502
walk down the road and incenerate them?
0:15:34.502,0:15:35.582
Put em out of their mysery
0:15:35.582,0:15:38.762
Cant remember if it was called a return box or a debit box
0:15:38.762,0:15:40.822
in these "debit boxes"
0:15:41.580,0:15:43.210
the shit you find in there
0:15:43.210,0:15:45.669
will make you lose faith in human beings
0:15:45.669,0:15:50.030
not only we saw a pee stain on it, on the back of the trouser leg
0:15:50.030,0:15:52.898
there was a poo stain, definetly cat poo
0:15:52.898,0:15:55.095
that was in the return box for months
0:15:55.095,0:15:57.825
and that smell, never went
0:15:57.825,0:16:01.203
everyone at the store room just sort of tried to avoid it
0:16:01.203,0:16:02.350
like the plague
0:16:02.350,0:16:04.812
another one is when people come from another planet
0:16:04.812,0:16:09.682
there is a small amount of people that think you can return used underpants
0:16:09.682,0:16:12.562
I kid you not, in the recent store I worked at
0:16:12.562,0:16:15.339
we would not return underwear at all
0:16:15.339,0:16:18.109
we sold underwear but we would not return it at all
0:16:18.109,0:16:19.309
makes sense right?
0:16:19.309,0:16:21.569
this woman... thiiiiis womannnn..
0:16:21.569,0:16:24.069
is very self absorbant, self rightous
0:16:24.069,0:16:26.149
woman waltzes to my till
0:16:26.149,0:16:29.126
has to be my station doesnt it, thats where shit goes wrong
0:16:29.135,0:16:33.135
passes the box of mens pants in my face
0:16:33.135,0:16:35.815
just waves it in my face, not like hey can I return something
0:16:35.815,0:16:40.526
this is why retail workers are such misrable bastards
0:16:40.526,0:16:43.196
she waves this box of underpants in my face
0:16:43.196,0:16:46.686
and at first I thought, cause of these werd experiences ive had
0:16:46.686,0:16:48.736
that they were unopened
0:16:48.736,0:16:50.603
Its on the recept somewhere I think
0:16:50.603,0:16:52.578
its in very fine print, but you can still read it
0:16:52.578,0:16:54.946
its still very very easy to read
0:16:54.946,0:16:56.286
and shes trying to return them
0:16:56.286,0:16:58.876
and i try to explain to her four times, I cant take these back
0:16:58.876,0:17:00.609
we cant exchange or refund these
0:17:00.609,0:17:03.895
we're really sory, but unfortunately due to our policy
0:17:03.895,0:17:06.859
we cannot return or exchange underwear
0:17:06.859,0:17:11.091
very nicely, I was famous for being the most bubbly person on the till
0:17:11.091,0:17:12.471
the managers didnt like that
0:17:12.471,0:17:14.124
probably on the next epsiodes but anyways
0:17:14.124,0:17:16.309
This woman is now getting so angry with me
0:17:16.309,0:17:18.749
I call one of my managers that was lovely
0:17:18.749,0:17:20.469
I call em over cause im like.. girl
0:17:20.920,0:17:23.900
I need your help ASAP I cant get rid of this bitch
0:17:23.900,0:17:25.979
she comes to my rescue, she explains to her
0:17:25.979,0:17:27.880
shes really nice and polite back with her
0:17:27.880,0:17:30.216
I thought ok shes gonna exit the building
0:17:30.216,0:17:33.016
she wants to do a last minute performance
0:17:33.016,0:17:35.216
comes back up to me like its my fault
0:17:35.216,0:17:38.276
its YOUR fault you bought pants that are the wrong size
0:17:38.276,0:17:40.506
if youre a store assistant or a checkout chick
0:17:40.999,0:17:42.199
its YOUR fault
0:17:42.199,0:17:45.039
she then tells me she wants to sue the company
0:17:45.039,0:17:48.533
she wants to sue the company for this policy
0:17:48.533,0:17:51.099
that we cant exchange or return underwear
0:17:51.099,0:17:54.043
I said babe, coulda been anything, a bottle of ketchup
0:17:54.043,0:17:57.373
you coulda got a bloody mug, box of matches
0:17:57.373,0:17:58.983
nah it had to be underwear
0:17:58.983,0:18:01.493
and I was having a very long day already
0:18:01.493,0:18:03.175
Doing all that crap all day, bugging the managers
0:18:03.175,0:18:04.635
laugh
0:18:04.635,0:18:06.105
then shes threatening to sue me!
0:18:06.105,0:18:07.382
like its my fault!
0:18:07.382,0:18:09.435
but nonononono when the manager explained to her
0:18:09.435,0:18:12.870
about the tills and the policies she was absolutely fine
0:18:12.870,0:18:15.290
but then she turned to me like she wanted to murder me
0:18:15.290,0:18:16.670
and sue my fat ass
0:18:16.670,0:18:18.305
please read the recept for the policy
0:18:18.305,0:18:24.355
99.9% of companies in the UK do not exchange or return underwear
0:18:24.355,0:18:26.165
you might have a rough idea why
0:18:26.165,0:18:29.233
I have this story an old manager told me
0:18:29.233,0:18:30.821
from the store I've just come from
0:18:30.821,0:18:31.851
He told me the story
0:18:31.851,0:18:32.931
but he's no longer there
0:18:32.931,0:18:34.631
I actually asked him what is the most
0:18:34.631,0:18:37.531
like weirdest return situation they had
0:18:37.531,0:18:38.651
There was actually
0:18:38.651,0:18:40.730
a SNEAKY cleaver bastard
0:18:40.730,0:18:42.730
that would buy perfumes
0:18:42.730,0:18:45.170
open up the package, take the perfumes
0:18:45.170,0:18:47.040
and just replace the weight with
0:18:47.040,0:18:48.508
with like sand or anything weighted
0:18:48.508,0:18:50.108
put it back in the box and seal it
0:18:50.108,0:18:51.243
like he'd seal it
0:18:51.243,0:18:53.299
apparently this women cost the company
0:18:53.299,0:18:54.707
a lot of money
0:18:54.707,0:18:55.997
turning the perfume, like
0:18:55.997,0:18:57.797
getting the currency value back for it
0:18:57.797,0:18:59.517
waltzing out the store
0:18:59.517,0:19:01.294
and nice perfume to go home to
0:19:01.294,0:19:02.274
she can go home
0:19:02.274,0:19:03.964
and enjoy the hard earned cash
0:19:03.964,0:19:06.044
and enjoy spritzing until her heart
0:19:06.044,0:19:06.924
earns content
0:19:06.924,0:19:08.344
I thought that was hilarious
0:19:08.344,0:19:09.183
GENIOUS
0:19:09.183,0:19:10.323
the next story is
0:19:10.323,0:19:11.533
that we got forced to work
0:19:11.533,0:19:13.443
while the store next door to us
0:19:13.443,0:19:14.723
was on FIRE.
0:19:14.723,0:19:16.595
like fire alarms everything
0:19:16.595,0:19:18.215
the needed a fire extinguisher
0:19:18.215,0:19:20.770
kind of fire, till the fire brigade came down
0:19:20.770,0:19:21.798
we were still told
0:19:21.798,0:19:23.239
to scan as usual
0:19:23.239,0:19:25.416
I wish I was making this up
0:19:25.416,0:19:26.582
this is like my therapist
0:19:26.582,0:19:27.672
Set the scene
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scanning the lobby
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in the checkout
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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honestly I still hear the beeping
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like that in my head
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Trama triggered HAHAH
0:19:35.626,0:19:36.686
set the scene
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normal day as usual
0:19:37.586,0:19:38.706
the store is a nightmare
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it was always very busy and a nightmare
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one customer comes to me
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casually going through his things
0:19:43.500,0:19:45.018
"did you hear that there's a fire
0:19:45.018,0:19:45.768
next door"
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I'm like looking around like
0:19:48.628,0:19:50.938
you know me my anxiety hits the roof
0:19:50.938,0:19:52.278
an employee next door
0:19:52.278,0:19:53.328
had a cheeky
0:19:53.328,0:19:55.048
ummmmm
0:19:55.048,0:19:57.098
cigarette. don't know the full story
0:19:57.098,0:19:58.140
of how she got caught
0:19:58.140,0:20:00.120
it rolled under a pallet of
0:20:00.120,0:20:01.638
very flammable things
0:20:01.638,0:20:03.838
the stock room got engulfed in flames
0:20:03.838,0:20:05.969
and some of the store caught fire
0:20:05.969,0:20:08.075
a manager from the shop next door
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is flying to my till
0:20:09.855,0:20:11.135
because she knows I've got
0:20:11.135,0:20:12.235
the calling out thingy
0:20:12.235,0:20:13.285
a couple of stores ive worked
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I was one of those ladies that goes
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"clean up on isle 6 please"
0:20:16.605,0:20:18.145
"Vomit on isle 2"
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I was one of those
0:20:19.245,0:20:20.485
She comes to me and goes
0:20:20.485,0:20:21.755
can you call a manager over
0:20:21.755,0:20:23.045
I need a fire extinguisher
0:20:23.045,0:20:24.525
Why the store doesn't have
0:20:24.525,0:20:26.245
a fire extinguisher, they are making
0:20:26.245,0:20:27.995
a ton of money every five seconds
0:20:27.995,0:20:29.450
employees are underpaid
0:20:29.450,0:20:31.510
but alas they don't have a
0:20:31.510,0:20:33.800
a fire extinguisher to save their lives
0:20:33.800,0:20:35.651
my head sounds to my manager
0:20:35.651,0:20:36.761
"this is code red,
0:20:36.761,0:20:37.991
we need a fire extinguisher"
0:20:37.991,0:20:39.411
so I call to my manager
0:20:39.411,0:20:40.795
she RUUNS to the isle
0:20:40.795,0:20:42.539
like she's looking at me like ive done
0:20:42.539,0:20:44.066
something wrong. and there's always like
0:20:44.066,0:20:45.396
(In evil voice) what have you done
0:20:45.396,0:20:46.591
wait for a second girl
0:20:46.591,0:20:47.691
let me explain
0:20:47.691,0:20:49.231
she runs get the fire extinguisher
0:20:49.231,0:20:50.711
that manager next door
0:20:50.711,0:20:53.163
runs to extinguish something
0:20:53.163,0:20:55.394
so im feeling a little bit nervous
0:20:55.394,0:20:56.584
I look at my manager
0:20:56.584,0:20:58.324
"Girl what's going on,
0:20:58.324,0:20:59.864
I'm feeling nervous now"
0:20:59.864,0:21:01.964
like matter of factly goes
0:21:01.964,0:21:03.604
"oh the store next door is on fire"
0:21:05.664,0:21:06.404
"SIT"
0:21:06.404,0:21:08.044
run through the fire call
0:21:08.459,0:21:09.139
NO.
0:21:09.139,0:21:10.815
turns out the store next door
0:21:10.815,0:21:11.536
was on fire
0:21:12.068,0:21:12.848
Yep.
0:21:12.848,0:21:14.988
like so chill, we were told
0:21:14.988,0:21:16.981
to proceed as normal
0:21:16.981,0:21:19.354
even though next door was engulfed flames
0:21:19.354,0:21:21.364
fire engine arrives
0:21:21.364,0:21:23.054
customers are coming going
0:21:23.054,0:21:24.084
"why are you outside"
0:21:24.084,0:21:25.284
while they are shopping
0:21:25.284,0:21:26.564
this is an example that
0:21:26.564,0:21:28.024
customers have NO filter
0:21:28.024,0:21:29.114
nor make sense
0:21:29.114,0:21:30.352
why are you shopping there
0:21:30.352,0:21:31.922
if the building next door
0:21:31.922,0:21:33.702
Is engulfed in flames
0:21:33.702,0:21:35.398
burning, London's burning
0:21:35.398,0:21:37.518
the store next door is burning
0:21:37.518,0:21:38.728
why are you shopping
0:21:38.728,0:21:40.582
my anxiety, was up the roof
0:21:40.582,0:21:41.853
but I was smiling
0:21:41.853,0:21:43.383
"would you like a bag with that"
0:21:43.383,0:21:44.103
it felt like
0:21:44.103,0:21:45.393
you know like the Titanic
0:21:45.393,0:21:46.197
the boat is SINKING
0:21:46.197,0:21:47.153
Don't DIEEE
0:21:47.153,0:21:48.725
first class people were being evacuated
0:21:48.725,0:21:49.595
by boats
0:21:49.595,0:21:51.261
the workers and the peasants had to
0:21:51.261,0:21:52.171
stay behind and DIE
0:21:52.171,0:21:53.371
HAHAHAH
0:21:53.371,0:21:54.671
That's how it felt
0:21:54.671,0:21:55.781
Fire engines outside
0:21:55.781,0:21:57.066
there was a lot of flammables
0:21:57.066,0:21:58.114
apparently in the back of the building
0:21:58.114,0:21:59.554
next door, they could have exploded
0:21:59.554,0:22:01.084
pallet with lots and lots
0:22:01.084,0:22:02.274
of flammable wire
0:22:02.274,0:22:03.424
it could have gone BOOM
0:22:03.424,0:22:04.134
we DIE
0:22:04.134,0:22:05.264
nah nah nah
0:22:05.264,0:22:06.184
we were just told to work
0:22:06.184,0:22:06.970
as per usual
0:22:06.970,0:22:07.849
WHAT.
0:22:07.849,0:22:08.719
true story
0:22:08.719,0:22:09.717
my dad didn't believe me
0:22:09.717,0:22:10.383
no no no
0:22:10.383,0:22:11.342
the workplace should be
0:22:11.342,0:22:12.689
taking the employees outside
0:22:12.689,0:22:14.119
so you know they don't die
0:22:14.119,0:22:16.142
GAHAHA so theres no deaths in the building
0:22:16.142,0:22:17.982
Oh you know its okay
0:22:17.982,0:22:19.262
we are probably like you know
0:22:19.262,0:22:20.332
inhaling fumes
0:22:20.739,0:22:22.299
but no as long as we are making
0:22:22.299,0:22:24.069
money for the greedy company
0:22:24.069,0:22:25.929
its absolutely totally fine
0:22:25.929,0:22:27.059
dandy as rain.
0:22:27.059,0:22:29.805
the building probably burnt down
0:22:29.805,0:22:31.335
at one point but people weren't allowed
0:22:31.335,0:22:32.045
to leave.
0:22:32.045,0:22:33.336
that's probably why there was ghosts
0:22:33.336,0:22:34.136
in thereeee
0:22:34.136,0:22:35.166
yes that place was very haunted
0:22:35.166,0:22:36.313
but im going to wait until the next video
0:22:36.313,0:22:37.683
and talk about it
0:22:37.683,0:22:39.593
buckle up for the next episode
0:22:39.593,0:22:40.853
because the next episode
0:22:40.853,0:22:42.583
is going to be very juicy
0:22:42.583,0:22:44.223
this one was just a taster
0:22:44.223,0:22:46.583
I avoid any retail place nowadays
0:22:46.583,0:22:47.473
like the plague
0:22:47.473,0:22:48.556
you know like when someone
0:22:48.556,0:22:49.476
comes from the army
0:22:49.476,0:22:50.434
where they kind of like
0:22:50.434,0:22:52.356
avoid guns, bombs
0:22:52.356,0:22:53.476
that kind of thing
0:22:53.476,0:22:54.586
yeah that's how I feel
0:22:54.586,0:22:55.696
about going to retail
0:22:55.696,0:22:56.776
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in the next video
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TADAAA
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plucky outro music