0:00:00.000,0:00:01.156
I feel like this wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
0:00:07.674,0:00:09.640
I just wanted to announce to you that the
0:00:09.640,0:00:11.860
long awaited Lofe pajama pants
0:00:12.150,0:00:13.272
are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
0:00:17.847,0:00:18.757
been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew, [br]you know,
0:00:29.880,0:00:31.763
everybody wears [br]sunglasses, like a band
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Yeah, like a rock band
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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you've been here twice,[br]but you don't know it?
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Yeah[br]laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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laughs
0:00:54.031,0:00:55.131
Can you climb?
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What do you mean it's easy?
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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Yeah, I know
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:01:39.110,0:01:40.560
- Oh, he's not filming
0:01:40.540,0:01:41.360
- Yes, he is
0:01:41.360,0:01:42.178
- That's a banana
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laughs
0:01:43.208,0:01:44.552
- I can call the security,
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No, no that's [br]a banana.
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- or you can go.
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I dunno why that was so funny
0:01:47.811,0:01:49.872
We were having a civil[br]conversation with him
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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Do you have any food[br]I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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- What the fuck?
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
0:02:20.520,0:02:21.993
He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like a Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
0:02:26.613,0:02:28.483
singing
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Nirvana?
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laughs
0:02:32.636,0:02:33.336
You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg down there went numb
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(laughing)
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
0:02:42.834,0:02:43.844
He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Hey, hey, hey, bro
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
0:03:24.034,0:03:26.334
That one hurt your foot,[br]I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me[br]up the trail on your back too
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun[br](laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that[br]way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..[br](laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)[br]Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?[br]Bro you started touching my ass
0:04:07.662,0:04:09.570
- That's crazy bro[br]How much to eat that?
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No, for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, [br]I don't care how much
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No
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You know, some black pepper and salt
0:04:26.350,0:04:27.990
You're gonna get a disease and die
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this[br](laughs)
0:04:33.184,0:04:35.060
We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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Man, this is beautiful up here[br]- I told you
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(laughs)[br]They're calling about our car
0:04:56.132,0:04:58.987
It was at this moment that he knew,
0:04:58.987,0:04:59.987
he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
0:05:01.304,0:05:02.374
We cant park there?
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Try one of these?
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- Yeah[br]Am I gonna get sick from this?
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Why you wanna do that?[br](laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,[br]right?
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The mustard plant
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- Oh[br]You want one?
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You're on mushrooms?
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How's it going?
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He's on the magic shrooms
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
0:05:34.987,0:05:35.727
I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
0:05:36.814,0:05:37.544
- Yeah
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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You will?
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
0:05:47.166,0:05:48.522
if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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Well you're stopped here
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
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What do you want?
0:06:32.213,0:06:33.390
Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
0:06:49.636,0:06:51.210
I can't pay for a ticket
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No
0:06:52.210,0:06:53.020
Please
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
0:06:57.901,0:06:58.762
but I'm really not
0:06:58.762,0:06:59.481
(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please, sir
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
0:07:06.586,0:07:08.456
Fuck!
0:07:11.641,0:07:12.581
Please!
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It's not expensive though, right?
0:07:17.868,0:07:18.678
uhh $63
0:07:19.180,0:07:20.600
God Damn!
0:07:24.200,0:07:25.120
I can't afford $63!
0:07:25.818,0:07:28.288
That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
0:07:31.799,0:07:32.599
63??
0:07:32.599,0:07:33.824
You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
0:07:33.824,0:07:36.115
Sir, I'm saving up for a [br]battle pass on Fortnite
0:07:36.115,0:07:38.104
Like I'm not gonna be [br]able to get it now
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What do you expect me to do[br]now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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That's not an option
0:07:43.501,0:07:45.401
Look at Melanie talking to the cops
0:07:45.553,0:07:47.263
She's trying to get us out of this.
0:07:47.263,0:07:48.963
Hey! Are you takin' his side?
0:07:49.021,0:07:50.131
Traitor!
0:07:50.521,0:07:51.911
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
0:07:51.911,0:07:53.510
Exactly! They don't make it clear
0:08:04.110,0:08:05.420
Ay ay preach it!
0:08:05.420,0:08:08.629
Look, y'all got a lot of people [br]mad over here cause of these signs
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You can't read the signs
0:08:11.386,0:08:12.706
I-I'm Furious!
0:08:12.956,0:08:14.516
I am enraged right now
0:08:14.516,0:08:15.366
I understand that
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He has the audacity to give me a[br]$63 ticket
0:08:17.466,0:08:20.386
when i'm trying to buy a[br]Battle Pass on Fortnite.
0:08:20.386,0:08:21.356
Can you believe it?
0:08:24.652,0:08:26.132
You're making it worse
0:08:28.389,0:08:30.649
I agree, should we start a petition?
0:08:31.208,0:08:33.328
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
0:08:33.328,0:08:34.916
The sign was pointed that way
0:08:34.916,0:08:36.526
Look how many people got tickets
0:08:36.526,0:08:38.146
they're all over here protesting
0:08:38.146,0:08:38.966
He got a ticket
0:08:38.966,0:08:39.756
He got a ticket
0:08:39.756,0:08:40.506
He got a ticket
0:08:40.506,0:08:42.096
Did they give you a ticket too?
0:08:42.096,0:08:43.076
This is ridiculous
0:08:43.076,0:08:44.789
I am enraged right now!
0:08:44.789,0:08:45.759
I am absolutely...
0:08:45.759,0:08:47.369
AHHHHH
0:08:47.829,0:08:48.599
NO
0:08:49.182,0:08:51.472
HEY! COME BACK!
0:08:51.647,0:08:52.417
$63?
0:08:52.417,0:08:54.657
I don't really care though,[br]I was just trollin'
0:08:56.165,0:08:58.225
Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket[br]or what?
0:08:58.225,0:08:59.354
What? You got a ticket?
0:08:59.354,0:09:00.364
Yeah. [br]You gonna pay?
0:09:00.364,0:09:02.814
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet [br]on me right now man
0:09:02.814,0:09:04.014
Alright, no picture.[br]- Ah
0:09:04.014,0:09:04.994
No, I'm just kidding
0:09:04.994,0:09:07.214
Thank you man, nice to meet you.[br]Appreciate it
0:09:07.350,0:09:09.860
You started crying like aggressively,[br]bro I lost it
0:09:10.204,0:09:11.184
cough cough
0:09:11.889,0:09:14.791
Ah, all this screaming to protest[br]the ticket got me fuckin'...
0:09:15.641,0:09:16.471
clears throat
0:09:16.471,0:09:17.261
Oh my god
0:09:17.340,0:09:18.130
cough cough
0:09:18.189,0:09:19.999
I thought he was going to say $200
0:09:19.999,0:09:20.729
$200?
0:09:20.729,0:09:22.539
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
0:09:22.539,0:09:23.849
Oh, that's not that much
0:09:23.849,0:09:25.646
But then I just pretended like it was
0:09:25.646,0:09:26.906
I guess we're eating Pho.
0:09:27.512,0:09:28.382
How y'all doin'?
0:09:30.634,0:09:31.374
For real?
0:09:31.374,0:09:33.414
I guess we're eating Pho.[br](in slow motion)
0:09:35.488,0:09:36.281
What guy?
0:09:36.281,0:09:37.031
Right there
0:09:37.031,0:09:40.001
laughing
0:09:42.477,0:09:45.917
laughing
0:09:51.044,0:09:52.654
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
0:09:52.654,0:09:54.004
has a concert tonight in LA
0:09:54.159,0:09:56.339
Basically, he reached out to me, [br]a while ago
0:09:56.339,0:09:58.692
Like, I think it was like a year ago[br]or something
0:09:58.692,0:10:00.742
Just on Instagram,[br]said he likes the videos
0:10:00.742,0:10:02.412
And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
0:10:02.412,0:10:03.822
I think he's really talented
0:10:03.822,0:10:05.472
You know, he's blowing up [br]big time
0:10:05.472,0:10:06.712
over these past few months
0:10:06.712,0:10:07.942
with his new song and uh,
0:10:07.942,0:10:09.612
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
0:10:09.612,0:10:12.582
I saw that he was going to be in LA[br]and I asked him if we could
0:10:12.582,0:10:14.452
come out to his show,[br]and he said yeah.
0:10:14.452,0:10:15.922
So, he put us on the list and,
0:10:15.922,0:10:17.382
yeah, we're about to go in now
0:10:17.382,0:10:19.222
You're going in to see David or what?
0:10:19.222,0:10:20.062
Yeah, I love him
0:10:20.062,0:10:22.082
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
0:10:22.082,0:10:23.432
Yeah he's my homie,[br]He's good
0:10:23.432,0:10:24.642
You want Dan to take it?
0:10:24.642,0:10:25.362
Yeah
0:10:25.825,0:10:27.665
My hands shaking too,[br]I don't know why
0:10:27.830,0:10:28.570
Thank you!
0:10:28.570,0:10:30.420
- Yeah nice to meet you, [br]appreciate it
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You're shaking more than her bro
0:10:31.970,0:10:35.230
Dan's hand is like this, [br]Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
0:10:35.840,0:10:36.580
Yeah of course
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Can I get one?[br]laughs
0:10:37.905,0:10:38.725
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Thank you guys,[br]I really appreciate it
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I just don't get why the fuck[br]it's a big deal to bring a camera in
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Yeah, yeah
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I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated[br]- Yeah
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(both)[br]Thank you
0:10:53.019,0:10:55.567
Alright guys well, [br]I guess they wanna be little
0:10:55.567,0:10:57.927
bleep
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about the camera so..
0:10:59.214,0:11:01.688
I guess we'll just get the[br]Iphone photos for you guys
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That's really the only option here
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What's good?[br]Nice to meet you guys!
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Oh! Sorry 'bout that
0:11:08.429,0:11:09.469
Nice to meet you bro
0:11:09.469,0:11:10.793
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
0:11:11.563,0:11:12.573
Of course[br]- Of course
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Dude, you too
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I have to say, David freaking loves you
0:11:17.153,0:11:18.473
Every time I make him food,
0:11:18.473,0:11:19.673
he's like smacks lips
0:11:19.673,0:11:21.733
and he turns on your videos[br]and watches them
0:11:22.789,0:11:23.669
He's- He's-
0:11:23.883,0:11:25.843
He's been watching you forever[br]- Seriously
0:11:25.843,0:11:27.303
and like when I go to YouTube
0:11:27.303,0:11:29.516
like his algorithm is just you[br]- He watches you
0:11:29.758,0:11:31.983
Yeah, I watch you now because [br]of his algorithm
0:11:31.983,0:11:33.473
We're all iPad kids[br]watching you
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You guys need to do a video together[br]cause this man's a troll
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If you knew him in real life,
0:11:37.743,0:11:40.083
he's literally the biggest troll[br]you'll ever meet
0:11:40.083,0:11:41.143
(everyone)[br]He really is
0:11:41.143,0:11:43.843
I could kinda tell you were a [br]little bit of a prankster
0:11:43.843,0:11:47.056
Lets go! Proud buffoon![br]I already know this one
0:11:47.056,0:11:48.996
- Now you're apart of the crew, [br]you know
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Hell yeah[br]- You're apart of the crew now
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Yo that's so fire!
0:11:51.957,0:11:53.887
We need to get a picture[br]with everybody
0:11:53.984,0:11:56.006
Got it.[br]Let's get the whole crew in there.
0:11:57.746,0:11:59.876
Hell yeah, dude[br]thanks for coming you guys
0:11:59.876,0:12:02.476
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah[br]- Of course, yeah
0:12:02.476,0:12:03.716
Yeah, that's so awesome.
0:12:03.716,0:12:06.802
David's acting all put together right now[br]but if you saw this man
0:12:06.802,0:12:08.752
I'm gonna get goin'[br]I don't wanna disrupt
0:12:08.752,0:12:09.812
No dude, it's all good
0:12:09.812,0:12:12.152
It's so nice to meet you guys[br]- Nice to meet you!
0:12:12.152,0:12:12.982
Sing it with me
0:12:14.063,0:12:16.663
singing[br]Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
0:12:18.179,0:12:20.539
Alright guys, [br]so if you haven't heard about it
0:12:20.539,0:12:22.289
you probably have, [br]cause it's been
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basically national news every night
0:12:23.989,0:12:25.548
Taylor Swift is on tour
0:12:25.739,0:12:26.880
it's the Era's tour
0:12:26.999,0:12:28.149
Tonight she playing her
0:12:28.149,0:12:30.792
second sold out night,[br]here in Minneapolis.
0:12:30.792,0:12:33.202
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
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So I had this idea,
0:12:34.152,0:12:35.582
I was basicall gonna dress up
0:12:35.582,0:12:36.872
as a Kanye fan,
0:12:36.872,0:12:39.204
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
0:12:39.204,0:12:40.996
I got Yeezy for President
0:12:41.256,0:12:42.766
Ye for President
0:12:43.119,0:12:45.426
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
0:12:46.049,0:12:46.989
If you don't know,
0:12:46.989,0:12:48.619
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
0:12:48.619,0:12:49.969
infamous beef with eachother
0:12:49.969,0:12:51.469
but you probably know about it.
0:12:51.469,0:12:54.168
I wanna say, just for the record,[br]I love Taylor Swift
0:12:54.168,0:12:55.178
I think she's great
0:12:55.178,0:12:57.858
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,[br]to be honest
0:12:57.858,0:12:59.408
Ya know, I love her music.
0:12:59.408,0:13:00.798
So, this is purely a joke.
0:13:00.798,0:13:02.288
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
0:13:03.100,0:13:05.980
Were y'all on Kanye's side[br]on that whole situation, or what?
0:13:05.980,0:13:08.770
Bro what happened?[br]Oh, with that microphone and shit?
0:13:08.770,0:13:09.480
laughs[br]Yeah
0:13:09.860,0:13:11.734
You going to the[br]Taylor Swift concert?
0:13:11.734,0:13:13.674
Yeah, can I get a picture?[br]- No you can't
0:13:13.674,0:13:15.604
if you're going to Taylor Swift[br]you can't
0:13:15.921,0:13:18.421
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole[br]situation, you know?
0:13:20.150,0:13:21.310
laughs[br]Alright, alright.
0:13:23.270,0:13:24.400
both[br]Thank you!
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Thank you so much, I appreciate it
0:13:26.325,0:13:29.105
Hey just remember, [br]Beyonce had the best video of all time
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Hey, hey, that what he said?
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Of all time!
0:13:31.315,0:13:33.915
He took that mic though,[br]He shouldn't have took the mic
0:13:37.986,0:13:41.600
Beyonce had the- She had the[br]best video of all time
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Yeah, she did
0:13:43.138,0:13:45.238
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
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Yeah, he did
0:13:45.988,0:13:46.958
Don't ever forget it
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Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans[br]just like me
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Like I just come in looking like this[br]and they just like me
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Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?[br]- Yes it is!
0:13:55.600,0:13:57.750
Are we able to get some of [br]that Kanye merch?
0:13:58.600,0:13:58.840
Guess some what?
0:13:58.840,0:14:00.110
Some Kanye merch in there?
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Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
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that's all the merchandise[br]- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
0:14:04.800,0:14:06.550
Kanye West? No not him.[br]- Like Yeezy?
0:14:06.550,0:14:07.260
No, not here.
0:14:07.260,0:14:09.230
You know he made that bitch famous right?
0:14:09.230,0:14:12.330
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
0:14:12.330,0:14:15.237
The only thing they sell is [br]Taylor Swift stuff.
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You're on Taylor's side in[br]this situation though?
0:14:17.647,0:14:19.848
I'm on nobody's side, [br]I'm with whoever's here.
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'Cause Beyonce had the [br]best video of all time.
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You know that right?
0:14:23.780,0:14:25.758
I don't follow Beyonce either,[br]I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
0:14:25.758,0:14:27.580
Oh, what band do you like?
0:14:27.580,0:14:28.786
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
0:14:28.786,0:14:31.286
The Beatles? You respect real music,[br]I appreciate it.
0:14:31.286,0:14:32.136
Rock n' roll man.
0:14:32.136,0:14:33.626
Could I get a shot on the news?
0:14:33.626,0:14:37.360
Um, not necessarily.
0:14:37.360,0:14:37.776
Why?
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Because that's, you're like here for
0:14:41.776,0:14:45.600
some political reason and [br]I am not here to cover a political story
0:14:45.600,0:14:48.499
Political? Political? [br]Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
0:14:48.499,0:14:50.519
You know about the whole situation, right?
0:14:51.234,0:14:55.234
I honestly don't so I'm just[br]gonna leave it alone.
0:14:55.234,0:14:58.244
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,[br]you know that right?
0:14:58.244,0:15:02.244
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
0:15:02.244,0:15:05.764
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,[br]I'm just here to cover this.
0:15:05.764,0:15:10.440
So, you know... [br]You can talk to anybody else.
0:15:10.440,0:15:13.104
Well it's a big deal because the only[br]reason Taylor Swift is here
0:15:13.104,0:15:14.540
is 'cause of Kanye
0:15:14.540,0:15:17.344
Ok maybe, that's so. [br]I'm not trying to get involved.
0:15:17.647,0:15:20.387
Can you tell me like,[br]what do you like about Taylor Swift?
0:15:20.918,0:15:21.638
laughs[br]What?
0:15:21.701,0:15:22.731
Cause imma be honest,
0:15:22.731,0:15:25.610
I'm more on Kanye's side[br]in the whole situation.
0:15:25.610,0:15:26.851
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
0:15:26.851,0:15:28.681
a little, self centered.
0:15:28.681,0:15:32.561
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,[br]for what he did to Taylor Swift.
0:15:32.561,0:15:35.871
Well I mean if you make Graduation,[br]you'd be self centered too, right?
0:15:35.871,0:15:36.631
If you what?
0:15:36.631,0:15:38.991
If you made Graduation[br]you'd be self centered too.
0:15:38.991,0:15:40.191
- No[br]Or College Drop out.
0:15:40.561,0:15:41.301
laughs
0:15:41.522,0:15:44.620
Like I'd like to see Taylor[br]pump out College Drop out
0:15:45.350,0:15:47.875
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion[br]and likes so,
0:15:52.517,0:15:54.737
So you're definitely not[br]on Kanye's side then.
0:15:55.148,0:15:57.598
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
0:15:58.120,0:15:59.350
No, but I'm team Kanye.
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That's cool, that's great.
0:16:01.123,0:16:02.623
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
0:16:02.623,0:16:03.703
I'm telling you that.
0:16:03.703,0:16:06.463
It's like Taylor said,[br]she's a fan, but you now,
0:16:06.463,0:16:08.963
kinda disappointed in some of the [br]things he's done.
0:16:08.963,0:16:10.713
No but he's a genius though, right?
0:16:10.713,0:16:12.483
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
0:16:12.483,0:16:15.443
And those are probably the most[br]hideous things I've ever seen.
0:16:15.443,0:16:16.633
Excuse me?[br]- Yes, sorry.
0:16:16.633,0:16:18.463
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
0:16:18.463,0:16:20.608
You're disrespecting my like [br]of Taylor Swift
0:16:20.608,0:16:22.753
so how about we just end this conversation
0:16:22.753,0:16:24.653
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
0:16:24.653,0:16:27.933
Well honey you probably should've bought[br]some pants that are a little
0:16:27.933,0:16:29.273
more appropriate for $1500
0:16:29.527,0:16:31.387
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
0:16:31.576,0:16:32.296
Yeah...
0:16:32.870,0:16:34.538
That are available at Lofestore.com
0:16:35.216,0:16:36.326
I'm on unemployment.
0:16:37.981,0:16:39.241
How about you go get some
0:16:39.241,0:16:41.481
normal clothes, and then you can[br]a normal job.
0:16:42.123,0:16:44.813
These PJs are the best quality [br]PJs on the market though
0:16:44.813,0:16:46.533
That's great, good for you!
0:16:46.540,0:16:48.430
And they're available at lofestore.com
0:16:52.016,0:16:52.836
BOOOO!
0:16:52.836,0:16:53.686
This is illegal?
0:16:55.708,0:16:56.978
How am I harassing people?
0:16:56.978,0:16:59.847
You're just mad that Beyonce had the[br]best video of all time.
0:16:59.847,0:17:02.737
- I think they're filming[br]Just so you know, if we ignore him
0:17:02.737,0:17:04.637
They have nothing to put on film, so...
0:17:06.114,0:17:06.824
- No, no, no.
0:17:07.002,0:17:07.752
Oh.
0:17:07.860,0:17:08.930
Yeah, of course
0:17:08.930,0:17:12.110
I love- I love you, I love him![br]I love him so much
0:17:12.110,0:17:12.840
laughs
0:17:12.840,0:17:14.750
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
0:17:14.888,0:17:16.538
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
0:17:16.538,0:17:17.318
I love Kanye
0:17:17.318,0:17:18.188
Kanye's the best.
0:17:18.188,0:17:20.278
I love Kanye, bro.[br]Kanye is amazing.
0:17:20.278,0:17:20.998
laughs
0:17:20.998,0:17:22.151
I love Kanye!
0:17:22.151,0:17:22.991
Team Kanye!
0:17:23.309,0:17:24.709
Team Kanye, let's go!
0:17:24.709,0:17:26.047
Thank you so much!
0:17:26.047,0:17:28.007
Alright thank you, appreciate it
0:17:28.007,0:17:30.427
Um excuse me, [br]you're harassing me right now
0:17:30.427,0:17:32.327
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
0:17:32.327,0:17:33.057
in the news?
0:17:33.057,0:17:35.257
I need to get my 15 minutes[br]of fame, you know?
0:17:35.257,0:17:35.977
like she said
0:17:35.977,0:17:37.487
That's really not why I'm here
0:17:37.487,0:17:39.927
I'm here to do a specific thing.
0:17:39.927,0:17:41.497
What's the specific thing then?
0:17:41.497,0:17:42.337
Cover this event.
0:17:42.337,0:17:44.488
To some extent you're apart of the event.[br]But-
0:17:44.488,0:17:46.598
Hey see, that's all we [br]needed to hear right?
0:17:46.598,0:17:47.768
I'm a part of the event.
0:17:47.768,0:17:50.168
Are you mad that our camera[br]could beat your camera?
0:17:50.168,0:17:53.628
Not really, I have that camera myself.[br]-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
0:17:53.628,0:17:57.268
or anything. Chill, I was just joking [br]you know? Obviously this camera's like
0:17:57.268,0:18:00.528
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?[br]Our camera's a light weight
0:18:00.582,0:18:01.372
-Yeah.
0:18:01.372,0:18:02.752
Can you stop talking to me?
0:18:02.752,0:18:04.042
I feel harassed right now.
0:18:05.286,0:18:07.416
You don't think he's [br]going to be president?
0:18:07.416,0:18:09.396
-No.[br]You're delusional my friend, 2024.
0:18:10.455,0:18:11.225
Easy win.
0:18:12.883,0:18:13.593
No
0:18:14.833,0:18:16.743
He's taking thirty pictures per second
0:18:19.239,0:18:21.249
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
0:18:21.439,0:18:22.379
You believe in me?
0:18:22.732,0:18:23.692
Alright, thanks man.
0:18:23.956,0:18:24.656
Excuse me, sir
0:18:25.057,0:18:27.447
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory[br]right now
0:18:27.776,0:18:29.186
That's your problem, I guess
0:18:29.246,0:18:32.036
Do you think you could go talk to that uh[br]woman over there?
0:18:32.036,0:18:35.446
She was being really mean to me.[br]Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
0:18:35.446,0:18:36.786
I can't do nothing about it.
0:18:36.786,0:18:38.056
What's going on with you?
0:18:38.056,0:18:39.666
Why're you holding up your sign?
0:18:39.929,0:18:41.139
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
0:18:41.543,0:18:42.903
- Okay, well...[br]Are you not?
0:18:42.903,0:18:46.003
You think Taylor Swift would've been[br]able to make College Dropout?
0:18:46.311,0:18:47.031
I don't know.
0:18:47.915,0:18:48.805
Stop your filming,
0:18:48.943,0:18:51.263
You can't talk to these guys,[br]don't talk to them.
0:18:51.413,0:18:53.383
I don't think it was really that serious.
0:18:58.885,0:19:00.826
But you agree he made her famous, right?
0:19:02.354,0:19:04.214
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
0:19:08.266,0:19:10.056
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
0:19:10.056,0:19:11.236
You got the merch on, so
0:19:11.899,0:19:14.239
Like what's so great about [br]her though, you know?
0:19:14.239,0:19:16.024
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
0:19:16.024,0:19:17.294
Kanye's a genius.[br]- Yeah...
0:19:17.294,0:19:19.374
He made some of the [br]best music of all time.
0:19:19.374,0:19:20.563
Taylor Swift is just like
0:19:20.563,0:19:21.863
she breaks up with someone,
0:19:21.863,0:19:22.853
writes a song, like,
0:19:22.853,0:19:24.613
how many people [br]can you break up with
0:19:24.613,0:19:27.103
before you finally decide [br]it's time to go to therapy
0:19:28.234,0:19:28.994
Thanks to Kanye
0:19:30.814,0:19:31.754
You're a therapist?
0:19:31.851,0:19:33.931
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
0:19:34.643,0:19:35.433
laughs
0:19:35.557,0:19:36.287
You should try
0:19:36.647,0:19:39.027
cause we don't need anymore[br]of her music, you know?
0:19:39.027,0:19:41.487
You gotta fix her so she never[br]releases another song
0:19:41.487,0:19:42.547
You know what's great
0:19:42.547,0:19:43.557
about life in general
0:19:43.904,0:19:45.324
you don't have to do anything
0:19:45.324,0:19:46.204
you don't want to
0:19:46.204,0:19:48.284
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
0:19:48.284,0:19:50.924
Do you like my- Do you like my [br]Foam Runners at least?
0:19:52.713,0:19:53.443
Oh we got the
0:19:53.443,0:19:54.503
big boys coming in now
0:19:54.620,0:19:56.610
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
0:19:56.610,0:19:57.377
over this
0:19:57.377,0:20:00.697
rock music playing
0:20:02.183,0:20:02.913
Thanks![br]laughs
0:20:03.183,0:20:03.913
Appreciate it.
0:20:06.496,0:20:07.836
Does it look like I'm going?
0:20:07.836,0:20:08.786
I'm on Kanye's side
0:20:08.786,0:20:10.376
on the whole situation, ya know?
0:20:10.376,0:20:11.506
Well, I don't even know
0:20:12.729,0:20:14.179
I feel like they'd castrate me
0:20:14.179,0:20:16.039
if I tried to walk in there, you know
0:20:16.039,0:20:18.329
I turned all the Taylor Swift [br]fans on me already
0:20:18.329,0:20:20.435
I actually like Taylor Swift, though[br]- Yeah.
0:20:20.435,0:20:21.555
Like, I like her music
0:20:21.555,0:20:22.275
Here you go.
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Hold that for the picture.
0:20:25.701,0:20:26.481
Yeah, of course
0:20:26.635,0:20:28.225
Did she force you to go, or what?
0:20:28.225,0:20:30.065
No, I didn't even go.[br]- We're not going
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Oh, you're not going?[br]- We're just checking it out.
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That's what I like to hear
0:20:33.815,0:20:35.365
Oh you went?[br]- Yeah, in Chicago
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Why?
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Because my friends sugar [br]daddy got us tickets.
0:20:38.385,0:20:39.155
Really?[br]- Yeah.
0:20:39.155,0:20:41.885
Well, you know that like,[br]Kanye made her famous, right?
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Who the fuck cares?
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I do.
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Kanye is owed his credit.
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What does it say? "Fuck you"?
0:20:52.536,0:20:53.746
What a hero she is, man.
0:20:53.924,0:20:54.644
Excuse me
0:20:55.546,0:20:56.266
Excuse me
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- You guys cannot be over here
0:20:57.796,0:21:00.836
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet[br]but she spelt it wrong
0:21:01.409,0:21:03.769
You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
0:21:03.769,0:21:05.969
How is that even possible? [br]It's nine letters
0:21:06.760,0:21:07.600
It's nine letters
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This is- It's not even close
0:21:09.905,0:21:13.285
You put a 'Z' in there. What part of [br]"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
0:21:13.285,0:21:15.235
Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
0:21:16.360,0:21:17.540
He's- he's deaf
0:21:18.035,0:21:18.805
He's deaf
0:21:18.817,0:21:20.387
-I'm asking you to move please.
0:21:20.387,0:21:21.627
And that's very offensive
0:21:21.627,0:21:22.387
-Please move.
0:21:24.180,0:21:25.470
Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
0:21:25.470,0:21:26.950
Well, no. Um, it's for media
0:21:26.950,0:21:29.490
Do you want me to like, [br]update the bracelet for you
0:21:29.490,0:21:30.580
so it's spelled right?
0:21:33.123,0:21:34.503
You're on team Kanye, right?
0:21:34.791,0:21:35.521
I know Kanye
0:21:35.521,0:21:38.571
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor [br]make Graduation, right?
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Like, there's no chance.
0:21:40.653,0:21:41.723
You've never heard of-
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I had a dream I could [br]buy my way to heaven
0:21:47.222,0:21:49.841
Like, you think Taylor could [br]make something like that?
0:21:50.578,0:21:53.808
All she does is get broken up [br]with and then write an album about it
0:21:53.808,0:21:54.508
laughs
0:21:54.508,0:21:56.318
Like, how many times can you do that?
0:21:56.318,0:21:59.038
How many times can you do [br]that before you start to think
0:21:59.038,0:22:00.948
"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"[br]you know?
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Yeah.
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That's the only good song she has.