I feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch. Gotta hold on with my legs here Another video started on my back porch guys, I know, what a shocker, but I just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited Lofe pajama pants are now available. We just dropped these they got the Lofe logo on them right here I know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em if you want a pair go pick one up right now they're only available at lofestore.com Bro you look fresh as hell right now the glasses we gotta become like a sunglasses, like crew, you know, everybody wears sunglasses, like a band Yeah, like a rock band Nah, nah I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go, do you know? you've been here twice, but you don't know it? Yeah laughs Can you climb trees? laughs Can you climb? What do you mean it's easy? You can't climb this? Now they're talking shit (Laughing) Making me wanna do it I'll fucking break my neck Do it - Ain't no way, bruh Damn He's got more upper body strength than me Okay, man, we get it We get it, you guys can climb Congratulations Yeah, I know Uh-uh. What's that? like, South Dakota You just punch someone when you find the license plate, - Yeah of a different state? North Dakota. Boom! - What the fuck? How you doin? - Oh really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh, he's not filming - Yes, he is - That's a banana laughs - I can call the security, No, no that's a banana. - or you can go. I dunno why that was so funny We were having a civil conversation with him You can't switch up on us (inaudible) Do you have any food I can buy off you first before we go, though? I'm starving big boy, he needs to eat right here - Yeah, for real (inadible) He's gonna starve Y'all wanna see him starve? - What the fuck? He just threw us under the bus You know what, call the cops Call them, call them on him Call them on him - Yeah, cause I don't know who that is He wants to turn his back on us We turn our back on him He looks like a Nikki Sixx kinda like a old school rocker singing Nirvana? laughs You look great Yo, the last time you kicked me Bro, my leg down there went numb (laughing) I don't know why I let you do that Oh God It actually hurt He didn't even flinch His actually hurts a little bit Damn! He's got some weight on me though See, see, bro, see? Did that hurt? Yes, bro Just worried about you, it gets unchy It gets what? It gets unchy Oh, my god! You kicked me in the ass, bro Ok, ok Hey, hey, hey, bro I can't believe Bill's still talking to 'em, like how much does he have to say? Alright, we're going to wait over here I don't have time for this buffoonery Imagine there's an actual crime going down they taking this long to get here I did check that one That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too I'm parting the seas like Moses did Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing) I'm gonna use the force to move him that way Aye, look it's working, it's working (laughing) There's a cop right there, go up the trail! You ate one of these? Well, eat it again - You can eat them I didn't see - She's insane Are they good for you? - Yeah What is it? It's a mustard plant Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs) I'm not eating that - It tastes good! I don't trust wild flowers Oh hell no (laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck - Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass - That's crazy bro How much to eat that? No, for you to eat that For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much No You know, some black pepper and salt You're gonna get a disease and die (heavy breathing) I just realized we're going up the hill Why're we doing this (laughs) We all brought really good hiking shoes too, as you can tell I'm like gasping for air, I've walked up like barely a block Not all of us are conditioned like you Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you (laughs) They're calling about our car It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up Wait what're they saying? We cant park there? Try one of these? - Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this? Why you wanna do that? (laughing) It is. I didnt even see that You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right? The mustard plant - Oh You want one? You're on mushrooms? How's it going? He's on the magic shrooms I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind I can't read Oh hes blind too - Yeah He tried to get Lasik and it failed No balls, you rip the ticket You will? Why're you giving us a ticket though, if we're already by the car? We were just about to leave Well you're stopped here Thats your truck right there, right? They're allowed to stop here but we can't? Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket I can't pay for a ticket Bro, I can't afford a ticket I cant afford a ticket, sir Sir Sir I spent my last two hundred on a hooker Please, please don't give me a ticket Please, don't give us a ticket sir Sir Please What do you want? Sir, imma be homeless if I have to pay this ticket I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please Please (fake crying) Sir Please sir I can't pay for a ticket No Please Sir (fake crying) I was acting like a tough guy, but I'm really not (fake crying) Sir Please, sir Please, sir I'm on my knees, sir Don't give us a ticket! Please! Please! Fuck! Please! It's not expensive though, right? uhh $63 God Damn! I can't afford $63! That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir 63?? You think I'm Jeff Bezos? Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass on Fortnite Like I'm not gonna be able to get it now What do you expect me to do now that I can't afford a battle pass? That's not an option Look at Melanie talking to the cops She's trying to get us out of this. Hey! Are you takin' his side? Traitor! Yeah, that's what I'm sayin' Exactly! They don't make it clear Ay ay preach it! Look, y'all got a lot of people mad over here cause of these signs You can't read the signs I-I'm Furious! I am enraged right now I understand that He has the audacity to give me a $63 ticket when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass on Fortnite. Can you believe it? You're making it worse I agree, should we start a petition? Dude you're trying to discard the evidence The sign was pointed that way Look how many people got tickets they're all over here protesting He got a ticket He got a ticket He got a ticket Did they give you a ticket too? This is ridiculous I am enraged right now! I am absolutely... AHHHHH NO HEY! COME BACK! $63? I don't really care though, I was just trollin' Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket or what? What? You got a ticket? Yeah. You gonna pay? $63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet on me right now man Alright, no picture. - Ah No, I'm just kidding Thank you man, nice to meet you. Appreciate it You started crying like aggressively, bro I lost it cough cough Ah, all this screaming to protest the ticket got me fuckin'... clears throat Oh my god cough cough I thought he was going to say $200 $200? Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like, Oh, that's not that much But then I just pretended like it was I guess we're eating Pho. How y'all doin'? For real? I guess we're eating Pho. (in slow motion) What guy? Right there laughing laughing Alright, so my boy David Kushner has a concert tonight in LA Basically, he reached out to me, a while ago Like, I think it was like a year ago or something Just on Instagram, said he likes the videos And I'm uh, a fan of his music too I think he's really talented You know, he's blowing up big time over these past few months with his new song and uh, yeah, I'm really proud of him. So, I saw that he was going to be in LA and I asked him if we could come out to his show, and he said yeah. So, he put us on the list and, yeah, we're about to go in now You're going in to see David or what? Yeah, I love him when I saw you followed him, I was like... Yeah he's my homie, He's good You want Dan to take it? Yeah My hands shaking too, I don't know why Thank you! - Yeah nice to meet you, appreciate it You're shaking more than her bro Dan's hand is like this, Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something Yeah of course Can I get one? laughs Yeah, yeah, yeah Thank you guys, I really appreciate it I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal to bring a camera in Yeah, yeah I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated - Yeah (both) Thank you Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little bleep about the camera so.. I guess we'll just get the Iphone photos for you guys That's really the only option here What's good? Nice to meet you guys! Oh! Sorry 'bout that Nice to meet you bro I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger Of course - Of course Dude, you too I have to say, David freaking loves you Every time I make him food, he's like smacks lips and he turns on your videos and watches them He's- He's- He's been watching you forever - Seriously and like when I go to YouTube like his algorithm is just you - He watches you Yeah, I watch you now because of his algorithm We're all iPad kids watching you You guys need to do a video together cause this man's a troll If you knew him in real life, he's literally the biggest troll you'll ever meet (everyone) He really is I could kinda tell you were a little bit of a prankster Lets go! Proud buffoon! I already know this one - Now you're apart of the crew, you know Hell yeah - You're apart of the crew now Yo that's so fire! We need to get a picture with everybody Got it. Let's get the whole crew in there. Hell yeah, dude thanks for coming you guys I appreciate you for supporting, yeah - Of course, yeah Yeah, that's so awesome. David's acting all put together right now but if you saw this man I'm gonna get goin' I don't wanna disrupt No dude, it's all good It's so nice to meet you guys - Nice to meet you! Sing it with me singing Hello, Hello. Are you lonely? Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it you probably have, cause it's been basically national news every night Taylor Swift is on tour it's the Era's tour Tonight she playing her second sold out night, here in Minneapolis. At beautiful US Bank Stadium. So I had this idea, I was basicall gonna dress up as a Kanye fan, I got the whole Kanye gear on here. I got Yeezy for President Ye for President I even got the Yeezy foam runners on. If you don't know, Taylor Swift and Kanye have that infamous beef with eachother but you probably know about it. I wanna say, just for the record, I love Taylor Swift I think she's great I would even consider myself a Swiftie, to be honest Ya know, I love her music. So, this is purely a joke. Y'all going to Taylor Swift? Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation, or what? Bro what happened? Oh, with that microphone and shit? laughs Yeah You going to the Taylor Swift concert? Yeah, can I get a picture? - No you can't if you're going to Taylor Swift you can't I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation, you know? laughs Alright, alright. both Thank you! Thank you so much, I appreciate it Hey just remember, Beyonce had the best video of all time Hey, hey, that what he said? Of all time! He took that mic though, He shouldn't have took the mic Beyonce had the- She had the best video of all time Yeah, she did Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous Yeah, he did Don't ever forget it Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans just like me Like I just come in looking like this and they just like me Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand? - Yes it is! Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch? Guess some what? Some Kanye merch in there? Yeah, that's what they're telling me, that's all the merchandise - No, like for Kanye, Kanye West? Kanye West? No not him. - Like Yeezy? No, not here. You know he made that bitch famous right? Well, I don't care who made who famous. The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff. You're on Taylor's side in this situation though? I'm on nobody's side, I'm with whoever's here. 'Cause Beyonce had the best video of all time. You know that right? I don't follow Beyonce either, I'm a rock n' roll guy, so Oh, what band do you like? My first band I saw was the Beatles. The Beatles? You respect real music, I appreciate it. Rock n' roll man. Could I get a shot on the news? Um, not necessarily. Why? Because that's, you're like here for some political reason and I am not here to cover a political story Political? Political? Nah, I'm just Team Kanye. You know about the whole situation, right? I honestly don't so I'm just gonna leave it alone. I'm just saying he made that bitch famous, you know that right? Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man. I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it, I'm just here to cover this. So, you know... You can talk to anybody else. Well it's a big deal because the only reason Taylor Swift is here is 'cause of Kanye Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved. Can you tell me like, what do you like about Taylor Swift? laughs What? Cause imma be honest, I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation. I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's a little, self centered. I mean, I don't think he's a kind person, for what he did to Taylor Swift. Well I mean if you make Graduation, you'd be self centered too, right? If you what? If you made Graduation you'd be self centered too. - No Or College Drop out. laughs Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out Everybody's entitled to their own opinion and likes so, So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then. No, we're in a Taylor Swift line. No, but I'm team Kanye. That's cool, that's great. Taylor couldn't make Graduation I'm telling you that. It's like Taylor said, she's a fan, but you now, kinda disappointed in some of the things he's done. No but he's a genius though, right? He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know? And those are probably the most hideous things I've ever seen. Excuse me? - Yes, sorry. You're disrespecting my Foam Runners? You're disrespecting my like of Taylor Swift so how about we just end this conversation I paid 1,500 bucks for these. Well honey you probably should've bought some pants that are a little more appropriate for $1500 You mean these beautiful pajama pants? Yeah... That are available at Lofestore.com I'm on unemployment. How about you go get some normal clothes, and then you can a normal job. These PJs are the best quality PJs on the market though That's great, good for you! And they're available at lofestore.com BOOOO! This is illegal? How am I harassing people? You're just mad that Beyonce had the best video of all time. - I think they're filming Just so you know, if we ignore him They have nothing to put on film, so... - No, no, no. Oh. Yeah, of course I love- I love you, I love him! I love him so much laughs Mags if you're seeing this, hi! Wait show the sign, show the sign! I love Kanye Kanye's the best. I love Kanye, bro. Kanye is amazing. laughs I love Kanye! Team Kanye! Team Kanye, let's go! Thank you so much! Alright thank you, appreciate it Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now Are you sure I can't just get one shot? in the news? I need to get my 15 minutes of fame, you know? like she said That's really not why I'm here I'm here to do a specific thing. What's the specific thing then? Cover this event. To some extent you're apart of the event. But- Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right? I'm a part of the event. Are you mad that our camera could beat your camera? Not really, I have that camera myself. -Hey, you don't need to flex on us or anything. Chill, I was just joking you know? Obviously this camera's like a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying? Our camera's a light weight -Yeah. Can you stop talking to me? I feel harassed right now. You don't think he's going to be president? -No. You're delusional my friend, 2024. Easy win. No He's taking thirty pictures per second You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what? You believe in me? Alright, thanks man. Excuse me, sir I feel like I'm in some hostile territory right now That's your problem, I guess Do you think you could go talk to that uh woman over there? She was being really mean to me. Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean. I can't do nothing about it. What's going on with you? Why're you holding up your sign? Cause I'm on team Kanye. - Okay, well... Are you not? You think Taylor Swift would've been able to make College Dropout? I don't know. Stop your filming, You can't talk to these guys, don't talk to them. I don't think it was really that serious. But you agree he made her famous, right? Like you never heard the song, Famous? Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then? You got the merch on, so Like what's so great about her though, you know? She's so talented, I love her lyrics! Kanye's a genius. - Yeah... He made some of the best music of all time. Taylor Swift is just like she breaks up with someone, writes a song, like, how many people can you break up with before you finally decide it's time to go to therapy Thanks to Kanye You're a therapist? So you think you'd be able to help Taylor? laughs You should try cause we don't need anymore of her music, you know? You gotta fix her so she never releases another song You know what's great about life in general you don't have to do anything you don't want to Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though? Do you like my- Do you like my Foam Runners at least? Oh we got the big boys coming in now Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll over this rock music playing Thanks! laughs Appreciate it. Does it look like I'm going? I'm on Kanye's side on the whole situation, ya know? Well, I don't even know I feel like they'd castrate me if I tried to walk in there, you know I turned all the Taylor Swift fans on me already I actually like Taylor Swift, though - Yeah. Like, I like her music Here you go. Hold that for the picture. Yeah, of course Did she force you to go, or what? No, I didn't even go. - We're not going Oh, you're not going? - We're just checking it out. That's what I like to hear Oh you went? - Yeah, in Chicago Why? Because my friends sugar daddy got us tickets. Really? - Yeah. Well, you know that like, Kanye made her famous, right? Who the fuck cares? I do. Kanye is owed his credit. What does it say? "Fuck you"? What a hero she is, man. Excuse me Excuse me - You guys cannot be over here No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet but she spelt it wrong You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong. How is that even possible? It's nine letters It's nine letters This is- It's not even close You put a 'Z' in there. What part of "Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though? Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please. He's- he's deaf He's deaf -I'm asking you to move please. And that's very offensive -Please move. Oh, no. I have a bracelet. Well, no. Um, it's for media Do you want me to like, update the bracelet for you so it's spelled right? You're on team Kanye, right? I know Kanye I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor make Graduation, right? Like, there's no chance. You've never heard of- I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven Like, you think Taylor could make something like that? All she does is get broken up with and then write an album about it laughs Like, how many times can you do that? How many times can you do that before you start to think "Okay, maybe I'm the problem?" you know? Yeah. That's the only good song she has. Yeah, he's gonna win too Yeah, I'm voting for him He's a genius Yeah, he keeps it real You know he said that McDonald's is his favorite restaurant? I do too, that's what I'm sayin He speaks for the average American person, you know? Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal right now, you know what I'm sayin'? You wanna get a Happy Meal with me right after work? Burger, all day You trying to get a Happy Meal with me after you get off work or what? Oh, I'll be here I'll come back specifically for that Okay, this is atrocious spelling though That's how she spelled "fuck" And that's how she spelled "Kanye" A Z Y I get it if you're one letter off or something bro but this is horrendous He just told us we could stay He said "on the sidewalk", not on here This is private property Can you make sure I look good in this pose? Hold on, hold on Get the sign in it, get the sign in it Nobody's filming children Make sure you put it on Youtube You get off on being a bootleg ass security guard that doesn't have any power or what? Oh you have power? You have power? You gonna arrest me for leaving? I don't think you can arrest anyone You're not a cop I appreciate it 'Cause he knows he can't arrest anyone, right? He just said- He just said he can though Yeah, you know the whole situation, right? You're team Kanye, right? I can tell laughs Other than this, how's your day goin'? It was going great until that guy escalated it He's like "You get off filming small children, or what?" Yeah, exactly Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions to take the gun away from that guy 'cause I don't trust him Alright. He seems like he's one thing away from a power trip and lighting someone up on the sidewalk Yeah, we don't need that Is there anything else you guys need at all? Or are you guys good? Um... Nah, I'm good Alright, well you guys have a great day! Thank- Bro that actually pissed me off though Like I don't usually get mad, especially when we're doing the prank but like, he's tryin' to like play that card like "you get off filming small children, huh?" I know I might've been a little harsh on him but bro that's like the one thing that like, I don't fuck with is like, that type of shit, so I'm not havin' him over here accusing us of basically being a pedophile. Bro I'm not fuckin' having that So if I gotta say some harsh words back to him, so be it. And he's trying to act like he's so powerful "Like oh you wanna bet I can't arrest you?" I'm just on team Kanye bro You know, at like the awards ceremony "Beyonce had the best video of all time" Yeah If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now I don't believe that by any stretch What do you mean? She's super talented I don't think so Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation They're two different genres He was right to say what he said, but I don't think it's a "fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing And like, how many times are you going to get broken up with and write a song about it before you acknowledge the fact that you might be the problem laughs Until you stop getting paid for it This is an art industry I get it And I fuck with Kanye and do you agree that he can be batshit crazy?