I feel like this wind is
about to blow me off the porch
gotta hold on with my legs here
Another video started on my back porch
guys, i know, what a shocker, but
I just wanted to announce to you that the
long awaited Lofe pajama pants
are now available
We just dropped these
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
I know a lot of you guys have
been asking for 'em
if you want a pair
go pick one up right now
they're only available at lofestore.com
Bro you look fresh as hell right now
the glasses
we gotta become like a sunglasses,
like crew, you know,
everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
- A band?
Yeah, like a rock band
Nah, nah
I'm not gonna lie,
I have no idea where to go,
do you know?
you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
Yeah (laughing)
Can you climb trees?
(Laughing)
Can you climb?
What do you mean it's easy?
You can't climb this?
Now they're talking shit
(Laughing)
Making me wanna do it
I'll fucking break my neck
Do it
- Ain't no way, bruh
Damn
He's got more upper body strength than me
Okay, man, we get it
We get it, you guys can climb
Congratulations
Yeah, I know
Uh-uh. What's that?
like, South Dakota
You just punch someone
when you find the license plate,
- Yeah
of a different state?
North Dakota. Boom!
- What the fuck?
How you doin?
- Oh really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
- Oh, he's not filming
- Yes, he is
- That's a banana
(Laughing)
- I can call the security,
No, no that's a banana
or you can go, we were just asking
I don't know why that was so funny
We were having a civil
conversation with him
You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Do you have any food I can buy off
you first before we go, though?
I'm starving
big boy, he needs to eat right here
- Yeah, for real (inadible)
He's gonna starve
Y'all wanna see him starve?
- What the fuck?
I'm not with them
He just threw us under the bus
You know what, call the cops
Call them, call them on him
Call them on him
- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
He wants to turn his back on us
We turn our back on him
He looks like a Nikki Sixx
kinda like a old school rocker
(singing)
Nirvana?
(laughter)
You look great
Yo, the last time you kicked me
Bro, my leg (inaudible) went numb
(laughing)
I don't know why I let you do that
Oh God
It actually hurt
He didn't even flinch
His actually hurts a little bit
Damn!
He's got some weight on me though
See, see, bro, see?
Did that hurt?
Yes, bro
Just worried about you, it gets unchy
It gets what?
It gets unchy
Oh, my god!
You kicked me in the ass, bro
Ok, ok
Hey, hey, hey, bro
I can't believe Bill's still
talking to 'em,
like how much does he have to say?
Alright, we're going to wait over here
I don't have time for this buffoonery
Imagine there's an actual crime going down
they taking this long to get here
I did check that one
That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot
you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too
I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing)
I'm gonna use the force to move him that way
Aye, look it's working, it's working
(laughing)
There's a cop right there,
go up the trail!
You ate one of these?
Well, eat it again
- You can eat them
I didn't see
- She's insane
Are they good for you?
- Yeah
What is it?
It's a mustard plant
Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs)
I'm not eating that
- It tastes good!
I don't trust wild flowers
Oh hell no
(laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck
- Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass
- That's crazy bro How much to eat that?
No, for you to eat that
For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much
No
You know, some black pepper and salt
You're gonna get a disease and die
(heavy breathing)
I just realized we're going up the hill
Why're we doing this (laughs)
We all brought really good hiking shoes
too, as you can tell
I'm like gasping for air,
I've walked up like barely a block
Not all of us are conditioned like you
Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you
(laughs) They're calling about our car
It was at this moment that he knew,
he fucked up
Wait what're they saying?
We cant park there?
Try one of these?
- Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this?
Why you wanna do that? (laughing)
It is. I didnt even see that
You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right?
The mustard plant
- Oh You want one?
You're on mushrooms?
How's it going?
He's on the magic shrooms
I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
I can't read
Oh hes blind too
- Yeah
He tried to get Lasik and it failed
No balls, you rip the ticket
You will?
Why're you giving us a ticket though,
if we're already by the car?
We were just about to leave
Well you're stopped here
Thats your truck right there, right?
They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
I can't pay for a ticket
Bro, I can't afford a ticket
I cant afford a ticket, sir
Sir
I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Please, please don't give me a ticket
Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Sir
Please
What do you want?
Sir, imma be homeless
if I have to pay this ticket
I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Please
(fake crying)
Sir
Please sir
I can't pay for a ticket
No
Please
Sir
(fake crying)
I was acting like a tough guy,
but I'm really not
(fake crying)
Sir
Please, sir
I'm on my knees, sir
Don't give us a ticket!
Please!