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Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.61,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,”That’s your fault!” Getting crap all day
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the managers (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like fire alarms, everything they do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God this place has been broken into
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was grim! This bitch is on her own in a haunted warehouse
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toxic as shit!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Intro music playing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How this ring light is working? I don’t
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even know because my niece, she
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well have yeated it across the room
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sent it away for seven working days
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Catipulted into the wall and it’s still alive
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know what the lighting is like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in here, but I’ve got the curtains open at
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the moment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the curtains and get some lighting in here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. So the lighting might change
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throughout the video. I have no idea no
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,idea what to do, don’t know what to do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moments before I started filming I had
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a gulp of coughing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another reason I am still shocked that I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,am still alive. I literally take a gulp of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coffee while I’m doing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my makeup. Dilly me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was about to sneeze but I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was mid-swallow
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I panicked and tried
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to swallow. I still got coffee up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my nose!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s up and welcome to my channel
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you’ve never been here before please
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure you subscribe right down there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And press on that bell so you know when
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I next do a video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video is going to be so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hard to do. Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mates have been begging
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and dying for me to do this video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was supposed to have a little audience
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here but they’ve not arrived yet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God girl! This is so hard to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Effect runs across screen)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Retail. Working in retail.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This girl has had her fair share
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plenty of experience working in retail
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quick disclaimer
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not a video to go and get
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out at the managers nor the customers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is just about experiences that I have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,endured while working in retail
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though they might not work there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore or shop there anymore
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why do I feel so nervous to do this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was toxic as all shit
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working in retail in the UK
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before anyone starts to work in retail
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people forget to advise you about the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,following: customers have no filter.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatsoever!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have no filter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nor common sense
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not a percent of decent humanity
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or compassion
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,managers think they rule the mini kingdom
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got the shoplifters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve got the karens
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve got all of them
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the wise people that have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worked in retail in the past
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that have survived
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never share their experiences and wisdom
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is going to be episode one because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have got like eight notebooks of all
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the weird shit I have experienced working
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,multiple stores. I’m even considering
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writing a book but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yet. We’re just going to dive right in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squeals and laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m going to kick off this video with one
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the most funniest fucking situations
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so this was about the job that I recently
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left. My mates will even tell you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t use my brain, ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they’re shocked that I’m still alive
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is like one of the examples
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you watch like a horror movie and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your friend or your relative sits there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next to you and goes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,”oh if that happened to me, if I got
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broken into, I would punch them in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the face”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then when a sort of situation like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this happens to you, you turn
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a deer in the headlights
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to close down with one of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the, two of the managers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he’s no longer in the store anymore
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he no longer works for the company
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this was hilarious
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, I was closing up with this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for some weird reason
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s me, muggin
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did the closing up and the cashing up with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the manager
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hated it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know when you’re just like for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God sakes I just want
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go home
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and especially when something goes wrong
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when cashing out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there’s something missing in the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flow. You can’t go home until
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set itself properly and it just makes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want to cry
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just want to go home
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back to motherland
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting in meudi
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching Scream
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just recovering from the trauma that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went through that day
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were cashing up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything was going spiffingly well.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor if you’re laughing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re going to hell
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me, muggins, end up having to cash up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost every single night of the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,week. To set the scene, we’re
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the office right everything’s going
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what would make life a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot easier?”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know me, I want to get out as quick
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I can is it going to get us out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quicker? he gave me both out cards
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turning on the alarm system
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we can meet in the middle
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then exit the store
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilliant!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was a supermarket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know dead people and ghosts
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like me got a lot of uh story times to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell you about that one
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set back the scene, I clock uh…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s already eerie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you are in a supermarket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the lights are really dim that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place was haunted as all are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we knew there was going to be a delivery
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coming in but normally a delivery guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would unlock the door from the outside
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,himself, in the delivery, and leave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in, late in the evening, right about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tenish to elevenish
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well more like canter down the aisles
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get to the back room because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was too fucking scared to walk
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around in the shop floor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s haunted as all ass
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so picture this, when you’re clocking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in and clocking out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re on a system against the wall
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door and the door where the deliveries
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normally the delivery man never got there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until way after that we left
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he forgot to give the shop the memo
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to say that he was coming a little earlIer
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn’t give us a tip
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nay nay
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gosh shit like this has to happen to me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I’m clocking us out facing the back
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La-df-da ing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going as quick as I can and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you’re in that sort of situation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re in an eerie large store that’s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very dark
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already a millisecond thinking “okay,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ghost has thrown a box”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happened quite often in this store
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear the back door boom open
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember when I said to you if you was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a horror movie and some broke into
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your house like a crazy murderer broke
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into your house what would you do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throw it in their face”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was triple the size at this time, so this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch couldn’t run fast enough
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even a half a milliseconds I’m
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking oh my god this place has been
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broken into
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this bitch is on her own in the haunted
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warehouse, doors wide open, someone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will break in and murder me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a million ideas and a million scenarios
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were flying through my head
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come to the part of the self-defense
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mechanis my back is planted
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against this system (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my first instinct was to put my hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind… oh my God… everyone thought
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this shit was so funny they watched
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the footage from the CC TV footage
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over and over again cause they thought
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was hilarious not funny
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he’d opened the door
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gone behind the door to get the brick to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep the door open
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against this system my hands are like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this like trying to find something lob
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and launch at this person
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i find something in my hand but at the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same time when this situation happens
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you you don’t think
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was it a hammer? No
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without even half a split second
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quarter of a fraction inch of a second
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought this must be the delivery guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I was gonna get murdered
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warehouse (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is one golden Chloe moment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just one of the reasons that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not survive if I had
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a murderer encountment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing in my hand that I yeeted across
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the warehouse (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let that sink in let that sink in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t talk about this often because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it makes me feel so silly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my eyes were facing the floor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not a good position to be before
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running away from some sort of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mass murderer but alas it was not
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mass murderer nor a burglar
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was the delivery man it was the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,delivery man a very confused
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very offended (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scared delivery man he just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boomed out “oi calm down love!”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the roll of sellotape was right at his
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feet I literally end up knees down
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the floor with relief
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why didn’t you knock why didn’t
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tell the manager that you were coming
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waltz back to the office
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve got a very confused manager
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going “where have you been?”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when he found out how I reacted to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this situation of my near death experience
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought it was A star fucking hilarious
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I was off for a couple of days after
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that after that embarrassing encounter I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come back and we close up together again
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was to watch that?”
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only me and the manager saw that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage, a large amount of people saw that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage I felt more of an idiot than I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already do I’m not gonna lie it was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hilariously funny but at the time there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shoplifting, burglaries around the area
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at that time I was like a little bit on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,edge I was at the ready tape in hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the ready I never thought my eyes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could go as wide as they did
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least like 80 times my eyes were like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this (gestures large circles with hands)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you roll of tape
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not gonna lie that was not funny
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hilarious and slightly worrying because if
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything like that happened to me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would be in hot poo poo
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God I mean it could have been anything
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could have been anything
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could have been a stapler it could have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been anything no I had to get a bloody
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,role of tape as if that bitch was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna save my life but a little bit after
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I kind of decided not to do the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put me off, it was the ghosts actually
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is another story that just literally
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Popped into my head so this is when
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back when I was like part-time modeling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was in college at the time
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I was there for quite a while
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s all I remember
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember a lot of the experiences
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but one of these experiences
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was pretty grim you know when these
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,retail companies they say how much they
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,respect and look after their employees
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spark’s to be honest with you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit set the scene think of like an
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abandoned swimming changing room
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would do the early morning shift
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the stacking up in the morning
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the employee bathroom it was grim
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mate walk in through the back of the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building early in the morning was grim
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you had this girl that used to go partying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in that same area she’d go into the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,room have a quick Power Nap
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and could like that she’d come back to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life within minutes not anymore
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walking through this echoey eerie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alleyway you’ve still got people passed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out on the ground from the clubs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across the street you’ve got the crazy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guy asking you money for drugs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine that think of Harry Potter the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Order of the Phoenix how eerie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that alleyway was when the Dementor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through that was the kind of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alleyway a Dementor would definitely
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of fucking flown in there scared the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crap out of ya during the day fine
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in the night early in the morning
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would literally poo myself like run you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know those moments when you’re a kid
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m lying there I still do it to this day
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you turn the light off you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,marching half way up the stairs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re like I can do this I can do this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you feel like there’s some sort of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slender man behind you you fucking canter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up the stairs that kind of feeling that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you when you were setting your ass down
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the money was good everyone there was cool
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we had I had some good time working in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there anyway leaving the scene of the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dementor alleyway you went to this door
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you would lock yourself in from the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back of the door not in the office
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like during that feeling when you’re
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running up the stairs thinking there’s
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some sort of boogeyman behind you you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start to punch in the numbers like a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freaking idiot you run up these very high
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every freaking morning I think I’ve still
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got scars on my knees cause of that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,desperate to go for a wee because this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bus on the way there yeah this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building was haunted as well waltz to the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ceiling I shit you not there was some
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girls that had to go in together because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they were too scared to go in it was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prison vibes the store was lovely but the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back well I run to the toilet sitting down
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holding me leg up high because oh yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in prison now there was no lock
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the door so my leg is out high
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my leg is right out there keeping the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door shut while trying to pee at the same
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time it was very hard to concentrate
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this the employee doesn’t even think
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the door just swings open lo and behold
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see me naked from waist down
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) swiping position
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my God I felt so sorry for her
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause she was an older lady and I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was mortified for her shoulder have been
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pissed off because she should have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,years now, I’ve been here for two decades
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, maybe I should knock the pissing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door nay nay course not it’s my life
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me naked from waist down I’m now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking at her (laughs) with my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(inaudible) there are times people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have seen me in the worst of times that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a moment beyond that she can see
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,longer here I’m joking funny enough
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she was just stranding there shocked
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exposed pull my leggings up and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there’s a bit of mold there at least
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone saw my hoo haw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God just so happy it was her who saw my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just remembered working in that store