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I feel like this wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew,
you know,
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everybody wears
sunglasses, like a band
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Yeah, like a rock band
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
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Yeah
laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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laughs
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Can you climb?
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What do you mean it's easy?
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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Yeah, I know
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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laughs
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's
a banana.
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- or you can go.
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil
conversation with him
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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Do you have any food
I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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- What the fuck?
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like a Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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singing
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Nirvana?
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laughs
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg down there went numb
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(laughing)
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Hey, hey, hey, bro
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
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No, for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
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No
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this
(laughs)
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We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
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(laughs)
They're calling about our car
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It was at this moment that he knew,
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he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
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We cant park there?
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Try one of these?
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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
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Why you wanna do that?
(laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
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The mustard plant
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- Oh
You want one?
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You're on mushrooms?
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How's it going?
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He's on the magic shrooms
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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You will?
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
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if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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Well you're stopped here
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please, sir
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
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Fuck!
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Please!
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It's not expensive though, right?
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uhh $63
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God Damn!
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I can't afford $63!
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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
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63??
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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
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Sir, I'm saving up for a
battle pass on Fortnite
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Like I'm not gonna be
able to get it now
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What do you expect me to do
now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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That's not an option
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Look at Melanie talking to the cops
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She's trying to get us out of this.
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Hey! Are you takin' his side?
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Traitor!
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Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
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Exactly! They don't make it clear
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Ay ay preach it!
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Look, y'all got a lot of people
mad over here cause of these signs
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You can't read the signs
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I-I'm Furious!
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I am enraged right now
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I understand that
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He has the audacity to give me a
$63 ticket
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when i'm trying to buy a
Battle Pass on Fortnite.
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Can you believe it?
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You're making it worse
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I agree, should we start a petition?
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Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
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The sign was pointed that way
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Look how many people got tickets
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they're all over here protesting
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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Did they give you a ticket too?
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This is ridiculous
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I am enraged right now!
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I am absolutely...
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AHHHHH
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NO
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HEY! COME BACK!
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$63?
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I don't really care though,
I was just trollin'
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Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket
or what?
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What? You got a ticket?
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Yeah.
You gonna pay?
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$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet
on me right now man
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Alright, no picture.
- Ah
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No, I'm just kidding
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Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Appreciate it
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You started crying like aggressively,
bro I lost it
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cough cough
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Ah, all this screaming to protest
the ticket got me fuckin'...
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clears throat
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Oh my god
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cough cough
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I thought he was going to say $200
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$200?
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Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
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Oh, that's not that much
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But then I just pretended like it was
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I guess we're eating Pho.
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How y'all doin'?
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For real?
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I guess we're eating Pho.
(in slow motion)
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What guy?
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Right there
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laughing
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laughing
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Alright, so my boy David Kushner
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has a concert tonight in LA
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Basically, he reached out to me,
a while ago
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Like, I think it was like a year ago
or something
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Just on Instagram,
said he likes the videos
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And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
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I think he's really talented
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You know, he's blowing up
big time
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over these past few months
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with his new song and uh,
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yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
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I saw that he was going to be in LA
and I asked him if we could
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come out to his show,
and he said yeah.
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So, he put us on the list and,
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yeah, we're about to go in now
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You're going in to see David or what?
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Yeah, I love him
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when I saw you followed him, I was like...
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Yeah he's my homie,
He's good
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You want Dan to take it?
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Yeah
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My hands shaking too,
I don't know why
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Thank you!
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- Yeah nice to meet you,
appreciate it
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You're shaking more than her bro
00:10:31.970 --> 00:10:35.230
Dan's hand is like this,
Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:36.580
Yeah of course
00:10:36.905 --> 00:10:37.905
Can I get one?
laughs
00:10:37.905 --> 00:10:38.725
Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:10:39.697 --> 00:10:41.473
Thank you guys,
I really appreciate it
00:10:42.988 --> 00:10:46.098
I just don't get why the fuck
it's a big deal to bring a camera in
00:10:48.880 --> 00:10:49.600
Yeah, yeah
00:10:50.029 --> 00:10:52.299
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated
- Yeah
00:10:52.299 --> 00:10:53.019
(both)
Thank you
00:10:53.019 --> 00:10:55.567
Alright guys well,
I guess they wanna be little
00:10:55.567 --> 00:10:57.927
bleep
00:10:57.927 --> 00:10:58.987
about the camera so..
00:10:59.214 --> 00:11:01.688
I guess we'll just get the
Iphone photos for you guys
00:11:01.688 --> 00:11:03.338
That's really the only option here
00:11:05.295 --> 00:11:07.045
What's good?
Nice to meet you guys!
00:11:07.184 --> 00:11:08.204
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
00:11:08.429 --> 00:11:09.469
Nice to meet you bro
00:11:09.469 --> 00:11:10.793
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
00:11:11.563 --> 00:11:12.573
Of course
- Of course
00:11:13.953 --> 00:11:14.673
Dude, you too
00:11:15.233 --> 00:11:17.153
I have to say, David freaking loves you
00:11:17.153 --> 00:11:18.473
Every time I make him food,
00:11:18.473 --> 00:11:19.673
he's like smacks lips
00:11:19.673 --> 00:11:21.733
and he turns on your videos
and watches them
00:11:22.789 --> 00:11:23.669
He's- He's-
00:11:23.883 --> 00:11:25.843
He's been watching you forever
- Seriously
00:11:25.843 --> 00:11:27.303
and like when I go to YouTube
00:11:27.303 --> 00:11:29.516
like his algorithm is just you
- He watches you
00:11:29.758 --> 00:11:31.983
Yeah, I watch you now because
of his algorithm
00:11:31.983 --> 00:11:33.473
We're all iPad kids
watching you
00:11:33.473 --> 00:11:36.333
You guys need to do a video together
cause this man's a troll
00:11:36.333 --> 00:11:37.743
If you knew him in real life,
00:11:37.743 --> 00:11:40.083
he's literally the biggest troll
you'll ever meet
00:11:40.083 --> 00:11:41.143
(everyone)
He really is
00:11:41.143 --> 00:11:43.843
I could kinda tell you were a
little bit of a prankster
00:11:43.843 --> 00:11:47.056
Lets go! Proud buffoon!
I already know this one
00:11:47.056 --> 00:11:48.996
- Now you're apart of the crew,
you know
00:11:48.996 --> 00:11:50.883
Hell yeah
- You're apart of the crew now
00:11:50.883 --> 00:11:51.843
Yo that's so fire!
00:11:51.957 --> 00:11:53.887
We need to get a picture
with everybody
00:11:53.984 --> 00:11:56.006
Got it.
Let's get the whole crew in there.
00:11:57.746 --> 00:11:59.876
Hell yeah, dude
thanks for coming you guys
00:11:59.876 --> 00:12:02.476
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah
- Of course, yeah
00:12:02.476 --> 00:12:03.716
Yeah, that's so awesome.
00:12:03.716 --> 00:12:06.802
David's acting all put together right now
but if you saw this man
00:12:06.802 --> 00:12:08.752
I'm gonna get goin'
I don't wanna disrupt
00:12:08.752 --> 00:12:09.812
No dude, it's all good
00:12:09.812 --> 00:12:12.152
It's so nice to meet you guys
- Nice to meet you!
00:12:12.152 --> 00:12:12.982
Sing it with me
00:12:14.063 --> 00:12:16.663
singing
Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
00:12:18.179 --> 00:12:20.539
Alright guys,
so if you haven't heard about it
00:12:20.539 --> 00:12:22.289
you probably have,
cause it's been
00:12:22.289 --> 00:12:23.989
basically national news every night
00:12:23.989 --> 00:12:25.548
Taylor Swift is on tour
00:12:25.739 --> 00:12:26.880
it's the Era's tour
00:12:26.999 --> 00:12:28.149
Tonight she playing her
00:12:28.149 --> 00:12:30.792
second sold out night,
here in Minneapolis.
00:12:30.792 --> 00:12:33.202
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
00:12:33.202 --> 00:12:34.152
So I had this idea,
00:12:34.152 --> 00:12:35.582
I was basicall gonna dress up
00:12:35.582 --> 00:12:36.872
as a Kanye fan,
00:12:36.872 --> 00:12:39.204
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
00:12:39.204 --> 00:12:40.996
I got Yeezy for President
00:12:41.256 --> 00:12:42.766
Ye for President
00:12:43.119 --> 00:12:45.426
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
00:12:46.049 --> 00:12:46.989
If you don't know,
00:12:46.989 --> 00:12:48.619
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
00:12:48.619 --> 00:12:49.969
infamous beef with eachother
00:12:49.969 --> 00:12:51.469
but you probably know about it.
00:12:51.469 --> 00:12:54.168
I wanna say, just for the record,
I love Taylor Swift
00:12:54.168 --> 00:12:55.178
I think she's great
00:12:55.178 --> 00:12:57.858
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,
to be honest
00:12:57.858 --> 00:12:59.408
Ya know, I love her music.
00:12:59.408 --> 00:13:00.798
So, this is purely a joke.
00:13:00.798 --> 00:13:02.288
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
00:13:03.100 --> 00:13:05.980
Were y'all on Kanye's side
on that whole situation, or what?
00:13:05.980 --> 00:13:08.770
Bro what happened?
Oh, with that microphone and shit?
00:13:08.770 --> 00:13:09.480
laughs
Yeah
00:13:09.860 --> 00:13:11.734
You going to the
Taylor Swift concert?
00:13:11.734 --> 00:13:13.674
Yeah, can I get a picture?
- No you can't
00:13:13.674 --> 00:13:15.604
if you're going to Taylor Swift
you can't
00:13:15.921 --> 00:13:18.421
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole
situation, you know?
00:13:20.150 --> 00:13:21.310
laughs
Alright, alright.
00:13:23.270 --> 00:13:24.400
both
Thank you!
00:13:24.105 --> 00:13:26.450
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
00:13:26.325 --> 00:13:29.105
Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time
00:13:29.105 --> 00:13:30.475
Hey, hey, that what he said?
00:13:30.475 --> 00:13:31.315
Of all time!
00:13:31.315 --> 00:13:33.915
He took that mic though,
He shouldn't have took the mic
00:13:37.986 --> 00:13:41.600
Beyonce had the- She had the
best video of all time
00:13:41.354 --> 00:13:42.104
Yeah, she did
00:13:43.138 --> 00:13:45.238
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
00:13:45.238 --> 00:13:45.988
Yeah, he did
00:13:45.988 --> 00:13:46.958
Don't ever forget it
00:13:47.650 --> 00:13:50.190
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
just like me
00:13:50.190 --> 00:13:53.200
Like I just come in looking like this
and they just like me
00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:55.600
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
- Yes it is!
00:13:55.600 --> 00:13:57.750
Are we able to get some of
that Kanye merch?
00:13:58.600 --> 00:13:58.840
Guess some what?
00:13:58.840 --> 00:14:00.110
Some Kanye merch in there?
00:14:00.110 --> 00:14:01.910
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
00:14:01.910 --> 00:14:04.800
that's all the merchandise
- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
00:14:04.800 --> 00:14:06.550
Kanye West? No not him.
- Like Yeezy?
00:14:06.550 --> 00:14:07.260
No, not here.
00:14:07.260 --> 00:14:09.230
You know he made that bitch famous right?
00:14:09.230 --> 00:14:12.330
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
00:14:12.330 --> 00:14:15.237
The only thing they sell is
Taylor Swift stuff.
00:14:15.237 --> 00:14:17.647
You're on Taylor's side in
this situation though?
00:14:17.647 --> 00:14:19.848
I'm on nobody's side,
I'm with whoever's here.
00:14:19.848 --> 00:14:22.680
'Cause Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
00:14:22.680 --> 00:14:23.780
You know that right?
00:14:23.780 --> 00:14:25.758
I don't follow Beyonce either,
I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
00:14:25.758 --> 00:14:27.580
Oh, what band do you like?
00:14:27.580 --> 00:14:28.786
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
00:14:28.786 --> 00:14:31.286
The Beatles? You respect real music,
I appreciate it.
00:14:31.286 --> 00:14:32.136
Rock n' roll man.
00:14:32.136 --> 00:14:33.626
Could I get a shot on the news?
00:14:33.626 --> 00:14:37.360
Um, not necessarily.
00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:37.776
Why?
00:14:37.776 --> 00:14:41.776
Because that's, you're like here for
00:14:41.776 --> 00:14:45.600
some political reason and
I am not here to cover a political story
00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:48.499
Political? Political?
Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
00:14:48.499 --> 00:14:50.519
You know about the whole situation, right?
00:14:51.234 --> 00:14:55.234
I honestly don't so I'm just
gonna leave it alone.
00:14:55.234 --> 00:14:58.244
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,
you know that right?
00:14:58.244 --> 00:15:02.244
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
00:15:02.244 --> 00:15:05.764
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.
00:15:05.764 --> 00:15:10.440
So, you know...
You can talk to anybody else.
00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:13.104
Well it's a big deal because the only
reason Taylor Swift is here
00:15:13.104 --> 00:15:14.540
is 'cause of Kanye
00:15:14.540 --> 00:15:17.344
Ok maybe, that's so.
I'm not trying to get involved.
00:15:17.647 --> 00:15:20.387
Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
00:15:20.918 --> 00:15:21.638
laughs
What?
00:15:21.701 --> 00:15:22.731
Cause imma be honest,
00:15:22.731 --> 00:15:25.610
I'm more on Kanye's side
in the whole situation.
00:15:25.610 --> 00:15:26.851
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
00:15:26.851 --> 00:15:28.681
a little, self centered.
00:15:28.681 --> 00:15:32.561
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.
00:15:32.561 --> 00:15:35.871
Well I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too, right?
00:15:35.871 --> 00:15:36.631
If you what?
00:15:36.631 --> 00:15:38.991
If you made Graduation
you'd be self centered too.
00:15:38.991 --> 00:15:40.191
- No
Or College Drop out.
00:15:40.561 --> 00:15:41.301
laughs
00:15:41.522 --> 00:15:44.620
Like I'd like to see Taylor
pump out College Drop out
00:15:45.350 --> 00:15:47.875
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so,
00:15:52.517 --> 00:15:54.737
So you're definitely not
on Kanye's side then.
00:15:55.148 --> 00:15:57.598
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
00:15:58.120 --> 00:15:59.350
No, but I'm team Kanye.
00:15:59.476 --> 00:16:00.766
That's cool, that's great.
00:16:01.123 --> 00:16:02.623
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
00:16:02.623 --> 00:16:03.703
I'm telling you that.
00:16:03.703 --> 00:16:06.463
It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but you now,
00:16:06.463 --> 00:16:08.963
kinda disappointed in some of the
things he's done.
00:16:08.963 --> 00:16:10.713
No but he's a genius though, right?
00:16:10.713 --> 00:16:12.483
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
00:16:12.483 --> 00:16:15.443
And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.
00:16:15.443 --> 00:16:16.633
Excuse me?
- Yes, sorry.
00:16:16.633 --> 00:16:18.463
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
00:16:18.463 --> 00:16:20.608
You're disrespecting my like
of Taylor Swift
00:16:20.608 --> 00:16:22.753
so how about we just end this conversation
00:16:22.753 --> 00:16:24.653
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
00:16:24.653 --> 00:16:27.933
Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little
00:16:27.933 --> 00:16:29.273
more appropriate for $1500
00:16:29.527 --> 00:16:31.387
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
00:16:31.576 --> 00:16:32.296
Yeah...
00:16:32.870 --> 00:16:34.538
That are available at Lofestore.com
00:16:35.216 --> 00:16:36.326
I'm on unemployment.
00:16:37.981 --> 00:16:39.241
How about you go get some
00:16:39.241 --> 00:16:41.481
normal clothes, and then you can
a normal job.
00:16:42.123 --> 00:16:44.813
These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market though
00:16:44.813 --> 00:16:46.533
That's great, good for you!
00:16:46.540 --> 00:16:48.430
And they're available at lofestore.com
00:16:52.016 --> 00:16:52.836
BOOOO!
00:16:52.836 --> 00:16:53.686
This is illegal?
00:16:55.708 --> 00:16:56.978
How am I harassing people?
00:16:56.978 --> 00:16:59.847
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
00:16:59.847 --> 00:17:02.737
- I think they're filming
Just so you know, if we ignore him
00:17:02.737 --> 00:17:04.637
They have nothing to put on film, so...
00:17:06.114 --> 00:17:06.824
- No, no, no.
00:17:07.002 --> 00:17:07.752
Oh.
00:17:07.860 --> 00:17:08.930
Yeah, of course
00:17:08.930 --> 00:17:12.110
I love- I love you, I love him!
I love him so much
00:17:12.110 --> 00:17:12.840
laughs
00:17:12.840 --> 00:17:14.750
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
00:17:14.888 --> 00:17:16.538
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
00:17:16.538 --> 00:17:17.318
I love Kanye
00:17:17.318 --> 00:17:18.188
Kanye's the best.
00:17:18.188 --> 00:17:20.278
I love Kanye, bro.
Kanye is amazing.
00:17:20.278 --> 00:17:20.998
laughs
00:17:20.998 --> 00:17:22.151
I love Kanye!
00:17:22.151 --> 00:17:22.991
Team Kanye!
00:17:23.309 --> 00:17:24.709
Team Kanye, let's go!
00:17:24.709 --> 00:17:26.047
Thank you so much!
00:17:26.047 --> 00:17:28.007
Alright thank you, appreciate it
00:17:28.007 --> 00:17:30.427
Um excuse me,
you're harassing me right now
00:17:30.427 --> 00:17:32.327
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
00:17:32.327 --> 00:17:33.057
in the news?
00:17:33.057 --> 00:17:35.257
I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, you know?
00:17:35.257 --> 00:17:35.977
like she said
00:17:35.977 --> 00:17:37.487
That's really not why I'm here
00:17:37.487 --> 00:17:39.927
I'm here to do a specific thing.
00:17:39.927 --> 00:17:41.497
What's the specific thing then?
00:17:41.497 --> 00:17:42.337
Cover this event.
00:17:42.337 --> 00:17:44.488
To some extent you're apart of the event.
But-
00:17:44.488 --> 00:17:46.598
Hey see, that's all we
needed to hear right?
00:17:46.598 --> 00:17:47.768
I'm a part of the event.
00:17:47.768 --> 00:17:50.168
Are you mad that our camera
could beat your camera?
00:17:50.168 --> 00:17:53.628
Not really, I have that camera myself.
-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
00:17:53.628 --> 00:17:57.268
or anything. Chill, I was just joking
you know? Obviously this camera's like
00:17:57.268 --> 00:18:00.528
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Our camera's a light weight
00:18:00.582 --> 00:18:01.372
-Yeah.
00:18:01.372 --> 00:18:02.752
Can you stop talking to me?
00:18:02.752 --> 00:18:04.042
I feel harassed right now.
00:18:05.286 --> 00:18:07.416
You don't think he's
going to be president?
00:18:07.416 --> 00:18:09.396
-No.
You're delusional my friend, 2024.
00:18:10.455 --> 00:18:11.225
Easy win.
00:18:12.883 --> 00:18:13.593
No
00:18:14.833 --> 00:18:16.743
He's taking thirty pictures per second
00:18:19.239 --> 00:18:21.249
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
00:18:21.439 --> 00:18:22.379
You believe in me?
00:18:22.732 --> 00:18:23.692
Alright, thanks man.
00:18:23.956 --> 00:18:24.656
Excuse me, sir
00:18:25.057 --> 00:18:27.447
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now
00:18:27.776 --> 00:18:29.186
That's your problem, I guess
00:18:29.246 --> 00:18:32.036
Do you think you could go talk to that uh
woman over there?
00:18:32.036 --> 00:18:35.446
She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
00:18:35.446 --> 00:18:36.786
I can't do nothing about it.
00:18:36.786 --> 00:18:38.056
What's going on with you?
00:18:38.056 --> 00:18:39.666
Why're you holding up your sign?
00:18:39.929 --> 00:18:41.139
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
00:18:41.543 --> 00:18:42.903
- Okay, well...
Are you not?
00:18:42.903 --> 00:18:46.003
You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?
00:18:46.311 --> 00:18:47.031
I don't know.
00:18:47.915 --> 00:18:48.805
Stop your filming,
00:18:48.943 --> 00:18:51.263
You can't talk to these guys,
don't talk to them.
00:18:51.413 --> 00:18:53.383
I don't think it was really that serious.
00:18:58.885 --> 00:19:00.826
But you agree he made her famous, right?
00:19:02.354 --> 00:19:04.214
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
00:19:08.266 --> 00:19:10.056
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
00:19:10.056 --> 00:19:11.236
You got the merch on, so
00:19:11.899 --> 00:19:14.239
Like what's so great about
her though, you know?
00:19:14.239 --> 00:19:16.024
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
00:19:16.024 --> 00:19:17.294
Kanye's a genius.
- Yeah...
00:19:17.294 --> 00:19:19.374
He made some of the
best music of all time.
00:19:19.374 --> 00:19:20.563
Taylor Swift is just like
00:19:20.563 --> 00:19:21.863
she breaks up with someone,
00:19:21.863 --> 00:19:22.853
writes a song, like,
00:19:22.853 --> 00:19:24.613
how many people
can you break up with
00:19:24.613 --> 00:19:27.103
before you finally decide
it's time to go to therapy
00:19:28.234 --> 00:19:28.994
Thanks to Kanye
00:19:30.814 --> 00:19:31.754
You're a therapist?
00:19:31.851 --> 00:19:33.931
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
00:19:34.643 --> 00:19:35.433
laughs
00:19:35.557 --> 00:19:36.287
You should try
00:19:36.647 --> 00:19:39.027
cause we don't need anymore
of her music, you know?
00:19:39.027 --> 00:19:41.487
You gotta fix her so she never
releases another song
00:19:41.487 --> 00:19:42.547
You know what's great
00:19:42.547 --> 00:19:43.557
about life in general
00:19:43.904 --> 00:19:45.324
you don't have to do anything
00:19:45.324 --> 00:19:46.204
you don't want to
00:19:46.204 --> 00:19:48.284
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
00:19:48.284 --> 00:19:50.924
Do you like my- Do you like my
Foam Runners at least?
00:19:52.713 --> 00:19:53.443
Oh we got the
00:19:53.443 --> 00:19:54.503
big boys coming in now
00:19:54.620 --> 00:19:56.610
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
00:19:56.610 --> 00:19:57.377
over this
00:19:57.377 --> 00:20:00.697
rock music playing
00:20:02.183 --> 00:20:02.913
Thanks!
laughs
00:20:03.183 --> 00:20:03.913
Appreciate it.
00:20:06.496 --> 00:20:07.836
Does it look like I'm going?
00:20:07.836 --> 00:20:08.786
I'm on Kanye's side
00:20:08.786 --> 00:20:10.376
on the whole situation, ya know?
00:20:10.376 --> 00:20:11.506
Well, I don't even know
00:20:12.729 --> 00:20:14.179
I feel like they'd castrate me
00:20:14.179 --> 00:20:16.039
if I tried to walk in there, you know
00:20:16.039 --> 00:20:18.329
I turned all the Taylor Swift
fans on me already
00:20:18.329 --> 00:20:20.435
I actually like Taylor Swift, though
- Yeah.
00:20:20.435 --> 00:20:21.555
Like, I like her music
00:20:21.555 --> 00:20:22.275
Here you go.
00:20:22.332 --> 00:20:23.612
Hold that for the picture.
00:20:25.701 --> 00:20:26.481
Yeah, of course
00:20:26.635 --> 00:20:28.225
Did she force you to go, or what?
00:20:28.225 --> 00:20:30.065
No, I didn't even go.
- We're not going
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Oh, you're not going?
- We're just checking it out.
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That's what I like to hear
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Oh you went?
- Yeah, in Chicago
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Why?
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Because my friends sugar
daddy got us tickets.
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Really?
- Yeah.
00:20:39.155 --> 00:20:41.885
Well, you know that like,
Kanye made her famous, right?
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Who the fuck cares?
00:20:44.458 --> 00:20:45.208
I do.
00:20:45.232 --> 00:20:46.552
Kanye is owed his credit.
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What does it say? "Fuck you"?
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What a hero she is, man.
00:20:53.924 --> 00:20:54.644
Excuse me
00:20:55.546 --> 00:20:56.266
Excuse me
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- You guys cannot be over here
00:20:57.796 --> 00:21:00.836
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet
but she spelt it wrong
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You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
00:21:03.769 --> 00:21:05.969
How is that even possible?
It's nine letters
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It's nine letters
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This is- It's not even close
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You put a 'Z' in there. What part of
"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
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Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
00:21:16.360 --> 00:21:17.540
He's- he's deaf
00:21:18.035 --> 00:21:18.805
He's deaf
00:21:18.817 --> 00:21:20.387
-I'm asking you to move please.
00:21:20.387 --> 00:21:21.627
And that's very offensive
00:21:21.627 --> 00:21:22.387
-Please move.
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Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
00:21:25.470 --> 00:21:26.950
Well, no. Um, it's for media
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Do you want me to like,
update the bracelet for you
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so it's spelled right?
00:21:33.123 --> 00:21:34.503
You're on team Kanye, right?
00:21:34.791 --> 00:21:35.521
I know Kanye
00:21:35.521 --> 00:21:38.571
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor
make Graduation, right?
00:21:38.862 --> 00:21:40.172
Like, there's no chance.
00:21:40.653 --> 00:21:41.723
You've never heard of-
00:21:41.723 --> 00:21:43.813
I had a dream I could
buy my way to heaven
00:21:47.222 --> 00:21:49.841
Like, you think Taylor could
make something like that?
00:21:50.578 --> 00:21:53.808
All she does is get broken up
with and then write an album about it
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laughs
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Like, how many times can you do that?
00:21:56.318 --> 00:21:59.038
How many times can you do
that before you start to think
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"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"
you know?