1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,156 I feel like this wind is 2 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:02,656 about to blow me off the porch. 3 00:00:02,656 --> 00:00:04,129 Gotta hold on with my legs here 4 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,944 Another video started on my back porch 5 00:00:05,944 --> 00:00:07,674 guys, I know, what a shocker, but 6 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,640 I just wanted to announce to you that the 7 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,860 long awaited Lofe pajama pants 8 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:13,272 are now available. 9 00:00:13,484 --> 00:00:14,491 We just dropped these 10 00:00:14,491 --> 00:00:16,461 they got the Lofe logo on them right here 11 00:00:16,461 --> 00:00:17,847 I know a lot of you guys have 12 00:00:17,847 --> 00:00:18,757 been asking for 'em 13 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,774 if you want a pair 14 00:00:19,774 --> 00:00:20,943 go pick one up right now 15 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,445 they're only available at lofestore.com 16 00:00:23,529 --> 00:00:25,515 Bro you look fresh as hell right now 17 00:00:25,515 --> 00:00:26,555 the glasses 18 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,739 we gotta become like a sunglasses, 19 00:00:28,739 --> 00:00:30,000 like crew, you know, 20 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,873 everybody wears sunglasses, like a band 21 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:34,144 Yeah, like a rock band 22 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:36,760 Nah, nah 23 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,635 I'm not gonna lie, 24 00:00:37,635 --> 00:00:38,920 I have no idea where to go, 25 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,651 do you know? 26 00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:44,003 you've been here twice, 27 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:45,520 but you don't know it? 28 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,957 Yeah (laughing) 29 00:00:46,957 --> 00:00:47,914 Can you climb trees? 30 00:00:49,895 --> 00:00:50,702 Hell no (Laughing) 31 00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:55,131 Can you climb? 32 00:00:55,977 --> 00:00:57,266 What do you mean it's easy? 33 00:00:57,764 --> 00:00:58,780 You can't climb this? 34 00:00:58,780 --> 00:00:59,937 Now they're talking shit 35 00:00:59,937 --> 00:01:00,645 (Laughing) 36 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:01,806 Making me wanna do it 37 00:01:01,369 --> 00:01:02,735 I'll fucking break my neck 38 00:01:02,735 --> 00:01:03,435 Do it 39 00:01:03,995 --> 00:01:05,215 - Ain't no way, bruh 40 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,330 Damn 41 00:01:07,412 --> 00:01:09,479 He's got more upper body strength than me 42 00:01:12,812 --> 00:01:14,121 Okay, man, we get it 43 00:01:14,122 --> 00:01:15,902 We get it, you guys can climb 44 00:01:15,902 --> 00:01:17,300 Congratulations 45 00:01:18,514 --> 00:01:19,324 Yeah, I know 46 00:01:21,486 --> 00:01:22,646 Uh-uh. What's that? 47 00:01:22,739 --> 00:01:23,749 like, South Dakota 48 00:01:23,828 --> 00:01:25,144 You just punch someone 49 00:01:25,144 --> 00:01:26,691 when you find the license plate, 50 00:01:26,691 --> 00:01:27,408 - Yeah 51 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:28,433 of a different state? 52 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:30,190 North Dakota. Boom! 53 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:30,952 - What the fuck? 54 00:01:30,952 --> 00:01:31,663 How you doin? 55 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:34,677 - Oh really? 56 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:35,540 - Yeah, yeah, yeah 57 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:40,560 - Oh, he's not filming 58 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:41,360 - Yes, he is 59 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,178 - That's a banana 60 00:01:42,178 --> 00:01:43,208 (Laughing) 61 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,552 - I can call the security, 62 00:01:44,552 --> 00:01:46,360 No, no that's a banana. – or you can go. We just asking— 63 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,631 I dunno why that was so funny 64 00:01:47,631 --> 00:01:49,485 We were having a civil conversation with him 65 00:01:50,628 --> 00:01:52,394 You can't switch up on us (inaudible) 66 00:01:53,991 --> 00:01:55,312 Do you have any food I can buy off 67 00:01:55,312 --> 00:01:56,792 you first before we go, though? 68 00:01:56,792 --> 00:01:57,501 I'm starving 69 00:02:05,337 --> 00:02:07,010 big boy, he needs to eat right here 70 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,300 - Yeah, for real (inadible) 71 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,120 He's gonna starve 72 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,410 Y'all wanna see him starve? 73 00:02:12,108 --> 00:02:12,877 - What the fuck? 74 00:02:13,825 --> 00:02:15,276 He just threw us under the bus 75 00:02:15,276 --> 00:02:16,617 You know what, call the cops 76 00:02:16,617 --> 00:02:17,919 Call them, call them on him 77 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:18,710 Call them on him 78 00:02:18,710 --> 00:02:20,520 - Yeah, cause I don't know who that is 79 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,993 He wants to turn his back on us 80 00:02:21,993 --> 00:02:23,099 We turn our back on him 81 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,340 He looks like a Nikki Sixx 82 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:26,254 kinda like a old school rocker 83 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,483 (singing) 84 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:29,185 Nirvana? 85 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:30,756 (laughter) 86 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:33,336 You look great 87 00:02:33,678 --> 00:02:35,154 Yo, the last time you kicked me 88 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:36,706 Bro, my leg down there went numb 89 00:02:36,706 --> 00:02:37,416 (laughing) 90 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:39,093 I don't know why I let you do that 91 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:40,367 Oh God 92 00:02:40,897 --> 00:02:41,747 It actually hurt 93 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:43,844 He didn't even flinch 94 00:02:43,844 --> 00:02:45,321 His actually hurts a little bit 95 00:02:45,321 --> 00:02:46,031 Damn! 96 00:02:46,031 --> 00:02:47,615 He's got some weight on me though 97 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,473 See, see, bro, see? 98 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:50,369 Did that hurt? 99 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,214 Yes, bro 100 00:02:51,735 --> 00:02:54,005 Just worried about you, it gets unchy 101 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,250 It gets what? 102 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,547 It gets unchy 103 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:57,617 Oh, my god! 104 00:02:59,334 --> 00:03:01,204 You kicked me in the ass, bro 105 00:03:01,564 --> 00:03:02,294 Ok, ok 106 00:03:02,711 --> 00:03:03,891 Hey, hey, hey, bro 107 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:06,779 I can't believe Bill's still 108 00:03:06,789 --> 00:03:07,534 talking to 'em, 109 00:03:07,534 --> 00:03:09,164 like how much does he have to say? 110 00:03:09,164 --> 00:03:10,994 Alright, we're going to wait over here 111 00:03:10,994 --> 00:03:12,759 I don't have time for this buffoonery 112 00:03:14,015 --> 00:03:16,024 Imagine there's an actual crime going down 113 00:03:16,024 --> 00:03:17,604 they taking this long to get here 114 00:03:22,714 --> 00:03:24,034 I did check that one 115 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:26,334 That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot 116 00:03:26,334 --> 00:03:28,584 you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too 117 00:03:30,922 --> 00:03:33,030 I'm parting the seas like Moses did 118 00:03:33,549 --> 00:03:35,949 Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing) 119 00:03:36,321 --> 00:03:38,421 I'm gonna use the force to move him that way 120 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:40,859 Aye, look it's working, it's working 121 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,120 (laughing) 122 00:03:42,143 --> 00:03:44,056 There's a cop right there, 123 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:45,056 go up the trail! 124 00:03:45,056 --> 00:03:46,070 You ate one of these? 125 00:03:46,077 --> 00:03:46,947 Well, eat it again 126 00:03:46,947 --> 00:03:47,877 - You can eat them 127 00:03:47,877 --> 00:03:48,587 I didn't see 128 00:03:48,587 --> 00:03:49,305 - She's insane 129 00:03:49,305 --> 00:03:50,359 Are they good for you? 130 00:03:50,359 --> 00:03:51,060 - Yeah 131 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:51,780 What is it? 132 00:03:52,459 --> 00:03:53,599 It's a mustard plant 133 00:03:54,082 --> 00:03:55,662 Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs) 134 00:03:55,662 --> 00:03:56,582 I'm not eating that 135 00:03:56,582 --> 00:03:57,402 - It tastes good! 136 00:03:57,402 --> 00:03:58,712 I don't trust wild flowers 137 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,445 Oh hell no 138 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,832 (laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck 139 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:07,421 - Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass 140 00:04:07,662 --> 00:04:09,570 - That's crazy bro How much to eat that? 141 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:12,948 No, for you to eat that 142 00:04:15,145 --> 00:04:18,095 For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much 143 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,012 No 144 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:26,350 You know, some black pepper and salt 145 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,990 You're gonna get a disease and die 146 00:04:28,661 --> 00:04:29,471 (heavy breathing) 147 00:04:29,684 --> 00:04:31,714 I just realized we're going up the hill 148 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,173 Why're we doing this (laughs) 149 00:04:33,184 --> 00:04:35,060 We all brought really good hiking shoes 150 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,124 too, as you can tell 151 00:04:37,124 --> 00:04:38,356 I'm like gasping for air, 152 00:04:38,356 --> 00:04:41,446 I've walked up like barely a block 153 00:04:41,446 --> 00:04:43,276 Not all of us are conditioned like you 154 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:47,020 Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you 155 00:04:53,817 --> 00:04:55,887 (laughs) They're calling about our car 156 00:04:56,132 --> 00:04:58,987 It was at this moment that he knew, 157 00:04:58,987 --> 00:04:59,987 he fucked up 158 00:04:59,987 --> 00:05:01,244 Wait what're they saying? 159 00:05:01,304 --> 00:05:02,374 We cant park there? 160 00:05:06,775 --> 00:05:07,725 Try one of these? 161 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:09,815 - Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this? 162 00:05:13,161 --> 00:05:14,751 Why you wanna do that? (laughing) 163 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:16,355 It is. I didnt even see that 164 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,425 You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right? 165 00:05:20,978 --> 00:05:21,908 The mustard plant 166 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:22,973 - Oh You want one? 167 00:05:25,543 --> 00:05:26,513 You're on mushrooms? 168 00:05:26,653 --> 00:05:27,383 How's it going? 169 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,250 He's on the magic shrooms 170 00:05:32,591 --> 00:05:34,751 I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind 171 00:05:34,987 --> 00:05:35,727 I can't read 172 00:05:35,727 --> 00:05:36,706 Oh hes blind too 173 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:37,544 - Yeah 174 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:39,777 He tried to get Lasik and it failed 175 00:05:42,021 --> 00:05:43,721 No balls, you rip the ticket 176 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:45,212 You will? 177 00:05:45,401 --> 00:05:47,166 Why're you giving us a ticket though, 178 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,522 if we're already by the car? 179 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:49,832 We were just about to leave 180 00:05:50,274 --> 00:05:51,434 Well you're stopped here 181 00:05:52,659 --> 00:05:54,416 Thats your truck right there, right? 182 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,483 They're allowed to stop here but we can't? 183 00:05:59,523 --> 00:06:01,973 Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket 184 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:03,686 I can't pay for a ticket 185 00:06:05,378 --> 00:06:07,198 Bro, I can't afford a ticket 186 00:06:07,653 --> 00:06:09,163 I cant afford a ticket, sir 187 00:06:09,192 --> 00:06:09,912 Sir 188 00:06:10,505 --> 00:06:11,255 Sir 189 00:06:12,151 --> 00:06:14,074 I spent my last two hundred on a hooker 190 00:06:18,282 --> 00:06:20,546 Please, please don't give me a ticket 191 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:25,715 Please, don't give us a ticket sir 192 00:06:26,313 --> 00:06:27,323 Sir 193 00:06:27,701 --> 00:06:28,601 Please 194 00:06:31,329 --> 00:06:32,173 What do you want? 195 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:33,390 Sir, imma be homeless 196 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,780 if I have to pay this ticket 197 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:37,360 I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please 198 00:06:37,876 --> 00:06:38,736 Please 199 00:06:38,942 --> 00:06:41,691 (fake crying) 200 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:42,628 Sir 201 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,250 Please sir 202 00:06:49,636 --> 00:06:51,210 I can't pay for a ticket 203 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:51,960 No 204 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,020 Please 205 00:06:54,327 --> 00:06:55,057 Sir 206 00:06:55,255 --> 00:06:56,255 (fake crying) 207 00:06:56,453 --> 00:06:57,901 I was acting like a tough guy, 208 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:58,762 but I'm really not 209 00:06:58,762 --> 00:06:59,481 (fake crying) 210 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:00,311 Sir 211 00:07:00,311 --> 00:07:01,411 Please, sir 212 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,350 Please, sir 213 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:03,334 I'm on my knees, sir 214 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,647 Don't give us a ticket! 215 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:05,533 Please! 216 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,422 Please! 217 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:08,456 Fuck! 218 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:08,456 It's not expensive though, right? 219 00:07:11,641 --> 00:07:12,581 Please! 220 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,561 It's not expensive though, right? 221 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:18,678 uhh $63 222 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,060 God Damn! 223 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,120 I can't afford $63! 224 00:07:25,818 --> 00:07:28,288 That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir 225 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:32,599 63?? 226 00:07:33,024 --> 00:07:34,264 You think I'm Jeff Bezos? 227 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:36,245 Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass 228 00:07:36,245 --> 00:07:37,265 on Fortnite 229 00:07:37,394 --> 00:07:39,464 What do you expect me to do 230 00:07:39,491 --> 00:07:41,541 Now that I can't afford a battle pass? 231 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:42,421 Not buy it 232 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:42,421 That's not an option 233 00:07:43,501 --> 00:07:47,501 Look at Melanie talking to the cops 234 00:07:47,503 --> 00:07:49,423 She's trying to get us out of this. 235 00:07:49,423 --> 00:07:50,773 Hey are you on their side? 236 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:51,911 Traitor! 237 00:07:51,911 --> 00:07:51,911 They don't make it clear 238 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,911 I mean I take it very seriously 239 00:07:55,911 --> 00:07:56,901 I really do 240 00:07:56,901 --> 00:07:58,921 I seek to abide by the rules 241 00:07:58,921 --> 00:07:58,921 Oh but that's not a good idea 242 00:08:05,779 --> 00:08:06,649 Ay ay preach it! 243 00:08:06,649 --> 00:08:06,649 You're getting a lot of people mad over here 244 00:08:07,479 --> 00:08:09,349 With these signs 245 00:08:09,349 --> 00:08:10,609 They can't read the signs 246 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm Furious! 247 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm enraged right now 248 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He has the audacity to give me a ticket 249 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass from Fortnite. 250 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Can you believe it? 251 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're making it worse 252 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I agree, should we start a petition? 253 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dude you're trying to discard the evidence 254 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The sign was pointed that way 255 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look how many people got tickets 256 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're all over here protesting 257 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He got a ticket 258 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He got a ticket 259 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He got a ticket 260 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They get you too? 261 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is ridiculous 262 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am enraged right now! 263 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am absolutely... 264 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 AHHHHH 265 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 NO 266 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 COME BACK! 267 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 $63 268 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea, you gonna pay for my ticket or what? 269 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You got a ticket? 270 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yea 271 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You gonna pay? 272 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nah man 273 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright 274 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No picture, I'm just kidding 275 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you man, appreciate it 276 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You started crying like aggressively 277 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Bruh I lost it 278 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cough cough 279 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was screaming to protest the ticket 280 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 got me 281 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh my god 282 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought he was going to say $200 283 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So he said $63 I was like, 284 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's not that much 285 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just pretended like it was 286 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I guess we're eating Pho. Sweet 287 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How y'all doing? 288 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright so my boy David Kushner 289 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 has a concert tonight in LA 290 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He reached out to me, like awhile ago 291 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like a year ago or something 292 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Just on Instagram, 293 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he said he liked the videos 294 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I'm uh, a fan of his music 295 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He's really talented 296 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know he's blowing up 297 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 over these past few months 298 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with his new song 299 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I'm really proud of him 300 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So, I saw that he was going to be in LA 301 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I asked if we could come out to 302 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 his show, and he said yes 303 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So, he put us on the list 304 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now we're about to go in there 305 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're going in to see David or what? 306 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea I love him 307 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when I saw you followed him, I was like... 308 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea he's my homie 309 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You want Dan to take it? 310 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea I'm shaking 311 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My hands shaking too, don't know why 312 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey nice to meet you, appreciate it 313 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm shaking more than her bro 314 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hands going like this, got Parkinsons or something 315 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Um can we get a photo with you? 316 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea of course 317 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Can I get one? 318 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea yea 319 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you guys, really appreciate it 320 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal 321 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to bring a camera in 322 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey I know you're stressing right now, 323 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but can I get a photo 324 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea yea 325 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not stressed, I'm just irritated 326 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little 327 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 bleep 328 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 about the camera 329 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So I guess we'll just get the iphone photos for you guys 330 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's really the only option here 331 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 David! 332 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How are you 333 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nice to meet you guys! 334 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sorry about all that 335 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nice to meet you! 336 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nice to meet you bruh 337 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm a hugger I'm a hugger 338 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thanks for coming 339 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Of course 340 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm so proud of you and your success 341 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh thanks, you too 342 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have to say, David freaking loves you 343 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Every time I make him food, 344 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's like 345 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and he turns on your videos. 346 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm like an ipad kid for this guy. 347 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Seriously, like when I go to YouTube 348 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like his algorithm is just like, you 349 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea I watch you now because of his algorithm 350 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're all ipad kids 351 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You guys need to do a video together 352 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cause this mans a troll 353 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you knew him in real life, 354 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet 355 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He really is 356 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I could kinda tell you were a bit of a prankster 357 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Lets go! Total buffoon! I gotta put this on 358 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hell yea 359 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yo that's so fire! 360 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We need to get a picture. 361 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's get the whole crew in there. 362 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm looking forward to watching you 363 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hell yea, thanks for coming. 364 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I appreciate you for supporting. 365 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea, that's so awesome. 366 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He was acting all put together 367 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like, but now that he saw this man 368 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't wanna disrupt 369 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No it's so nice to meet you guys 370 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So nice to meet you! 371 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hello Hello! 372 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it 373 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 probably have, because it's been 374 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 basically national news every night 375 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Taylor Swift is on tour 376 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's the Era's tour 377 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Tonight she playing her second sold out night 378 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Here in Minneapolis . 379 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 At beautiful US Bank Stadium. 380 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So I had this idea, 381 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was basicall gonna dress up 382 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as a Kanye fan, 383 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got the whole Kanye gear on here. 384 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got Yeezy for President 385 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ye for President 386 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I even got the Yeezy foam runners on. 387 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you don't know, 388 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Taylor Swift and Kanye have that 389 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 infamous beef with eachother 390 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but you probably know about it. 391 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Just for the record, I love Taylor Swift 392 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I think she's great 393 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would even consider myself a Swiftie 394 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to be honest 395 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ya know I love her music. 396 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So, this is purely a joke. 397 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You guys going to Taylor Swift? 398 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nah but we wish we could 399 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation? 400 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What happened? 401 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh with that microphone and shit? 402 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Can I get a picture? 403 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea, you going to Taylor Swift? 404 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea can I get a picture? 405 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift 406 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you're going, then you can't 407 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Actually I'm not 408 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation 409 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on let me get one more. 410 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 In front of the stadium yea look! 411 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all 412 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you! 413 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you so much, really appreciate it 414 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey just remember, 415 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Beyonce had the best video of all time. 416 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea hey, that what he said? 417 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Of all time! 418 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He took that mic though 419 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ain't they back together? 420 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Kanye and Beyonce? 421 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Bitch they've never been together. 422 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No no she had the best video of all time 423 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea she did 424 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous 425 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea he did 426 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't ever forget 427 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He put her on 428 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans 429 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like, like me? 430 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand? 431 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes it is! 432 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch? 433 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Guess some what? 434 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Some Kanye merch in there? 435 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea that's what they're telling me, 436 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's where they're selling all the merchandise 437 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, like for Kanye 438 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Kanye West? 439 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Kanye West? No not him. 440 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Like Yeezy? 441 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know he made that bitch famous right? 442 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, I don't care who made who famous. 443 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff. 444 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're on Taylor's side in this situation though? 445 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here. 446 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time. 447 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know that right? 448 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either. 449 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm more of a rock n roll guy 450 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh what band do you like? 451 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The first band I saw was the Beatles. 452 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The Beatles. You respect real music, 453 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I appreciate it. 454 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Rock n roll man. 455 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey could I get a shot on the news? 456 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Uh, not necessarily. 457 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why? 458 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because that's, you're like here for 459 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 some political reason 460 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I am not here for a political story. 461 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye. 462 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know about the whole situation right? 463 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I honestly don't so I'm just 464 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 going to leave it alone. 465 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm just saying he made that bitch famous. 466 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know that right? 467 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man. 468 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not here to really talk about it, 469 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm just here to cover this. 470 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So, you know. You can talk to anybody else. 471 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well it's a big deal because 472 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the only reason Taylor Swift is here 473 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is because of Kanye 474 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved. 475 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Can you tell me like, 476 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what do you like about Taylor Swift? 477 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What? 478 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cause imma be honest, 479 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation. 480 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's 481 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a little, self centered. 482 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I mean, I don't think he's a kind person, 483 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for what he did to Taylor Swift. 484 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh I mean if you make Graduation, 485 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you'd be self centered too right? 486 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you what? 487 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you made graduation you'd be self centered too. 488 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Or college drop out. 489 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out 490 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everybody's entitled to their own opinion 491 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and likes so 492 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey I'm not sure people came here 493 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to uh, talk to strangers. 494 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just feel a weird vibe 495 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then. 496 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, we're in a Taylor Swift line. 497 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, but I'm team Kanye. 498 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's cool, that's great. 499 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Taylor couldn't make Graduation 500 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm telling you that. 501 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's like Taylor said, 502 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she's a fan, but kinda disappointed 503 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in the things he's done 504 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No but he's a genius though, right? 505 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know? 506 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And those are probably the most 507 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hideous things I've ever seen. 508 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Excuse me? 509 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes, sorry. 510 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're disrespecting my Foam Runners? 511 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift! 512 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I paid $1500 for these. 513 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well honey you probably should've bought 514 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 some pants that are a little 515 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 more appropriate for $1500 516 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You mean these beautiful pajama pants? 517 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yea... 518 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That are available