I feel like this wind is
about to blow me off the porch.
Gotta hold on with my legs here
Another video started on my back porch
guys, I know, what a shocker, but
I just wanted to announce to you that the
long awaited Lofe pajama pants
are now available.
We just dropped these
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
I know a lot of you guys have
been asking for 'em
if you want a pair
go pick one up right now
they're only available at lofestore.com
Bro you look fresh as hell right now
the glasses
we gotta become like a sunglasses,
like crew, you know,
everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
Yeah, like a rock band
Nah, nah
I'm not gonna lie,
I have no idea where to go,
do you know?
you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
Yeah laughs
Can you climb trees?
laughs
Can you climb?
What do you mean it's easy?
You can't climb this?
Now they're talking shit
(Laughing)
Making me wanna do it
I'll fucking break my neck
Do it
- Ain't no way, bruh
Damn
He's got more upper body strength than me
Okay, man, we get it
We get it, you guys can climb
Congratulations
Yeah, I know
Uh-uh. What's that?
like, South Dakota
You just punch someone
when you find the license plate,
- Yeah
of a different state?
North Dakota. Boom!
- What the fuck?
How you doin?
- Oh really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
- Oh, he's not filming
- Yes, he is
- That's a banana
laughs
- I can call the security,
No, no that's a banana.
- or you can go.
I dunno why that was so funny
We were having a civil conversation with him
You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Do you have any food I can buy off
you first before we go, though?
I'm starving
big boy, he needs to eat right here
- Yeah, for real (inadible)
He's gonna starve
Y'all wanna see him starve?
- What the fuck?
He just threw us under the bus
You know what, call the cops
Call them, call them on him
Call them on him
- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
He wants to turn his back on us
We turn our back on him
He looks like a Nikki Sixx
kinda like a old school rocker
singing
Nirvana?
laughs
You look great
Yo, the last time you kicked me
Bro, my leg down there went numb
(laughing)
I don't know why I let you do that
Oh God
It actually hurt
He didn't even flinch
His actually hurts a little bit
Damn!
He's got some weight on me though
See, see, bro, see?
Did that hurt?
Yes, bro
Just worried about you, it gets unchy
It gets what?
It gets unchy
Oh, my god!
You kicked me in the ass, bro
Ok, ok
Hey, hey, hey, bro
I can't believe Bill's still
talking to 'em,
like how much does he have to say?
Alright, we're going to wait over here
I don't have time for this buffoonery
Imagine there's an actual crime going down
they taking this long to get here
I did check that one
That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot
you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too
I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing)
I'm gonna use the force to move him that way
Aye, look it's working, it's working
(laughing)
There's a cop right there,
go up the trail!
You ate one of these?
Well, eat it again
- You can eat them
I didn't see
- She's insane
Are they good for you?
- Yeah
What is it?
It's a mustard plant
Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs)
I'm not eating that
- It tastes good!
I don't trust wild flowers
Oh hell no
(laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck
- Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass
- That's crazy bro How much to eat that?
No, for you to eat that
For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much
No
You know, some black pepper and salt
You're gonna get a disease and die
(heavy breathing)
I just realized we're going up the hill
Why're we doing this (laughs)
We all brought really good hiking shoes
too, as you can tell
I'm like gasping for air,
I've walked up like barely a block
Not all of us are conditioned like you
Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you
(laughs) They're calling about our car
It was at this moment that he knew,
he fucked up
Wait what're they saying?
We cant park there?
Try one of these?
- Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this?
Why you wanna do that? (laughing)
It is. I didnt even see that
You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right?
The mustard plant
- Oh You want one?
You're on mushrooms?
How's it going?
He's on the magic shrooms
I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
I can't read
Oh hes blind too
- Yeah
He tried to get Lasik and it failed
No balls, you rip the ticket
You will?
Why're you giving us a ticket though,
if we're already by the car?
We were just about to leave
Well you're stopped here
Thats your truck right there, right?
They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
I can't pay for a ticket
Bro, I can't afford a ticket
I cant afford a ticket, sir
Sir
I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Please, please don't give me a ticket
Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Sir
Please
What do you want?
Sir, imma be homeless
if I have to pay this ticket
I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Please
(fake crying)
Sir
Please sir
I can't pay for a ticket
No
Please
Sir
(fake crying)
I was acting like a tough guy,
but I'm really not
(fake crying)
Sir
Please, sir
I'm on my knees, sir
Don't give us a ticket!
Please!
Fuck!
Please!
It's not expensive though, right?
uhh $63
God Damn!
I can't afford $63!
That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
63??
You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass on Fortnite
Like I'm not gonna be able to get it now
What do you expect me to do now that I can't afford a battle pass?
That's not an option
Look at Melanie talking to the cops
She's trying to get us out of this.
Hey! Are you takin' his side?
Traitor!
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
Exactly! They don't make it clear
Ay ay preach it!
Look, y'all got a lot of people mad over here cause of these signs
You can't read the signs
I-I'm Furious!
I am enraged right now
I understand that
He has the audacity to give me a $63 ticket
when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass on Fortnite.
Can you believe it?
You're making it worse
I agree, should we start a petition?
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
The sign was pointed that way
Look how many people got tickets
they're all over here protesting
He got a ticket
Did they give you a ticket too?
This is ridiculous
I am enraged right now!
I am absolutely...
AHHHHH
NO
HEY! COME BACK!
$63?
I don't really care though, I was just trollin'
Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?
What? You got a ticket?
Yeah. You gonna pay?
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet on me right now man
Alright, no picture. - Ah
No, I'm just kidding
Thank you man, nice to meet you. Appreciate it
You started crying like aggressively, bro I lost it
cough cough
Ah, all this screaming to protest the ticket got me fuckin'...
clears throat
Oh my god
cough cough
I thought he was going to say $200
$200?
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
Oh, that's not that much
But then I just pretended like it was
I guess we're eating Pho.
How y'all doin'?
For real?
I guess we're eating Pho. (in slow motion)
What guy?
Right there
laughing
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
has a concert tonight in LA
Basically, he reached out to me, a while ago
Like, I think it was like a year ago or something
Just on Instagram, said he likes the videos
And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
I think he's really talented
You know, he's blowing up big time
over these past few months
with his new song and uh,
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
I saw that he was going to be in LA and I asked him if we could
come out to his show, and he said yeah.
So, he put us on the list and,
yeah, we're about to go in now
You're going in to see David or what?
Yeah, I love him
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
Yeah he's my homie, He's good
You want Dan to take it?
Yeah
My hands shaking too, I don't know why
Thank you!
- Yeah nice to meet you, appreciate it
You're shaking more than her bro
Dan's hand is like this, Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
Yeah of course
Can I get one? laughs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Thank you guys, I really appreciate it
I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal to bring a camera in
Yeah, yeah
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated - Yeah
(both) Thank you
Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little
bleep
about the camera so..
I guess we'll just get the Iphone photos for you guys
That's really the only option here
What's good? Nice to meet you guys!
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
Nice to meet you bro
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
Of course - Of course
Dude, you too
I have to say, David freaking loves you
Every time I make him food,
he's like smacks lips
and he turns on your videos and watches them
He's- He's-
He's been watching you forever - Seriously
and like when I go to YouTube
like his algorithm is just you - He watches you
Yeah, I watch you now because of his algorithm
We're all iPad kids watching you
You guys need to do a video together cause this man's a troll
If you knew him in real life,
he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet
(everyone) He really is
I could kinda tell you were a little bit of a prankster
Lets go! Proud buffoon! I already know this one
- Now you're apart of the crew, you know
Hell yeah - You're apart of the crew now
Yo that's so fire!
We need to get a picture with everybody
Got it. Let's get the whole crew in there.
Hell yeah, dude thanks for coming you guys
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah - Of course, yeah
Yeah, that's so awesome.
David's acting all put together right now but if you saw this man
I'm gonna get goin' I don't wanna disrupt
No dude, it's all good
It's so nice to meet you guys - Nice to meet you!
Sing it with me
singing Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it
you probably have, cause it's been
basically national news every night
Taylor Swift is on tour
it's the Era's tour
Tonight she playing her
second sold out night, here in Minneapolis.
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
So I had this idea,
I was basicall gonna dress up
as a Kanye fan,
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
I got Yeezy for President
Ye for President
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
If you don't know,
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
infamous beef with eachother
but you probably know about it.
I wanna say, just for the record, I love Taylor Swift
I think she's great
I would even consider myself a Swiftie, to be honest
Ya know, I love her music.
So, this is purely a joke.
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation, or what?
Bro what happened? Oh, with that microphone and shit?
laughs Yeah
You going to the Taylor Swift concert?
Yeah, can I get a picture? - No you can't
if you're going to Taylor Swift you can't
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation, you know?
laughs Alright, alright.
both Thank you!
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Hey just remember, Beyonce had the best video of all time
Hey, hey, that what he said?
Of all time!
He took that mic though, He shouldn't have took the mic
Beyonce had the- She had the best video of all time
Yeah, she did
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
Yeah, he did
Don't ever forget it
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans just like me
Like I just come in looking like this and they just like me
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand? - Yes it is!
Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?
Guess some what?
Some Kanye merch in there?
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
that's all the merchandise - No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
Kanye West? No not him. - Like Yeezy?
No, not here.
You know he made that bitch famous right?
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.
You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?
I'm on nobody's side, I'm with whoever's here.
'Cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.
You know that right?
I don't follow Beyonce either, I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
Oh, what band do you like?
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
The Beatles? You respect real music, I appreciate it.
Rock n' roll man.
Could I get a shot on the news?
Um, not necessarily.
Why?
Because that's, you're like here for
some political reason and I am not here to cover a political story
Political? Political? Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
You know about the whole situation, right?
I honestly don't so I'm just gonna leave it alone.
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous, you know that right?
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it, I'm just here to cover this.
So, you know... You can talk to anybody else.
Well it's a big deal because the only reason Taylor Swift is here
is 'cause of Kanye
Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.
Can you tell me like, what do you like about Taylor Swift?
laughs What?
Cause imma be honest,
I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
a little, self centered.
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person, for what he did to Taylor Swift.
Well I mean if you make Graduation, you'd be self centered too, right?
If you what?
If you made Graduation you'd be self centered too.
- No Or College Drop out.
laughs
Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion and likes so,
So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
No, but I'm team Kanye.
That's cool, that's great.
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
I'm telling you that.
It's like Taylor said, she's a fan, but you now,
kinda disappointed in some of the things he's done.
No but he's a genius though, right?
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
And those are probably the most hideous things I've ever seen.
Excuse me? - Yes, sorry.
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
You disrespected my like of Taylor Swift so how about we just end this conversation
I paid $1500 for these.
Well honey you probably should've bought some pants that are a little
more appropriate for $1500
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
Yeah...
That are available at Lofe.com
I'm on unemployment.
How about you go get some
normal clothes, and then you can a normal job.
These PJs are the best quality -And then you can afford some normal shoes
PJs on the market thought.
That's great, good for you!
And they're available at lofestore.com
You're not welcome here
and you're harassing people which is illegal
so fuck off!
BOOO
This is illegal?
Yes it is
harassing people is illegal
How am I harassing people?
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
Just so you know, if we ignore him
They have nothing to put on film.
Get his 15 minutes of fame.
Can we get a picture?
Yea of course
I love, I love you I love him!
I love him so much
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
Wait show the sign show the sign!
I love Kanye
Kanye's the best.
I love Kanye he's amazing.
I love Kanye!
Team Kanye!
Let's go!
Thank you so much!
Alright thank you, appreciate it
Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now
You sure I can't just get one shot?
in the news?
I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, ya know?
like she said
That's really not why I'm here
I'm here to do a specific thing.
Well what's the specific thing?
Cover this event.
To some extent you're part of the event.
Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right?
I'm a part of the event.
Are you mad that our cameras
could beat your cameras?
Not really, I have that camera myself.
Hey you don't need to flex on us or anything.
Hey chill I was just joking ya know?
Obviously this camera's like
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Man, my cameras a light weight.
This guy.
Can you stop talking to me?
I feel harassed right now.
I don't think he's gonna be president.
You don't think he's going to be president?
No.
You're delusional my friend. 2024.
Is that the year?
Easy win.
Are you recording this right now?
No
He's taking thirty pictures per second
Alright best of luck with your uh
your endeavors
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
Yea
You believe in me?
Go strong.
Alright, thanks man.
Excuse me, sir
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now
That's your problem I guess
Do you think you could go talk
to that uh woman over there?
She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
I can't do nothing about it.
What's going on with you?
Why're you holding up your sign?
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
Are you not?
You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?
I don't know.
Stop your filming,
don't talk to these guys.
I don't think it was really that serious.
You're team Kanye?
I don't really have strong feelings
for that whole situation either way
But you agree he made her famous, right?
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
I'm honestly not the person to ask.
I'm just here for the ride.
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here?
You got the merch on, so
I love Taylor Swift
Like what's so great about her though you know?
What's so great about Kanye?
She's so talented!
Kanye's a genius.
He made some of the best music of all time.
Taylor Swift is just like,
she breaks up with someone,
writes a song, like, how many
people can you break up with
before you finally realize it's time to go to therapy
Apparently a lot right and like
it's working for her right?
Thanks to Kanye
I mean she's a therapist so,
You're a therapist?
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
Probably not
You should try
cause we don't need any more
of her music, you know?
You gotta fix her so she never releases another song
You know what's great
about life in general
you don't have to do anything
you don't want to
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
You like my Foam Runners at least?
Aww we got the
big boys coming in now
Paul put some hardcore rock n roll
over this
Hey I love your videos man
Thanks!
My kids follow you
You going to the show or no?
Does it look like I'm going?
I'm on Kanye's side
on the whole situation, ya know?
I do not know
Should be a good event though
you should come out
I feel like they'd castrate me
if I walk in there, you know
I turned all the Taylor Swift fans on me
I actually like Taylor Swift though
Like I like her music
Here, hold that for the picture.