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Thats your fault!!
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getting crap all day from the managers
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(laughs)
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Like fire alarms, everything they do
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Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
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Oh my God this place has been broken into
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It was grim! This bitch
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is on her own in a haunted warehouse
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Toxic as all shit!
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(Intro music playing)
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(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
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(Laughter)
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Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
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How this ring light is working? I don’t
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even know because my niece, she
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tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
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well have yeated it across the room
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Sent it away
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for seven working days.
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Catipulted into the wall
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and it’s still alive
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I don't know
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what the lightning
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is like
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in here, but I’ve got
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the curtains open at
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the moment
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I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
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the curtains and get some lighting in here
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I don’t know. So the lighting might change
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throughout the video. I have no idea no
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idea what to do, don’t know what to do
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I can do it
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moments before I started filming I had
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a gulp of coughing
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another reason I am still shocked that I
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am still alive.
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I literally
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take gulp of
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coffee while I’m doing
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my makeup. Dilly me!
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I was about to sneeze but I
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was mid-swallow
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So I panicked and tried
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to swallow. I still got coffee up
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my nose!
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What’s up and welcome to my channel
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If you’ve never been here before please
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make sure you subscribe right down there
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And press on that bell so you know when
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I next do a video
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This video is going to be so
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hard to do. Oh my God!
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My mates have been begging
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and dying for me to do this video
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I was supposed to have a little audience
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here but they’ve not arrived yet
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Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
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(Effect runs across screen)
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Retail. Working in retail.
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This girl has had her fair share
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plenty of experience working in retail
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quick disclaimer
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this is not a video to go and get
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out at the managers nor the customers
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this is just about experiences that I have
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endured while working in retail
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though they might not work there
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anymore or shop there anymore
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why do I feel so nervous to do this
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I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
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that was toxic as all shit
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working in retail in the UK
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before anyone starts to work in retail
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people forget to advise you about the
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following: customers have no filter.
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whatsoever!
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they have no filter
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nor common sense
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not a percent of decent humanity
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or compassion
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managers think they rule the mini kingdom
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we got the shoplifters
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we’ve got the karens
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we’ve got all of them
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the wise people that have
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worked in retail in the past
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that have survived
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never share their experiences and wisdom
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this is going to be episode one because
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I have got like eight notebooks of all
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the weird shit I have experienced working
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multiple stores. I’m even considering
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writing a book but
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this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
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yet. We’re just going to dive right in
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(squeals and laughs)
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I’m going to kick off this video with one
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of the most funniest fucking situations
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so this was about the job that I recently
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left. My mates will even tell you
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I don’t use my brain, ever
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they’re shocked that I’m still alive
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this is like one of the examples
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when you watch like a horror movie and
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your friend or your relative sits there
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next to you and goes
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”oh if that happened to me, if I got
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broken into, I would punch them in
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the face”
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and then when a sort of situation like
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this happens to you, you turn
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like a deer in the headlights
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I had to close down with one of
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the, two of the managers
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he’s no longer in the store anymore
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he no longer works for the company
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this was hilarious
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so, I was closing up with this
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manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
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for some weird reason
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It’s me, muggin
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did the closing up and the cashing up with
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the manager
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99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
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I hated it
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you know when you’re just like for
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God sakes I just want
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to go home
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and especially when something goes wrong
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when cashing out
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there’s something missing in the
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Flow. You can’t go home until
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it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
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set itself properly and it just makes
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you want to cry
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you just want to go home
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back to motherland
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sitting in meudi
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Watching Scream
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Just recovering from the trauma that
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I went through that day
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we were cashing up
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everything was going spiffingly well.
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Taylor if you’re laughing
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you’re going to hell
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me, muggins, end up having to cash up
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almost every single night of the
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week. To set the scene, we’re
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in the office right everything’s going
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spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
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know what would make life a
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lot easier?”
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You know me, I want to get out as quick
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as I can is it going to get us out
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quicker? he gave me both out cards
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and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
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turning on the alarm system
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and then we can meet in the middle
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and then exit the store
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Brilliant!
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So this was a supermarket
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Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
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you know dead people and ghosts
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like me got a lot of uh story times to
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tell you about that one
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set back the scene, I clock uh…
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it’s already eerie
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when you are in a supermarket
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and the lights are really dim that
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it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
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this place was haunted as all are
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we knew there was going to be a delivery
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coming in but normally a delivery guy
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would unlock the door from the outside
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himself, in the delivery, and leave
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in, late in the evening, right about
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tenish to elevenish
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well more like canter down the aisles
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to get to the back room because
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I was too fucking scared to walk
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around in the shop floor
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that’s haunted as all ass
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eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
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so picture this, when you’re clocking
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in and clocking out
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you’re on a system against the wall
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so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
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door and the door where the deliveries
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come through (laughs)
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normally the delivery man never got there
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until way after that we left
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he forgot to give the shop the memo
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to say that he was coming a little earlIer
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didn’t give us a tip
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nay nay
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gosh shit like this has to happen to me
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so I’m clocking us out facing the back
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wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
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um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
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La-df-da ing
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going as quick as I can and
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then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
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when you’re in that sort of situation
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you’re in an eerie large store that’s
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very dark
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and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
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already a millisecond thinking “okay,
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the ghost has thrown a box”
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happened quite often in this store
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I hear the back door boom open
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remember when I said to you if you was
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in a horror movie and some broke into
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your house like a crazy murderer broke
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into your house what would you do
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you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
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hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
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sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
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throw it in their face”
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“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
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no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
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I was triple the size at this time, so this
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bitch couldn’t run fast enough
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(laughs)
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not even a half a milliseconds I’m
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thinking oh my god this place has been
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broken into
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this bitch is on her own in the haunted
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warehouse, doors wide open, someone
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will break in and murder me
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a million ideas and a million scenarios
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were flying through my head
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come to the part of the self-defense
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mechanis my back is planted
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against this system (laughs)
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my first instinct was to put my hand
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behind… oh my God… everyone thought
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this shit was so funny they watched
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the footage from the CC TV footage
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over and over again cause they thought
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it was hilarious not funny
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cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
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because he’d opened the door
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gone behind the door to get the brick to
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keep the door open
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this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
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against this system my hands are like
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this like trying to find something to lob
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and launch at this person
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i find something in my hand but at the
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same time when this situation happens
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to you you don’t think
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was it a hammer? No
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without even half a split second
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quarter of a fraction inch of a second
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thought this must be the delivery guy
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no, I thought I was gonna get murdered
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So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
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warehouse (laughs)
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this is one golden Chloe moment
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This is just one of the reasons that
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I would not survive if I had
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a murderer encountment
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thing in my hand that I yeeted across
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the warehouse (laughs)
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was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
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let that sink in let that sink in
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I don’t talk about this often because
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it makes me feel so silly
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my eyes were facing the floor
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not a good position to be before
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running away from some sort of
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mass murderer but alas it was not
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a mass murderer nor a burglar
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it was the delivery man it was the
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delivery man a very confused
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very offended (laughs)
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scared delivery man he just
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boomed out “oi calm down love!”
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the roll of sellotape was right at his
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feet I literally end up knees down
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to the floor with relief
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why didn’t you knock why didn’t
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you tell the manager that you were coming
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rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
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waltz back to the office
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I’ve got a very confused manager
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going “where have you been?”
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but when he found out how I reacted to
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this situation of my near death experience
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thought it was A star fucking hilarious
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so I was off for a couple of days after
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that after that embarrassing encounter I
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come back and we close up together again
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goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
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footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
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it was to watch that?”
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not only me and the manager saw that
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footage, a large amount of people saw that
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footage I felt more of an idiot than I
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already do I’m not gonna lie it was
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hilariously funny but at the time there
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was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
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shoplifting, burglaries around the area
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at that time I was like a little bit on
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edge I was at the ready tape in hand
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at the ready I never thought my eyes
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could go as wide as they did
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we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
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least like 80 times my eyes were like
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this (gestures large circles with hands)
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Fuck you roll of tape
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not gonna lie that was not funny
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it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
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hilarious and slightly worrying because if
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anything like that happened to me
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I would be in hot poo poo
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oh God I mean it could have been anything
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it could have been a stapler it could have
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been anything no I had to get a bloody
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role of tape as if that bitch was
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gonna save my life but a little bit after
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That I kind of decided not to do the
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Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
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put me off, it was the ghosts actually
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this is another story that just literally
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Popped into my head so this is when
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I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
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back when I was like part-time modeling
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because I was in college at the time
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I think I was there for quite a while
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that’s all I remember
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I remember a lot of the experiences
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but one of these experiences
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was pretty grim you know when these
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retail companies they say how much they
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respect and look after their employees
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umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
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Spark’s to be honest with you
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I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
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shit set the scene think of like an
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abandoned swimming changing room
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this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
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I would do the early morning shift
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like the stacking up in the morning
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the employee bathroom it was grim
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mate walking through the back of the
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building early in the morning was grim
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you had this girl that used to go partying
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in that same area she’d go into the
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changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
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room have a quick Power Nap
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this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
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and could like that she’d come back to
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life within minutes not anymore
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walking through this echoey eerie
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alleyway you’ve still got people passed
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out on the ground from the clubs
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across the street you’ve got the crazy
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guy asking you money for drugs
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imagine that think of Harry Potter the
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Order of the Phoenix how eerie
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that alleyway was when the Dementor
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come through that was the kind of
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alleyway a Dementor would definitely
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of fucking flown in there scared the
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crap out of ya during the day fine
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but in the night early in the morning
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I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
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I would literally poo myself like run you
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know those moments when you’re a kid
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I’m lying there I still do it to this day
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when you turn the light off you
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marching half way up the stairs
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you’re like I can do this I can do this
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then you feel like there’s some sort of
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slender man behind you you fucking canter
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up the stairs that kind of feeling that
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you when you were setting your ass down
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this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
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the money was good everyone there was cool
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we had I had some good time working in
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there anyway leaving the scene of the
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Dementor alleyway you went to this door
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that you would lock yourself in from the
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back of the door not in the office
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like during that feeling when you’re
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running up the stairs thinking there’s
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some sort of boogeyman behind you you
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start to punch in the numbers like a
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freaking idiot you run up these very high
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set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
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every freaking morning I think I’ve still
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got scars on my knees cause of that
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desperate to go for a wee because this
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girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
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The bus on the way there yeah this
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building was haunted as well waltz to the
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toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
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ceiling I shit you not there was some
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girls that had to go in together because
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they were too scared to go in it was
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prison vibes the store was lovely but the
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back well I run to the toilet sitting down
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holding me leg up high because oh yes
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it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
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in prison now there was no lock
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on the door so my leg is out high
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my leg is right out there keeping the
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door shut while trying to pee at the same
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time it was very hard to concentrate
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I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
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this the employee doesn’t even think
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the door just swings open lo and behold
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you see me naked from waist down
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(laughing) swiping position
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oh my God I felt so sorry for her
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cause she was an older lady and I
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was mortified for her, I should have been
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pissed off because she should have
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thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
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years now, I’ve been here for two decades
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now, maybe I should knock the pissing
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door nay nay course not it’s my life
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isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
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me naked from waist down I’m now
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looking at her (laughs) with my
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(inaudible) there are times people
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have seen me in the worst of times that
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was a moment beyond that she can see
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my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
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longer here I’m joking funny enough
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she was just stranding there shocked
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not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
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exposed pull my leggings up and
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I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
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there’s a bit of mold there at least
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someone saw my hoo haw
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no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
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Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
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God just so happy it was her who saw my
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hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
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just remembered working in that store
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it was just one of those moments
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It was the first customer I had
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he was rude as all ass
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this is when I was on the till
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Had to cover for the clothing department
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aaaah I feel dirty remembering it HLEGH
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first customer of the morning, it was 7 am
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stores like that, like markses and stuff
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opened a lot earlier
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during christmas time. first customer of the day
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he was an an absolute ogre
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he was lovely, plesant, very very rude
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He waltzes up to me, doesnt pass me these trousers he wanted to return
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oooh nay nay, course not, first customer of the day!
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seven AM, flashes the bag in my face
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good morning how can I help you?
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so youre returning this, then?
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deep evil voice Yes
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as if hes asking me who the fuck im talking to
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I have the best retail face, I can smile for miles
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but this guy, hes not going to take the contents out of the bag
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he wants me to do it, me, muggy
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as soon as im halfway, pulling the contents out the bag
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I smell a stench, old marajuana
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and uhm kitty pee
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I know the smell of kitty pee
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Im holding the back of my checks, im thinking
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that smell, I cant handle it
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I had [indistinct] horses for years
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20 a day at some times, they all came back in a day
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cleam up baby bums
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but this smell... I bet a dead body was wearing it
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Pulled it out of a forensic scene
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and tried to return the bitch
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working in retail youd be shocked what people try to return
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trust me. I push the buzzer underneath my till
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cause I know that this isnt going to go spiffingly well
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all of the managers at that store, as grim as the place was
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the managers were amazing
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Had our backs, I didnt even need to explain to her
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cause she could smell it
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Just trying to get it out of her throat
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thats how strong the stench was
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All i remember was a MMMaaassive back and forth
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he doesnt walk away with credit, doesnt walk away with a refund
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just leaves the pants, pants like trousers
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we'll get to that one in a minute
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we're standing there looking at this set of pants and
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im lookin at it like girl what do we do with these
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walk down the road and incenerate them?
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Put em out of their mysery
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Cant remember if it was called a return box or a debit box
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in these "debit boxes"
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the shit you find in there
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will make you lose faith in human beings
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not only we saw a pee stain on it, on the back of the trouser leg
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there was a poo stain, definetly cat poo
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that was in the return box for months
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and that smell, never went
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everyone at the store room just sort of tried to avoid it
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like the plague
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another one is when people come from another planet
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there is a small amount of people that think you can return used underpants
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I kid you not, in the recent store I worked at
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we would not return underwear at all
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we sold underwear but we would not return it at all
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makes sense right?
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this woman... thiiiiis womannnn..
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is very self absorbant, self rightous
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woman waltzes to my till
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has to be my station doesnt it, thats where shit goes wrong
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passes the box of mens pants in my face
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just waves it in my face, not like hey can I return something
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this is why retail workers are such misrable bastards
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she waves this box of underpants in my face
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and at first I thought, cause of these werd experiences ive had
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that they were unopened
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Its on the recept somewhere I think
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its in very fine print, but you can still read it
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its still very very easy to read
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and shes trying to return them
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and i try to explain to her four times, I cant take these back
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we cant exchange or refund these
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we're really sory, but unfortunately due to our policy
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we cannot return or exchange underwear
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very nicely, I was famous for being the most bubbly person on the till
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the managers didnt like that
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probably on the next epsiodes but anyways
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This woman is now getting so angry with me
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I call one of my managers that was lovely
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I call em over cause im like.. girl
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I need your help ASAP I cant get rid of this bitch
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she comes to my rescue, she explains to her
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shes really nice and polite back with her
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I thought ok shes gonna exit the building
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she wants to do a last minute performance
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comes back up to me like its my fault
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its YOUR fault you bought pants that are the wrong size
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if youre a store assistant or a checkout chick
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its YOUR fault
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she then tells me she wants to sue the company
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she wants to sue the company for this policy
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that we cant exchange or return underwear
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I said babe, coulda been anything, a bottle of ketchup
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you coulda got a bloody mug, box of matches
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nah it had to be underwear
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and I was having a very long day already
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Doing all that crap all day, bugging the managers
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laugh
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then shes threatening to sue me!
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like its my fault!
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but nonononono when the manager explained to her
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about the tills and the policies she was absolutely fine
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but then she turned to me like she wanted to murder me
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and sue my fat ass
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please read the recept for the policy
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99.9% of companies in the UK do not exchange or return underwear
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you might have a rough idea why
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I have this story an old manager told me
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from the store I've just come from
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He told me the story
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but he's no longer there
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I actually asked him what is the most
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like weirdest return situation they had
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There was actually
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a SNEAKY cleaver bastard
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that would buy perfumes
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open up the package, take the perfumes
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and just replace the weight with
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with like sand or anything weighted
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put it back in the box and seal it
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like he'd seal it
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apparently this women cost the company
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a lot of money
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turning the perfume, like
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getting the currency value back for it
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waltzing out the store
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and nice perfume to go home to
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she can go home
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and enjoy the hard earned cash
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and enjoy spritzing until her heart
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earns content
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I thought that was hilarious
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GENIOUS
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the next story is
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that we got forced to work
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while the store next door to us
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was on FIRE.
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like fire alarms everything
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the needed a fire extinguisher
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kind of fire, till the fire brigade came down
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we were still told
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to scan as usual
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I wish I was making this up
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this is like my therapist
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Set the scene
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scanning the lobby
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in the checkout
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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honestly I still hear the beeping
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like that in my head
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Trama triggered HAHAH
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set the scene
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normal day as usual
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the store is a nightmare
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it was always very busy and a nightmare
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one customer comes to me
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casually going through his things
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"did you hear that there's a fire
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next door"
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I'm like looking around like
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you know me my anxiety hits the roof
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an employee next door
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had a cheeky
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ummmmm
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cigarette. don't know the full story
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of how she got caught
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it rolled under a pallet of
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very flammable things
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the stock room got engulfed in flames
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and some of the store caught fire
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a manager from the shop next door
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is flying to my till
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because she knows I've got
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the calling out thingy
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a couple of stores ive worked
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I was one of those ladies that goes
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"clean up on isle 6 please"
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"Vomit on isle 2"
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I was one of those
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She comes to me and goes
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can you call a manager over
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I need a fire extinguisher
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Why the store doesn't have
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a fire extinguisher, they are making
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a ton of money every five seconds
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employees are underpaid
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but alas they don't have a
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a fire extinguisher to save their lives
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my head sounds to my manager
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"this is code red,
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we need a fire extinguisher"
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so I call to my manager
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she RUUNS to the isle
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like she's looking at me like ive done
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something wrong. and there's always like
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(In evil voice) what have you done
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wait for a second girl
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let me explain
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she runs get the fire extinguisher
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that manager next door
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runs to extinguish something
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so im feeling a little bit nervous
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I look at my manager
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"Girl what's going on,
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I'm feeling nervous now"
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like matter of factly goes
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"oh the store next door is on fire"
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"SIT"
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run through the fire call
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NO.
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turns out the store next door
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was on fire
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Yep.
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like so chill, we were told
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to proceed as normal
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even though next door was engulfed flames
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fire engine arrives
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customers are coming going
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"why are you outside"
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while they are shopping
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this is an example that
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customers have NO filter
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nor make sense
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why are you shopping there
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if the building next door
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Is engulfed in flames
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burning, London's burning
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the store next door is burning
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why are you shopping
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my anxiety, was up the roof
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but I was smiling
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"would you like a bag with that"
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it felt like
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you know like the Titanic
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the boat is SINKING
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Don't DIEEE
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first class people were being evacuated
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by boats
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the workers and the peasants had to
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stay behind and DIE
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HAHAHAH
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That's how it felt
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Fire engines outside
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there was a lot of flammables
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apparently in the back of the building
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next door, they could have exploded
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pallet with lots and lots
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of flammable wire
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it could have gone BOOM
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we DIE
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nah nah nah
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we were just told to work
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as per usual
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WHAT.
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true story
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my dad didn't believe me
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no no no
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the workplace should be
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taking the employees outside
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so you know they don't die
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GAHAHA so theres no deaths in the building
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Oh you know its okay
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we are probably like you know
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inhaling fumes
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but no as long as we are making
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money for the greedy company
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its absolutely totally fine
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dandy as rain.
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the building probably burnt down
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at one point but people weren't allowed
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to leave.
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that's probably why there was ghosts
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in thereeee
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yes that place was very haunted
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but im going to wait until the next video
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and talk about it
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buckle up for the next episode
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because the next episode
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is going to be very juicy
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this one was just a taster
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I avoid any retail place nowadays
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like the plague
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you know like when someone
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comes from the army
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where they kind of like
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avoid guns, bombs
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that kind of thing
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yeah that's how I feel
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about going to retail
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in the next video
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TADAAA
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plucky outro music