WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.156 I feel like this wind is 00:00:01.156 --> 00:00:02.656 about to blow me off the porch. 00:00:02.656 --> 00:00:04.129 Gotta hold on with my legs here 00:00:04.129 --> 00:00:05.944 Another video started on my back porch 00:00:05.944 --> 00:00:07.674 guys, I know, what a shocker, but 00:00:07.674 --> 00:00:09.640 I just wanted to announce to you that the 00:00:09.640 --> 00:00:11.860 long awaited Lofe pajama pants 00:00:12.150 --> 00:00:13.272 are now available. 00:00:13.484 --> 00:00:14.491 We just dropped these 00:00:14.491 --> 00:00:16.461 they got the Lofe logo on them right here 00:00:16.461 --> 00:00:17.847 I know a lot of you guys have 00:00:17.847 --> 00:00:18.757 been asking for 'em 00:00:18.757 --> 00:00:19.774 if you want a pair 00:00:19.774 --> 00:00:20.943 go pick one up right now 00:00:20.987 --> 00:00:23.445 they're only available at lofestore.com 00:00:23.529 --> 00:00:25.515 Bro you look fresh as hell right now NOTE Paragraph 00:00:25.515 --> 00:00:26.555 the glasses 00:00:26.655 --> 00:00:28.739 we gotta become like a sunglasses, 00:00:28.739 --> 00:00:30.000 like crew, you know, 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.763 everybody wears sunglasses, like a band 00:00:31.763 --> 00:00:32.763 a band? 00:00:32.763 --> 00:00:34.144 Yeah, like a rock band 00:00:34.144 --> 00:00:35.021 oh I thought you 00:00:35.336 --> 00:00:35.586 meant like a band like 00:00:35.586 --> 00:00:35.935 a thousand dollar glasses 00:00:35.935 --> 00:00:36.760 Nah, nah 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:37.635 I'm not gonna lie, 00:00:37.635 --> 00:00:38.920 I have no idea where to go, 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:39.651 do you know? 00:00:42.885 --> 00:00:44.003 you've been here twice, 00:00:44.003 --> 00:00:44.901 but you don't know it? 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:46.957 Yeah (laughing) 00:00:46.957 --> 00:00:47.914 Can you climb trees? 00:00:49.895 --> 00:00:50.702 Hell no (Laughing) 00:00:54.031 --> 00:00:55.131 Can you climb? 00:00:55.977 --> 00:00:57.266 What do you mean it's easy? 00:00:57.764 --> 00:00:58.780 You can't climb this? 00:00:58.780 --> 00:00:59.937 Now they're talking shit 00:00:59.937 --> 00:01:00.645 (Laughing) 00:01:00.645 --> 00:01:01.806 Making me wanna do it 00:01:01.369 --> 00:01:02.735 I'll fucking break my neck 00:01:02.735 --> 00:01:03.435 Do it 00:01:03.995 --> 00:01:05.215 - Ain't no way, bruh 00:01:05.466 --> 00:01:06.330 Damn 00:01:07.412 --> 00:01:09.479 He's got more upper body strength than me 00:01:12.812 --> 00:01:14.121 Okay, man, we get it 00:01:14.122 --> 00:01:15.902 We get it, you guys can climb 00:01:15.902 --> 00:01:17.300 Congratulations 00:01:17.407 --> 00:01:18.407 you got your sweater dirty 00:01:18.514 --> 00:01:19.324 Yeah, I know 00:01:19.905 --> 00:01:20.695 you ever play the 00:01:20.695 --> 00:01:21.090 license plate 00:01:21.090 --> 00:01:21.486 game? 00:01:21.486 --> 00:01:22.646 Uh-uh. What's that? 00:01:22.739 --> 00:01:23.749 like, South Dakota 00:01:23.828 --> 00:01:25.144 You just punch someone 00:01:25.144 --> 00:01:26.691 when you find the license plate, 00:01:26.691 --> 00:01:27.408 - Yeah 00:01:27.408 --> 00:01:28.433 of a different state? 00:01:28.433 --> 00:01:30.190 North Dakota. Boom! 00:01:30.190 --> 00:01:30.952 - What the fuck? 00:01:30.952 --> 00:01:31.663 How you doin? 00:01:32.310 --> 00:01:33.133 we're doing like a 00:01:33.133 --> 00:01:33.957 movie screening 00:01:33.957 --> 00:01:34.677 - Oh really? 00:01:34.677 --> 00:01:35.540 - Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:01:36.825 --> 00:01:37.825 what does that mean? 00:01:37.967 --> 00:01:38.538 well we're screening 00:01:38.538 --> 00:01:38.824 a movie 00:01:39.110 --> 00:01:40.560 - Oh, he's not filming 00:01:40.540 --> 00:01:41.360 - Yes, he is 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:42.178 - That's a banana 00:01:42.178 --> 00:01:43.208 (Laughing) 00:01:43.208 --> 00:01:44.552 - I can call the security, 00:01:44.552 --> 00:01:46.360 No, no that's a banana. – or you can go. We just asking— 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:47.631 I dunno why that was so funny 00:01:47.631 --> 00:01:49.485 We were having a civil conversation with him 00:01:50.628 --> 00:01:52.394 You can't switch up on us (inaudible) 00:01:53.991 --> 00:01:54.651 Do you have any food 00:01:54.651 --> 00:01:55.312 I can buy off 00:01:55.312 --> 00:01:56.792 you first before we go, though? 00:01:56.792 --> 00:01:57.501 I'm starving 00:02:05.337 --> 00:02:07.010 big boy, he needs to eat right here 00:02:07.010 --> 00:02:08.300 - Yeah, for real (inadible) 00:02:08.300 --> 00:02:09.120 He's gonna starve 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:10.410 Y'all wanna see him starve? 00:02:12.108 --> 00:02:12.877 - What the fuck? 00:02:13.825 --> 00:02:15.276 He just threw us under the bus 00:02:15.276 --> 00:02:16.617 You know what, call the cops 00:02:16.617 --> 00:02:17.919 Call them, call them on him 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:18.710 Call them on him 00:02:18.710 --> 00:02:20.520 - Yeah, cause I don't know who that is 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:21.993 He wants to turn his back on us 00:02:21.993 --> 00:02:23.099 We turn our back on him 00:02:23.099 --> 00:02:24.340 He looks like a Nikki Sixx 00:02:24.340 --> 00:02:26.254 kinda like a old school rocker 00:02:26.613 --> 00:02:28.483 (singing) 00:02:28.483 --> 00:02:29.185 Nirvana? 00:02:30.045 --> 00:02:30.756 (laughter) 00:02:32.636 --> 00:02:33.336 You look great 00:02:33.678 --> 00:02:35.154 Yo, the last time you kicked me 00:02:35.130 --> 00:02:36.706 Bro, my leg down there went numb 00:02:36.706 --> 00:02:37.416 (laughing) 00:02:37.463 --> 00:02:39.093 I don't know why I let you do that 00:02:39.507 --> 00:02:40.367 Oh God 00:02:40.897 --> 00:02:41.747 It actually hurt 00:02:42.834 --> 00:02:43.844 He didn't even flinch 00:02:43.844 --> 00:02:45.321 His actually hurts a little bit 00:02:45.321 --> 00:02:46.031 Damn! 00:02:46.031 --> 00:02:47.615 He's got some weight on me though 00:02:48.543 --> 00:02:49.473 See, see, bro, see? 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:50.369 Did that hurt? 00:02:50.504 --> 00:02:51.214 Yes, bro 00:02:51.735 --> 00:02:54.005 Just worried about you, it gets unchy 00:02:54.132 --> 00:02:55.250 It gets what? 00:02:55.250 --> 00:02:56.547 It gets unchy 00:02:56.547 --> 00:02:57.617 Oh, my god! 00:02:59.334 --> 00:03:01.204 You kicked me in the ass, bro 00:03:01.564 --> 00:03:02.294 Ok, ok 00:03:02.711 --> 00:03:03.891 Hey, hey, hey, bro 00:03:05.414 --> 00:03:06.779 I can't believe Bill's still 00:03:06.789 --> 00:03:07.534 talking to 'em, 00:03:07.534 --> 00:03:09.164 like how much does he have to say? 00:03:09.164 --> 00:03:10.994 Alright, we're going to wait over here 00:03:10.994 --> 00:03:12.759 I don't have time for this buffoonery 00:03:14.015 --> 00:03:16.024 Imagine there's an actual crime going down 00:03:16.024 --> 00:03:17.604 they taking this long to get here 00:03:22.714 --> 00:03:24.034 I did check that one 00:03:24.034 --> 00:03:26.334 That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot 00:03:26.334 --> 00:03:28.584 you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too 00:03:30.922 --> 00:03:33.030 I'm parting the seas like Moses did 00:03:33.549 --> 00:03:35.949 Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing) 00:03:36.321 --> 00:03:38.421 I'm gonna use the force to move him that way 00:03:38.869 --> 00:03:40.859 Aye, look it's working, it's working 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:42.120 (laughing) 00:03:42.143 --> 00:03:44.056 There's a cop right there, 00:03:44.056 --> 00:03:45.056 go up the trail! 00:03:45.056 --> 00:03:46.070 You ate one of these? 00:03:46.077 --> 00:03:46.947 Well, eat it again 00:03:46.947 --> 00:03:47.877 - You can eat them 00:03:47.877 --> 00:03:48.587 I didn't see 00:03:48.587 --> 00:03:49.305 - She's insane 00:03:49.305 --> 00:03:50.359 Are they good for you? 00:03:50.359 --> 00:03:51.060 - Yeah 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:51.780 What is it? 00:03:52.459 --> 00:03:53.599 It's a mustard plant 00:03:54.082 --> 00:03:55.662 Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs) 00:03:55.662 --> 00:03:56.582 I'm not eating that 00:03:56.582 --> 00:03:57.402 - It tastes good! 00:03:57.402 --> 00:03:58.712 I don't trust wild flowers 00:04:00.615 --> 00:04:01.445 Oh hell no 00:04:01.608 --> 00:04:04.832 (laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck 00:04:04.861 --> 00:04:07.421 - Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass 00:04:07.662 --> 00:04:09.570 - That's crazy bro How much to eat that? 00:04:11.618 --> 00:04:12.948 No, for you to eat that 00:04:15.145 --> 00:04:18.095 For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much 00:04:19.292 --> 00:04:20.012 No 00:04:24.410 --> 00:04:26.350 You know, some black pepper and salt 00:04:26.350 --> 00:04:27.990 You're gonna get a disease and die 00:04:28.661 --> 00:04:29.471 (heavy breathing) 00:04:29.684 --> 00:04:31.714 I just realized we're going up the hill 00:04:31.793 --> 00:04:33.173 Why're we doing this (laughs) 00:04:33.184 --> 00:04:35.060 We all brought really good hiking shoes 00:04:35.060 --> 00:04:37.124 too, as you can tell 00:04:37.124 --> 00:04:38.356 I'm like gasping for air, 00:04:38.356 --> 00:04:41.446 I've walked up like barely a block 00:04:41.446 --> 00:04:43.276 Not all of us are conditioned like you 00:04:44.770 --> 00:04:47.020 Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you 00:04:53.817 --> 00:04:55.887 (laughs) They're calling about our car 00:04:56.132 --> 00:04:58.987 It was at this moment that he knew, 00:04:58.987 --> 00:04:59.987 he fucked up 00:04:59.987 --> 00:05:01.244 Wait what're they saying? 00:05:01.304 --> 00:05:02.374 We cant park there? 00:05:06.775 --> 00:05:07.725 Try one of these? 00:05:07.965 --> 00:05:09.815 - Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this? 00:05:13.161 --> 00:05:14.751 Why you wanna do that? (laughing) 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:16.355 It is. I didnt even see that 00:05:18.085 --> 00:05:20.425 You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right? 00:05:20.978 --> 00:05:21.908 The mustard plant 00:05:22.063 --> 00:05:22.973 - Oh You want one? 00:05:25.543 --> 00:05:26.513 You're on mushrooms? 00:05:26.653 --> 00:05:27.383 How's it going? 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:30.250 He's on the magic shrooms 00:05:32.591 --> 00:05:34.751 I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind 00:05:34.987 --> 00:05:35.727 I can't read 00:05:35.727 --> 00:05:36.706 Oh hes blind too 00:05:36.814 --> 00:05:37.544 - Yeah 00:05:38.103 --> 00:05:39.777 He tried to get Lasik and it failed 00:05:42.021 --> 00:05:43.721 No balls, you rip the ticket 00:05:44.422 --> 00:05:45.212 You will? 00:05:45.401 --> 00:05:47.166 Why're you giving us a ticket though, 00:05:47.166 --> 00:05:48.522 if we're already by the car? 00:05:48.522 --> 00:05:49.832 We were just about to leave 00:05:50.274 --> 00:05:51.434 Well you're stopped here 00:05:52.659 --> 00:05:54.416 Thats your truck right there, right? 00:05:54.416 --> 00:05:56.483 They're allowed to stop here but we can't? 00:05:59.523 --> 00:06:01.973 Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket 00:06:02.266 --> 00:06:03.686 I can't pay for a ticket 00:06:05.378 --> 00:06:07.198 Bro, I can't afford a ticket 00:06:07.653 --> 00:06:09.163 I cant afford a ticket, sir 00:06:09.192 --> 00:06:09.912 Sir 00:06:10.505 --> 00:06:11.255 Sir 00:06:12.151 --> 00:06:14.074 I spent my last two hundred on a hooker 00:06:18.282 --> 00:06:20.546 Please, please don't give me a ticket 00:06:23.965 --> 00:06:25.715 Please, don't give us a ticket sir 00:06:26.313 --> 00:06:27.323 Sir 00:06:27.701 --> 00:06:28.601 Please 00:06:31.329 --> 00:06:32.173 What do you want? 00:06:32.213 --> 00:06:33.390 Sir, imma be homeless 00:06:33.390 --> 00:06:34.780 if I have to pay this ticket 00:06:35.330 --> 00:06:37.360 I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please 00:06:37.876 --> 00:06:38.736 Please 00:06:38.942 --> 00:06:41.691 (fake crying) 00:06:41.888 --> 00:06:42.628 Sir 00:06:42.750 --> 00:06:44.250 Please sir 00:06:49.636 --> 00:06:51.210 I can't pay for a ticket 00:06:51.210 --> 00:06:51.960 No 00:06:52.210 --> 00:06:53.020 Please 00:06:54.327 --> 00:06:55.057 Sir 00:06:55.255 --> 00:06:56.255 (fake crying) 00:06:56.453 --> 00:06:57.901 I was acting like a tough guy, 00:06:57.901 --> 00:06:58.762 but I'm really not 00:06:58.762 --> 00:06:59.481 (fake crying) 00:06:59.481 --> 00:07:00.311 Sir 00:07:00.311 --> 00:07:01.411 Please, sir 00:07:01.420 --> 00:07:02.350 Please, sir 00:07:02.350 --> 00:07:03.334 I'm on my knees, sir 00:07:03.507 --> 00:07:04.647 Don't give us a ticket! 00:07:04.793 --> 00:07:05.533 Please! 00:07:05.692 --> 00:07:06.422 Please! NOTE Paragraph 00:07:06.586 --> 00:07:08.456 Fuck! 00:07:11.641 --> 00:07:12.581 Please! 00:07:15.791 --> 00:07:17.561 It's not expensive though, right? 00:07:17.868 --> 00:07:18.678 uhh $63 00:07:19.180 --> 00:07:20.600 God Damn! 00:07:24.200 --> 00:07:25.120 I can't afford $63! 00:07:25.818 --> 00:07:28.288 That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir 00:07:31.799 --> 00:07:32.599 63?? 00:07:32.599 --> 00:07:33.824 You think I'm Jeff Bezos? 00:07:33.824 --> 00:07:36.115 Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass on Fortnite 00:07:36.115 --> 00:07:38.104 Like I'm not gonna be able to get it now 00:07:38.104 --> 00:07:41.414 What do you expect me to do now that I can't afford a battle pass? 00:07:42.501 --> 00:07:43.501 That's not an option 00:07:43.501 --> 00:07:45.401 Look at Melanie talking to the cops 00:07:45.553 --> 00:07:47.263 She's trying to get us out of this. 00:07:47.263 --> 00:07:48.963 Hey! Are you takin' his side? 00:07:49.021 --> 00:07:50.131 Traitor! 00:07:50.521 --> 00:07:51.911 Yeah, that's what I'm sayin' 00:07:51.911 --> 00:07:53.510 Exactly! They don't make it clear 00:08:04.110 --> 00:08:05.420 Ay ay preach it! 00:08:05.420 --> 00:08:08.629 Look, y'all got a lot of people mad over here cause of these signs 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:09.899 You can't read the signs 00:08:11.386 --> 00:08:12.706 I-I'm Furious! 00:08:12.956 --> 00:08:14.516 I am enraged right now 00:08:14.516 --> 00:08:15.366 I understand that 00:08:15.366 --> 00:08:17.466 He has the audacity to give me a $63 ticket 00:08:17.466 --> 00:08:20.386 when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass on Fortnite. 00:08:20.386 --> 00:08:21.356 Can you believe it? 00:08:24.652 --> 00:08:26.132 You're making it worse 00:08:28.389 --> 00:08:30.649 I agree, should we start a petition? 00:08:31.208 --> 00:08:33.328 Dude you're trying to discard the evidence 00:08:33.328 --> 00:08:34.916 The sign was pointed that way 00:08:34.916 --> 00:08:36.526 Look how many people got tickets 00:08:36.526 --> 00:08:38.146 they're all over here protesting 00:08:38.146 --> 00:08:38.966 He got a ticket 00:08:38.966 --> 00:08:39.756 He got a ticket 00:08:39.756 --> 00:08:40.506 He got a ticket 00:08:40.506 --> 00:08:42.096 Did they give you a ticket too? 00:08:42.096 --> 00:08:43.076 This is ridiculous 00:08:43.076 --> 00:08:44.789 I am enraged right now! 00:08:44.789 --> 00:08:45.759 I am absolutely... 00:08:45.759 --> 00:08:47.369 AHHHHH 00:08:47.829 --> 00:08:48.599 NO 00:08:49.182 --> 00:08:51.472 HEY! COME BACK! 00:08:51.647 --> 00:08:52.417 $63? 00:08:52.417 --> 00:08:54.657 I don't really care though, I was just trollin' 00:08:56.165 --> 00:08:58.225 Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket or what? 00:08:58.225 --> 00:08:59.354 What? You got a ticket? 00:08:59.354 --> 00:09:00.364 Yeah. You gonna pay? 00:09:00.364 --> 00:09:02.814 $63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet on me right now man 00:09:02.814 --> 00:09:04.014 Alright, no picture. - Ah 00:09:04.014 --> 00:09:04.994 No, I'm just kidding 00:09:04.994 --> 00:09:07.214 Thank you man, nice to meet you. Appreciate it 00:09:07.350 --> 00:09:09.860 You started crying like aggressively, bro I lost it 00:09:10.204 --> 00:09:11.184 cough cough 00:09:11.889 --> 00:09:14.791 Ah, all this screaming to protest the ticket got me fuckin'... 00:09:15.641 --> 00:09:16.471 clears throat 00:09:16.471 --> 00:09:17.261 Oh my god 00:09:17.340 --> 00:09:18.130 cough cough 00:09:18.189 --> 00:09:19.999 I thought he was going to say $200 00:09:19.999 --> 00:09:20.729 $200? 00:09:20.729 --> 00:09:22.539 Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like, 00:09:22.539 --> 00:09:23.849 Oh, that's not that much 00:09:23.849 --> 00:09:25.646 But then I just pretended like it was 00:09:25.646 --> 00:09:26.906 I guess we're eating Pho. 00:09:27.512 --> 00:09:28.382 How y'all doin'? 00:09:30.634 --> 00:09:31.374 For real? 00:09:31.374 --> 00:09:33.414 I guess we're eating Pho. (in slow motion) 00:09:35.488 --> 00:09:36.281 What guy? 00:09:36.281 --> 00:09:37.031 Right there 00:09:37.031 --> 00:09:40.001 laughing 00:09:42.477 --> 00:09:45.917 laughing 00:09:51.044 --> 00:09:52.654 Alright, so my boy David Kushner 00:09:52.654 --> 00:09:54.004 has a concert tonight in LA 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:56.339 Basically, he reached out to me, a while ago 00:09:56.339 --> 00:09:58.692 Like, I think it was like a year ago or something 00:09:58.692 --> 00:10:00.742 Just on Instagram, said he likes the videos 00:10:00.742 --> 00:10:02.412 And I'm uh, a fan of his music too 00:10:02.412 --> 00:10:03.822 I think he's really talented 00:10:03.822 --> 00:10:05.472 You know, he's blowing up big time 00:10:05.472 --> 00:10:06.712 over these past few months 00:10:06.712 --> 00:10:07.942 with his new song and uh, 00:10:07.942 --> 00:10:09.612 yeah, I'm really proud of him. So, 00:10:09.612 --> 00:10:12.582 I saw that he was going to be in LA and I asked him if we could 00:10:12.582 --> 00:10:14.452 come out to his show, and he said yeah. 00:10:14.452 --> 00:10:15.922 So, he put us on the list and, 00:10:15.922 --> 00:10:17.382 yeah, we're about to go in now 00:10:17.382 --> 00:10:19.222 You're going in to see David or what? 00:10:19.222 --> 00:10:20.062 Yeah, I love him 00:10:20.062 --> 00:10:22.082 when I saw you followed him, I was like... 00:10:22.082 --> 00:10:23.432 Yeah he's my homie, He's good 00:10:23.432 --> 00:10:24.642 You want Dan to take it? 00:10:24.642 --> 00:10:25.362 Yeah 00:10:25.825 --> 00:10:27.665 My hands shaking too, I don't know why 00:10:27.830 --> 00:10:28.570 Thank you! 00:10:28.570 --> 00:10:30.420 - Yeah nice to meet you, appreciate it 00:10:30.420 --> 00:10:31.970 You're shaking more than her bro 00:10:31.970 --> 00:10:35.230 Dan's hand is like this, Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:36.580 Yeah of course 00:10:36.905 --> 00:10:37.905 Can I get one? laughs 00:10:37.905 --> 00:10:38.725 Yeah, yeah, yeah 00:10:39.697 --> 00:10:41.473 Thank you guys, I really appreciate it 00:10:42.988 --> 00:10:46.098 I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal to bring a camera in 00:10:48.880 --> 00:10:49.600 Yeah, yeah 00:10:50.029 --> 00:10:52.299 I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated - Yeah 00:10:52.299 --> 00:10:53.019 (both) Thank you 00:10:53.019 --> 00:10:55.567 Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little 00:10:55.567 --> 00:10:57.927 bleep 00:10:57.927 --> 00:10:58.987 about the camera so.. 00:10:59.214 --> 00:11:01.688 I guess we'll just get the Iphone photos for you guys 00:11:01.688 --> 00:11:03.338 That's really the only option here 00:11:05.295 --> 00:11:07.045 What's good? Nice to meet you guys! 00:11:07.184 --> 00:11:08.204 Oh! Sorry 'bout that 00:11:08.429 --> 00:11:09.469 Nice to meet you bro 00:11:09.469 --> 00:11:10.793 I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger 00:11:11.563 --> 00:11:12.573 Of course - Of course 00:11:13.953 --> 00:11:14.673 Dude, you too 00:11:15.233 --> 00:11:17.153 I have to say, David freaking loves you 00:11:17.153 --> 00:11:18.473 Every time I make him food, 00:11:18.473 --> 00:11:19.673 he's like smacks lips 00:11:19.673 --> 00:11:21.733 and he turns on your videos and watches them 00:11:22.789 --> 00:11:23.669 He's- He's- 00:11:23.883 --> 00:11:25.843 He's been watching you forever - Seriously 00:11:25.843 --> 00:11:27.303 and like when I go to YouTube 00:11:27.303 --> 00:11:29.516 like his algorithm is just you - He watches you 00:11:29.758 --> 00:11:31.983 Yeah, I watch you now because of his algorithm 00:11:31.983 --> 00:11:33.473 We're all iPad kids watching you 00:11:33.473 --> 00:11:36.333 You guys need to do a video together cause this man's a troll 00:11:36.333 --> 00:11:37.743 If you knew him in real life, 00:11:37.743 --> 00:11:40.083 he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet 00:11:40.083 --> 00:11:41.143 (everyone) He really is 00:11:41.143 --> 00:11:43.843 I could kinda tell you were a little bit of a prankster 00:11:43.843 --> 00:11:47.056 Lets go! Proud buffoon! I already know this one 00:11:47.056 --> 00:11:48.996 - Now you're apart of the crew, you know 00:11:48.996 --> 00:11:50.883 Hell yeah - You're apart of the crew now 00:11:50.883 --> 00:11:51.843 Yo that's so fire! 00:11:51.957 --> 00:11:53.887 We need to get a picture with everybody 00:11:53.984 --> 00:11:56.006 Got it. Let's get the whole crew in there. 00:11:57.746 --> 00:11:59.876 Hell yeah, dude thanks for coming you guys 00:11:59.876 --> 00:12:02.476 I appreciate you for supporting, yeah - Of course, yeah 00:12:02.476 --> 00:12:03.716 Yeah, that's so awesome. 00:12:03.716 --> 00:12:06.802 David's acting all put together right now but if you saw this man 00:12:06.802 --> 00:12:08.752 I'm gonna get goin' I don't wanna disrupt 00:12:08.752 --> 00:12:09.812 No dude, it's all good 00:12:09.812 --> 00:12:12.152 It's so nice to meet you guys - Nice to meet you! 00:12:12.152 --> 00:12:12.982 Sing it with me 00:12:14.063 --> 00:12:16.663 singing Hello, Hello. Are you lonely? 00:12:18.179 --> 00:12:20.539 Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it 00:12:20.539 --> 00:12:22.289 you probably have, cause it's been 00:12:22.289 --> 00:12:23.989 basically national news every night 00:12:23.989 --> 00:12:25.548 Taylor Swift is on tour 00:12:25.739 --> 00:12:26.880 it's the Era's tour 00:12:26.999 --> 00:12:28.149 Tonight she playing her 00:12:28.149 --> 00:12:30.792 second sold out night, here in Minneapolis. 00:12:30.792 --> 00:12:33.202 At beautiful US Bank Stadium. 00:12:33.202 --> 00:12:34.152 So I had this idea, 00:12:34.152 --> 00:12:35.582 I was basicall gonna dress up 00:12:35.582 --> 00:12:36.872 as a Kanye fan, 00:12:36.872 --> 00:12:39.204 I got the whole Kanye gear on here. 00:12:39.204 --> 00:12:40.996 I got Yeezy for President 00:12:41.256 --> 00:12:42.766 Ye for President 00:12:43.119 --> 00:12:45.426 I even got the Yeezy foam runners on. 00:12:46.049 --> 00:12:46.989 If you don't know, 00:12:46.989 --> 00:12:48.619 Taylor Swift and Kanye have that 00:12:48.619 --> 00:12:49.969 infamous beef with eachother 00:12:49.969 --> 00:12:51.469 but you probably know about it. 00:12:51.469 --> 00:12:54.168 I wanna say, just for the record, I love Taylor Swift 00:12:54.168 --> 00:12:55.178 I think she's great 00:12:55.178 --> 00:12:57.858 I would even consider myself a Swiftie, to be honest 00:12:57.858 --> 00:12:59.408 Ya know, I love her music. 00:12:59.408 --> 00:13:00.798 So, this is purely a joke. 00:13:00.798 --> 00:13:02.288 Y'all going to Taylor Swift? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh with that microphone and shit? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can I get a picture? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea, you going to Taylor Swift? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea can I get a picture? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nah you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you're going, then you can't 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Actually I'm not 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on let me get one more. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In front of the stadium yea look! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I take good pictures I'm not even finna lie to y'all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you so much, really appreciate it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey just remember, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beyonce had the best video of all time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea hey, that what he said? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of all time! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He took that mic though 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ain't they back together? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kanye and Beyonce? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bitch they've never been together. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No no she had the best video of all time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea she did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea he did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't ever forget 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He put her on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like, like me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes it is! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Guess some what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Some Kanye merch in there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea that's what they're telling me, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's where they're selling all the merchandise 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, like for Kanye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kanye West? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kanye West? No not him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like Yeezy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know he made that bitch famous right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, I don't care who made who famous. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're on Taylor's side in this situation though? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm on nobodies side, I'm with whoever's here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'cause Beyonce had the best video of all time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know that right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do not know. I don't follow Beyonce either. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm more of a rock n roll guy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh what band do you like? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The first band I saw was the Beatles. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The Beatles. You respect real music, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I appreciate it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Rock n roll man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey could I get a shot on the news? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh, not necessarily. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because that's, you're like here for 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 some political reason 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I am not here for a political story. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Political? Nah I'm just Team Kanye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know about the whole situation right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I honestly don't so I'm just 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 going to leave it alone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just saying he made that bitch famous. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know that right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ok Ok, alright, whatever you think man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not here to really talk about it, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just here to cover this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, you know. You can talk to anybody else. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well it's a big deal because 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the only reason Taylor Swift is here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is because of Kanye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can you tell me like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what do you like about Taylor Swift? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cause imma be honest, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a little, self centered. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean, I don't think he's a kind person, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for what he did to Taylor Swift. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh I mean if you make Graduation, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'd be self centered too right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you made graduation you'd be self centered too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Or college drop out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everybody's entitled to their own opinion 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and likes so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey I'm not sure people came here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to uh, talk to strangers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just feel a weird vibe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, we're in a Taylor Swift line. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, but I'm team Kanye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's cool, that's great. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Taylor couldn't make Graduation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm telling you that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's like Taylor said, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she's a fan, but kinda disappointed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in the things he's done 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No but he's a genius though, right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And those are probably the most 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hideous things I've ever seen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're disrespecting my Foam Runners? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I paid $1500 for these. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well honey you probably should've bought 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 some pants that are a little 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 more appropriate for $1500 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You mean these beautiful pajama pants? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That are available at Lofe.com 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you do for a living? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Huh? I'm on unemployment. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I wonder why. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How about you go get some 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 real clothes, and then you can 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get a real job. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These PJs are the best quality 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 PJs on the market thought. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's great, good for you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And they're available at lofestore.com 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're not welcome here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you're harassing people which is illegal 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so fuck off! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 BOOO 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is illegal? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes it is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 harassing people is illegal 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How am I harassing people? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're just mad that Beyonce had the 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 best video of all time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just so you know, if we ignore him 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have nothing to put on film. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get his 15 minutes of fame. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can we get a picture? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea of course 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love, I love you I love him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love him so much 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mags if you're seeing this, hi! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait show the sign show the sign! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love Kanye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kanye's the best. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love Kanye he's amazing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love Kanye! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Team Kanye! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you so much! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright thank you, appreciate it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You sure I can't just get one shot? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in the news? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need to get my 15 minutes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of fame, ya know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like she said 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's really not why I'm here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm here to do a specific thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well what's the specific thing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cover this event. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To some extent you're part of the event. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm a part of the event. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you mad that our cameras 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 could beat your cameras? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not really, I have that camera myself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey you don't need to flex on us or anything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey chill I was just joking ya know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Obviously this camera's like 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Man, my cameras a light weight. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This guy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can you stop talking to me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel harassed right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't think he's gonna be president. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You don't think he's going to be president? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're delusional my friend. 2024. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that the year? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Easy win. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you recording this right now? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's taking thirty pictures per second 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright best of luck with your uh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your endeavors 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You believe in me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go strong. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, thanks man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me, sir 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel like I'm in some hostile territory 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's your problem I guess 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you think you could go talk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to that uh woman over there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She was being really mean to me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can't do nothing about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's going on with you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why're you holding up your sign? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cause I'm on team Kanye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you not? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You think Taylor Swift would've been 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 able to make College Dropout? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop your filming, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't talk to these guys. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't think it was really that serious. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're team Kanye? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't really have strong feelings 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for that whole situation either way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But you agree he made her famous, right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like you never heard the song, Famous? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm honestly not the person to ask. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just here for the ride. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's the Taylor Swift fan here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You got the merch on, so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love Taylor Swift 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like what's so great about her though you know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's so great about Kanye? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She's so talented! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kanye's a genius. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He made some of the best music of all time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Taylor Swift is just like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she breaks up with someone, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 writes a song, like, how many 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 people can you break up with 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 before you finally realize it's time to go to therapy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Apparently a lot right and like 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's working for her right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thanks to Kanye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean she's a therapist so, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're a therapist? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So you think you'd be able to help Taylor? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Probably not 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You should try 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cause we don't need any more 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of her music, you know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You gotta fix her so she never releases another song 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know what's great 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 about life in general 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you don't have to do anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you don't want to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You like my Foam Runners at least? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Aww we got the 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 big boys coming in now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Paul put some hardcore rock n roll 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 over this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey I love your videos man 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thanks! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My kids follow you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You going to the show or no? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does it look like I'm going? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm on Kanye's side 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on the whole situation, ya know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do not know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should be a good event though 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you should come out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel like they'd castrate me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if I walk in there, you know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I turned all the Taylor Swift fans on me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I actually like Taylor Swift though 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like I like her music 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here, hold that for the picture.