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I feel like this wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses the worst
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew,
you know,
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everybody wears
sunglasses, like a band
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a band
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like a rock
band
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oh I thought you meant
like a band
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like a
thousand dollar sunglasses
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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No
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I dont know this park
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I've been here like twice
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you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
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Yeah
laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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hell nah
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laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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excuse me
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You asked if I can climb trees
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Thats easy
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What do you mean it's easy?
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That shit is easy as fuck
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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Thats a real monkey
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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You got your sweater dirty
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Yeah, I know
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You ever play the license plate game
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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Just wonderin what this was
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Were doing like a
movie screening
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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What does that mean
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well we're screening
a movie
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we cant have anybody
filming over here
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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laughs
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's
a banana.
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- or you can go.
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil
conversation with him
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this is the boss
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so you gotta listen
to her
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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yeah I can
shes the boss
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Do you have any food
I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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Can we just get some
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like water or something
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two minutes
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two minutes and we get water?
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no no no
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two minutes for you to leave
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before I call the park services
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does park service have guns?
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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I dont know them
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- What the fuck?`
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Im not with them
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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singing
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Nirvana?
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you he look like one of them n**gas
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laughs
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looks good
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do I look good
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg damn near went numb
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laughing really?
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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I feel like karate kid
damn
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Okay chill, chill, ay bro
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you got pointy bones bruh
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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these rangers suck dick
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
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youre fucking insane
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I can barely carry myself
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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What if I
just jump back
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and fall on my back
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
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uh Ill give you-
10 dollarrs
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No, for you to eat that
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youd have to give me
10 racks
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how much for you
to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
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you wouldnt do it
for 5 billion
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Noo
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ni**a Im swallowin
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5 billion Im swallowing
that bitch like a meal bro
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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straight deep throat
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this
(laughs)
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We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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I got hiking for a living
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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
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if you dont move your vehicle
you will get a citation
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any cars with a citation will be getting towed
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(laughs)
They're calling about our car
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It was at this moment that he knew,
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he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
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We cant park there?
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Try one of these?`
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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
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You wanna do that?
(laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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Some shit like-
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
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The mustard plant
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- Oh
You want one?
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You're on mushrooms?
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How's it going?
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He's on the magic shrooms
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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You will?
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
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if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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Well you're stopped here
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please don't
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
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How much is it gonna be?
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Ahh!
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Fuck
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Please!
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It's not expensive though, right?
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uhh $63
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God Damn!
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63?
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I can't afford $63!
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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
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63??
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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
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Sir, I'm saving up for a
battle pass on Fortnite
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Like I'm not gonna be
able to get it now
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What do you expect me to do
now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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That's not an option
286
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Look at Melanie talking to the cops
287
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She's trying to get us out of this.
288
00:07:47,263 --> 00:07:48,963
Hey! Are you takin' his side?
289
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Traitor!
290
00:07:50,521 --> 00:07:51,911
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
291
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Exactly! They don't make it clear
292
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Ay ay preach it!
293
00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:08,629
Look, y'all got a lot of people
mad over here cause of these signs
294
00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:09,899
You can't read the signs
295
00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:12,706
I-I'm Furious!
296
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I am enraged right now
297
00:08:14,516 --> 00:08:15,366
I understand that
298
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He has the audacity to give me a
$63 ticket
299
00:08:17,466 --> 00:08:20,386
when i'm trying to buy a
Battle Pass on Fortnite.
300
00:08:20,386 --> 00:08:21,356
Can you believe it?
301
00:08:24,652 --> 00:08:26,132
You're making it worse
302
00:08:28,389 --> 00:08:30,649
I agree, should we start a petition?
303
00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,328
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
304
00:08:33,328 --> 00:08:34,916
The sign was pointed that way
305
00:08:34,916 --> 00:08:36,526
Look how many people got tickets
306
00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:38,146
they're all over here protesting
307
00:08:38,146 --> 00:08:38,966
He got a ticket
308
00:08:38,966 --> 00:08:39,756
He got a ticket
309
00:08:39,756 --> 00:08:40,506
He got a ticket
310
00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:42,096
Did they give you a ticket too?
311
00:08:42,096 --> 00:08:43,076
This is ridiculous
312
00:08:43,076 --> 00:08:44,789
I am enraged right now!
313
00:08:44,789 --> 00:08:45,759
I am absolutely...
314
00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,369
AHHHHH
315
00:08:47,829 --> 00:08:48,599
NO
316
00:08:49,182 --> 00:08:51,472
HEY! COME BACK!
317
00:08:51,647 --> 00:08:52,417
$63?
318
00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:54,657
I don't really care though,
I was just trollin'
319
00:08:56,165 --> 00:08:58,225
Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket
or what?
320
00:08:58,225 --> 00:08:59,354
What? You got a ticket?
321
00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:00,364
Yeah.
You gonna pay?
322
00:09:00,364 --> 00:09:02,814
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet
on me right now man
323
00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:04,014
Alright, no picture.
- Ah
324
00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:04,994
No, I'm just kidding
325
00:09:04,994 --> 00:09:07,214
Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Appreciate it
326
00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:09,860
You started crying like aggressively,
bro I lost it
327
00:09:10,204 --> 00:09:11,184
cough cough
328
00:09:11,889 --> 00:09:14,791
Ah, all this screaming to protest
the ticket got me fuckin'...
329
00:09:15,641 --> 00:09:16,471
clears throat
330
00:09:16,471 --> 00:09:17,261
Oh my god
331
00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,130
cough cough
332
00:09:18,189 --> 00:09:19,999
I thought he was going to say $200
333
00:09:19,999 --> 00:09:20,729
$200?
334
00:09:20,729 --> 00:09:22,488
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
335
00:09:22,488 --> 00:09:23,631
Oh, that's not that much
336
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,429
But then I just pretended like it was
337
00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:26,906
I guess we're eating Pho.
338
00:09:27,512 --> 00:09:28,382
How y'all doin'?
339
00:09:30,634 --> 00:09:31,374
For real?
340
00:09:31,374 --> 00:09:33,414
I guess we're eating Pho.
(in slow motion)
341
00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:36,281
What guy?
342
00:09:36,281 --> 00:09:37,031
Right there
343
00:09:37,031 --> 00:09:40,001
laughing
344
00:09:42,477 --> 00:09:45,917
laughing
345
00:09:50,551 --> 00:09:52,411
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
346
00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:54,004
has a concert tonight in LA
347
00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:56,253
Basically, he reached out to me,
a while ago
348
00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:58,082
I think it was a year ago
or something
349
00:09:58,082 --> 00:10:00,212
Just on Instagram,
said he likes the videos
350
00:10:00,212 --> 00:10:02,162
And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
351
00:10:02,162 --> 00:10:03,712
I think he's really talented
352
00:10:03,712 --> 00:10:05,332
You know, he's blowing up
big time
353
00:10:05,332 --> 00:10:06,712
over these past few months
354
00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:07,942
with his new song and uh,
355
00:10:07,942 --> 00:10:09,568
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
356
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,614
I saw that he was gonna be in LA
357
00:10:10,614 --> 00:10:11,362
and I asked him if we could
358
00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:13,182
come out to his show,
and he said yeah.
359
00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:14,922
So, he put us on the list and,
360
00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:16,232
yeah, we're about to go in
361
00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:18,122
You're going to see David or what?
362
00:10:18,122 --> 00:10:19,622
Yeah, I love him
363
00:10:19,622 --> 00:10:21,632
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
364
00:10:21,632 --> 00:10:23,062
Yeah he's my homie,
He's good
365
00:10:23,062 --> 00:10:24,262
You want Dan to take it?
366
00:10:24,262 --> 00:10:24,992
Yeah
367
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,665
Dan's shaking too,
I don't know why
368
00:10:27,665 --> 00:10:28,405
Thank you!
369
00:10:28,405 --> 00:10:30,240
- Yeah nice to meet you,
appreciate it
370
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,970
You're shaking more than her bro
371
00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:35,230
Dan's hand is like this,
Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
372
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,580
Yeah of course
373
00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:37,905
Can I get one?
laughs
374
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:38,725
Yeah, yeah, yeah
375
00:10:39,697 --> 00:10:41,473
Thank you guys,
I really appreciate it
376
00:10:42,988 --> 00:10:46,098
I just don't get why the fuck
it's a big deal to bring a camera in
377
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,600
Yeah, yeah
378
00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:52,299
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated
- Yeah
379
00:10:52,299 --> 00:10:53,019
(both)
Thank you
380
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,567
Alright guys well,
I guess they wanna be little
381
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,927
bleep
382
00:10:57,927 --> 00:10:58,987
about the camera so..
383
00:10:59,214 --> 00:11:01,688
I guess we'll just get the
Iphone photos for you guys
384
00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:03,338
That's really the only option here
385
00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:07,045
What's good?
Nice to meet you guys!
386
00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:08,204
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
387
00:11:08,429 --> 00:11:09,469
Nice to meet you bro
388
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,793
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
389
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,573
Of course
- Of course
390
00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:14,673
Dude, you too
391
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,153
I have to say, David freaking loves you
392
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,473
Every time I make him food,
393
00:11:18,473 --> 00:11:19,673
he's like smacks lips
394
00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:21,733
and he turns on your videos
and watches them
395
00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:22,859
He's- He's-
396
00:11:22,859 --> 00:11:25,843
He's been watching you forever
- Okay I run his YouTube channel
397
00:11:25,843 --> 00:11:27,303
and like when I go to YouTube
398
00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,516
like his algorithm is just you
- He watches you
399
00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:31,983
Yeah, I watch you now because
of his algorithm
400
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,473
We're all iPad kids
watching you
401
00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:35,844
You guys need to do a video together
cause this man's a troll
402
00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:36,847
If you knew him in real life
403
00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:38,778
he is literally the biggest troll
you've ever met
404
00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:39,523
He really is
405
00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:42,182
I could kinda tell you were a
little bit of a prankster
406
00:11:42,182 --> 00:11:43,753
Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
407
00:11:43,843 --> 00:11:47,056
Lets go! Proud buffoon!
I already know this one
408
00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:48,478
- Now you're part of the crew,
you know
409
00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:49,593
Hell yeah
- You're part of the crew now
410
00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:51,553
Yo that's so fire!
411
00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,887
We need to get a picture.
Here Brandon, take a picture
412
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,666
Got it.
Let's get the whole crew in there.
413
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:56,466
Hell yeah
414
00:11:57,746 --> 00:11:59,685
Hell yeah, dude
thanks for coming you guys
415
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,826
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah
- Of course, yeah
416
00:12:01,826 --> 00:12:03,086
Yeah, that's so awesome.
417
00:12:03,086 --> 00:12:06,252
David's acting all put together right now
but if you saw this man
418
00:12:06,252 --> 00:12:08,752
You gotta get in the zone
I don't wanna disrupt your zone
419
00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:09,812
No dude, it's all good
420
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,152
It's so nice to meet you guys
- Nice to meet you!
421
00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:12,982
Sing it with me
422
00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:16,663
singing
Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
423
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:20,539
Alright guys,
so if you haven't heard about it
424
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,289
you probably have,
cause it's been
425
00:12:22,289 --> 00:12:23,989
basically national news every night
426
00:12:23,989 --> 00:12:25,548
Taylor Swift is on tour
427
00:12:25,739 --> 00:12:26,880
it's the Era's tour
428
00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,149
Tonight she playing her
429
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:30,792
second sold out night,
here in Minneapolis.
430
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,202
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
431
00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:34,152
So I had this idea,
432
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:35,582
I was basicall gonna dress up
433
00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:36,872
as a Kanye fan,
434
00:12:36,872 --> 00:12:39,204
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
435
00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:40,996
I got Yeezy for President
436
00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:42,766
Ye for President
437
00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:45,426
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
438
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:46,989
If you don't know,
439
00:12:46,989 --> 00:12:48,619
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
440
00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:49,969
infamous beef with eachother
441
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,469
but you probably know about it.
442
00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:54,168
I wanna say, just for the record,
I love Taylor Swift
443
00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:55,178
I think she's great
444
00:12:55,178 --> 00:12:57,858
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,
to be honest
445
00:12:57,858 --> 00:12:59,408
Ya know, I love her music.
446
00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:00,798
So, this is purely a joke.
447
00:13:00,798 --> 00:13:02,288
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
448
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,980
Were y'all on Kanye's side
on that whole situation, or what?
449
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,770
Bro what happened?
Oh, with that microphone and shit?
450
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:09,480
laughs
Yeah
451
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,734
You going to the
Taylor Swift concert?
452
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,674
Yeah, can I get a picture?
- No you can't
453
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,604
if you're going to Taylor Swift
you can't
454
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,421
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole
situation, you know?
455
00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,310
laughs
Alright, alright.
456
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,400
both
Thank you!
457
00:13:24,105 --> 00:13:26,450
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
458
00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:29,105
Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time
459
00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,475
Hey, hey, that what he said?
460
00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:31,315
Of all time!
461
00:13:31,315 --> 00:13:33,915
He took that mic though,
He shouldn't have took the mic
462
00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:41,600
Beyonce had the- She had the
best video of all time
463
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,104
Yeah, she did
464
00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:45,238
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
465
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:45,988
Yeah, he did
466
00:13:45,988 --> 00:13:46,958
Don't ever forget it
467
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:50,190
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
just like me
468
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:53,200
Like I just come in looking like this
and they just like me
469
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,600
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
- Yes it is!
470
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,750
Are we able to get some of
that Kanye merch?
471
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:58,840
Guess some what?
472
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,110
Some Kanye merch in there?
473
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,910
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
474
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,800
that's all the merchandise
- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
475
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,550
Kanye West? No not him.
- Like Yeezy?
476
00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:07,260
No, not here.
477
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,230
You know he made that bitch famous right?
478
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:12,330
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
479
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:15,237
The only thing they sell is
Taylor Swift stuff.
480
00:14:15,237 --> 00:14:17,647
You're on Taylor's side in
this situation though?
481
00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:19,848
I'm on nobody's side,
I'm with whoever's here.
482
00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:22,680
'Cause Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
483
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,780
You know that right?
484
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,758
I don't follow Beyonce either,
I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
485
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,580
Oh, what band do you like?
486
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,786
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
487
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:31,286
The Beatles? You respect real music,
I appreciate it.
488
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:32,136
Rock n' roll man.
489
00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:33,626
Could I get a shot on the news?
490
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:37,360
Um, not necessarily.
491
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:37,776
Why?
492
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:41,776
Because that's, you're like here for
493
00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:45,600
some political reason and
I am not here to cover a political story
494
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,499
Political? Political?
Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
495
00:14:48,499 --> 00:14:50,519
You know about the whole situation, right?
496
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:55,234
I honestly don't so I'm just
gonna leave it alone.
497
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:58,244
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,
you know that right?
498
00:14:58,244 --> 00:15:02,244
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
499
00:15:02,244 --> 00:15:05,764
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.
500
00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:10,440
So, you know...
You can talk to anybody else.
501
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,104
Well it's a big deal because the only
reason Taylor Swift is here
502
00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:14,540
is 'cause of Kanye
503
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,344
Ok maybe, that's so.
I'm not trying to get involved.
504
00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:20,387
Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
505
00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:21,638
laughs
What?
506
00:15:21,701 --> 00:15:22,731
Cause imma be honest,
507
00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:25,610
I'm more on Kanye's side
in the whole situation.
508
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:26,851
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
509
00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:28,681
a little, self centered.
510
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:32,561
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.
511
00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:35,871
Well I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too, right?
512
00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:36,631
If you what?
513
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,991
If you made Graduation
you'd be self centered too.
514
00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:40,191
- No
Or College Drop out.
515
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:41,301
laughs
516
00:15:41,522 --> 00:15:44,620
Like I'd like to see Taylor
pump out College Drop out
517
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,875
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so,
518
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,737
So you're definitely not
on Kanye's side then.
519
00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:57,598
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
520
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,350
No, but I'm team Kanye.
521
00:15:59,476 --> 00:16:00,766
That's cool, that's great.
522
00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:02,623
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
523
00:16:02,623 --> 00:16:03,703
I'm telling you that.
524
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:06,463
It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but you now,
525
00:16:06,463 --> 00:16:08,963
kinda disappointed in some of the
things he's done.
526
00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:10,713
No but he's a genius though, right?
527
00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,483
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
528
00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:15,443
And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.
529
00:16:15,443 --> 00:16:16,633
Excuse me?
- Yes, sorry.
530
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,463
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
531
00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,608
You're disrespecting my like
of Taylor Swift
532
00:16:20,608 --> 00:16:22,753
so how about we just end this conversation
533
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,653
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
534
00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:27,933
Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little
535
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,273
more appropriate for $1500
536
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,387
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
537
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:32,296
Yeah...
538
00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,538
That are available at Lofestore.com
539
00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:36,326
I'm on unemployment.
540
00:16:37,981 --> 00:16:39,241
How about you go get some
541
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:41,481
normal clothes, and then you can
a normal job.
542
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,813
These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market though
543
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:46,533
That's great, good for you!
544
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,430
And they're available at lofestore.com
545
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:52,836
BOOOO!
546
00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:53,686
This is illegal?
547
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:56,978
How am I harassing people?
548
00:16:56,978 --> 00:16:59,847
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
549
00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:02,737
- I think they're filming
Just so you know, if we ignore him
550
00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:04,637
They have nothing to put on film, so...
551
00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:06,824
- No, no, no.
552
00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:07,752
Oh.
553
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,930
Yeah, of course
554
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:12,110
I love- I love you, I love him!
I love him so much
555
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:12,840
laughs
556
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,750
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
557
00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:16,538
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
558
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,318
I love Kanye
559
00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:18,188
Kanye's the best.
560
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:20,278
I love Kanye, bro.
Kanye is amazing.
561
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:20,998
laughs
562
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,151
I love Kanye!
563
00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:22,991
Team Kanye!
564
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,709
Team Kanye, let's go!
565
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,047
Thank you so much!
566
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:28,007
Alright thank you, appreciate it
567
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:30,427
Um excuse me,
you're harassing me right now
568
00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:32,327
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
569
00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,057
in the news?
570
00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:35,257
I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, you know?
571
00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:35,977
like she said
572
00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:37,487
That's really not why I'm here
573
00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:39,927
I'm here to do a specific thing.
574
00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,497
What's the specific thing then?
575
00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:42,337
Cover this event.
576
00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,488
To some extent you're apart of the event.
But-
577
00:17:44,488 --> 00:17:46,598
Hey see, that's all we
needed to hear right?
578
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,768
I'm a part of the event.
579
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,168
Are you mad that our camera
could beat your camera?
580
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:53,628
Not really, I have that camera myself.
-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
581
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:57,268
or anything. Chill, I was just joking
you know? Obviously this camera's like
582
00:17:57,268 --> 00:18:00,528
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Our camera's a light weight
583
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:01,372
-Yeah.
584
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,752
Can you stop talking to me?
585
00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:04,042
I feel harassed right now.
586
00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:07,416
You don't think he's
going to be president?
587
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,396
-No.
You're delusional my friend, 2024.
588
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:11,225
Easy win.
589
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,593
No
590
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,743
He's taking thirty pictures per second
591
00:18:19,239 --> 00:18:21,249
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
592
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:22,379
You believe in me?
593
00:18:22,732 --> 00:18:23,692
Alright, thanks man.
594
00:18:23,956 --> 00:18:24,656
Excuse me, sir
595
00:18:25,057 --> 00:18:27,447
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now
596
00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:29,186
That's your problem, I guess
597
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:32,036
Do you think you could go talk to that uh
woman over there?
598
00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:35,446
She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
599
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:36,786
I can't do nothing about it.
600
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,056
What's going on with you?
601
00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:39,666
Why're you holding up your sign?
602
00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:41,139
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
603
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:42,903
- Okay, well...
Are you not?
604
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:46,003
You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?
605
00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:47,031
I don't know.
606
00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:48,805
Stop your filming,
607
00:18:48,943 --> 00:18:51,263
You can't talk to these guys,
don't talk to them.
608
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,383
I don't think it was really that serious.
609
00:18:58,885 --> 00:19:00,826
But you agree he made her famous, right?
610
00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,214
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
611
00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:10,056
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
612
00:19:10,056 --> 00:19:11,236
You got the merch on, so
613
00:19:11,899 --> 00:19:14,239
Like what's so great about
her though, you know?
614
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,024
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
615
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,294
Kanye's a genius.
- Yeah...
616
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:19,374
He made some of the
best music of all time.
617
00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:20,563
Taylor Swift is just like
618
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:21,863
she breaks up with someone,
619
00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:22,853
writes a song, like,
620
00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,613
how many people
can you break up with
621
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:27,103
before you finally decide
it's time to go to therapy
622
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:28,994
Thanks to Kanye
623
00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:31,754
You're a therapist?
624
00:19:31,851 --> 00:19:33,931
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
625
00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:35,433
laughs
626
00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:36,287
You should try
627
00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:39,027
cause we don't need anymore
of her music, you know?
628
00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:41,487
You gotta fix her so she never
releases another song
629
00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:42,547
You know what's great
630
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:43,557
about life in general
631
00:19:43,904 --> 00:19:45,324
you don't have to do anything
632
00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:46,204
you don't want to
633
00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:48,284
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
634
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,924
Do you like my- Do you like my
Foam Runners at least?
635
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:53,443
Oh we got the
636
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,503
big boys coming in now
637
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,610
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
638
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:57,377
over this
639
00:19:57,377 --> 00:20:00,697
rock music playing
640
00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:02,913
Thanks!
laughs
641
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:03,913
Appreciate it.
642
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,836
Does it look like I'm going?
643
00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:08,786
I'm on Kanye's side
644
00:20:08,786 --> 00:20:10,376
on the whole situation, ya know?
645
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,506
Well, I don't even know
646
00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:14,179
I feel like they'd castrate me
647
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,039
if I tried to walk in there, you know
648
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:18,329
I turned all the Taylor Swift
fans on me already
649
00:20:18,329 --> 00:20:20,435
I actually like Taylor Swift, though
- Yeah.
650
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:21,555
Like, I like her music
651
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,275
Here you go.
652
00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:23,612
Hold that for the picture.
653
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:26,481
Yeah, of course
654
00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:28,225
Did she force you to go, or what?
655
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:30,065
No, I didn't even go.
- We're not going
656
00:20:30,065 --> 00:20:32,565
Oh, you're not going?
- We're just checking it out.
657
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,815
That's what I like to hear
658
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,365
Oh you went?
- Yeah, in Chicago
659
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:36,085
Why?
660
00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:38,385
Because my friends sugar
daddy got us tickets.
661
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:39,155
Really?
- Yeah.
662
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,885
Well, you know that like,
Kanye made her famous, right?
663
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:43,790
Who the fuck cares?
664
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,208
I do.
665
00:20:45,232 --> 00:20:46,552
Kanye is owed his credit.
666
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:49,698
What does it say? "Fuck you"?
667
00:20:52,536 --> 00:20:53,746
What a hero she is, man.
668
00:20:53,924 --> 00:20:54,644
Excuse me
669
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,266
Excuse me
670
00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:57,796
- You guys cannot be over here
671
00:20:57,796 --> 00:21:00,836
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet
but she spelt it wrong
672
00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:03,769
You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
673
00:21:03,769 --> 00:21:05,969
How is that even possible?
It's nine letters
674
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,600
It's nine letters
675
00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:09,744
This is- It's not even close
676
00:21:09,905 --> 00:21:13,285
You put a 'Z' in there. What part of
"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
677
00:21:13,285 --> 00:21:15,235
Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
678
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,540
He's- he's deaf
679
00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:18,805
He's deaf
680
00:21:18,817 --> 00:21:20,387
-I'm asking you to move please.
681
00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:21,627
And that's very offensive
682
00:21:21,627 --> 00:21:22,387
-Please move.
683
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,470
Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
684
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:26,950
Well, no. Um, it's for media
685
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:29,490
Do you want me to like,
update the bracelet for you
686
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:30,580
so it's spelled right?
687
00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:34,503
You're on team Kanye, right?
688
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:35,521
I know Kanye
689
00:21:35,521 --> 00:21:38,571
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor
make Graduation, right?
690
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,172
Like, there's no chance.
691
00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:41,723
You've never heard of-
692
00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:43,813
I had a dream I could
buy my way to heaven
693
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,841
Like, you think Taylor could
make something like that?
694
00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:53,808
All she does is get broken up
with and then write an album about it
695
00:21:53,808 --> 00:21:54,508
laughs
696
00:21:54,508 --> 00:21:56,318
Like, how many times can you do that?
697
00:21:56,318 --> 00:21:59,038
How many times can you do
that before you start to think
698
00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:00,948
"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"
you know?
699
00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:02,149
Yeah.
700
00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:03,769
That's the only good song she has.
701
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:05,509
Yeah, he's gonna win too
702
00:22:05,878 --> 00:22:07,480
Yeah, I'm voting for him
703
00:22:08,229 --> 00:22:08,969
He's a genius
704
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,600
Yeah, he keeps it real
705
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,430
You know he said that McDonald's
is his favorite restaurant?
706
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,400
I do too, that's what I'm sayin
707
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,850
He speaks for the average American
person, you know?
708
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,400
Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal
right now, you know what I'm sayin'?
709
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,880
You wanna get a Happy Meal with me
right after work?
710
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,720
Burger, all day
711
00:22:25,753 --> 00:22:29,133
You trying to get a Happy Meal
with me after you get off work or what?
712
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:31,280
Oh, I'll be here
713
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,180
I'll come back specifically for that
714
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,090
Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
715
00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:36,510
That's how she spelled "fuck"
716
00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:38,430
And that's how she spelled "Kanye".
A Z Y
717
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,890
I get it if you're one letter
off or something bro
718
00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,490
but this is absolutely horrendous
719
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,618
He just told us we could stay
720
00:22:45,618 --> 00:22:47,458
He said "on the sidewalk",
not on here
721
00:22:47,578 --> 00:22:48,728
This is private property
722
00:22:53,653 --> 00:22:55,773
Can you make sure I
look good in this pose?
723
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:57,666
Hold on, hold on
724
00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:59,486
Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
725
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,371
Nobody's filming children
726
00:23:01,371 --> 00:23:02,861
Make sure you put it on Youtube
727
00:23:02,861 --> 00:23:05,221
You get off on being a
bootleg ass security guard
728
00:23:05,221 --> 00:23:07,100
that doesn't have any power or what?
729
00:23:07,659 --> 00:23:09,269
Oh you have power?
You have power?
730
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,330
You gonna arrest me for leaving?
731
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,298
I don't think you can arrest anyone
732
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:15,244
You're not a cop
733
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,188
I appreciate it
734
00:23:20,592 --> 00:23:22,802
'Cause he knows he can't
arrest anyone, right?
735
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:25,274
He just said- He just said he can though
736
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,491
Illegal.
737
00:23:28,962 --> 00:23:30,982
Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
738
00:23:31,153 --> 00:23:32,873
You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
739
00:23:33,143 --> 00:23:33,873
laughs
740
00:23:33,873 --> 00:23:35,683
Other than this, how's your day goin'?
741
00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:38,113
My day was going great until
that guy escalated it
742
00:23:38,466 --> 00:23:41,176
He's like "You get off filming
small children, or what?"
743
00:23:43,132 --> 00:23:43,922
Yeah, exactly
744
00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:48,663
Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions
to take the gun away from that guy
745
00:23:49,098 --> 00:23:50,288
'cause I don't trust him
746
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:51,418
Alright.
747
00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:54,208
He seems like he's one thing
away from having a power trip
748
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,588
and just like, lighting someone
up on the sidewalk
749
00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:57,768
Yeah, we don't need that
750
00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,898
Is there anything else you
guys need at all?
751
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,988
Or are you guys good?
- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
752
00:24:01,988 --> 00:24:03,928
Alright, well you guys have a great day!
753
00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:05,788
Bro that actually pissed me off though
754
00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:08,978
Like I don't usually get mad, especially
when we're doing the prank
755
00:24:08,978 --> 00:24:11,068
but like, he's tryin' to like
play that card
756
00:24:11,068 --> 00:24:13,348
like "you get off filming
small children, huh?"
757
00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:15,868
I know I might've been a
little harsh on him but bro
758
00:24:15,868 --> 00:24:18,398
that's like the one thing that
like, I don't fuck with
759
00:24:18,398 --> 00:24:21,308
is like, that type of shit, so I'm not
havin' him over here
760
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:22,556
accusing us
761
00:24:23,288 --> 00:24:24,788
of basically being a pedophile.
762
00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:26,278
Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
763
00:24:26,489 --> 00:24:29,239
So if I gotta say some harsh
words back to him, so be it.
764
00:24:29,239 --> 00:24:31,349
And he's trying to act
like he's so powerful
765
00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:33,601
"Like oh you wanna
bet I can't arrest you?"
766
00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:36,171
I'm just on team Kanye bro
767
00:24:36,283 --> 00:24:38,063
You know, at like the awards ceremony
768
00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:39,983
"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
769
00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:40,823
Yeah
770
00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:44,783
If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would
not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
771
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,493
I don't believe that by any stretch
772
00:24:46,493 --> 00:24:47,303
What do you mean?
773
00:24:47,303 --> 00:24:48,263
She's super talented
774
00:24:48,914 --> 00:24:49,704
I don't think so
775
00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:51,863
Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
776
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,223
They're two different genres
777
00:24:53,505 --> 00:24:55,085
He was right to say what he said,
778
00:24:55,085 --> 00:24:57,905
but I don't think it's a
"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
779
00:24:57,905 --> 00:25:01,435
Im just sayin' like, how many times
are you going to get broken up with
780
00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:04,345
and write a song about it before you
acknowledge the fact that
781
00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:05,505
you might be the problem
782
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:06,225
laughs
783
00:25:06,225 --> 00:25:07,855
Until you stop getting paid for it
784
00:25:07,855 --> 00:25:09,495
This is an art industry
785
00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:10,553
I get it
786
00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:15,353
And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree
that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
787
00:25:15,353 --> 00:25:16,233
Oh, absolutely not
788
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:17,380
Well-
789
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:19,680
Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
790
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,020
The beacon of light that I
follow, you know?
791
00:25:22,611 --> 00:25:23,881
Like Kanye is like,
792
00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:26,524
Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
793
00:25:27,141 --> 00:25:29,081
Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
794
00:25:29,081 --> 00:25:30,301
I hate Kool-Aid though.
795
00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:33,521
Kanye is a freaking rap god,
I will give you that.
796
00:25:33,521 --> 00:25:36,391
I can pull this up, and
I can guarantee you-
797
00:25:36,391 --> 00:25:37,661
You got some 'Ye in there?
798
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,981
I'm goin' straight Youtube.
I'm old-schooled man
799
00:25:39,981 --> 00:25:43,421
But I guarantee you, one of the
first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
800
00:25:43,421 --> 00:25:45,951
Hold on. I got an Android so
my shit is slow as fuck.
801
00:25:45,951 --> 00:25:48,751
How are you guys doin'?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
802
00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:51,031
- Hi! How are you?
803
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Good
804
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That's a great song too.