[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like this wind is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.16,0:00:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about to blow me off the porch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.66,0:00:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta hold on with my legs here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.13,0:00:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another video started on my back porch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.94,0:00:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guys, I know, what a shocker, but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.67,0:00:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to announce to you that the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.64,0:00:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,long awaited Lofe pajama pants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.15,0:00:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are now available.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just dropped these
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they got the Lofe logo on them right here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot of you guys have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.85,0:00:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been asking for 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.76,0:00:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want a pair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.77,0:00:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go pick one up right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.99,0:00:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're only available at lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.53,0:00:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro you look fresh as hell right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.52,0:00:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the glasses the worst
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gotta become like a sunglasses,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.74,0:00:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like crew, \Nyou know,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.88,0:00:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody wears \Nsunglasses, like a band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.76,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a rock \Nband
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.54,0:00:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh I thought you meant \Nlike a band \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.24,0:00:35.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a \Nthousand dollar sunglasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.94,0:00:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, nah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.76,0:00:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.64,0:00:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea where to go,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.92,0:00:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.77,0:00:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.83,0:00:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dont know this park
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.36,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been here like twice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been here twice,\Nbut you don't know it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.80,0:00:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah\N{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.96,0:00:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.31,0:00:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hell nah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.70,0:00:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.03,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.49,0:00:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You asked if I can climb trees
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.73,0:00:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats easy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.98,0:00:56.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean it's easy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.87,0:00:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That shit is easy as fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.76,0:00:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't climb this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.78,0:00:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now they're talking shit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.94,0:01:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.64,0:01:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making me wanna do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.37,0:01:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll fucking break my neck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.74,0:01:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.100,0:01:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ain't no way, bruh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.47,0:01:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.37,0:01:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats a real monkey
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got more upper body strength than me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.81,0:01:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, man, we get it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.12,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get it, you guys can climb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.90,0:01:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.41,0:01:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got your sweater dirty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.90,0:01:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever play the license plate game
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.49,0:01:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-uh. What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.74,0:01:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, South Dakota
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.83,0:01:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just punch someone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.14,0:01:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you find the license plate,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.69,0:01:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.41,0:01:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a different state?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.43,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North Dakota. Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.19,0:01:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.95,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doin?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.31,0:01:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wonderin what this was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.13,0:01:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were doing like a \Nmovie screening
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.96,0:01:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.68,0:01:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.82,0:01:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that mean
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.97,0:01:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well we're screening \Na movie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.54,0:01:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we cant have anybody\Nfilming over here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.11,0:01:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, he's not filming
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.54,0:01:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, he is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.36,0:01:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's a banana
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.18,0:01:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.21,0:01:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can call the security,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.55,0:01:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no that's \Na banana.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.66,0:01:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- or you can go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.42,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno why that was so funny
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.81,0:01:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were having a civil\Nconversation with him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.63,0:01:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the boss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.13,0:01:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you gotta listen\Nto her
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.63,0:01:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.44,0:01:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I can\Nshes the boss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.50,0:01:55.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any food\NI can buy off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.31,0:01:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you first before we go, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.79,0:01:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starving
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.92,0:02:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we just get some
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.42,0:02:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like water or something
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.67,0:02:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.79,0:02:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes and we get water?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.86,0:02:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.89,0:02:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes for you to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.13,0:02:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I call the park services
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.63,0:02:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does park service have guns?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.34,0:02:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big boy, he needs to eat right here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.01,0:02:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, for real (inadible)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.30,0:02:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna starve
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.12,0:02:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all wanna see him starve?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.76,0:02:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dont know them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.11,0:02:12.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the fuck?`
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.49,0:02:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im not with them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.82,0:02:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just threw us under the bus
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.28,0:02:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, call the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call them, call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.92,0:02:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.71,0:02:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.52,0:02:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to turn his back on us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.99,0:02:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We turn our back on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.10,0:02:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks like Nikki Sixx
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.34,0:02:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda like a old school rocker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.61,0:02:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.48,0:02:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nirvana?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.83,0:02:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you he look like one of them n**gas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.04,0:02:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.40,0:02:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.58,0:02:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do I look good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.64,0:02:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, the last time you kicked me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.13,0:02:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, my leg damn near went numb
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.64,0:02:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0} really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.46,0:02:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I let you do that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.51,0:02:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.90,0:02:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It actually hurt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.83,0:02:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't even flinch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.84,0:02:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His actually hurts a little bit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.32,0:02:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.03,0:02:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got some weight on me though
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.54,0:02:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, see, bro, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.64,0:02:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did that hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.74,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just worried about you, it gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.13,0:02:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.25,0:02:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.55,0:02:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.08,0:02:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like karate kid\Ndamn
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.33,0:03:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You kicked me in the ass, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.56,0:03:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, ok
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay chill, chill, ay bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.52,0:03:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got pointy bones bruh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.41,0:03:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Bill's still
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.79,0:03:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking to 'em,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.53,0:03:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like how much does he have to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.16,0:03:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, we're going to wait over here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.99,0:03:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time for this buffoonery
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.89,0:03:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these rangers suck dick
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.02,0:03:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine there's an actual crime going down
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.02,0:03:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they taking this long to get here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.71,0:03:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did check that one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.03,0:03:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one hurt your foot,\NI know it hurt your foot
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.33,0:03:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta carry me\Nup the trail on your back too
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.46,0:03:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,youre fucking insane
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.02,0:03:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can barely carry myself
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.92,0:03:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.55,0:03:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna use the force to move him that\Nway
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.87,0:03:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, look it's working, it's working
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.42,0:03:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.14,0:03:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a cop right there,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.06,0:03:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go up the trail!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.06,0:03:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate one of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.08,0:03:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, eat it again
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You can eat them
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.88,0:03:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't see
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.59,0:03:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's insane
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.30,0:03:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they good for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.36,0:03:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.06,0:03:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.46,0:03:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mustard plant
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.08,0:03:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, what the fuck! Yo..\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.66,0:03:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not eating that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.58,0:03:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It tastes good!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.40,0:03:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't trust wild flowers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.06,0:03:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I \Njust jump back
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.38,0:03:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and fall on my back
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.62,0:04:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hell no
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.61,0:04:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)\NChill, chill out. What the fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.86,0:04:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why you choking me?\NBro you started touching my ass
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.66,0:04:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's crazy bro\NHow much to eat that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.62,0:04:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh Ill give you-\N10 dollarrs
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.62,0:04:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, for you to eat that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.28,0:04:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,youd have to give me \N10 racks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.62,0:04:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how much for you\Nto eat that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.14,0:04:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, \NI don't care how much
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.62,0:04:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldnt do it \Nfor 5 billion
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.29,0:04:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.65,0:04:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ni**a Im swallowin
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.83,0:04:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5 billion Im swallowing\Nthat bitch like a meal bro
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.41,0:04:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, some black pepper and salt
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.35,0:04:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna get a disease and die
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.17,0:04:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,straight deep throat
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.66,0:04:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.68,0:04:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just realized we're going up the hill
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.79,0:04:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're we doing this\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.18,0:04:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all brought really good hiking shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.06,0:04:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too, as you can tell
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.12,0:04:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like gasping for air,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.36,0:04:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've walked up like barely a block
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.45,0:04:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not all of us are conditioned like you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.36,0:04:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got hiking for a living
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.77,0:04:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, this is beautiful up here\N- I told you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.90,0:04:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you dont move your vehicle\Nyou will get a citation
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.46,0:04:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any cars with a citation will be getting towed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.82,0:04:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)\NThey're calling about our car
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.13,0:04:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It was at this moment that he knew,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.99,0:04:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}he fucked up{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.99,0:05:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait what're they saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.30,0:05:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We cant park there?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.78,0:05:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try one of these?`
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.96,0:05:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah\NAm I gonna get sick from this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.17,0:05:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna do that?\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.76,0:05:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is. I didnt even see that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.36,0:05:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some shit like-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.08,0:05:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you can eat those yellow flowers,\Nright?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.98,0:05:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mustard plant
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.06,0:05:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh\NYou want one?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.54,0:05:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on mushrooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.65,0:05:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.60,0:05:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on the magic shrooms
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.59,0:05:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.99,0:05:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't read
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.73,0:05:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hes blind too
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.81,0:05:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.10,0:05:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tried to get Lasik and it failed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.02,0:05:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No balls, you rip the ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.42,0:05:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.40,0:05:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're you giving us a ticket though,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.17,0:05:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we're already by the car?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.52,0:05:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just about to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.27,0:05:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're stopped here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.66,0:05:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats your truck right there, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.42,0:05:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.52,0:06:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.27,0:06:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't pay for a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.38,0:06:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, I can't afford a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.65,0:06:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cant afford a ticket, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.19,0:06:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.50,0:06:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.15,0:06:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.28,0:06:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, please don't give me a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.96,0:06:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.31,0:06:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.70,0:06:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.33,0:06:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.21,0:06:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, imma be homeless
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.39,0:06:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I have to pay this ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.33,0:06:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.88,0:06:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.94,0:06:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.89,0:06:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.75,0:06:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.64,0:06:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't pay for a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.21,0:06:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.21,0:06:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.33,0:06:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.26,0:06:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.45,0:06:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was acting like a tough guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.90,0:06:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm really not
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.76,0:06:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.48,0:07:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.31,0:07:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.30,0:07:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.12,0:07:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on my knees, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.20,0:07:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't give us a ticket!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.40,0:07:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.69,0:07:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.60,0:07:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much is it gonna be?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.78,0:07:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.00,0:07:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.64,0:07:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.41,0:07:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not expensive though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.00,0:07:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uhh $63
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.18,0:07:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.12,0:07:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,63?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.88,0:07:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't afford $63!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.82,0:07:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.80,0:07:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,63??
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.60,0:07:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.82,0:07:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, I'm saving up for a \Nbattle pass on Fortnite
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.12,0:07:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'm not gonna be \Nable to get it now
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.10,0:07:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you expect me to do\Nnow that I can't afford a battle pass?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.50,0:07:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not an option
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.50,0:07:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at Melanie talking to the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.55,0:07:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's trying to get us out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.26,0:07:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Are you takin' his side?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.02,0:07:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traitor!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.52,0:07:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.91,0:07:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly! They don't make it clear
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.11,0:08:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay ay preach it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.42,0:08:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, y'all got a lot of people \Nmad over here cause of these signs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.64,0:08:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't read the signs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.39,0:08:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I'm Furious!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.96,0:08:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am enraged right now
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.52,0:08:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I understand that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.37,0:08:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has the audacity to give me a\N$63 ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.47,0:08:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when i'm trying to buy a\NBattle Pass on Fortnite.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.39,0:08:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.65,0:08:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making it worse
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.39,0:08:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree, should we start a petition?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.21,0:08:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.33,0:08:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sign was pointed that way
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.92,0:08:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how many people got tickets
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.53,0:08:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're all over here protesting
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.15,0:08:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.97,0:08:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.76,0:08:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.51,0:08:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did they give you a ticket too?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.10,0:08:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.08,0:08:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am enraged right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.79,0:08:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am absolutely...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.76,0:08:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AHHHHH
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.83,0:08:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.18,0:08:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEY! COME BACK!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.65,0:08:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$63?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.42,0:08:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really care though,\NI was just trollin'
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.16,0:08:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket\Nor what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.22,0:08:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You got a ticket?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.35,0:09:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. \NYou gonna pay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.36,0:09:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet \Non me right now man
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.81,0:09:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, no picture.\N- Ah
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.01,0:09:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm just kidding
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.99,0:09:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you man, nice to meet you.\NAppreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.35,0:09:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You started crying like aggressively,\Nbro I lost it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.20,0:09:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}cough cough{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.89,0:09:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, all this screaming to protest\Nthe ticket got me fuckin'...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.64,0:09:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}clears throat{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.47,0:09:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.34,0:09:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}cough cough{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.19,0:09:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought he was going to say $200
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.100,0:09:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$200?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.73,0:09:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.49,0:09:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's not that much
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.63,0:09:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then I just pretended like it was
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.43,0:09:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we're eating Pho.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.51,0:09:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How y'all doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.63,0:09:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For real?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.37,0:09:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I guess we're eating Pho.{\i0}\N(in slow motion)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.49,0:09:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.28,0:09:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right there
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.03,0:09:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.48,0:09:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.55,0:09:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, so my boy David Kushner
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.41,0:09:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a concert tonight in LA
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.16,0:09:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, he reached out to me, \Na while ago
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.25,0:09:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was a year ago\Nor something
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.08,0:10:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just on Instagram,\Nsaid he likes the videos
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.21,0:10:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.16,0:10:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's really talented
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.71,0:10:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, he's blowing up \Nbig time
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.33,0:10:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over these past few months
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.71,0:10:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his new song and uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.94,0:10:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.57,0:10:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw that he was gonna be in LA
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.61,0:10:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I asked him if we could
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.36,0:10:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come out to his show,\Nand he said yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.18,0:10:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, he put us on the list and,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.92,0:10:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, we're about to go in
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.23,0:10:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to see David or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.12,0:10:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I love him
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.62,0:10:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I saw you followed him, I was like...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.63,0:10:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah he's my homie,\NHe's good
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.06,0:10:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want Dan to take it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.26,0:10:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.82,0:10:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan's shaking too,\NI don't know why
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.66,0:10:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.40,0:10:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah nice to meet you, \Nappreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.24,0:10:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're shaking more than her bro
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.97,0:10:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan's hand is like this, \NDan's got Parkinson's disease or something
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.84,0:10:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah of course
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.90,0:10:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I get one?\N{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.90,0:10:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.70,0:10:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys,\NI really appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.99,0:10:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't get why the fuck\Nit's a big deal to bring a camera in
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.88,0:10:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.03,0:10:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated\N- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.30,0:10:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both)\NThank you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.02,0:10:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys well, \NI guess they wanna be little
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.57,0:10:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bleep{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.93,0:10:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the camera so..
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.21,0:11:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we'll just get the\NIphone photos for you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.69,0:11:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really the only option here
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.30,0:11:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's good?\NNice to meet you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.18,0:11:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Sorry 'bout that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.43,0:11:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you bro
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.47,0:11:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.56,0:11:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course\N- Of course
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.95,0:11:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, you too
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.23,0:11:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to say, David freaking loves you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.15,0:11:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I make him food,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.47,0:11:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's like {\i1}smacks lips{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.67,0:11:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he turns on your videos\Nand watches them
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.14,0:11:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's- He's-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.86,0:11:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been watching you forever\N- Okay I run his YouTube channel
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.84,0:11:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and like when I go to YouTube
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.30,0:11:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like his algorithm is just you\N- He watches you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.76,0:11:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I watch you now because \Nof his algorithm
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.98,0:11:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all iPad kids\Nwatching you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.47,0:11:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys need to do a video together\Ncause this man's a troll
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.84,0:11:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you knew him in real life
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.85,0:11:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he is literally the biggest troll\Nyou've ever met
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.78,0:11:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He really is
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.52,0:11:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could kinda tell you were a \Nlittle bit of a prankster
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.18,0:11:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.84,0:11:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lets go! Proud buffoon!\NI already know this one
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.06,0:11:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now you're part of the crew, \Nyou know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.48,0:11:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah\N- You're part of the crew now
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.59,0:11:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo that's so fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.55,0:11:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to get a picture.\NHere Brandon, take a picture
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.89,0:11:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it.\NLet's get the whole crew in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.67,0:11:56.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.75,0:11:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah, dude\Nthanks for coming you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.68,0:12:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate you for supporting, yeah\N- Of course, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.83,0:12:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's so awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.09,0:12:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David's acting all put together right now\Nbut if you saw this man
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.25,0:12:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta get in the zone\NI don't wanna disrupt your zone
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.75,0:12:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No dude, it's all good
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.81,0:12:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so nice to meet you guys\N- Nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.15,0:12:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sing it with me
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.06,0:12:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0}\NHello, Hello. Are you lonely?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.18,0:12:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys, \Nso if you haven't heard about it
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.54,0:12:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you probably have, \Ncause it's been
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.29,0:12:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically national news every night
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.99,0:12:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift is on tour
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.74,0:12:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the Era's tour
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.100,0:12:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight she playing her
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.15,0:12:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,second sold out night,\Nhere in Minneapolis.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.79,0:12:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.20,0:12:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I had this idea,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.15,0:12:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was basicall gonna dress up
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.58,0:12:36.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a Kanye fan,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.87,0:12:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.20,0:12:40.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got Yeezy for President
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.26,0:12:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye for President
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.12,0:12:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.05,0:12:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.99,0:12:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.62,0:12:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infamous beef with eachother
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.97,0:12:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you probably know about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.47,0:12:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna say, just for the record,\NI love Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.17,0:12:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she's great
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.18,0:12:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would even consider myself a Swiftie,\Nto be honest
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.86,0:12:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya know, I love her music.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.41,0:13:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is purely a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.80,0:13:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.10,0:13:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were y'all on Kanye's side\Non that whole situation, or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.98,0:13:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro what happened?\NOh, with that microphone and shit?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.77,0:13:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}\NYeah
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.86,0:13:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You going to the\NTaylor Swift concert?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.73,0:13:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, can I get a picture?\N- No you can't
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.67,0:13:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're going to Taylor Swift\Nyou can't
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.92,0:13:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on Kanye's side in the whole\Nsituation, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.15,0:13:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}\NAlright, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.27,0:13:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}both{\i0}\NThank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.10,0:13:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.32,0:13:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey just remember, \NBeyonce had the best video of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.10,0:13:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, that what he said?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.48,0:13:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all time!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.32,0:13:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He took that mic though,\NHe shouldn't have took the mic
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.99,0:13:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beyonce had the- She had the\Nbest video of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.35,0:13:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she did
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.14,0:13:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.24,0:13:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he did
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.99,0:13:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever forget it
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.65,0:13:50.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans\Njust like me
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.19,0:13:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I just come in looking like this\Nand they just like me
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.20,0:13:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?\N- Yes it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.60,0:13:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we able to get some of \Nthat Kanye merch?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.60,0:13:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess some what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.84,0:14:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some Kanye merch in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.11,0:14:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.91,0:14:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's all the merchandise\N- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.80,0:14:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye West? No not him.\N- Like Yeezy?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.55,0:14:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.26,0:14:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know he made that bitch famous right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.23,0:14:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't care who made who famous.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.33,0:14:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing they sell is \NTaylor Swift stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.24,0:14:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on Taylor's side in\Nthis situation though?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.65,0:14:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on nobody's side, \NI'm with whoever's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.85,0:14:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause Beyonce had the \Nbest video of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.68,0:14:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.78,0:14:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't follow Beyonce either,\NI'm a rock n' roll guy, so
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.76,0:14:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what band do you like?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.58,0:14:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My first band I saw was the Beatles.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.79,0:14:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Beatles? You respect real music,\NI appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.29,0:14:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rock n' roll man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.14,0:14:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I get a shot on the news?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.63,0:14:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, not necessarily.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.36,0:14:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.78,0:14:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that's, you're like here for
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.78,0:14:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some political reason and \NI am not here to cover a political story
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.60,0:14:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Political? Political? \NNah, I'm just Team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.50,0:14:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know about the whole situation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.23,0:14:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I honestly don't so I'm just\Ngonna leave it alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.23,0:14:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,\Nyou know that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.24,0:15:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.24,0:15:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,\NI'm just here to cover this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.76,0:15:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you know... \NYou can talk to anybody else.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.44,0:15:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's a big deal because the only\Nreason Taylor Swift is here
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.10,0:15:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is 'cause of Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.54,0:15:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok maybe, that's so. \NI'm not trying to get involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.65,0:15:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me like,\Nwhat do you like about Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.92,0:15:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.70,0:15:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause imma be honest,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.73,0:15:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more on Kanye's side\Nin the whole situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.61,0:15:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.85,0:15:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a little, self centered.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.68,0:15:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,\Nfor what he did to Taylor Swift.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.56,0:15:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I mean if you make Graduation,\Nyou'd be self centered too, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.87,0:15:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you what?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.63,0:15:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you made Graduation\Nyou'd be self centered too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.99,0:15:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No\NOr College Drop out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.56,0:15:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.52,0:15:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'd like to see Taylor\Npump out College Drop out
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.35,0:15:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's entitled to their own opinion\Nand likes so,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.52,0:15:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're definitely not\Non Kanye's side then.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.15,0:15:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.12,0:15:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I'm team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.48,0:16:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cool, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.12,0:16:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor couldn't make Graduation
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.62,0:16:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.70,0:16:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Taylor said,\Nshe's a fan, but you now,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.46,0:16:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda disappointed in some of the \Nthings he's done.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.96,0:16:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No but he's a genius though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.71,0:16:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.48,0:16:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And those are probably the most\Nhideous things I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.44,0:16:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me?\N- Yes, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.63,0:16:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.46,0:16:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're disrespecting my like \Nof Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.61,0:16:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so how about we just end this conversation
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.75,0:16:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.65,0:16:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well honey you probably should've bought\Nsome pants that are a little
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.93,0:16:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more appropriate for $1500
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.53,0:16:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.58,0:16:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.87,0:16:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That are available at Lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.22,0:16:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on unemployment.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.98,0:16:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you go get some
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.24,0:16:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normal clothes, and then you can\Na normal job.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.12,0:16:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These PJs are the best quality \NPJs on the market though
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.81,0:16:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great, good for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.54,0:16:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're available at lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.02,0:16:52.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.84,0:16:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is illegal?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.71,0:16:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How am I harassing people?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.98,0:16:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just mad that Beyonce had the\Nbest video of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.85,0:17:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think they're filming\NJust so you know, if we ignore him
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.74,0:17:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have nothing to put on film, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.11,0:17:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.00,0:17:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.86,0:17:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, of course
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.93,0:17:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love- I love you, I love him!\NI love him so much
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.11,0:17:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.84,0:17:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.89,0:17:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait show the sign, show the sign!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.54,0:17:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.32,0:17:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye's the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.19,0:17:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Kanye, bro.\NKanye is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.28,0:17:20.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.100,0:17:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Kanye!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.15,0:17:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team Kanye!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.31,0:17:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team Kanye, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.71,0:17:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.05,0:17:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright thank you, appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.01,0:17:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um excuse me, \Nyou're harassing me right now
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.43,0:17:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.33,0:17:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the news?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.06,0:17:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to get my 15 minutes\Nof fame, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.26,0:17:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like she said
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.98,0:17:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really not why I'm here
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.49,0:17:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here to do a specific thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.93,0:17:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the specific thing then?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.50,0:17:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cover this event.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.34,0:17:44.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To some extent you're apart of the event.\NBut-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.49,0:17:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey see, that's all we \Nneeded to hear right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.60,0:17:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a part of the event.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.77,0:17:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you mad that our camera\Ncould beat your camera?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.17,0:17:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not really, I have that camera myself.\N-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.63,0:17:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or anything. Chill, I was just joking \Nyou know? Obviously this camera's like
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.27,0:18:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?\NOur camera's a light weight
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.58,0:18:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.37,0:18:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you stop talking to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.75,0:18:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel harassed right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.29,0:18:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think he's \Ngoing to be president?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.42,0:18:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\NYou're delusional my friend, 2024.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.46,0:18:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy win.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.88,0:18:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.83,0:18:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's taking thirty pictures per second
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.24,0:18:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.44,0:18:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You believe in me?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.73,0:18:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, thanks man.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.96,0:18:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.06,0:18:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I'm in some hostile territory\Nright now
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.78,0:18:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your problem, I guess
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.25,0:18:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think you could go talk to that uh\Nwoman over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.04,0:18:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was being really mean to me.\NLike that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.45,0:18:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't do nothing about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.79,0:18:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.06,0:18:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're you holding up your sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.93,0:18:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I'm on team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.54,0:18:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, well...\NAre you not?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.90,0:18:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think Taylor Swift would've been\Nable to make College Dropout?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.31,0:18:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.92,0:18:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop your filming,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.94,0:18:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't talk to these guys,\Ndon't talk to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.41,0:18:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it was really that serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.88,0:19:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you agree he made her famous, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.35,0:19:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like you never heard the song, Famous?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.27,0:19:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.06,0:19:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got the merch on, so
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.90,0:19:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like what's so great about \Nher though, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.24,0:19:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.02,0:19:17.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye's a genius.\N- Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.29,0:19:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made some of the \Nbest music of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.37,0:19:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift is just like
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.56,0:19:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she breaks up with someone,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.86,0:19:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writes a song, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.85,0:19:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how many people \Ncan you break up with
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.61,0:19:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before you finally decide \Nit's time to go to therapy
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.23,0:19:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks to Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.81,0:19:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a therapist?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.85,0:19:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.64,0:19:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.56,0:19:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should try
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.65,0:19:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we don't need anymore\Nof her music, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.03,0:19:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta fix her so she never\Nreleases another song
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.49,0:19:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what's great
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.55,0:19:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about life in general
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.90,0:19:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't have to do anything
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.32,0:19:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't want to
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.20,0:19:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.28,0:19:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like my- Do you like my \NFoam Runners at least?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.71,0:19:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh we got the
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.44,0:19:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big boys coming in now
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.62,0:19:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.61,0:19:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over this
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.38,0:20:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}rock music playing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.18,0:20:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks!\N{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.18,0:20:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.50,0:20:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it look like I'm going?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.84,0:20:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on Kanye's side
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.79,0:20:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the whole situation, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.38,0:20:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't even know
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.73,0:20:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like they'd castrate me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.18,0:20:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I tried to walk in there, you know
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.04,0:20:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I turned all the Taylor Swift \Nfans on me already
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.33,0:20:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually like Taylor Swift, though\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.44,0:20:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I like her music
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.56,0:20:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.33,0:20:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold that for the picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.70,0:20:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, of course
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.64,0:20:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did she force you to go, or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.22,0:20:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I didn't even go.\N- We're not going
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.06,0:20:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're not going?\N- We're just checking it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.56,0:20:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I like to hear
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.82,0:20:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you went?\N- Yeah, in Chicago
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.36,0:20:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.08,0:20:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because my friends sugar \Ndaddy got us tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.38,0:20:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.16,0:20:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know that like,\NKanye made her famous, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.85,0:20:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the fuck cares?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.46,0:20:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.23,0:20:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye is owed his credit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.28,0:20:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does it say? "Fuck you"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.54,0:20:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a hero she is, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.92,0:20:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.55,0:20:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.27,0:20:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You guys cannot be over here
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.80,0:21:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet\Nbut she spelt it wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.41,0:21:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.77,0:21:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is that even possible? \NIt's nine letters
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.76,0:21:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nine letters
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.26,0:21:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is- It's not even close
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.90,0:21:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You put a 'Z' in there. What part of \N"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.28,0:21:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.36,0:21:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's- he's deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.04,0:21:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.82,0:21:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm asking you to move please.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.39,0:21:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's very offensive
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.63,0:21:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Please move.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.18,0:21:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.47,0:21:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no. Um, it's for media
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.95,0:21:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want me to like, \Nupdate the bracelet for you
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.49,0:21:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's spelled right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.12,0:21:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on team Kanye, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.79,0:21:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.52,0:21:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor \Nmake Graduation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.86,0:21:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, there's no chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.65,0:21:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've never heard of-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.72,0:21:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I had a dream I could \Nbuy my way to heaven{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.22,0:21:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, you think Taylor could \Nmake something like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.58,0:21:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All she does is get broken up \Nwith and then write an album about it
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.81,0:21:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.51,0:21:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, how many times can you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.32,0:21:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many times can you do \Nthat before you start to think
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.04,0:22:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"\Nyou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.41,0:22:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.15,0:22:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the only good song she has.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.22,0:22:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he's gonna win too
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.88,0:22:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm voting for him
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.23,0:22:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a genius
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.48,0:22:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he keeps it real
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.60,0:22:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know he said that McDonald's\Nis his favorite restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.43,0:22:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do too, that's what I'm sayin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.40,0:22:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He speaks for the average American\Nperson, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.72,0:22:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal\Nright now, you know what I'm sayin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.40,0:22:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna get a Happy Meal with me\Nright after work?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.88,0:22:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Burger, all day
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.75,0:22:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You trying to get a Happy Meal\Nwith me after you get off work or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.49,0:22:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll be here
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.28,0:22:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll come back specifically for that
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.18,0:22:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.09,0:22:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how she spelled "fuck"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.51,0:22:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's how she spelled "Kanye".\NA Z Y
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.43,0:22:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it if you're one letter \Noff or something bro
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.89,0:22:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this is absolutely horrendous
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.21,0:22:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just told us we could stay
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.62,0:22:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said "on the sidewalk",\Nnot on here
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.58,0:22:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is private property
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.65,0:22:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you make sure I \Nlook good in this pose?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.90,0:22:57.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, hold on
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.67,0:22:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.16,0:23:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's filming children
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.37,0:23:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you put it on Youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.86,0:23:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get off on being a \Nbootleg ass security guard
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.22,0:23:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that doesn't have any power or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.66,0:23:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you have power?\NYou have power?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.47,0:23:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gonna arrest me for leaving?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.61,0:23:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think you can arrest anyone
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.44,0:23:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not a cop
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.46,0:23:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.59,0:23:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause he knows he can't \Narrest anyone, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.34,0:23:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just said- He just said he can though
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.78,0:23:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Illegal.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.96,0:23:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.15,0:23:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.14,0:23:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.87,0:23:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other than this, how's your day goin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.68,0:23:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My day was going great until \Nthat guy escalated it
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.47,0:23:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like "You get off filming \Nsmall children, or what?"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.13,0:23:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, exactly
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.15,0:23:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions\Nto take the gun away from that guy
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.10,0:23:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I don't trust him
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.71,0:23:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.42,0:23:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He seems like he's one thing \Naway from having a power trip
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.21,0:23:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just like, lighting someone \Nup on the sidewalk
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.59,0:23:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we don't need that
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.77,0:23:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anything else you \Nguys need at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.90,0:24:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or are you guys good?\N- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.99,0:24:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, well you guys have a great day!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.93,0:24:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro that actually pissed me off though
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.79,0:24:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I don't usually get mad, especially\Nwhen we're doing the prank
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.98,0:24:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like, he's tryin' to like\Nplay that card
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.07,0:24:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like "you get off filming\Nsmall children, huh?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.35,0:24:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I might've been a \Nlittle harsh on him but bro
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.87,0:24:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's like the one thing that\Nlike, I don't fuck with
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.40,0:24:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like, that type of shit, so I'm not\Nhavin' him over here
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.84,0:24:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accusing us
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.29,0:24:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of basically being a pedophile.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.79,0:24:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.49,0:24:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I gotta say some harsh \Nwords back to him, so be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.24,0:24:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's trying to act \Nlike he's so powerful
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.49,0:24:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like oh you wanna \Nbet I can't arrest you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.88,0:24:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just on team Kanye bro
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.28,0:24:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, at like the awards ceremony
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.06,0:24:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.11,0:24:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.82,0:24:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would \Nnot be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.78,0:24:46.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe that by any stretch
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.49,0:24:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.30,0:24:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's super talented
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.91,0:24:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think so
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.90,0:24:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.86,0:24:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're two different genres
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.50,0:24:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was right to say what he said,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.08,0:24:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't think it's a \N"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.90,0:25:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im just sayin' like, how many times \Nare you going to get broken up with
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.44,0:25:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and write a song about it before you\Nacknowledge the fact that
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.34,0:25:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you might be the problem
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.50,0:25:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.22,0:25:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until you stop getting paid for it
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.86,0:25:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an art industry
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.82,0:25:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.55,0:25:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree\Nthat he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.35,0:25:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, absolutely not
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.65,0:25:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.38,0:25:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.68,0:25:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The beacon of light that I \Nfollow, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.61,0:25:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like Kanye is like,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.79,0:25:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.14,0:25:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.08,0:25:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Kool-Aid though.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.30,0:25:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye is a freaking rap god, \NI will give you that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.52,0:25:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can pull this up, and \NI can guarantee you-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.39,0:25:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got some 'Ye in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.66,0:25:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm goin' straight Youtube. \NI'm old-schooled man
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.98,0:25:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guarantee you, one of the \Nfirst 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.42,0:25:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on. I got an Android so \Nmy shit is slow as fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.95,0:25:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you guys doin'?\N-Oh, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.75,0:25:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi! How are you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a great song too.