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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like this wind is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.16,0:00:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about to blow me off the porch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.66,0:00:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta hold on with my legs here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.13,0:00:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another video started on my back porch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.94,0:00:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guys, I know, what a shocker, but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.67,0:00:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to announce to you that the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.64,0:00:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,long awaited Lofe pajama pants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.15,0:00:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are now available.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just dropped these
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they got the Lofe logo on them right here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot of you guys have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.85,0:00:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been asking for 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.76,0:00:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want a pair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.77,0:00:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go pick one up right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.99,0:00:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're only available at lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.53,0:00:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro you look fresh as hell right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.52,0:00:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the glasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gotta become like a sunglasses,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.74,0:00:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like crew, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:31.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, like a rock band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.94,0:00:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, nah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.76,0:00:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.64,0:00:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea where to go,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.92,0:00:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been here twice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you don't know it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.80,0:00:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.96,0:00:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.90,0:00:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell no (Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.03,0:00:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you climb?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.98,0:00:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean it's easy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.76,0:00:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't climb this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.78,0:00:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now they're talking shit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.94,0:01:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.64,0:01:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making me wanna do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.37,0:01:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll fucking break my neck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.74,0:01:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.100,0:01:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ain't no way, bruh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.47,0:01:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got more upper body strength than me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.81,0:01:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, man, we get it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.12,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get it, you guys can climb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.90,0:01:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.49,0:01:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-uh. What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.74,0:01:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, South Dakota
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.83,0:01:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just punch someone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.14,0:01:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you find the license plate,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.69,0:01:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.41,0:01:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a different state?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.43,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North Dakota. Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.19,0:01:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.95,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doin?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.96,0:01:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.68,0:01:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.11,0:01:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, he's not filming
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.54,0:01:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, he is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.36,0:01:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's a banana
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.18,0:01:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.21,0:01:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can call the security,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.55,0:01:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no that's a banana.\N– or you can go.\NWe just asking—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.36,0:01:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno why that was so funny
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.63,0:01:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were having a civil\Nconversation with him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.63,0:01:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.99,0:01:55.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any food I can buy off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.31,0:01:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you first before we go, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.79,0:01:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starving
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.34,0:02:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big boy, he needs to eat right here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.01,0:02:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, for real (inadible)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.30,0:02:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna starve
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.12,0:02:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all wanna see him starve?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.11,0:02:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.82,0:02:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just threw us under the bus
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.28,0:02:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, call the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call them, call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.92,0:02:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.71,0:02:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.52,0:02:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to turn his back on us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.99,0:02:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We turn our back on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.10,0:02:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks like a Nikki Sixx
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.34,0:02:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda like a old school rocker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.61,0:02:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.48,0:02:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nirvana?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.04,0:02:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.68,0:02:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, the last time you kicked me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.13,0:02:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, my leg down there went numb
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.71,0:02:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.46,0:02:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I let you do that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.51,0:02:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.90,0:02:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It actually hurt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.83,0:02:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't even flinch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.84,0:02:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His actually hurts a little bit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.32,0:02:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.03,0:02:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got some weight on me though
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.54,0:02:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, see, bro, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.64,0:02:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did that hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.74,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just worried about you, it gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.13,0:02:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.25,0:02:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.55,0:02:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.33,0:03:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You kicked me in the ass, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.56,0:03:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, ok
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, hey, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.41,0:03:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Bill's still
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.79,0:03:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking to 'em,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.53,0:03:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like how much does he have to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.16,0:03:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, we're going to wait over here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.99,0:03:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time for this buffoonery
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.02,0:03:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine there's an actual crime going down
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.02,0:03:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they taking this long to get here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.71,0:03:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did check that one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.03,0:03:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one hurt your foot,\NI know it hurt your foot
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.33,0:03:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta carry me\Nup the trail on your back too
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.92,0:03:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.55,0:03:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna use the force to move him that\Nway
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.87,0:03:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, look it's working, it's working
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.42,0:03:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.14,0:03:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a cop right there,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.06,0:03:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go up the trail!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.06,0:03:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate one of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.08,0:03:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, eat it again
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You can eat them
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.88,0:03:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't see
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.59,0:03:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's insane
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.30,0:03:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they good for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.36,0:03:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.06,0:03:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.46,0:03:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mustard plant
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.08,0:03:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, what the fuck! Yo..\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.66,0:03:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not eating that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.58,0:03:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It tastes good!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.40,0:03:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't trust wild flowers
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.62,0:04:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hell no
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.61,0:04:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)\NChill, chill out. What the fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.86,0:04:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why you choking me?\NBro you started touching my ass
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.66,0:04:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's crazy bro\NHow much to eat that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.62,0:04:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, for you to eat that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.14,0:04:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, \NI don't care how much
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.29,0:04:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.41,0:04:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, some black pepper and salt
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.35,0:04:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna get a disease and die
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.66,0:04:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.68,0:04:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just realized we're going up the hill
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.79,0:04:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're we doing this\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.18,0:04:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all brought really good hiking shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.06,0:04:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too, as you can tell
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.12,0:04:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like gasping for air,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.36,0:04:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've walked up like barely a block
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.45,0:04:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not all of us are conditioned like you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.77,0:04:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, this is beautiful up here\N- I told you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.82,0:04:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)\NThey're calling about our car
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.13,0:04:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It was at this moment that he knew,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.99,0:04:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}he fucked up{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.99,0:05:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait what're they saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.30,0:05:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We cant park there?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.78,0:05:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try one of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.96,0:05:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah\NAm I gonna get sick from this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.16,0:05:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why you wanna do that?\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.76,0:05:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is. I didnt even see that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.08,0:05:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you can eat those yellow flowers,\Nright?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.98,0:05:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mustard plant
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.06,0:05:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh\NYou want one?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.54,0:05:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on mushrooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.65,0:05:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.60,0:05:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on the magic shrooms
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.59,0:05:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.99,0:05:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't read
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.73,0:05:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hes blind too
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.81,0:05:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.10,0:05:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tried to get Lasik and it failed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.02,0:05:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No balls, you rip the ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.42,0:05:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.40,0:05:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're you giving us a ticket though,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.17,0:05:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we're already by the car?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.52,0:05:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just about to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.27,0:05:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're stopped here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.66,0:05:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats your truck right there, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.42,0:05:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.52,0:06:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.27,0:06:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't pay for a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.38,0:06:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, I can't afford a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.65,0:06:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cant afford a ticket, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.19,0:06:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.50,0:06:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.15,0:06:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.28,0:06:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, please don't give me a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.96,0:06:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.31,0:06:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.70,0:06:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.33,0:06:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.21,0:06:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, imma be homeless
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.39,0:06:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I have to pay this ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.33,0:06:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.88,0:06:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.94,0:06:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.89,0:06:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.75,0:06:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.64,0:06:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't pay for a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.21,0:06:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.21,0:06:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.33,0:06:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.26,0:06:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.45,0:06:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was acting like a tough guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.90,0:06:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm really not
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.76,0:06:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.48,0:07:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.31,0:07:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.42,0:07:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.35,0:07:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on my knees, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.51,0:07:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't give us a ticket!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.79,0:07:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.69,0:07:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.59,0:07:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.46,0:07:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not expensive though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.64,0:07:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.79,0:07:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not expensive though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.87,0:07:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uhh $63
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.18,0:07:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.02,0:07:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't afford $63!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.82,0:07:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.80,0:07:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,63??
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.02,0:07:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.52,0:07:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.24,0:07:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Fortnite
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.39,0:07:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you expect me to do
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.49,0:07:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I can't afford a battle pass?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.54,0:07:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not buy it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.42,0:07:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not an option
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.50,0:07:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at Melanie talking to the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.50,0:07:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's trying to get us out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.42,0:07:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey are you on their side?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.80,0:07:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traitor!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.91,0:07:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't make it clear
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.01,0:07:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean I take it very seriously
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.91,0:07:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really do
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.90,0:07:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I seek to abide by the rules
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.92,0:07:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh but that's not a good idea
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.78,0:08:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay ay preach it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.65,0:08:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're getting a lot of people mad over here
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.48,0:08:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With these signs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.35,0:08:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can't read the signs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Furious!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm enraged right now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has the audacity to give me a ticket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass from Fortnite.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making it worse
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree, should we start a petition?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sign was pointed that way
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how many people got tickets
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're all over here protesting
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get you too?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am enraged right now!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am absolutely...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AHHHHH
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,COME BACK!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$63
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a ticket?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yea
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gonna pay?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No picture, I'm just kidding
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you man, appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You started crying like aggressively
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bruh I lost it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}cough cough{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was screaming to protest the ticket
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought he was going to say $200
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he said $63 I was like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not that much
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just pretended like it was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we're eating Pho. Sweet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How y'all doing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright so my boy David Kushner
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a concert tonight in LA
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He reached out to me, like awhile ago
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a year ago or something
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just on Instagram,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said he liked the videos
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm uh, a fan of his music
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's really talented
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know he's blowing up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over these past few months
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his new song
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm really proud of him
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I saw that he was going to be in LA
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I asked if we could come out to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his show, and he said yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, he put us on the list
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we're about to go in there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going in to see David or what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea I love him
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I saw you followed him, I was like...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea he's my homie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want Dan to take it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea I'm shaking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hands shaking too, don't know why
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey nice to meet you, appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm shaking more than her bro
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hands going like this, got Parkinsons or something
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um can we get a photo with you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea of course
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I get one?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea yea
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys, really appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bring a camera in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey I know you're stressing right now,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but can I get a photo
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea yea
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not stressed, I'm just irritated
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bleep
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the camera
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I guess we'll just get the iphone photos for you guys
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really the only option here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you guys!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about all that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you bruh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a hugger I'm a hugger
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for coming
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so proud of you and your success
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thanks, you too
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to say, David freaking loves you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I make him food,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he turns on your videos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like an ipad kid for this guy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, like when I go to YouTube
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like his algorithm is just like, you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea I watch you now because of his algorithm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all ipad kids
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys need to do a video together
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause this mans a troll
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you knew him in real life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He really is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could kinda tell you were a bit of a prankster
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lets go! Total buffoon! I gotta put this on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yea
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo that's so fire!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to get a picture.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get the whole crew in there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm looking forward to watching you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yea, thanks for coming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate you for supporting.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea, that's so awesome.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was acting all put together
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, but now that he saw this man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna disrupt
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's so nice to meet you guys
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello Hello!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably have, because it's been
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically national news every night
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift is on tour
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the Era's tour
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight she playing her second sold out night
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here in Minneapolis .
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I had this idea,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was basicall gonna dress up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a Kanye fan,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got Yeezy for President
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye for President
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't know,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infamous beef with eachother
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you probably know about it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just for the record, I love Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she's great
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would even consider myself a Swiftie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be honest
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya know I love her music.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is purely a joke.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys going to Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah but we wish we could
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh with that microphone and shit?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I get a picture?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea, you going to Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea can I get a picture?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're going, then you can't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually I'm not
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on let me get one more.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In front of the stadium yea look!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much, really appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey just remember,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beyonce had the best video of all time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea hey, that what he said?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all time!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He took that mic though
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't they back together?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye and Beyonce?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch they've never been together.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no she had the best video of all time
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea she did
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea he did
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever forget
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He put her on
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, like me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes it is!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess some what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some Kanye merch in there?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea that's what they're telling me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's where they're selling all the merchandise
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, like for Kanye
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye West?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye West? No not him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like Yeezy?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know he made that bitch famous right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't care who made who famous.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more of a rock n roll guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh what band do you like?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first band I saw was the Beatles.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Beatles. You respect real music,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rock n roll man.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey could I get a shot on the news?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, not necessarily.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that's, you're like here for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some political reason
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I am not here for a political story.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know about the whole situation right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I honestly don't so I'm just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to leave it alone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying he made that bitch famous.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not here to really talk about it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just here to cover this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you know. You can talk to anybody else.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's a big deal because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the only reason Taylor Swift is here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is because of Kanye
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you like about Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause imma be honest,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a little, self centered.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for what he did to Taylor Swift.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I mean if you make Graduation,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd be self centered too right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you made graduation you'd be self centered too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or college drop out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and likes so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey I'm not sure people came here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to uh, talk to strangers.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just feel a weird vibe
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I'm team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cool, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor couldn't make Graduation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Taylor said,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's a fan, but kinda disappointed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the things he's done
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No but he's a genius though, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And those are probably the most
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hideous things I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I paid $1500 for these.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well honey you probably should've bought
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some pants that are a little
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more appropriate for $1500
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That are available