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Thats your fault!!
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getting crap all day from the managers
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(laughs)
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Like fire alarms, everything they do
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Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
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Oh my God this place has been broken into
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It was grim! This bitch
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is on her own in a haunted warehouse
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Toxic as all shit!
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(Intro music playing)
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(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
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(Laughter)
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Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
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How this ring light is working? I don’t
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even know because my niece, she
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tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
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well have yeated it across the room
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Sent it away
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for seven working days.
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Catipulted into the wall
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and it’s still alive
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I don't know
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what the lightning
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is like
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in here, but I’ve got
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the curtains open at
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the moment
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I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
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the curtains and get some lighting in here
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I don’t know. So the lighting might change
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throughout the video. I have no idea no
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idea what to do, don’t know what to do
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I can do it
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moments before I started filming I had
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a gulp of coughing
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another reason I am still shocked that I
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am still alive.
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I literally
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take gulp of
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coffee while I’m doing
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my makeup. Dilly me!
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I was about to sneeze but I
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was mid-swallow
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So I panicked and tried
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to swallow. I still got coffee up
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my nose!
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What’s up and welcome to my channel
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If you’ve never been here before please
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make sure you subscribe right down there
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And press on that bell so you know when
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I next do a video
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This video is going to be so
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hard to do. Oh my God!
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My mates have been begging
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and dying for me to do this video
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I was supposed to have a little audience
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here but they’ve not arrived yet
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Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
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(Effect runs across screen)
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Retail. Working in retail.
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This girl has had her fair share
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plenty of experience working in retail
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quick disclaimer
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this is not a video to go and get
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out at the managers nor the customers
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this is just about experiences that I have
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endured while working in retail
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though they might not work there
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anymore or shop there anymore
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why do I feel so nervous to do this
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I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
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that was toxic as all shit
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working in retail in the UK
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before anyone starts to work in retail
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people forget to advise you about the
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following: customers have no filter.
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whatsoever!
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they have no filter
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nor common sense
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not a percent of decent humanity
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or compassion
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managers think they rule the mini kingdom
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we got the shoplifters
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we’ve got the karens
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we’ve got all of them
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the wise people that have
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worked in retail in the past
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that have survived
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never share their experiences and wisdom
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this is going to be episode one because
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I have got like eight notebooks of all
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the weird shit I have experienced working
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multiple stores. I’m even considering
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writing a book but
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this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
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yet. We’re just going to dive right in
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(squeals and laughs)
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I’m going to kick off this video with one
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of the most funniest fucking situations
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so this was about the job that I recently
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left. My mates will even tell you
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I don’t use my brain, ever
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they’re shocked that I’m still alive
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this is like one of the examples
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when you watch like a horror movie and
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your friend or your relative sits there
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next to you and goes
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”oh if that happened to me, if I got
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broken into, I would punch them in
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the face”
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and then when a sort of situation like
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this happens to you, you turn
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like a deer in the headlights
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I had to close down with one of
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the, two of the managers
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he’s no longer in the store anymore
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he no longer works for the company
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this was hilarious
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so, I was closing up with this
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manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
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for some weird reason
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It’s me, muggin
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did the closing up and the cashing up with
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the manager
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99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
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I hated it
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you know when you’re just like for
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God sakes I just want
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to go home
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and especially when something goes wrong
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when cashing out
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there’s something missing in the
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Flow. You can’t go home until
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it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
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set itself properly and it just makes
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you want to cry
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you just want to go home
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back to motherland
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sitting in meudi
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Watching Scream
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Just recovering from the trauma that
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I went through that day
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we were cashing up
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everything was going spiffingly well.
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Taylor if you’re laughing
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you’re going to hell
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me, muggins, end up having to cash up
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almost every single night of the
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week. To set the scene, we’re
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in the office right everything’s going
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spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
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know what would make life a
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lot easier?”
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You know me, I want to get out as quick
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as I can is it going to get us out
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quicker? he gave me both out cards
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and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
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turning on the alarm system
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and then we can meet in the middle
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and then exit the store
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Brilliant!
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So this was a supermarket
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Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
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you know dead people and ghosts
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like me got a lot of uh story times to
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tell you about that one
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set back the scene, I clock uh…
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it’s already eerie
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when you are in a supermarket
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and the lights are really dim that
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it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
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this place was haunted as all are
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we knew there was going to be a delivery
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coming in but normally a delivery guy
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would unlock the door from the outside
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himself, in the delivery, and leave
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in, late in the evening, right about
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tenish to elevenish
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well more like canter down the aisles
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to get to the back room because
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I was too fucking scared to walk
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around in the shop floor
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that’s haunted as all ass
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eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
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so picture this, when you’re clocking
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in and clocking out
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you’re on a system against the wall
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so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
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door and the door where the deliveries
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come through (laughs)
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normally the delivery man never got there
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until way after that we left
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he forgot to give the shop the memo
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to say that he was coming a little earlIer
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didn’t give us a tip
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nay nay
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gosh shit like this has to happen to me
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so I’m clocking us out facing the back
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wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
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um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
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La-df-da ing
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going as quick as I can and
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then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
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when you’re in that sort of situation
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you’re in an eerie large store that’s
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very dark
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and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
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already a millisecond thinking “okay,
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the ghost has thrown a box”
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happened quite often in this store
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I hear the back door boom open
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remember when I said to you if you was
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in a horror movie and some broke into
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your house like a crazy murderer broke
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into your house what would you do
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you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
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hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
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sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
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throw it in their face”
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“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
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no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
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I was triple the size at this time, so this
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bitch couldn’t run fast enough
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(laughs)
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not even a half a milliseconds I’m
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thinking oh my god this place has been
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broken into
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this bitch is on her own in the haunted
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warehouse, doors wide open, someone
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will break in and murder me
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a million ideas and a million scenarios
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were flying through my head
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come to the part of the self-defense
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mechanis my back is planted
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against this system (laughs)
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my first instinct was to put my hand
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behind… oh my God… everyone thought
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this shit was so funny they watched
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the footage from the CC TV footage
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over and over again cause they thought
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it was hilarious not funny
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cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
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because he’d opened the door
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gone behind the door to get the brick to
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keep the door open
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this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
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against this system my hands are like
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this like trying to find something to lob
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and launch at this person
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i find something in my hand but at the
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same time when this situation happens
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to you you don’t think
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was it a hammer? No
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without even half a split second
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quarter of a fraction inch of a second
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thought this must be the delivery guy
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no, I thought I was gonna get murdered
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So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
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warehouse (laughs)
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this is one golden Chloe moment
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This is just one of the reasons that
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I would not survive if I had
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a murderer encountment
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thing in my hand that I yeeted across
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the warehouse (laughs)
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was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
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let that sink in let that sink in
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I don’t talk about this often because
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it makes me feel so silly
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my eyes were facing the floor
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not a good position to be before
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running away from some sort of
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mass murderer but alas it was not
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a mass murderer nor a burglar
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it was the delivery man it was the
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delivery man a very confused
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very offended (laughs)
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scared delivery man he just
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boomed out “oi calm down love!”
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the roll of sellotape was right at his
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feet I literally end up knees down
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to the floor with relief
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why didn’t you knock why didn’t
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you tell the manager that you were coming
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rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
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waltz back to the office
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I’ve got a very confused manager
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going “where have you been?”
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but when he found out how I reacted to
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this situation of my near death experience
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thought it was A star fucking hilarious
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so I was off for a couple of days after
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that after that embarrassing encounter I
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come back and we close up together again
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goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
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footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
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it was to watch that?”
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not only me and the manager saw that
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footage, a large amount of people saw that
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footage I felt more of an idiot than I
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already do I’m not gonna lie it was
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hilariously funny but at the time there
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was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
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shoplifting, burglaries around the area
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at that time I was like a little bit on
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edge I was at the ready tape in hand
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at the ready I never thought my eyes
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could go as wide as they did
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we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
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least like 80 times my eyes were like
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this (gestures large circles with hands)
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Fuck you roll of tape
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not gonna lie that was not funny
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it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
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hilarious and slightly worrying because if
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anything like that happened to me
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I would be in hot poo poo
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oh God I mean it could have been anything
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it could have been a stapler it could have
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been anything no I had to get a bloody
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role of tape as if that bitch was
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gonna save my life but a little bit after
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That I kind of decided not to do the
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Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
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put me off, it was the ghosts actually
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this is another story that just literally
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Popped into my head so this is when
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I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
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back when I was like part-time modeling
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because I was in college at the time
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I think I was there for quite a while
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that’s all I remember
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I remember a lot of the experiences
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but one of these experiences
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was pretty grim you know when these
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retail companies they say how much they
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respect and look after their employees
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umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
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Spark’s to be honest with you
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I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
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shit set the scene think of like an
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abandoned swimming changing room
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this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
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I would do the early morning shift
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like the stacking up in the morning
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the employee bathroom it was grim
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mate walking through the back of the
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building early in the morning was grim
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you had this girl that used to go partying
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in that same area she’d go into the
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changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
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room have a quick Power Nap
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this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
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and could like that she’d come back to
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life within minutes not anymore
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walking through this echoey eerie
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alleyway you’ve still got people passed
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out on the ground from the clubs
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across the street you’ve got the crazy
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guy asking you money for drugs
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imagine that think of Harry Potter the
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Order of the Phoenix how eerie
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that alleyway was when the Dementor
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come through that was the kind of
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alleyway a Dementor would definitely
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of fucking flown in there scared the
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crap out of ya during the day fine
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but in the night early in the morning
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I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
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I would literally poo myself like run you
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know those moments when you’re a kid
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I’m lying there I still do it to this day
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when you turn the light off you
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marching half way up the stairs
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you’re like I can do this I can do this
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then you feel like there’s some sort of
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slender man behind you you fucking canter
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up the stairs that kind of feeling that
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you when you were setting your ass down
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this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
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the money was good everyone there was cool
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we had I had some good time working in
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there anyway leaving the scene of the
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Dementor alleyway you went to this door
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that you would lock yourself in from the
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back of the door not in the office
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like during that feeling when you’re
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running up the stairs thinking there’s
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some sort of boogeyman behind you you
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start to punch in the numbers like a
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freaking idiot you run up these very high
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set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
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every freaking morning I think I’ve still
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got scars on my knees cause of that
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desperate to go for a wee because this
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girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
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The bus on the way there yeah this
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building was haunted as well waltz to the
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toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
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ceiling I shit you not there was some
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girls that had to go in together because
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they were too scared to go in it was
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prison vibes the store was lovely but the
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back well I run to the toilet sitting down
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holding me leg up high because oh yes
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it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
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in prison now there was no lock
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on the door so my leg is out high
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my leg is right out there keeping the
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door shut while trying to pee at the same
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time it was very hard to concentrate
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I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
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this the employee doesn’t even think
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the door just swings open lo and behold
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you see me naked from waist down
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(laughing) swiping position
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oh my God I felt so sorry for her
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cause she was an older lady and I
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was mortified for her, I should have been
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pissed off because she should have
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thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
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years now, I’ve been here for two decades
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now, maybe I should knock the pissing
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door nay nay course not it’s my life
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isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
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me naked from waist down I’m now
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looking at her (laughs) with my
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(inaudible) there are times people
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have seen me in the worst of times that
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was a moment beyond that she can see
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my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
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longer here I’m joking funny enough
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she was just stranding there shocked
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not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
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exposed pull my leggings up and
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I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
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there’s a bit of mold there at least
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someone saw my hoo haw
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no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
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Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
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God just so happy it was her who saw my
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hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
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just remembered working in that store
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it was just one of those moments
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It was the first customer I had
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he was rude as all ass
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this is when I was on the till
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Had to cover for the clothing department
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aaaah I feel dirty remembering it HLEGH
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first customer of the morning, it was 7 am
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stores like that, like markses and stuff
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opened a lot earlier
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during christmas time. first customer of the day
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he was an an absolute ogre
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he was lovely, plesant, very very rude
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He waltzes up to me, doesnt pass me these trousers he wanted to return
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oooh nay nay, course not, first customer of the day!
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seven AM, flashes the bag in my face
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good morning how can I help you?
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so youre returning this, then?
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deep evil voice Yes
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as if hes asking me who the fuck im talking to
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I have the best retail face, I can smile for miles
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but this guy, hes not going to take the contents out of the bag
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he wants me to do it, me, muggy
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as soon as im halfway, pulling the contents out the bag
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I smell a stench, old marajuana
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and uhm kitty pee
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I know the smell of kitty pee
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Im holding the back of my checks, im thinking
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that smell, I cant handle it
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I had [indistinct] horses for years
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20 a day at some times, they all came back in a day
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cleam up baby bums
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but this smell... I bet a dead body was wearing it
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Pulled it out of a forensic scene
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and tried to return the bitch
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working in retail youd be shocked what people try to return
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trust me. I push the buzzer underneath my till
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cause I know that this isnt going to go spiffingly well
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all of the managers at that store, as grim as the place was
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the managers were amazing
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Had our backs, I didnt even need to explain to her
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cause she could smell it
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Just trying to get it out of her throat
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thats how strong the stench was
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All i remember was a MMMaaassive back and forth
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he doesnt walk away with credit, doesnt walk away with a refund
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just leaves the pants, pants like trousers
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we'll get to that one in a minute
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we're standing there looking at this set of pants and
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im lookin at it like girl what do we do with these
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walk down the road and incenerate them?
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Put em out of their mysery
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Cant remember if it was called a return box or a debit box
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in these "debit boxes"
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the shit you find in there
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will make you lose faith in human beings
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not only we saw a pee stain on it, on the back of the trouser leg
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there was a poo stain, definetly cat poo
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that was in the return box for months
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and that smell, never went
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everyone at the store room just sort of tried to avoid it
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like the plague
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another one is when people come from another planet
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there is a small amount of people that think you can return used underpants
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I kid you not, in the recent store I worked at
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we would not return underwear at all
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we sold underwear but we would not return it at all
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makes sense right?
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this woman... thiiiiis womannnn..
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is very self absorbant, self rightous
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woman waltzes to my till
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has to be my station doesnt it, thats where shit goes wrong
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passes the box of mens pants in my face
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just waves it in my face, not like hey can I return something
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this is why retail workers are such misrable bastards
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she waves this box of underpants in my face
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and at first I thought, cause of these werd experiences ive had
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that they were unopened
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Its on the recept somewhere I think
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its in very fine print, but you can still read it
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its still very very easy to read
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and shes trying to return them
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and i try to explain to her four times, I cant take these back
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we cant exchange or refund these
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we're really sory, but unfortunately due to our policy
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we cannot return or exchange underwear
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very nicely, I was famous for being the most bubbly person on the till
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the managers didnt like that
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probably on the next epsiodes but anyways
532
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This woman is now getting so angry with me
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I call one of my managers that was lovely
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I call em over cause im like.. girl
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I need your help ASAP I cant get rid of this bitch
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she comes to my rescue, she explains to her
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shes really nice and polite back with her
538
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I thought ok shes gonna exit the building
539
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,016
she wants to do a last minute performance
540
00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:35,216
comes back up to me like its my fault
541
00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:38,276
its YOUR fault you bought pants that are the wrong size
542
00:17:38,276 --> 00:17:40,506
if youre a store assistant or a checkout chick
543
00:17:40,999 --> 00:17:42,199
its YOUR fault
544
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:45,039
she then tells me she wants to sue the company
545
00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:48,533
she wants to sue the company for this policy
546
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:51,099
that we cant exchange or return underwear
547
00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:54,043
I said babe, coulda been anything, a bottle of ketchup
548
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:57,373
you coulda got a bloody mug, box of matches
549
00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:58,983
nah it had to be underwear
550
00:17:58,983 --> 00:18:01,493
and I was having a very long day already
551
00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:03,175
Doing all that crap all day, bugging the managers
552
00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,635
laugh
553
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:06,105
then shes threatening to sue me!
554
00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:07,382
like its my fault!
555
00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:09,435
but nonononono when the manager explained to her
556
00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:12,870
about the tills and the policies she was absolutely fine
557
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:15,290
but then she turned to me like she wanted to murder me
558
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,670
and sue my fat ass
559
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,305
please read the recept for the policy
560
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:24,355
99.9% of companies in the UK do not exchange or return underwear
561
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:26,165
you might have a rough idea why
562
00:18:26,165 --> 00:18:29,233
I have this story an old manager told me
563
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,821
from the store I've just come from
564
00:18:30,821 --> 00:18:31,851
He told me the story
565
00:18:31,851 --> 00:18:32,931
but he's no longer there
566
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,631
I actually asked him what is the most
567
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:37,531
like weirdest return situation they had
568
00:18:37,531 --> 00:18:38,651
There was actually
569
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,730
a SNEAKY cleaver bastard
570
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:42,730
that would buy perfumes
571
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,170
open up the package, take the perfumes
572
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,040
and just replace the weight with
573
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,508
with like sand or anything weighted
574
00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:50,108
put it back in the box and seal it
575
00:18:50,108 --> 00:18:51,243
like he'd seal it
576
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,299
apparently this women cost the company
577
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,707
a lot of money
578
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:55,997
turning the perfume, like
579
00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:57,797
getting the currency value back for it
580
00:18:57,797 --> 00:18:59,517
waltzing out the store
581
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,294
and nice perfume to go home to
582
00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:02,274
she can go home
583
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,964
and enjoy the hard earned cash
584
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:06,044
and enjoy spritzing until her heart
585
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:06,924
earns content
586
00:19:06,924 --> 00:19:08,344
I thought that was hilarious
587
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:09,183
GENIOUS
588
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:10,323
the next story is
589
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,533
that we got forced to work
590
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,443
while the store next door to us
591
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,723
was on FIRE.
592
00:19:14,723 --> 00:19:16,595
like fire alarms everything
593
00:19:16,595 --> 00:19:18,215
the needed a fire extinguisher
594
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,770
kind of fire, till the fire brigade came down
595
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:21,798
we were still told
596
00:19:21,798 --> 00:19:23,239
to scan as usual
597
00:19:23,239 --> 00:19:25,416
I wish I was making this up
598
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,582
this is like my therapist
599
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,672
Set the scene
600
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:28,782
scanning the lobby
601
00:19:28,782 --> 00:19:29,846
in the checkout
602
00:19:29,846 --> 00:19:31,066
BEEP BEEP BEEP
603
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,626
honestly I still hear the beeping
604
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:33,786
like that in my head
605
00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:35,626
Trama triggered HAHAH
606
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:36,686
set the scene
607
00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:37,586
normal day as usual
608
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:38,706
the store is a nightmare
609
00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,370
it was always very busy and a nightmare
610
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:41,900
one customer comes to me
611
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,500
casually going through his things
612
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,018
"did you hear that there's a fire
613
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,768
next door"
614
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,138
I'm like looking around like
615
00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:50,938
you know me my anxiety hits the roof
616
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:52,278
an employee next door
617
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,328
had a cheeky
618
00:19:53,328 --> 00:19:55,048
ummmmm
619
00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:57,098
cigarette. don't know the full story
620
00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:58,140
of how she got caught
621
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,120
it rolled under a pallet of
622
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,638
very flammable things
623
00:20:01,638 --> 00:20:03,838
the stock room got engulfed in flames
624
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:05,969
and some of the store caught fire
625
00:20:05,969 --> 00:20:08,075
a manager from the shop next door
626
00:20:08,075 --> 00:20:09,855
is flying to my till
627
00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:11,135
because she knows I've got
628
00:20:11,135 --> 00:20:12,235
the calling out thingy
629
00:20:12,235 --> 00:20:13,285
a couple of stores ive worked
630
00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:15,135
I was one of those ladies that goes
631
00:20:15,135 --> 00:20:16,605
"clean up on isle 6 please"
632
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:18,145
"Vomit on isle 2"
633
00:20:18,145 --> 00:20:19,245
I was one of those
634
00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:20,485
She comes to me and goes
635
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,755
can you call a manager over
636
00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:23,045
I need a fire extinguisher
637
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:24,525
Why the store doesn't have
638
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,245
a fire extinguisher, they are making
639
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:27,995
a ton of money every five seconds
640
00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,450
employees are underpaid
641
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,510
but alas they don't have a
642
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:33,800
a fire extinguisher to save their lives
643
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,651
my head sounds to my manager
644
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,761
"this is code red,
645
00:20:36,761 --> 00:20:37,991
we need a fire extinguisher"
646
00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:39,411
so I call to my manager
647
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:40,795
she RUUNS to the isle
648
00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,539
like she's looking at me like ive done
649
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:44,066
something wrong. and there's always like
650
00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:45,396
(In evil voice) what have you done
651
00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:46,591
wait for a second girl
652
00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:47,691
let me explain
653
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,231
she runs get the fire extinguisher
654
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,711
that manager next door
655
00:20:50,711 --> 00:20:53,163
runs to extinguish something
656
00:20:53,163 --> 00:20:55,394
so im feeling a little bit nervous
657
00:20:55,394 --> 00:20:56,584
I look at my manager
658
00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:58,324
"Girl what's going on,
659
00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,864
I'm feeling nervous now"
660
00:20:59,864 --> 00:21:01,964
like matter of factly goes
661
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:03,604
"oh the store next door is on fire"
662
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:06,404
"SIT"
663
00:21:06,404 --> 00:21:08,044
run through the fire call
664
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:09,139
NO.
665
00:21:09,139 --> 00:21:10,815
turns out the store next door
666
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,536
was on fire
667
00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:12,848
Yep.
668
00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,988
like so chill, we were told
669
00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:16,981
to proceed as normal
670
00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:19,354
even though next door was engulfed flames
671
00:21:19,354 --> 00:21:21,364
fire engine arrives
672
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,054
customers are coming going
673
00:21:23,054 --> 00:21:24,084
"why are you outside"
674
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,284
while they are shopping
675
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,564
this is an example that
676
00:21:26,564 --> 00:21:28,024
customers have NO filter
677
00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:29,114
nor make sense
678
00:21:29,114 --> 00:21:30,352
why are you shopping there
679
00:21:30,352 --> 00:21:31,922
if the building next door
680
00:21:31,922 --> 00:21:33,702
Is engulfed in flames
681
00:21:33,702 --> 00:21:35,398
burning, London's burning
682
00:21:35,398 --> 00:21:37,518
the store next door is burning
683
00:21:37,518 --> 00:21:38,728
why are you shopping
684
00:21:38,728 --> 00:21:40,582
my anxiety, was up the roof
685
00:21:40,582 --> 00:21:41,853
but I was smiling
686
00:21:41,853 --> 00:21:43,383
"would you like a bag with that"
687
00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:44,103
it felt like
688
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,393
you know like the Titanic
689
00:21:45,393 --> 00:21:46,197
the boat is SINKING
690
00:21:46,197 --> 00:21:47,153
Don't DIEEE
691
00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:48,725
first class people were being evacuated
692
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,595
by boats
693
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,261
the workers and the peasants had to
694
00:21:51,261 --> 00:21:52,171
stay behind and DIE
695
00:21:52,171 --> 00:21:53,371
HAHAHAH
696
00:21:53,371 --> 00:21:54,671
That's how it felt
697
00:21:54,671 --> 00:21:55,781
Fire engines outside
698
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,066
there was a lot of flammables
699
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,114
apparently in the back of the building
700
00:21:58,114 --> 00:21:59,554
next door, they could have exploded
701
00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:01,084
pallet with lots and lots
702
00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:02,274
of flammable wire
703
00:22:02,274 --> 00:22:03,424
it could have gone BOOM
704
00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:04,134
we DIE
705
00:22:04,134 --> 00:22:05,264
nah nah nah
706
00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:06,184
we were just told to work
707
00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:06,970
as per usual
708
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:07,849
WHAT.
709
00:22:07,849 --> 00:22:08,719
true story
710
00:22:08,719 --> 00:22:09,717
my dad didn't believe me
711
00:22:09,717 --> 00:22:10,383
no no no
712
00:22:10,383 --> 00:22:11,342
the workplace should be
713
00:22:11,342 --> 00:22:12,689
taking the employees outside
714
00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:14,119
so you know they don't die
715
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,142
GAHAHA so theres no deaths in the building
716
00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:17,982
Oh you know its okay
717
00:22:17,982 --> 00:22:19,262
we are probably like you know
718
00:22:19,262 --> 00:22:20,332
inhaling fumes
719
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,299
but no as long as we are making
720
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,069
money for the greedy company
721
00:22:24,069 --> 00:22:25,929
its absolutely totally fine
722
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,059
dandy as rain.
723
00:22:27,059 --> 00:22:29,805
the building probably burnt down
724
00:22:29,805 --> 00:22:31,335
at one point but people weren't allowed
725
00:22:31,335 --> 00:22:32,045
to leave.
726
00:22:32,045 --> 00:22:33,336
that's probably why there was ghosts
727
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:34,136
in thereeee
728
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:35,166
yes that place was very haunted
729
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,313
but im going to wait until the next video
730
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,683
and talk about it
731
00:22:37,683 --> 00:22:39,593
buckle up for the next episode
732
00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:40,853
because the next episode
733
00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:42,583
is going to be very juicy
734
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,223
this one was just a taster
735
00:22:44,223 --> 00:22:46,583
I avoid any retail place nowadays
736
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:47,473
like the plague
737
00:22:47,473 --> 00:22:48,556
you know like when someone
738
00:22:48,556 --> 00:22:49,476
comes from the army
739
00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:50,434
where they kind of like
740
00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,356
avoid guns, bombs
741
00:22:52,356 --> 00:22:53,476
that kind of thing
742
00:22:53,476 --> 00:22:54,586
yeah that's how I feel
743
00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:55,696
about going to retail
744
00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:56,776
so if you enjoyed this
745
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,866
give me that thumbs up
746
00:22:57,866 --> 00:22:59,391
and if you haven't already make sure
747
00:22:59,391 --> 00:23:00,731
that you subscribe to my channel
748
00:23:00,731 --> 00:23:03,521
and press on that bell, and you know when I next do a video
749
00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:05,151
and ill see you beautiful little raindrops
750
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,631
in the next video
751
00:23:06,631 --> 00:23:07,351
TADAAA
752
00:23:07,351 --> 00:23:18,301
plucky outro music