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- Thanks again for stopping by.
- Oh thanks, man.

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- I know Avengers is gonna be huge
and I'm always impressed,

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especially because, obviously,
you are a far cry

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from that character we see on screen.

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- The thing is, actually, people think 
Loki's this huge stretch for me

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but actually I'm quite like Loki.
- Yeah.

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You're... you're a Norse god.
(both laugh)

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- Obviously not with the, you know--
(odd sound effect)

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But, you know, I like a good prank.

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I'm a bit of a prankster.

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I can be... I can be pretty menacing.

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(ominous music)

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I can go there.

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- Did something happen?
Am I missing something?

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- I'm the prankster!

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I'm the god of mischief!

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(deranged laugh)

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I am the bad guy! (deranged laugh)

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I am the god of mischief, 
right here, right now.

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(deranged laugh)

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- Hey, Tom.
- Hey, man.

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- How's it going?
- Yeah, good, good.

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How's the afternoon?
- It's good.

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Just need that coffee fix, you know?

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- God, I totally know.

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Listen, I just made this.
A cup of coffee.

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- Thank you.
- Freshly brewed.

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- Okay.
- By the Loki-lizer.

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- All right... thanks.

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- I can't survive without this stuff.

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- Yeah, it's like the gas in my engine.

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(both laugh)

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- I totally know what you mean,

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except the funny thing 
about that coffee is, um...

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there's no gas in the engine.

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- What do you-- what are you talking about?

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- Well, there's no caffeine in it.

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It's a decaf.
I took the caffeine out.

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I decaffed it.

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Decaffinato.

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- That's--
- Decaffinited.

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- You got me.
- Yep! No caffeine.

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You're gonna be so sleepy later.

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Decaf!
- Yep.

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- And you needed caffeine!

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(deranged laugh)

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It's a prank!
- All right, Tom.

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- You're gonna be so sleepy!

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You're not gonna be able to stay awake.

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You're gonna look like such an ass!
- Yup.

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- Loki'd!

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- Probably about 10 bucks, right?

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- Actually, it's been paid for already.
- What?

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(deranged laugh)

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- You're such an idiot!

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I bought your lunch for you!

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(chuckling)

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You've been Loki'd again!

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Loki'd!
- Okay. You got me again.

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- (deranged laugh) I'm the bad guy.

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- Oh god, I am moving slow today, man.

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(clears throat) I got
a delivery for a "Horowitz".

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- (sternly) Tom, enough.

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- Tom? Who's Tom?
- You're Tom.

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- No, I'm Steve.
- You're Tom Hiddleston

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and you've been playing stupid pranks 
all day and I want it to stop.

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And that's your moustache, 
I suppose, that you grew.

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- Yeah, man, this is my pride and joy.

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This is Wendy.
- That's Wendy?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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- Look, I got a delivery for you.
It's mixed peanuts.

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You want the peanuts?
- Just give them to me.

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- Definitely no snakes in there!

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I'm not sure who it's from.

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- You know what? I'm sick of the pranks.

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Just leave.
- Whoa! Whoa!

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(boxes clatter)

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- Oh god!
- I think I broke my back.

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- Hey, buddy. How's it going?

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- (delivery man) I can't move!

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- What the fuck?
- Oh my god.

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- I think I've broken my back. Oh god.

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- What'd you do to him?

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- I thought he was you.
He looks exactly like you.

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- Josh, he looks nothing like me.
He has a moustache.

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(groaning in pain)

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- He was gonna deliver you
a can of peanuts or something.

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We were chatting in the elevator.

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- I feel a bone coming out of my back!

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It's... it's touching the floor!

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- I'm sorry, Steve.
- God!

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Josh Horowitz ruined my life!

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- Steve, it's okay, man.
Just hang in there.

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Listen, Josh, we got
to get you out of here.

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The cops will be here any second.

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And you're gonna 
go down, I'm afraid, buddy.

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That's it. It's all over for you.

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- I hate you!

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- Just hang in there.

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The ambulance is coming. I love you.

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- Loki'd!

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(ominous music)

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(rapping at door)

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- Hello?

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- Hi, Josh, it's Tom.
It's Tom Hiddleston.

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I just need to have a quick word.
Is that all right?

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- Yeah, are you okay? Tom?

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Oh my god.

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- Well, hey.
- Hi, Steve.

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- Yeah. How are you, Josh?

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- I'm great. I see you're in a--
- A wheelchair.

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Oh yeah. You betcha.

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I still got bones 
sticking out of my back, man.

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You know what the doctor said?
- What's that?

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- He said he'd never seen so much bone
sticking out of one man's back.

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- Oh, that's an unusual, um--

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- There's a lot of bone down there.

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- Well, um, you seem healthy otherwise.

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- Yeah, I'm pretty healthy.

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My wife... she left me.

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She doesn't love me any more,

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and I'll never feel her body 
against mine one more time.

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No more bodies for me.

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- I always meant to visit you
in the hospital.

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I just, uh-- I was 
really busy this last year.

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- Oh, yeah? You were busy?
What were you doing?

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- I just had some-- work's been really busy.

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- What do you do?

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Do you deliver things 
for people like I used to do?

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You like public service?

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- Look, what can I do for you?

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I'm happy to help in any way I can.

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- I know what you can do for me.

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- What? What can I do for you?

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- You can die, Josh Horowitz.
- No, no, no.

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NO, NO, NO!
(bang!)

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(bang!)
(Josh moans)

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- Oh yeah, that's how we do it.

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Yippie kay ey, motherfucker.

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(bang!)

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(deranged laughter)

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Loki'd! (deranged laugh)

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I am the bad guy!

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I can't believe he even fell for that!

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You're such an idiot!

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(deranged laugh)

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This is my escape plan! 
Goodbye, Josh!

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See you in the next life. (deranged laugh)

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I am the bad guy! (deranged laugh)

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(voice fading) Goodbye!