I feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch. Gotta hold on with my legs here Another video started on my back porch guys, I know, what a shocker, but I just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited Lofe pajama pants are now available. We just dropped these they got the Lofe logo on them right here I know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em if you want a pair go pick one up right now they're only available at lofestore.com Bro you look fresh as hell right now the glasses we gotta become like a sunglasses, like crew, you know, everybody wears sunglasses, like a band Yeah, like a rock band Nah, nah I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go, do you know? you've been here twice, but you don't know it? Yeah (laughing) Can you climb trees? (Laughing) Can you climb? What do you mean it's easy? You can't climb this? Now they're talking shit (Laughing) Making me wanna do it I'll fucking break my neck Do it - Ain't no way, bruh Damn He's got more upper body strength than me Okay, man, we get it We get it, you guys can climb Congratulations Yeah, I know Uh-uh. What's that? like, South Dakota You just punch someone when you find the license plate, - Yeah of a different state? North Dakota. Boom! - What the fuck? How you doin? - Oh really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh, he's not filming - Yes, he is - That's a banana (Laughing) - I can call the security, No, no that's a banana. – or you can go. We just asking— I dunno why that was so funny We were having a civil conversation with him You can't switch up on us (inaudible) Do you have any food I can buy off you first before we go, though? I'm starving big boy, he needs to eat right here - Yeah, for real (inadible) He's gonna starve Y'all wanna see him starve? - What the fuck? He just threw us under the bus You know what, call the cops Call them, call them on him Call them on him - Yeah, cause I don't know who that is He wants to turn his back on us We turn our back on him He looks like a Nikki Sixx kinda like a old school rocker (singing) Nirvana? (laughter) You look great Yo, the last time you kicked me Bro, my leg down there went numb (laughing) I don't know why I let you do that Oh God It actually hurt He didn't even flinch His actually hurts a little bit Damn! He's got some weight on me though See, see, bro, see? Did that hurt? Yes, bro Just worried about you, it gets unchy It gets what? It gets unchy Oh, my god! You kicked me in the ass, bro Ok, ok Hey, hey, hey, bro I can't believe Bill's still talking to 'em, like how much does he have to say? Alright, we're going to wait over here I don't have time for this buffoonery Imagine there's an actual crime going down they taking this long to get here I did check that one That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too I'm parting the seas like Moses did Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing) I'm gonna use the force to move him that way Aye, look it's working, it's working (laughing) There's a cop right there, go up the trail! You ate one of these? Well, eat it again - You can eat them I didn't see - She's insane Are they good for you? - Yeah What is it? It's a mustard plant Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs) I'm not eating that - It tastes good! I don't trust wild flowers Oh hell no (laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck - Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass - That's crazy bro How much to eat that? No, for you to eat that For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much No You know, some black pepper and salt You're gonna get a disease and die (heavy breathing) I just realized we're going up the hill Why're we doing this (laughs) We all brought really good hiking shoes too, as you can tell I'm like gasping for air, I've walked up like barely a block Not all of us are conditioned like you Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you (laughs) They're calling about our car It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up Wait what're they saying? We cant park there? Try one of these? - Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this? Why you wanna do that? (laughing) It is. I didnt even see that You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right? The mustard plant - Oh You want one? You're on mushrooms? How's it going? He's on the magic shrooms I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind I can't read Oh hes blind too - Yeah He tried to get Lasik and it failed No balls, you rip the ticket You will? Why're you giving us a ticket though, if we're already by the car? We were just about to leave Well you're stopped here Thats your truck right there, right? They're allowed to stop here but we can't? Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket I can't pay for a ticket Bro, I can't afford a ticket I cant afford a ticket, sir Sir Sir I spent my last two hundred on a hooker Please, please don't give me a ticket Please, don't give us a ticket sir Sir Please What do you want? Sir, imma be homeless if I have to pay this ticket I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please Please (fake crying) Sir Please sir I can't pay for a ticket No Please Sir (fake crying) I was acting like a tough guy, but I'm really not (fake crying) Sir Please, sir Please, sir I'm on my knees, sir Don't give us a ticket! Please! Please!