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I feel like this wind is

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about to blow me off the porch.

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Gotta hold on with my legs here

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Another video started on my back porch

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guys, I know, what a shocker, but

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I just wanted to announce to you that the

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long awaited Lofe pajama pants

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are now available.

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We just dropped these

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they got the Lofe logo on them right here

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I know a lot of you guys have

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been asking for 'em

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if you want a pair

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go pick one up right now

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they're only available at lofestore.com

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Bro you look fresh as hell right now

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the glasses

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we gotta become like a sunglasses,

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like crew, you know,

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everybody wears sunglasses, like a band

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a band?

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Yeah, like a rock band

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oh I thought you

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meant like a band like

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a thousand dollar glasses

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Nah, nah

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I'm not gonna lie,

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I have no idea where to go,

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do you know?

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you've been here twice,

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but you don't know it?

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Yeah (laughing)

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Can you climb trees?

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Hell no (Laughing)

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Can you climb?

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What do you mean it's easy?

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You can't climb this?

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Now they're talking shit

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(Laughing)

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Making me wanna do it

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I'll fucking break my neck

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Do it

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- Ain't no way, bruh

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Damn

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He's got more upper body strength than me

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Okay, man, we get it

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We get it, you guys can climb

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Congratulations

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you got your sweater dirty

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Yeah, I know

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you ever play the

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license plate

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game?

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Uh-uh. What's that?

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like, South Dakota

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You just punch someone

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when you find the license plate,

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- Yeah

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of a different state?

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North Dakota. Boom!

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- What the fuck?

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How you doin?

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we're doing like a

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movie screening

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- Oh really?

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah

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what does that mean?

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well we're screening

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a movie

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- Oh, he's not filming

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- Yes, he is

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- That's a banana

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(Laughing)

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- I can call the security,

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No, no that's a banana.
– or you can go.
We just asking—

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I dunno why that was so funny

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We were having a civil
conversation with him

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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)

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Do you have any food

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I can buy off

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you first before we go, though?

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I'm starving

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big boy, he needs to eat right here

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- Yeah, for real (inadible)

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He's gonna starve

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Y'all wanna see him starve?

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- What the fuck?

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He just threw us under the bus

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You know what, call the cops

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Call them, call them on him

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Call them on him

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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is

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He wants to turn his back on us

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We turn our back on him

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He looks like a Nikki Sixx

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kinda like a old school rocker

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(singing)

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Nirvana?

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(laughter)

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You look great

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Yo, the last time you kicked me

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Bro, my leg down there went numb

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(laughing)

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I don't know why I let you do that

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Oh God

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It actually hurt

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He didn't even flinch

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His actually hurts a little bit

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Damn!

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He's got some weight on me though

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See, see, bro, see?

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Did that hurt?

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Yes, bro

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Just worried about you, it gets unchy

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It gets what?

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It gets unchy

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Oh, my god!

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You kicked me in the ass, bro

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Ok, ok

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Hey, hey, hey, bro

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I can't believe Bill's still

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talking to 'em,

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like how much does he have to say?

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Alright, we're going to wait over here

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I don't have time for this buffoonery

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Imagine there's an actual crime going down

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they taking this long to get here

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I did check that one

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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot

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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too

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I'm parting the seas like Moses did

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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)

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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way

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Aye, look it's working, it's working

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(laughing)

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There's a cop right there,

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go up the trail!

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You ate one of these?

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Well, eat it again

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- You can eat them

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I didn't see

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- She's insane

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Are they good for you?

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- Yeah

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What is it?

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It's a mustard plant

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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)

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I'm not eating that

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- It tastes good!

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I don't trust wild flowers

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Oh hell no

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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck

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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass

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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?

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No, for you to eat that

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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, 
I don't care how much

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No

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You know, some black pepper and salt

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You're gonna get a disease and die

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(heavy breathing)

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I just realized we're going up the hill

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Why're we doing this
(laughs)

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We all brought really good hiking shoes

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too, as you can tell

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I'm like gasping for air,

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I've walked up like barely a block

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Not all of us are conditioned like you

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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you

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(laughs)
They're calling about our car

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<i>It was at this moment that he knew,</i>

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<i>he fucked up</i>

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Wait what're they saying?

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We cant park there?

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Try one of these?

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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?

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Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)

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It is. I didnt even see that

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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?

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The mustard plant

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- Oh
You want one?

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You're on mushrooms?

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How's it going?

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He's on the magic shrooms

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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind

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I can't read

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Oh hes blind too

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- Yeah

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He tried to get Lasik and it failed

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No balls, you rip the ticket

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You will?

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Why're you giving us a ticket though,

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if we're already by the car?

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We were just about to leave

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Well you're stopped here

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Thats your truck right there, right?

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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?

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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket

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I can't pay for a ticket

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Bro, I can't afford a ticket

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I cant afford a ticket, sir

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Sir

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Sir

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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker

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Please, please don't give me a ticket

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Please, don't give us a ticket sir

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Sir

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Please

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What do you want?

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Sir, imma be homeless

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if I have to pay this ticket

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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please

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Please

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(fake crying)

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Sir

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Please sir

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I can't pay for a ticket

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No

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Please

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Sir

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(fake crying)

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I was acting like a tough guy,

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but I'm really not

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(fake crying)

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Sir

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Please, sir

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Please, sir

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I'm on my knees, sir

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Don't give us a ticket!

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Please!

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Please!

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Fuck!

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It's not expensive though, right?

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Please!

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It's not expensive though, right?

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uhh $63

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God Damn!

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I can't afford $63!

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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir

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63??

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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?

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Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass

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on Fortnite

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What do you expect me to do

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Now that I can't afford a battle pass?

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Not buy it

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That's not an option

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Look at Melanie talking to the cops

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She's trying to get us out of this.

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Hey are you on their side?

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Traitor!

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They don't make it clear

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I mean I take it very seriously

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I really do

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I seek to abide by the rules

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Oh but that's not a good idea

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Ay ay preach it!

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You're getting a lot of people mad over here

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With these signs

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They can't read the signs

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I'm Furious!

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I'm enraged right now

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He has the audacity to give me a ticket

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when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass from Fortnite.

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Can you believe it?

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You're making it worse

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I agree, should we start a petition?

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Dude you're trying to discard the evidence

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The sign was pointed that way

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Look how many people got tickets

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they're all over here protesting

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He got a ticket

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He got a ticket

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He got a ticket

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They get you too?

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This is ridiculous

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I am enraged right now!

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I am absolutely...

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AHHHHH

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NO

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COME BACK!

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$63

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Yea, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?

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You got a ticket?

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yea

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You gonna pay?

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Nah man

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Alright

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No picture, I'm just kidding

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Thank you man, appreciate it

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You started crying like aggressively

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Bruh I lost it

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<i>cough cough</i>

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I was screaming to protest the ticket

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got me

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oh my god

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I thought he was going to say $200

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So he said $63 I was like,

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That's not that much

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I just pretended like it was

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I guess we're eating Pho. Sweet

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How y'all doing?

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Alright so my boy David Kushner

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has a concert tonight in LA

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He reached out to me, like awhile ago

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like a year ago or something

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Just on Instagram,

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he said he liked the videos

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And I'm uh, a fan of his music

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He's really talented

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You know he's blowing up

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over these past few months

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with his new song

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And I'm really proud of him

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So, I saw that he was going to be in LA

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and I asked if we could come out to

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his show, and he said yes

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So, he put us on the list

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Now we're about to go in there

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You're going in to see David or what?

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Yea I love him

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when I saw you followed him, I was like...

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Yea he's my homie

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You want Dan to take it?

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Yea I'm shaking

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
My hands shaking too, don't know why

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Hey nice to meet you, appreciate it

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm shaking more than her bro

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Hands going like this, got Parkinsons or something

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Um can we get a photo with you?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea of course

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Can I get one?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea yea

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Thank you guys, really appreciate it

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I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
to bring a camera in

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Hey I know you're stressing right now,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
but can I get a photo

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea yea

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm not stressed, I'm just irritated

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little

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bleep

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
about the camera

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So I guess we'll just get the iphone photos for you guys

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's really the only option here

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
David!

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How are you

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Nice to meet you guys!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Sorry about all that

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Nice to meet you!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Nice to meet you bruh

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm a hugger I'm a hugger

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Thanks for coming

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Of course

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I'm so proud of you and your success

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Oh thanks, you too

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I have to say, David freaking loves you

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Every time I make him food,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he's like

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and he turns on your videos.

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I'm like an ipad kid for this guy.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Seriously, like when I go to YouTube

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like his algorithm is just like, you

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea I watch you now because of his algorithm

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
We're all ipad kids

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You guys need to do a video together

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Cause this mans a troll

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If you knew him in real life,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He really is

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I could kinda tell you were a bit of a prankster

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Lets go! Total buffoon! I gotta put this on

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Hell yea

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Yo that's so fire!

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We need to get a picture.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Let's get the whole crew in there.

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I'm looking forward to watching you

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Hell yea, thanks for coming.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I appreciate you for supporting.

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Yea, that's so awesome.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He was acting all put together

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like, but now that he saw this man

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I don't wanna disrupt

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No it's so nice to meet you guys

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So nice to meet you!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hello Hello!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
probably have, because it's been

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
basically national news every night

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor Swift is on tour

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it's the Era's tour

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Tonight she playing her second sold out night

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Here in Minneapolis .

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At beautiful US Bank Stadium.

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So I had this idea,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I was basicall gonna dress up

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
as a Kanye fan,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I got Yeezy for President

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ye for President

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you don't know,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
infamous beef with eachother

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
but you probably know about it.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Just for the record, I love Taylor Swift

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I think she's great

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I would even consider myself a Swiftie

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
to be honest

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ya know I love her music.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So, this is purely a joke.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You guys going to Taylor Swift?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Nah but we wish we could

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What happened?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh with that microphone and shit?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can I get a picture?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea, you going to Taylor Swift?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea can I get a picture?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you're going, then you can't

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Actually I'm not

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Come on let me get one more.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
In front of the stadium yea look!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all

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Thank you!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you so much, really appreciate it

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Hey just remember,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Beyonce had the best video of all time.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea hey, that what he said?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Of all time!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He took that mic though

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ain't they back together?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye and Beyonce?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Bitch they've never been together.

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No no she had the best video of all time

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea she did

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea he did

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Don't ever forget

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He put her on

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Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like, like me?

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Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?

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Yes it is!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Guess some what?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Some Kanye merch in there?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea that's what they're telling me,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
that's where they're selling all the merchandise

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, like for Kanye

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye West?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye West? No not him.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like Yeezy?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know he made that bitch famous right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well, I don't care who made who famous.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know that right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm more of a rock n roll guy

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh what band do you like?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
The first band I saw was the Beatles.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
The Beatles. You respect real music,

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I appreciate it.

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Rock n roll man.

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Hey could I get a shot on the news?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Uh, not necessarily.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Why?

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Because that's, you're like here for

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
some political reason

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and I am not here for a political story.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know about the whole situation right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I honestly don't so I'm just

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
going to leave it alone.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know that right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm not here to really talk about it,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm just here to cover this.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So, you know. You can talk to anybody else.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well it's a big deal because

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
the only reason Taylor Swift is here

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
is because of Kanye

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you tell me like,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
what do you like about Taylor Swift?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What?

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Cause imma be honest,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
a little, self centered.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
for what he did to Taylor Swift.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh I mean if you make Graduation,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you'd be self centered too right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you what?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you made graduation you'd be self centered too.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Or college drop out.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and likes so

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey I'm not sure people came here

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
to uh, talk to strangers.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I just feel a weird vibe

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, but I'm team Kanye.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's cool, that's great.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor couldn't make Graduation

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm telling you that.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
It's like Taylor said,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
she's a fan, but kinda disappointed

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
in the things he's done

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No but he's a genius though, right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And those are probably the most

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
hideous things I've ever seen.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Excuse me?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yes, sorry.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I paid $1500 for these.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well honey you probably should've bought

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
some pants that are a little

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
more appropriate for $1500

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea...

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That are available at Lofe.com

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What do you do for a living?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Huh? I'm on unemployment.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I wonder why.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How about you go get some

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
real clothes, and then you can

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
get a real job.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
These PJs are the best quality

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
PJs on the market thought.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's great, good for you!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And they're available at lofestore.com

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're not welcome here

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and you're harassing people which is illegal

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
so fuck off!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
BOOO

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
This is illegal?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yes it is

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
harassing people is illegal

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How am I harassing people?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're just mad that Beyonce had the

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
best video of all time.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Just so you know, if we ignore him

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
They have nothing to put on film.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Get his 15 minutes of fame.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can we get a picture?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea of course

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love, I love you I love him!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love him so much

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Wait show the sign show the sign!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Kanye

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye's the best.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Kanye he's amazing.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Kanye!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Team Kanye!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Let's go!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you so much!

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright thank you, appreciate it

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You sure I can't just get one shot?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
in the news?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I need to get my 15 minutes

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
of fame, ya know?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like she said

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's really not why I'm here

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm here to do a specific thing.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well what's the specific thing?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Cover this event.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
To some extent you're part of the event.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm a part of the event.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are you mad that our cameras

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
could beat your cameras?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Not really, I have that camera myself.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey you don't need to flex on us or anything.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey chill I was just joking ya know?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Obviously this camera's like

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Man, my cameras a light weight.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
This guy.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you stop talking to me?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I feel harassed right now.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't think he's gonna be president.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You don't think he's going to be president?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're delusional my friend. 2024.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Is that the year?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Easy win.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are you recording this right now?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's taking thirty pictures per second

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright best of luck with your uh

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
your endeavors

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yea

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You believe in me?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Go strong.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright, thanks man.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Excuse me, sir

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
right now

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's your problem I guess

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Do you think you could go talk

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
to that uh woman over there?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
She was being really mean to me.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I can't do nothing about it.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What's going on with you?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Why're you holding up your sign?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Cause I'm on team Kanye.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are you not?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You think Taylor Swift would've been

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
able to make College Dropout?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't know.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Stop your filming,

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
don't talk to these guys.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't think it was really that serious.

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're team Kanye?

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't really have strong feelings

99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
for that whole situation either way

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But you agree he made her famous, right?

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Like you never heard the song, Famous?

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I'm honestly not the person to ask.

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I'm just here for the ride.

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Who's the Taylor Swift fan here?

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You got the merch on, so

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I love Taylor Swift

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Like what's so great about her though you know?

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What's so great about Kanye?

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She's so talented!

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Kanye's a genius.

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He made some of the best music of all time.

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Taylor Swift is just like,

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she breaks up with someone,

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writes a song, like, how many

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people can you break up with

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before you finally realize it's time to go to therapy

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Apparently a lot right and like

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it's working for her right?

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Thanks to Kanye

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I mean she's a therapist so,

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You're a therapist?

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So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?

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Probably not

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You should try

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cause we don't need any more

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of her music, you know?

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You gotta fix her so she never releases another song

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You know what's great

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about life in general

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you don't have to do anything

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you don't want to

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Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?

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You like my Foam Runners at least?

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Aww we got the

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big boys coming in now

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Paul put some hardcore rock n roll

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over this

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Hey I love your videos man

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Thanks!

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My kids follow you

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You going to the show or no?

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Does it look like I'm going?

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I'm on Kanye's side

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on the whole situation, ya know?

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I do not know

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Should be a good event though

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you should come out

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I feel like they'd castrate me

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if I walk in there, you know

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I turned all the Taylor Swift fans on me

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I actually like Taylor Swift though

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Like I like her music

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Here, hold that for the picture.