i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch

gotta hold on with my legs here

another video started on my back porch, guys

i know, what a shocker, but

i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited

Lofe pajama pants

are now available

we just dropped these

they got the Lofe logo on them right here

i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em

if you want a pair

go pick one up right now

they're only available at lofestore.com

bro you look fresh as hell right now

the glasses

we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know

everybody wears sunglasses, like a band

- a band?

yeah, like a rock band

oh, i thought you meant like a band, like

a thousand dollar glasses

nah, nah

I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go

do you know?

no, I don't know this park

I've been here like twice

you've been here twice, but you don't know it?

yeah (laughing)

can you climb trees?

- hell nah!

you ask if I can climb trees?

excuse me?

- you can't climb that, bro?

can you climb?

- that's easy

what do you mean it's easy?

- that shit easy as fuck

you can't climb this?

now they're talking shit (laughing)

making me wanna do it

I'll fucking break my neck

do it

- ain't no way, bruh

damn

- that's a real monkey

he's got more upper body strength than me

okay, man, we get it

we get it, you guys can climb

congratulations

- you got your sweater dirty

yeah, I know

you ever play the license plate game?

uh-uh. what's that?

like, South Dakota

you just punch someone

when you find the license plate

- yeah

of a different state

North Dakota (punches) Boom

- what the fuck?

how you doin?

just wondering what this was?

- we're doing like a movie screening

- oh really?

- yeah, yeah, yeah

- what does that mean?

- well, we're screening a movie

- we can't have anybody filming over here

- oh, he's not filming

- yes, he is

- that's a banana

(laughter)

- I can call the security...

no, no that's a banana

...or you can go

we were just asking

I don't know why that was so funny

we were having a civil conversation with him

- this is the boss, so...

you gotta listen to her

you can't switch up on us (inaudible)

yeah I can, she's the boss

do you have any food I can buy off you first

before we go, though?

I'm starving

can we just get some like water or something?

- two minutes

two minutes and we get water?

no, no, no, no

two minutes for you to leave

before I call the park services

does park service have guns?

big boy, he needs to eat right here

he's gonna starve

y'all wanna see him starve?

I don't know them

- what the fuck?

I'm not with them

he just threw us under the bus

you know what, call the cops

call them, call them on him

call them on him

he wants to turn his back on us

we turn our back on him

he looks like a () six

kinda like a old school rocker

(singing)

Nirvana?

yeah, he look like one of them n*****

(laughter)

he looks good

do I look good?

you look great

yo, the last time you kicked me

bro, my leg got ()

(laughing)

why'd I let you do that

oh God

it actually hurt

he didn't even flinch

his actually hurt a little

damn

he's got some weight on me though

see, see, bro, see?

did that hurt?

yes, bro