I feel like this wind is
about to blow me off the porch.
Gotta hold on with my legs here
Another video started on my back porch
guys, I know, what a shocker, but
I just wanted to announce to you that the
long awaited Lofe pajama pants
are now available.
We just dropped these
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
I know a lot of you guys have
been asking for 'em
if you want a pair
go pick one up right now
they're only available at lofestore.com
Bro you look fresh as hell right now
the glasses
we gotta become like a sunglasses,
like crew, you know,
everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
Yeah, like a rock band
Nah, nah
I'm not gonna lie,
I have no idea where to go,
do you know?
you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
Yeah (laughing)
Can you climb trees?
Hell no (Laughing)
Can you climb?
What do you mean it's easy?
You can't climb this?
Now they're talking shit
(Laughing)
Making me wanna do it
I'll fucking break my neck
Do it
- Ain't no way, bruh
Damn
He's got more upper body strength than me
Okay, man, we get it
We get it, you guys can climb
Congratulations
Yeah, I know
Uh-uh. What's that?
like, South Dakota
You just punch someone
when you find the license plate,
- Yeah
of a different state?
North Dakota. Boom!
- What the fuck?
How you doin?
- Oh really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
- Oh, he's not filming
- Yes, he is
- That's a banana
(Laughing)
- I can call the security,
No, no that's a banana. – or you can go. We just asking—
I dunno why that was so funny
We were having a civil conversation with him
You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Do you have any food I can buy off
you first before we go, though?
I'm starving
big boy, he needs to eat right here
- Yeah, for real (inadible)
He's gonna starve
Y'all wanna see him starve?
- What the fuck?
He just threw us under the bus
You know what, call the cops
Call them, call them on him
Call them on him
- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
He wants to turn his back on us
We turn our back on him
He looks like a Nikki Sixx
kinda like a old school rocker
(singing)
Nirvana?
(laughter)
You look great
Yo, the last time you kicked me
Bro, my leg down there went numb
(laughing)
I don't know why I let you do that
Oh God
It actually hurt
He didn't even flinch
His actually hurts a little bit
Damn!
He's got some weight on me though
See, see, bro, see?
Did that hurt?
Yes, bro
Just worried about you, it gets unchy
It gets what?
It gets unchy
Oh, my god!
You kicked me in the ass, bro
Ok, ok
Hey, hey, hey, bro
I can't believe Bill's still
talking to 'em,
like how much does he have to say?
Alright, we're going to wait over here
I don't have time for this buffoonery
Imagine there's an actual crime going down
they taking this long to get here
I did check that one
That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot
you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too
I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing)
I'm gonna use the force to move him that way
Aye, look it's working, it's working
(laughing)
There's a cop right there,
go up the trail!
You ate one of these?
Well, eat it again
- You can eat them
I didn't see
- She's insane
Are they good for you?
- Yeah
What is it?
It's a mustard plant
Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs)
I'm not eating that
- It tastes good!
I don't trust wild flowers
Oh hell no
(laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck
- Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass
- That's crazy bro How much to eat that?
No, for you to eat that
For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much
No
You know, some black pepper and salt
You're gonna get a disease and die
(heavy breathing)
I just realized we're going up the hill
Why're we doing this (laughs)
We all brought really good hiking shoes
too, as you can tell
I'm like gasping for air,
I've walked up like barely a block
Not all of us are conditioned like you
Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you
(laughs) They're calling about our car
It was at this moment that he knew,
he fucked up
Wait what're they saying?
We cant park there?
Try one of these?
- Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this?
Why you wanna do that? (laughing)
It is. I didnt even see that
You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right?
The mustard plant
- Oh You want one?
You're on mushrooms?
How's it going?
He's on the magic shrooms
I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
I can't read
Oh hes blind too
- Yeah
He tried to get Lasik and it failed
No balls, you rip the ticket
You will?
Why're you giving us a ticket though,
if we're already by the car?
We were just about to leave
Well you're stopped here
Thats your truck right there, right?
They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
I can't pay for a ticket
Bro, I can't afford a ticket
I cant afford a ticket, sir
Sir
I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Please, please don't give me a ticket
Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Sir
Please
What do you want?
Sir, imma be homeless
if I have to pay this ticket
I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Please
(fake crying)
Sir
Please sir
I can't pay for a ticket
No
Please
Sir
(fake crying)
I was acting like a tough guy,
but I'm really not
(fake crying)
Sir
Please, sir
I'm on my knees, sir
Don't give us a ticket!
Please!
Fuck!
It's not expensive though, right?
Please!
It's not expensive though, right?
uhh $63
God Damn!
I can't afford $63!
That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
63??
You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass
on Fortnite
What do you expect me to do
Now that I can't afford a battle pass?
Not buy it
That's not an option
Look at Melanie talking to the cops
She's trying to get us out of this.
Hey are you on their side?
Traitor!
They don't make it clear
I mean I take it very seriously
I really do
I seek to abide by the rules
Oh but that's not a good idea
Ay ay preach it!
You're getting a lot of people mad over here
With these signs
They can't read the signs
I'm Furious!
I'm enraged right now
He has the audacity to give me a ticket
when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass from Fortnite.
Can you believe it?
You're making it worse
I agree, should we start a petition?
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
The sign was pointed that way
Look how many people got tickets
they're all over here protesting
He got a ticket
They get you too?
This is ridiculous
I am enraged right now!
I am absolutely...
AHHHHH
NO
COME BACK!
$63
Yea, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?
You got a ticket?
yea
You gonna pay?
Nah man
Alright
No picture, I'm just kidding
Thank you man, appreciate it
You started crying like aggressively
Bruh I lost it
cough cough
I was screaming to protest the ticket
got me
oh my god
I thought he was going to say $200
So he said $63 I was like,
That's not that much
I just pretended like it was
I guess we're eating Pho. Sweet
How y'all doing?
Alright so my boy David Kushner
has a concert tonight in LA
He reached out to me, like awhile ago
like a year ago or something
Just on Instagram,
he said he liked the videos
And I'm uh, a fan of his music
He's really talented
You know he's blowing up
over these past few months
with his new song
And I'm really proud of him
So, I saw that he was going to be in LA
and I asked if we could come out to
his show, and he said yes
So, he put us on the list
Now we're about to go in there
You're going in to see David or what?
Yea I love him
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
Yea he's my homie
You want Dan to take it?
Yea I'm shaking
My hands shaking too, don't know why
Hey nice to meet you, appreciate it
I'm shaking more than her bro
Hands going like this, got Parkinsons or something
Um can we get a photo with you?
Yea of course
Can I get one?
Yea yea
Thank you guys, really appreciate it
I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal
to bring a camera in
Hey I know you're stressing right now,
but can I get a photo
Yea yea
I'm not stressed, I'm just irritated
Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little
bleep
about the camera
So I guess we'll just get the iphone photos for you guys
That's really the only option here
David!
How are you
Nice to meet you guys!
Sorry about all that
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you bruh
I'm a hugger I'm a hugger
Thanks for coming
Of course
I'm so proud of you and your success
Oh thanks, you too
I have to say, David freaking loves you
Every time I make him food,
he's like
and he turns on your videos.
I'm like an ipad kid for this guy.
Seriously, like when I go to YouTube
like his algorithm is just like, you
Yea I watch you now because of his algorithm
We're all ipad kids
You guys need to do a video together
Cause this mans a troll
If you knew him in real life,
he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet
He really is
I could kinda tell you were a bit of a prankster
Lets go! Total buffoon! I gotta put this on
Hell yea
Yo that's so fire!
We need to get a picture.
Let's get the whole crew in there.
I'm looking forward to watching you
Hell yea, thanks for coming.
I appreciate you for supporting.
Yea, that's so awesome.
He was acting all put together
like, but now that he saw this man
I don't wanna disrupt
No it's so nice to meet you guys
So nice to meet you!
Hello Hello!
Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it
probably have, because it's been
basically national news every night
Taylor Swift is on tour
it's the Era's tour
Tonight she playing her second sold out night
Here in Minneapolis .
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
So I had this idea,
I was basicall gonna dress up
as a Kanye fan,
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
I got Yeezy for President
Ye for President
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
If you don't know,
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
infamous beef with eachother
but you probably know about it.
Just for the record, I love Taylor Swift
I think she's great
I would even consider myself a Swiftie
to be honest
Ya know I love her music.
So, this is purely a joke.
You guys going to Taylor Swift?
Nah but we wish we could
Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation?
What happened?
Oh with that microphone and shit?
Can I get a picture?
Yea, you going to Taylor Swift?
Yea can I get a picture?
Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift
If you're going, then you can't
Actually I'm not
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation
Come on let me get one more.
In front of the stadium yea look!
I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all
Thank you!
Thank you so much, really appreciate it
Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time.
Yea hey, that what he said?
Of all time!
He took that mic though
Ain't they back together?
Kanye and Beyonce?
Bitch they've never been together.
No no she had the best video of all time
Yea she did
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
Yea he did
Don't ever forget
He put her on
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
like, like me?
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
Yes it is!
Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?
Guess some what?
Some Kanye merch in there?
Yea that's what they're telling me,
that's where they're selling all the merchandise
No, like for Kanye
Kanye West?
Kanye West? No not him.
Like Yeezy?
You know he made that bitch famous right?
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.
You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?
I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here.
'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.
You know that right?
I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either.
I'm more of a rock n roll guy
Oh what band do you like?
The first band I saw was the Beatles.
The Beatles. You respect real music,
I appreciate it.
Rock n roll man.
Hey could I get a shot on the news?
Uh, not necessarily.
Why?
Because that's, you're like here for
some political reason
and I am not here for a political story.
Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye.
You know about the whole situation right?
I honestly don't so I'm just
going to leave it alone.
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous.
You know that right?
Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man.
I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.
So, you know. You can talk to anybody else.
Well it's a big deal because
the only reason Taylor Swift is here
is because of Kanye
Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.
Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
What?
Cause imma be honest,
I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
a little, self centered.
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.
Oh I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too right?
If you what?
If you made graduation you'd be self centered too.
Or college drop out.
Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so
Hey I'm not sure people came here
to uh, talk to strangers.
I just feel a weird vibe
So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
No, but I'm team Kanye.
That's cool, that's great.
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
I'm telling you that.
It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but kinda disappointed
in the things he's done
No but he's a genius though, right?
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.
Excuse me?
Yes, sorry.
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift!
I paid $1500 for these.
Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little
more appropriate for $1500
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
Yea...
That are available at Lofe.com
What do you do for a living?
Huh? I'm on unemployment.
I wonder why.
How about you go get some
real clothes, and then you can
get a real job.
These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market thought.
That's great, good for you!
And they're available at lofestore.com
You're not welcome here
and you're harassing people which is illegal
so fuck off!
BOOO
This is illegal?
Yes it is
harassing people is illegal
How am I harassing people?
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
Just so you know, if we ignore him
They have nothing to put on film.
Get his 15 minutes of fame.
Can we get a picture?
Yea of course
I love, I love you I love him!
I love him so much
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
Wait show the sign show the sign!
I love Kanye
Kanye's the best.
I love Kanye he's amazing.
I love Kanye!
Team Kanye!
Let's go!
Thank you so much!
Alright thank you, appreciate it
Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now
You sure I can't just get one shot?
in the news?
I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, ya know?
like she said
That's really not why I'm here
I'm here to do a specific thing.
Well what's the specific thing?
Cover this event.
To some extent you're part of the event.
Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right?