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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats your fault!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.01,0:00:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting crap all day from the managers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.16,0:00:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.76,0:00:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like fire alarms, everything they do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.68,0:00:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.42,0:00:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God this place has been broken into
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.56,0:00:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was grim! This bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.62,0:00:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is on her own in a haunted warehouse
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.26,0:00:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toxic as all shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.68,0:00:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Intro music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.68,0:00:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.51,0:00:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.43,0:00:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.14,0:00:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How this ring light is working? I don’t
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.20,0:00:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even know because my niece, she
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.87,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well have yeated it across the room
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.56,0:00:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sent it away
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.36,0:00:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for seven working days.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.46,0:00:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Catipulted into the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.62,0:00:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it’s still alive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.48,0:00:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.14,0:00:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what the lightning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.87,0:00:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.57,0:00:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in here, but I’ve got
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.23,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the curtains open at
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the moment
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.50,0:00:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.52,0:00:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the curtains and get some lighting in here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.89,0:00:47.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. So the lighting might change
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.19,0:00:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throughout the video. I have no idea no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.59,0:00:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,idea what to do, don’t know what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.66,0:00:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.57,0:00:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moments before I started filming I had
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.60,0:00:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a gulp of coughing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.55,0:00:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another reason I am still shocked that I
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.54,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,am still alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:00:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I literally
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.04,0:00:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take gulp of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.78,0:01:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coffee while I’m doing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.55,0:01:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my makeup. Dilly me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.56,0:01:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was about to sneeze but I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.55,0:01:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was mid-swallow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.73,0:01:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I panicked and tried
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to swallow. I still got coffee up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.72,0:01:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my nose!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.30,0:01:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s up and welcome to my channel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.02,0:01:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you’ve never been here before please
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.71,0:01:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure you subscribe right down there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.18,0:01:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And press on that bell so you know when
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.48,0:01:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I next do a video
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.72,0:01:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video is going to be so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.15,0:01:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hard to do. Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.48,0:01:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mates have been begging
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.88,0:01:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and dying for me to do this video
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.23,0:01:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was supposed to have a little audience
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.85,0:01:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here but they’ve not arrived yet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.41,0:01:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.66,0:01:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Effect runs across screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.94,0:01:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Retail. Working in retail.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.51,0:01:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This girl has had her fair share
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.18,0:01:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plenty of experience working in retail
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.67,0:01:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quick disclaimer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.09,0:01:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not a video to go and get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.57,0:01:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out at the managers nor the customers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.57,0:01:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is just about experiences that I have
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.62,0:01:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,endured while working in retail
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.92,0:01:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though they might not work there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.73,0:01:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore or shop there anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.34,0:01:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why do I feel so nervous to do this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.46,0:01:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:01:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was toxic as all shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.27,0:01:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working in retail in the UK
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.37,0:02:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before anyone starts to work in retail
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.84,0:02:03.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people forget to advise you about the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.54,0:02:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,following: customers have no filter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.22,0:02:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatsoever!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.31,0:02:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have no filter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.47,0:02:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nor common sense
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.96,0:02:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not a percent of decent humanity
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.94,0:02:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or compassion
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.95,0:02:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,managers think they rule the mini kingdom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.62,0:02:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got the shoplifters
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.90,0:02:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve got the karens
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.10,0:02:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve got all of them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.31,0:02:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the wise people that have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.83,0:02:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worked in retail in the past
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.05,0:02:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that have survived
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.12,0:02:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never share their experiences and wisdom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.68,0:02:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is going to be episode one because
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.74,0:02:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have got like eight notebooks of all
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.62,0:02:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the weird shit I have experienced working
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.93,0:02:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,multiple stores. I’m even considering
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.11,0:02:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writing a book but
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.80,0:02:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.90,0:02:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yet. We’re just going to dive right in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.85,0:02:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squeals and laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.44,0:02:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m going to kick off this video with one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.93,0:02:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the most funniest fucking situations
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.25,0:02:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so this was about the job that I recently
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.18,0:02:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left. My mates will even tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.13,0:02:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t use my brain, ever
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.39,0:02:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they’re shocked that I’m still alive
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.03,0:02:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is like one of the examples
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.40,0:02:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you watch like a horror movie and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.08,0:02:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your friend or your relative sits there
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.54,0:03:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next to you and goes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.46,0:03:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,”oh if that happened to me, if I got
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.03,0:03:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broken into, I would punch them in
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.27,0:03:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the face”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.95,0:03:05.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then when a sort of situation like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.82,0:03:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this happens to you, you turn
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.40,0:03:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a deer in the headlights
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.74,0:03:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to close down with one of
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.44,0:03:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the, two of the managers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.67,0:03:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he’s no longer in the store anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.36,0:03:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he no longer works for the company
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.84,0:03:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this was hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.58,0:03:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, I was closing up with this
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.16,0:03:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.10,0:03:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for some weird reason
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.44,0:03:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s me, muggin
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.48,0:03:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did the closing up and the cashing up with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.28,0:03:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the manager
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.06,0:03:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.11,0:03:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hated it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.85,0:03:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know when you’re just like for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.75,0:03:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God sakes I just want
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.78,0:03:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go home
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.39,0:03:34.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and especially when something goes wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.100,0:03:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when cashing out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.96,0:03:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there’s something missing in the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.32,0:03:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flow. You can’t go home until
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.98,0:03:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.77,0:03:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set itself properly and it just makes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.95,0:03:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want to cry
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.30,0:03:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just want to go home
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.64,0:03:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back to motherland
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.64,0:03:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting in meudi
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.97,0:03:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching Scream
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.11,0:03:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just recovering from the trauma that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.74,0:03:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went through that day
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.82,0:03:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were cashing up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.63,0:03:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything was going spiffingly well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.41,0:03:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor if you’re laughing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.82,0:03:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re going to hell
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.91,0:03:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me, muggins, end up having to cash up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.59,0:03:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost every single night of the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.99,0:04:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,week. To set the scene, we’re
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.35,0:04:02.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the office right everything’s going
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.89,0:04:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.17,0:04:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what would make life a
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.03,0:04:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot easier?”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.89,0:04:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know me, I want to get out as quick
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.27,0:04:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I can is it going to get us out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.55,0:04:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quicker? he gave me both out cards
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.97,0:04:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.52,0:04:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turning on the alarm system
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.72,0:04:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we can meet in the middle
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.30,0:04:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then exit the store
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.56,0:04:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilliant!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.69,0:04:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was a supermarket
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.88,0:04:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.44,0:04:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know dead people and ghosts
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.98,0:04:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like me got a lot of uh story times to
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.65,0:04:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell you about that one
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.66,0:04:28.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set back the scene, I clock uh…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.30,0:04:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s already eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.35,0:04:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you are in a supermarket
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.96,0:04:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the lights are really dim that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.75,0:04:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.93,0:04:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place was haunted as all are
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.82,0:04:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we knew there was going to be a delivery
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.78,0:04:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coming in but normally a delivery guy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.44,0:04:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would unlock the door from the outside
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.02,0:04:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,himself, in the delivery, and leave
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.74,0:04:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in, late in the evening, right about
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.58,0:04:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tenish to elevenish
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.73,0:04:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well more like canter down the aisles
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.85,0:04:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get to the back room because
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.72,0:04:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was too fucking scared to walk
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.24,0:04:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around in the shop floor
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.28,0:04:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s haunted as all ass
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.42,0:04:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.94,0:04:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so picture this, when you’re clocking
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.28,0:04:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in and clocking out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.36,0:05:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re on a system against the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.63,0:05:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.96,0:05:04.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door and the door where the deliveries
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.85,0:05:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.05,0:05:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normally the delivery man never got there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.96,0:05:10.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until way after that we left
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.67,0:05:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he forgot to give the shop the memo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.42,0:05:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to say that he was coming a little earlIer
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.92,0:05:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn’t give us a tip
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.65,0:05:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nay nay
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.41,0:05:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gosh shit like this has to happen to me
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.30,0:05:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I’m clocking us out facing the back
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.48,0:05:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.50,0:05:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.46,0:05:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La-df-da ing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.89,0:05:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going as quick as I can and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.07,0:05:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.67,0:05:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you’re in that sort of situation
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.66,0:05:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re in an eerie large store that’s
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.69,0:05:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very dark
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.61,0:05:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.26,0:05:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already a millisecond thinking “okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.91,0:05:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ghost has thrown a box”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.17,0:05:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happened quite often in this store
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.08,0:05:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear the back door boom open
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.89,0:05:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember when I said to you if you was
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.85,0:05:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a horror movie and some broke into
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.57,0:05:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your house like a crazy murderer broke
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.67,0:05:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into your house what would you do
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.07,0:05:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.58,0:05:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.82,0:05:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.78,0:05:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throw it in their face”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.08,0:06:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.66,0:06:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.65,0:06:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was triple the size at this time, so this
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.49,0:06:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch couldn’t run fast enough
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.05,0:06:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.64,0:06:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even a half a milliseconds I’m
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.33,0:06:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking oh my god this place has been
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.72,0:06:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broken into
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.49,0:06:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this bitch is on her own in the haunted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.84,0:06:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warehouse, doors wide open, someone
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.88,0:06:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will break in and murder me
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.12,0:06:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a million ideas and a million scenarios
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.17,0:06:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were flying through my head
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.88,0:06:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come to the part of the self-defense
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mechanis my back is planted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.21,0:06:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against this system (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.01,0:06:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my first instinct was to put my hand
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.17,0:06:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind… oh my God… everyone thought
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.67,0:06:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this shit was so funny they watched
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.05,0:06:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the footage from the CC TV footage
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.56,0:06:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over and over again cause they thought
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.95,0:06:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was hilarious not funny
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.42,0:06:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.64,0:06:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he’d opened the door
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.02,0:06:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gone behind the door to get the brick to
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.44,0:06:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep the door open
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.46,0:06:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.56,0:06:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against this system my hands are like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.88,0:06:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this like trying to find something to lob
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.92,0:06:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and launch at this person
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.32,0:06:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i find something in my hand but at the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.50,0:06:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same time when this situation happens
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.88,0:07:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you you don’t think
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.41,0:07:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was it a hammer? No
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.67,0:07:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without even half a split second
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.06,0:07:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quarter of a fraction inch of a second
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.23,0:07:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought this must be the delivery guy
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.04,0:07:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, I thought I was gonna get murdered
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.81,0:07:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.73,0:07:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warehouse (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.57,0:07:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is one golden Chloe moment
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.100,0:07:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just one of the reasons that
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.08,0:07:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not survive if I had
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.65,0:07:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a murderer encountment
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.66,0:07:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing in my hand that I yeeted across
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.28,0:07:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the warehouse (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.65,0:07:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.08,0:07:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let that sink in let that sink in
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.41,0:07:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t talk about this often because
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.43,0:07:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it makes me feel so silly
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.98,0:07:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my eyes were facing the floor
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.80,0:07:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not a good position to be before
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.34,0:07:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running away from some sort of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.73,0:07:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mass murderer but alas it was not
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.80,0:07:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mass murderer nor a burglar
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.45,0:07:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was the delivery man it was the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.70,0:07:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,delivery man a very confused
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.59,0:07:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very offended (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.76,0:07:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scared delivery man he just
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.39,0:07:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boomed out “oi calm down love!”
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.94,0:07:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the roll of sellotape was right at his
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.64,0:08:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feet I literally end up knees down
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.16,0:08:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the floor with relief
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.56,0:08:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why didn’t you knock why didn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.33,0:08:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tell the manager that you were coming
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.12,0:08:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.12,0:08:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waltz back to the office
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.50,0:08:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve got a very confused manager
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.05,0:08:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going “where have you been?”
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.29,0:08:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when he found out how I reacted to
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.31,0:08:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this situation of my near death experience
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.69,0:08:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought it was A star fucking hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.20,0:08:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I was off for a couple of days after
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.87,0:08:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that after that embarrassing encounter I
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.69,0:08:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come back and we close up together again
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.92,0:08:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.12,0:08:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.28,0:08:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was to watch that?”
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.92,0:08:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only me and the manager saw that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.66,0:08:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage, a large amount of people saw that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.70,0:08:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage I felt more of an idiot than I
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.90,0:08:40.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already do I’m not gonna lie it was
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.42,0:08:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hilariously funny but at the time there
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.11,0:08:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.01,0:08:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shoplifting, burglaries around the area
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.08,0:08:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at that time I was like a little bit on
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.10,0:08:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,edge I was at the ready tape in hand
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.00,0:08:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the ready I never thought my eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.80,0:08:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could go as wide as they did
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.50,0:08:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.78,0:08:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least like 80 times my eyes were like
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.92,0:08:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this (gestures large circles with hands)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.87,0:09:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you roll of tape
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.02,0:09:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not gonna lie that was not funny
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.11,0:09:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.13,0:09:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hilarious and slightly worrying because if
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.47,0:09:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything like that happened to me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.22,0:09:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would be in hot poo poo
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.85,0:09:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God I mean it could have been anything
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.88,0:09:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could have been a stapler it could have
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.94,0:09:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been anything no I had to get a bloody
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.83,0:09:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,role of tape as if that bitch was
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.66,0:09:21.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna save my life but a little bit after
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.67,0:09:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I kind of decided not to do the
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.90,0:09:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.89,0:09:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put me off, it was the ghosts actually
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.21,0:09:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is another story that just literally
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.58,0:09:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Popped into my head so this is when
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.88,0:09:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.37,0:09:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back when I was like part-time modeling
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.29,0:09:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was in college at the time
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.70,0:09:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I was there for quite a while
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.96,0:09:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s all I remember
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.11,0:09:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember a lot of the experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.48,0:09:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but one of these experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.22,0:09:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was pretty grim you know when these
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.73,0:09:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,retail companies they say how much they
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.08,0:09:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,respect and look after their employees
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.57,0:09:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.75,0:09:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spark’s to be honest with you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.13,0:09:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.30,0:09:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit set the scene think of like an
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.90,0:10:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abandoned swimming changing room
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.94,0:10:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.34,0:10:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would do the early morning shift
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.39,0:10:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the stacking up in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.97,0:10:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the employee bathroom it was grim
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.14,0:10:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mate walking through the back of the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.44,0:10:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building early in the morning was grim
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.58,0:10:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you had this girl that used to go partying
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.04,0:10:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in that same area she’d go into the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.85,0:10:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.03,0:10:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,room have a quick Power Nap
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.52,0:10:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.37,0:10:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and could like that she’d come back to
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.17,0:10:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life within minutes not anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.83,0:10:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walking through this echoey eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.13,0:10:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alleyway you’ve still got people passed
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.33,0:10:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out on the ground from the clubs
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.10,0:10:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across the street you’ve got the crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.02,0:10:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guy asking you money for drugs
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.53,0:10:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine that think of Harry Potter the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.12,0:10:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Order of the Phoenix how eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.72,0:10:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that alleyway was when the Dementor
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.26,0:10:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through that was the kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.00,0:10:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alleyway a Dementor would definitely
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.81,0:10:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of fucking flown in there scared the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.55,0:10:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crap out of ya during the day fine
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.07,0:10:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in the night early in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.80,0:10:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.89,0:10:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would literally poo myself like run you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.68,0:10:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know those moments when you’re a kid
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.40,0:11:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m lying there I still do it to this day
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.28,0:11:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you turn the light off you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.85,0:11:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,marching half way up the stairs
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.36,0:11:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re like I can do this I can do this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.63,0:11:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you feel like there’s some sort of
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.13,0:11:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slender man behind you you fucking canter
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.84,0:11:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up the stairs that kind of feeling that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.80,0:11:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you when you were setting your ass down
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.38,0:11:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.29,0:11:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the money was good everyone there was cool
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.46,0:11:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we had I had some good time working in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.26,0:11:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there anyway leaving the scene of the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.22,0:11:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dementor alleyway you went to this door
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.36,0:11:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you would lock yourself in from the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.25,0:11:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back of the door not in the office
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.93,0:11:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like during that feeling when you’re
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.37,0:11:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running up the stairs thinking there’s
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.57,0:11:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some sort of boogeyman behind you you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.46,0:11:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start to punch in the numbers like a
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.27,0:11:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freaking idiot you run up these very high
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.34,0:11:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.90,0:11:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every freaking morning I think I’ve still
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.92,0:11:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got scars on my knees cause of that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.03,0:11:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,desperate to go for a wee because this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.77,0:11:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.17,0:11:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bus on the way there yeah this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.86,0:11:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building was haunted as well waltz to the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.13,0:11:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.50,0:11:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ceiling I shit you not there was some
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.46,0:12:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girls that had to go in together because
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.47,0:12:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they were too scared to go in it was
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.23,0:12:05.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prison vibes the store was lovely but the
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.41,0:12:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back well I run to the toilet sitting down
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.32,0:12:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holding me leg up high because oh yes
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.36,0:12:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.57,0:12:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in prison now there was no lock
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.87,0:12:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the door so my leg is out high
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.95,0:12:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my leg is right out there keeping the
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.82,0:12:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door shut while trying to pee at the same
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.82,0:12:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time it was very hard to concentrate
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.24,0:12:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.37,0:12:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this the employee doesn’t even think
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.07,0:12:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the door just swings open lo and behold
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.83,0:12:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see me naked from waist down
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.09,0:12:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) swiping position
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.49,0:12:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my God I felt so sorry for her
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.71,0:12:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause she was an older lady and I
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.69,0:12:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was mortified for her, I should have been
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.49,0:12:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pissed off because she should have
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.87,0:12:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.49,0:12:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,years now, I’ve been here for two decades
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.34,0:12:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, maybe I should knock the pissing
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.05,0:12:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door nay nay course not it’s my life
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.52,0:12:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.48,0:12:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me naked from waist down I’m now
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.81,0:12:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking at her (laughs) with my
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.66,0:13:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(inaudible) there are times people
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.00,0:13:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have seen me in the worst of times that
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.88,0:13:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a moment beyond that she can see
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.47,0:13:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.03,0:13:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,longer here I’m joking funny enough
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.78,0:13:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she was just stranding there shocked
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.31,0:13:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.64,0:13:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exposed pull my leggings up and
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.50,0:13:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.91,0:13:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there’s a bit of mold there at least
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.35,0:13:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone saw my hoo haw
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.52,0:13:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.12,0:13:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.21,0:13:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God just so happy it was her who saw my
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.47,0:13:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.19,0:13:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just remembered working in that store
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.32,0:13:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was just one of those moments
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.22,0:13:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the first customer I had
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.19,0:13:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was rude as all ass
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.02,0:13:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is when I was on the till
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.30,0:13:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Had to cover for the clothing department
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.50,0:13:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aaaah I feel dirty remembering it {\i1}HLEGH{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.40,0:13:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first customer of the morning, it was 7 am
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.90,0:13:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stores like that, like markses and stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.88,0:13:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opened a lot earlier
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.31,0:13:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during christmas time. first customer of the day
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.20,0:13:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was an an absolute ogre
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.85,0:13:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was lovely, plesant, very very rude
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.80,0:14:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He waltzes up to me, doesnt pass me these trousers he wanted to return
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.23,0:14:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oooh nay nay, course not, first customer of the day!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.37,0:14:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seven AM, flashes the bag in my face
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.27,0:14:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good morning how can I help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.36,0:14:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so youre returning this, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.85,0:14:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}deep evil voice{\i0} Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.54,0:14:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if hes asking me who the fuck im talking to
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.52,0:14:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have the best retail face, I can smile for miles
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.64,0:14:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this guy, hes not going to take the contents out of the bag
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.98,0:14:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he wants me to do it, me, muggy
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.32,0:14:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as im halfway, pulling the contents out the bag
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.64,0:14:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smell a stench, old marajuana
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.95,0:14:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and uhm kitty pee
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.35,0:14:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know the smell of kitty pee
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.68,0:14:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im holding the back of my checks, im thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.88,0:14:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that smell, I cant handle it
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.60,0:14:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had [indistinct] horses for years
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.53,0:14:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 a day at some times, they all came back in a day
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.97,0:14:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cleam up baby bums
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.30,0:14:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this smell... I bet a dead body was wearing it
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.88,0:14:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pulled it out of a forensic scene
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.79,0:14:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tried to return the bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.35,0:14:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working in retail youd be shocked what people try to return
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.12,0:14:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trust me. I push the buzzer underneath my till
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.58,0:15:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I know that this isnt going to go spiffingly well
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.40,0:15:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of the managers at that store, as grim as the place was
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.45,0:15:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the managers were amazing
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.24,0:15:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Had our backs, I didnt even need to explain to her
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.14,0:15:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause she could smell it
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.41,0:15:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just trying to get it out of her throat
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.98,0:15:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thats how strong the stench was
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.83,0:15:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All i remember was a MMMaaassive back and forth
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.44,0:15:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he doesnt walk away with credit, doesnt walk away with a refund
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.70,0:15:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just leaves the pants, pants like trousers
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.13,0:15:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll get to that one in a minute
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.97,0:15:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're standing there looking at this set of pants and
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.22,0:15:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,im lookin at it like girl what do we do with these
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.38,0:15:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walk down the road and incenerate them?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.50,0:15:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put em out of their mysery
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.58,0:15:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cant remember if it was called a return box or a debit box
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.76,0:15:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in these "debit boxes"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.58,0:15:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the shit you find in there
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.21,0:15:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will make you lose faith in human beings
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.67,0:15:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only we saw a pee stain on it, on the back of the trouser leg
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.03,0:15:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was a poo stain, definetly cat poo
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.90,0:15:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was in the return box for months
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.10,0:15:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that smell, never went
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.82,0:16:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone at the store room just sort of tried to avoid it
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.20,0:16:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the plague
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.35,0:16:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another one is when people come from another planet
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.81,0:16:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is a small amount of people that think you can return used underpants
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.68,0:16:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kid you not, in the recent store I worked at
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.56,0:16:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we would not return underwear at all
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.34,0:16:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we sold underwear but we would not return it at all
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.11,0:16:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes sense right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.31,0:16:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this woman... thiiiiis womannnn..
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.57,0:16:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is very self absorbant, self rightous
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.07,0:16:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,woman waltzes to my till
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.15,0:16:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has to be my station doesnt it, thats where shit goes wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.14,0:16:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,passes the box of mens pants in my face
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.14,0:16:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just waves it in my face, not like hey can I return something
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.82,0:16:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is why retail workers are such misrable bastards
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.53,0:16:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she waves this box of underpants in my face
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.20,0:16:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at first I thought, cause of these werd experiences ive had
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.69,0:16:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they were unopened
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.74,0:16:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its on the recept somewhere I think
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.60,0:16:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its in very fine print, but you can still read it
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.58,0:16:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its still very very easy to read
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.95,0:16:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shes trying to return them
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.29,0:16:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and i try to explain to her four times, I cant take these back
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.88,0:17:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we cant exchange or refund these
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.61,0:17:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're really sory, but unfortunately due to our policy
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.90,0:17:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we cannot return or exchange underwear
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.86,0:17:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very nicely, I was famous for being the most bubbly person on the till
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.09,0:17:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the managers didnt like that
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.47,0:17:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably on the next epsiodes but anyways
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.12,0:17:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This woman is now getting so angry with me
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.31,0:17:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call one of my managers that was lovely
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.75,0:17:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call em over cause im like.. girl
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.92,0:17:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need your help ASAP I cant get rid of this bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.90,0:17:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she comes to my rescue, she explains to her
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.98,0:17:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shes really nice and polite back with her
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.88,0:17:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought ok shes gonna exit the building
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.22,0:17:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she wants to do a last minute performance
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.02,0:17:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comes back up to me like its my fault
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.22,0:17:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its YOUR fault you bought pants that are the wrong size
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.28,0:17:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if youre a store assistant or a checkout chick
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.100,0:17:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its YOUR fault
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.20,0:17:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she then tells me she wants to sue the company
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.04,0:17:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she wants to sue the company for this policy
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.53,0:17:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we cant exchange or return underwear
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.10,0:17:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said babe, coulda been anything, a bottle of ketchup
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.04,0:17:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you coulda got a bloody mug, box of matches
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.37,0:17:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nah it had to be underwear
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.98,0:18:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was having a very long day already
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.49,0:18:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing all that crap all day, bugging the managers
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.18,0:18:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laugh{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.64,0:18:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then shes threatening to sue me!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.10,0:18:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like its my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.38,0:18:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but nonononono when the manager explained to her
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.44,0:18:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the tills and the policies she was absolutely fine
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.87,0:18:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then she turned to me like she wanted to murder me
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.29,0:18:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sue my fat ass
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.67,0:18:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please read the recept for the policy
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.30,0:18:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,99.9% of companies in the UK do not exchange or return underwear
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.36,0:18:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you might have a rough idea why
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.16,0:18:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have this story an old manager told me
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.23,0:18:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the store I've just come from
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.82,0:18:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me the story
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.85,0:18:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he's no longer there
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.93,0:18:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually asked him what is the most
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.63,0:18:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like weirdest return situation they had
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.53,0:18:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was actually
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.65,0:18:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a SNEAKY cleaver bastard
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.73,0:18:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would buy perfumes
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.73,0:18:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,open up the package, take the perfumes
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.17,0:18:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just replace the weight with
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.04,0:18:48.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with like sand or anything weighted
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.51,0:18:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put it back in the box and seal it
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.11,0:18:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like he'd seal it
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.24,0:18:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apparently this women cost the company
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.30,0:18:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of money
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.71,0:18:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turning the perfume, like
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.100,0:18:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting the currency value back for it
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.80,0:18:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waltzing out the store
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.52,0:19:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nice perfume to go home to
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.29,0:19:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she can go home
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.27,0:19:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and enjoy the hard earned cash
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.96,0:19:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and enjoy spritzing until her heart
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.04,0:19:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,earns content
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.92,0:19:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that was hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.34,0:19:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GENIOUS
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.18,0:19:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the next story is
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.32,0:19:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we got forced to work
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.53,0:19:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while the store next door to us
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.44,0:19:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was on FIRE.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.72,0:19:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like fire alarms everything
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.60,0:19:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the needed a fire extinguisher
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.22,0:19:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of fire, till the fire brigade came down
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.77,0:19:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were still told
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.80,0:19:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to scan as usual
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.24,0:19:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I was making this up
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.42,0:19:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is like my therapist
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.58,0:19:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Set the scene
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.67,0:19:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scanning the lobby
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.78,0:19:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the checkout
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.85,0:19:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEEP BEEP BEEP
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.07,0:19:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,honestly I still hear the beeping
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.63,0:19:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like that in my head
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.79,0:19:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trama triggered HAHAH
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.63,0:19:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set the scene
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.69,0:19:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normal day as usual
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.59,0:19:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the store is a nightmare
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.71,0:19:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was always very busy and a nightmare
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.37,0:19:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one customer comes to me
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.90,0:19:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,casually going through his things
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.50,0:19:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"did you hear that there's a fire
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.02,0:19:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next door"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.77,0:19:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like looking around like
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.63,0:19:50.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know me my anxiety hits the roof
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.94,0:19:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an employee next door
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.28,0:19:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had a cheeky
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.33,0:19:55.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ummmmm
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.05,0:19:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cigarette. don't know the full story
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.10,0:19:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of how she got caught
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.14,0:20:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it rolled under a pallet of
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.12,0:20:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very flammable things
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.64,0:20:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the stock room got engulfed in flames
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.84,0:20:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some of the store caught fire
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.97,0:20:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a manager from the shop next door
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.08,0:20:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is flying to my till
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.86,0:20:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she knows I've got
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.14,0:20:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the calling out thingy
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.24,0:20:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a couple of stores ive worked
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.28,0:20:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was one of those ladies that goes
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.14,0:20:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"clean up on isle 6 please"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.60,0:20:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Vomit on isle 2"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.14,0:20:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was one of those
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.24,0:20:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She comes to me and goes
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.48,0:20:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you call a manager over
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.76,0:20:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need a fire extinguisher
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.04,0:20:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why the store doesn't have
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.52,0:20:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fire extinguisher, they are making
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.24,0:20:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a ton of money every five seconds
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.100,0:20:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,employees are underpaid
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.45,0:20:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but alas they don't have a
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.51,0:20:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fire extinguisher to save their lives
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.80,0:20:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my head sounds to my manager
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.65,0:20:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"this is code red,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.76,0:20:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need a fire extinguisher"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.99,0:20:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I call to my manager
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.41,0:20:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she RUUNS to the isle
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.80,0:20:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like she's looking at me like ive done
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.54,0:20:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something wrong. and there's always like
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.07,0:20:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(In evil voice) what have you done
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.40,0:20:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wait for a second girl
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.59,0:20:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me explain
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.69,0:20:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she runs get the fire extinguisher
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.23,0:20:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that manager next door
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.71,0:20:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,runs to extinguish something
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.16,0:20:55.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so im feeling a little bit nervous
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.39,0:20:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look at my manager
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.58,0:20:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Girl what's going on,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.32,0:20:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm feeling nervous now"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.86,0:21:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like matter of factly goes
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.96,0:21:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"oh the store next door is on fire"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.66,0:21:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"SIT"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.40,0:21:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,run through the fire call
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.46,0:21:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.14,0:21:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turns out the store next door
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.82,0:21:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was on fire
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.07,0:21:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.85,0:21:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like so chill, we were told
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.99,0:21:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to proceed as normal
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.98,0:21:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even though next door was engulfed flames
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.35,0:21:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fire engine arrives
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.36,0:21:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,customers are coming going
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.05,0:21:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"why are you outside"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.08,0:21:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while they are shopping
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.28,0:21:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is an example that
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.56,0:21:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,customers have NO filter
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.02,0:21:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nor make sense
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.11,0:21:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why are you shopping there
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.35,0:21:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if the building next door
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.92,0:21:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is engulfed in flames
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.70,0:21:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,burning, London's burning
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.40,0:21:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the store next door is burning
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.52,0:21:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why are you shopping
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.73,0:21:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my anxiety, was up the roof
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.58,0:21:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I was smiling
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.85,0:21:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"would you like a bag with that"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.38,0:21:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it felt like
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.10,0:21:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know like the Titanic
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.39,0:21:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the boat is SINKING
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.20,0:21:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't DIEEE
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.15,0:21:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first class people were being evacuated
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.72,0:21:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by boats
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.60,0:21:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the workers and the peasants had to
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.26,0:21:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stay behind and DIE
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.17,0:21:53.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAHAHAH
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.37,0:21:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how it felt
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.67,0:21:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire engines outside
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.78,0:21:57.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was a lot of flammables
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.07,0:21:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apparently in the back of the building
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.11,0:21:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next door, they could have exploded
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.55,0:22:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pallet with lots and lots
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.08,0:22:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of flammable wire
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.27,0:22:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could have gone BOOM
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.42,0:22:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we DIE
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.13,0:22:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nah nah nah
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.26,0:22:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were just told to work
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.18,0:22:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as per usual
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.97,0:22:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.85,0:22:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,true story
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.72,0:22:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my dad didn't believe me
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.72,0:22:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no no
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.38,0:22:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the workplace should be
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.34,0:22:12.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taking the employees outside
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.69,0:22:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you know they don't die
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.12,0:22:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GAHAHA so theres no deaths in the building
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.14,0:22:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you know its okay
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.98,0:22:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are probably like you know
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.26,0:22:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inhaling fumes
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.74,0:22:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no as long as we are making
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.30,0:22:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,money for the greedy company
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.07,0:22:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its absolutely totally fine
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.93,0:22:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dandy as rain.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.06,0:22:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the building probably burnt down
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.80,0:22:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at one point but people weren't allowed
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.34,0:22:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.04,0:22:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's probably why there was ghosts
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.34,0:22:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in thereeee
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.14,0:22:35.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes that place was very haunted
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.17,0:22:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but im going to wait until the next video
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.31,0:22:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and talk about it
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.68,0:22:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buckle up for the next episode
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.59,0:22:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the next episode
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.85,0:22:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is going to be very juicy
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.58,0:22:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one was just a taster
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.22,0:22:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I avoid any retail place nowadays
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.58,0:22:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the plague
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.47,0:22:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know like when someone
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.56,0:22:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comes from the army
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.48,0:22:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they kind of like
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.43,0:22:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,avoid guns, bombs
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.36,0:22:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that kind of thing
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.48,0:22:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah that's how I feel
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.59,0:22:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about going to retail
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.70,0:22:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you enjoyed this
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.78,0:22:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give me that thumbs up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.87,0:22:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you haven't already make sure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.39,0:23:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you subscribe to my channel
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.73,0:23:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and press on that bell, and you know when I next do a video
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.52,0:23:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ill see you beautiful little raindrops
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.15,0:23:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the next video
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.63,0:23:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TADAAA
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.35,0:23:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}plucky outro music{\i0}