i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch
gotta hold on with my legs here
another video started on my back porch, guys
i know, what a shocker, but
i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited
Lofe pajama pants
are now available
we just dropped these
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em
if you want a pair
go pick one up right now
they're only available at lofestore.com
bro you look fresh as hell right now
the glasses
we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know
everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
- a band?
yeah, like a rock band
oh, i thought you meant like a band, like
a thousand dollar glasses
nah, nah
I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go
do you know?
no, I don't know this park
I've been here like twice
you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
yeah (laughing)
can you climb trees?
- hell nah!
you ask if I can climb trees?
excuse me?
- you can't climb that, bro?
can you climb?
- that's easy
what do you mean it's easy?
- that shit easy as fuck
you can't climb this?
now they're talking shit (laughing)
making me wanna do it
I'll fucking break my neck
do it
- ain't no way, bruh
damn
- that's a real monkey
he's got more upper body strength than me
okay, man, we get it
we get it, you guys can climb
congratulations
- you got your sweater dirty
yeah, I know
you ever play the license plate game?
uh-uh. what's that?
like, South Dakota
you just punch someone
when you find the license plate
- yeah
of a different state
North Dakota (punches) Boom
- what the fuck?
how you doin?
just wondering what this was?
- we're doing like a movie screening
- oh really?
- yeah, yeah, yeah
- what does that mean?
- well, we're screening a movie
- we can't have anybody filming over here
- oh, he's not filming
- yes, he is
- that's a banana
(laughter)
- I can call the security...
no, no that's a banana
...or you can go
we were just asking
I don't know why that was so funny
we were having a civil conversation with him
- this is the boss, so...
you gotta listen to her
you can't switch up on us (inaudible)
yeah I can, she's the boss
do you have any food I can buy off you first
before we go, though?
I'm starving
can we just get some like water or something?
- two minutes
two minutes and we get water?
no, no, no, no
two minutes for you to leave
before I call the park services
does park service have guns?
big boy, he needs to eat right here
he's gonna starve
y'all wanna see him starve?
I don't know them
- what the fuck?
I'm not with them
he just threw us under the bus
you know what, call the cops
call them, call them on him
call them on him
he wants to turn his back on us
we turn our back on him
he looks like a () six
kinda like a old school rocker
(singing)
Nirvana?
yeah, he look like one of them n*****
(laughter)
he looks good
do I look good?
you look great
yo, the last time you kicked me
bro, my leg got ()
(laughing)
why'd I let you do that
oh God
it actually hurt
he didn't even flinch
his actually hurt a little
damn
he's got some weight on me though
see, see, bro, see?
did that hurt?
yes, bro