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I feel like this wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew, you know,
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everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
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Yeah, like a rock band
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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you've been here twice,
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but you don't know it?
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Yeah (laughing)
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Can you climb trees?
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Hell no (Laughing)
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Can you climb?
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What do you mean it's easy?
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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Yeah, I know
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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(Laughing)
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's a banana.
– or you can go.
We just asking—
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil
conversation with him
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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Do you have any food I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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- What the fuck?
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like a Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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(singing)
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Nirvana?
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(laughter)
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg down there went numb
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(laughing)
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Hey, hey, hey, bro
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
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No, for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
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No
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this
(laughs)
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We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
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(laughs)
They're calling about our car
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It was at this moment that he knew,
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he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
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We cant park there?
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Try one of these?
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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
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Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
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The mustard plant
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- Oh
You want one?
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You're on mushrooms?
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How's it going?
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He's on the magic shrooms
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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You will?
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
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if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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Well you're stopped here
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please, sir
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
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Fuck!
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It's not expensive though, right?
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Please!
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It's not expensive though, right?
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uhh $63
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God Damn!
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I can't afford $63!
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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
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63??
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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
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Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass
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on Fortnite
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What do you expect me to do
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Now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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Not buy it
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That's not an option
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Look at Melanie talking to the cops
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She's trying to get us out of this.
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Hey are you on their side?
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Traitor!
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They don't make it clear
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I mean I take it very seriously
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I really do
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I seek to abide by the rules
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Oh but that's not a good idea
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Ay ay preach it!
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You're getting a lot of people mad over here
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With these signs
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They can't read the signs
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I'm Furious!
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I'm enraged right now
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He has the audacity to give me a ticket
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when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass from Fortnite.
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Can you believe it?
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You're making it worse
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I agree, should we start a petition?
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Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
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The sign was pointed that way
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Look how many people got tickets
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they're all over here protesting
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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They get you too?
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This is ridiculous
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I am enraged right now!
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I am absolutely...
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AHHHHH
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NO
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COME BACK!
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$63
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Yea, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?
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You got a ticket?
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yea
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You gonna pay?
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Nah man
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Alright
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No picture, I'm just kidding
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Thank you man, appreciate it
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You started crying like aggressively
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Bruh I lost it
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cough cough
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I was screaming to protest the ticket
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got me
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oh my god
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I thought he was going to say $200
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So he said $63 I was like,
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That's not that much
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I just pretended like it was
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I guess we're eating Pho. Sweet
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How y'all doing?
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Alright so my boy David Kushner
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has a concert tonight in LA
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He reached out to me, like awhile ago
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like a year ago or something
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Just on Instagram,
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he said he liked the videos
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And I'm uh, a fan of his music
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He's really talented
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You know he's blowing up
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over these past few months
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with his new song
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And I'm really proud of him
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So, I saw that he was going to be in LA
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and I asked if we could come out to
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his show, and he said yes
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So, he put us on the list
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Now we're about to go in there
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You're going in to see David or what?
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Yea I love him
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when I saw you followed him, I was like...
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Yea he's my homie
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You want Dan to take it?
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Yea I'm shaking
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My hands shaking too, don't know why
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Hey nice to meet you, appreciate it
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I'm shaking more than her bro
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Hands going like this, got Parkinsons or something
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Um can we get a photo with you?
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Yea of course
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Can I get one?
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Yea yea
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Thank you guys, really appreciate it
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I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal
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to bring a camera in
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Hey I know you're stressing right now,
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but can I get a photo
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Yea yea
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I'm not stressed, I'm just irritated
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Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little
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bleep
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about the camera
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So I guess we'll just get the iphone photos for you guys
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That's really the only option here
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David!
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How are you
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Nice to meet you guys!
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Sorry about all that
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Nice to meet you!
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Nice to meet you bruh
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I'm a hugger I'm a hugger
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Thanks for coming
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Of course
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I'm so proud of you and your success
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Oh thanks, you too
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I have to say, David freaking loves you
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Every time I make him food,
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he's like
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and he turns on your videos.
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I'm like an ipad kid for this guy.
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Seriously, like when I go to YouTube
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like his algorithm is just like, you
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Yea I watch you now because of his algorithm
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We're all ipad kids
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You guys need to do a video together
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Cause this mans a troll
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If you knew him in real life,
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he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet
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He really is
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I could kinda tell you were a bit of a prankster
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Lets go! Total buffoon! I gotta put this on
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Hell yea
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Yo that's so fire!
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We need to get a picture.
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Let's get the whole crew in there.
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I'm looking forward to watching you
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Hell yea, thanks for coming.
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I appreciate you for supporting.
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Yea, that's so awesome.
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He was acting all put together
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like, but now that he saw this man
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I don't wanna disrupt
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No it's so nice to meet you guys
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So nice to meet you!
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Hello Hello!
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Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it
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probably have, because it's been
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basically national news every night
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Taylor Swift is on tour
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it's the Era's tour
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Tonight she playing her second sold out night
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Here in Minneapolis .
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At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
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So I had this idea,
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I was basicall gonna dress up
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as a Kanye fan,
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I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
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I got Yeezy for President
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Ye for President
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I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
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If you don't know,
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Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
infamous beef with eachother
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but you probably know about it.
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Just for the record, I love Taylor Swift
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I think she's great
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I would even consider myself a Swiftie
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to be honest
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Ya know I love her music.
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So, this is purely a joke.
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You guys going to Taylor Swift?
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Nah but we wish we could
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Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation?
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What happened?
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Oh with that microphone and shit?
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Can I get a picture?
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Yea, you going to Taylor Swift?
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Yea can I get a picture?
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Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift
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If you're going, then you can't
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Actually I'm not
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I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation
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Come on let me get one more.
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In front of the stadium yea look!
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I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all
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Thank you!
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Thank you so much, really appreciate it
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Hey just remember,
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Beyonce had the best video of all time.
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Yea hey, that what he said?
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Of all time!
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He took that mic though
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Ain't they back together?
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Kanye and Beyonce?
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Bitch they've never been together.
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No no she had the best video of all time
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Yea she did
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Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
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Yea he did
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Don't ever forget
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He put her on
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Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
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like, like me?
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Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
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Yes it is!
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Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?
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Guess some what?
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Some Kanye merch in there?
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Yea that's what they're telling me,
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that's where they're selling all the merchandise
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No, like for Kanye
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Kanye West?
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Kanye West? No not him.
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Like Yeezy?
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You know he made that bitch famous right?
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Well, I don't care who made who famous.
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The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.
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You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?
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I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here.
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'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.
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You know that right?
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I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either.
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I'm more of a rock n roll guy
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Oh what band do you like?
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The first band I saw was the Beatles.
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The Beatles. You respect real music,
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I appreciate it.
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Rock n roll man.
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Hey could I get a shot on the news?
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Uh, not necessarily.
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Why?
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Because that's, you're like here for
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some political reason
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and I am not here for a political story.
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Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye.
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You know about the whole situation right?
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I honestly don't so I'm just
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going to leave it alone.
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I'm just saying he made that bitch famous.
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You know that right?
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Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man.
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I'm not here to really talk about it,
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I'm just here to cover this.
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So, you know. You can talk to anybody else.
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Well it's a big deal because
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the only reason Taylor Swift is here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
is because of Kanye
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Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.
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Can you tell me like,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What?
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Cause imma be honest,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.
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I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
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a little, self centered.
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I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
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for what he did to Taylor Swift.
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Oh I mean if you make Graduation,
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you'd be self centered too right?
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If you what?
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If you made graduation you'd be self centered too.
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Or college drop out.
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Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out
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Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
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and likes so
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Hey I'm not sure people came here
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to uh, talk to strangers.
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I just feel a weird vibe
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So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.
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No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
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No, but I'm team Kanye.
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That's cool, that's great.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
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I'm telling you that.
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It's like Taylor said,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
she's a fan, but kinda disappointed
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in the things he's done
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No but he's a genius though, right?
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He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
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And those are probably the most
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
hideous things I've ever seen.
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Excuse me?
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Yes, sorry.
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You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
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You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift!
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I paid $1500 for these.
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Well honey you probably should've bought
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some pants that are a little
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more appropriate for $1500
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You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
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Yea...
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That are available