I feel like this wind is
about to blow me off the porch.
Gotta hold on with my legs here
Another video started on my back porch
guys, I know, what a shocker, but
I just wanted to announce to you that the
long awaited Lofe pajama pants
are now available.
We just dropped these
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
I know a lot of you guys have
been asking for 'em
if you want a pair
go pick one up right now
they're only available at lofestore.com
Bro you look fresh as hell right now
the glasses the worst
we gotta become like a sunglasses,
like crew, you know,
everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
a band
like a rock band
oh I thought you meant like a band
like a thousand dollar sunglasses
Nah, nah
I'm not gonna lie,
I have no idea where to go,
do you know?
No
I dont know this park
I've been here like twice
you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
Yeah laughs
Can you climb trees?
hell nah
laughs
Can you climb trees?
excuse me
You asked if I can climb trees
Thats easy
What do you mean it's easy?
That shit is easy as fuck
You can't climb this?
Now they're talking shit
(Laughing)
Making me wanna do it
I'll fucking break my neck
Do it
- Ain't no way, bruh
Damn
Thats a real monkey
He's got more upper body strength than me
Okay, man, we get it
We get it, you guys can climb
Congratulations
You got your sweater dirty
Yeah, I know
You ever play the license plate game
Uh-uh. What's that?
like, South Dakota
You just punch someone
when you find the license plate,
- Yeah
of a different state?
North Dakota. Boom!
- What the fuck?
How you doin?
Just wonderin what this was
Were doing like a movie screening
- Oh really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
What does that mean
well we're screening a movie
we cant have anybody filming over here
- Oh, he's not filming
- Yes, he is
- That's a banana
laughs
- I can call the security,
No, no that's a banana.
- or you can go.
I dunno why that was so funny
We were having a civil conversation with him
this is the boss
so you gotta listen to her
You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
yeah I can shes the boss
Do you have any food I can buy off
you first before we go, though?
I'm starving
Can we just get some
like water or something
two minutes
two minutes and we get water?
no no no
two minutes for you to leave
before I call the park services
does park service have guns?
big boy, he needs to eat right here
- Yeah, for real (inadible)
He's gonna starve
Y'all wanna see him starve?
I dont know them
- What the fuck?`
Im not with them
He just threw us under the bus
You know what, call the cops
Call them, call them on him
Call them on him
- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
He wants to turn his back on us
We turn our back on him
He looks like Nikki Sixx
kinda like a old school rocker
singing
Nirvana?
you he look like one of them n**gas
laughs
looks good
do I look good
You look great
Yo, the last time you kicked me
Bro, my leg damn near went numb
laughing really?
I don't know why I let you do that
Oh God
It actually hurt
He didn't even flinch
His actually hurts a little bit
Damn!
He's got some weight on me though
See, see, bro, see?
Did that hurt?
Yes, bro
Just worried about you, it gets unchy
It gets what?
It gets unchy
Oh, my god!
I feel like karate kid damn
You kicked me in the ass, bro
Ok, ok
Okay chill, chill, ay bro
you got pointy bones bruh
I can't believe Bill's still
talking to 'em,
like how much does he have to say?
Alright, we're going to wait over here
I don't have time for this buffoonery
these rangers suck dick
Imagine there's an actual crime going down
they taking this long to get here
I did check that one
That one hurt your foot, I know it hurt your foot
you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too
youre fucking insane
I can barely carry myself
I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun (laughing)
I'm gonna use the force to move him that way
Aye, look it's working, it's working
(laughing)
There's a cop right there,
go up the trail!
You ate one of these?
Well, eat it again
- You can eat them
I didn't see
- She's insane
Are they good for you?
- Yeah
What is it?
It's a mustard plant
Man, what the fuck! Yo.. (laughs)
I'm not eating that
- It tastes good!
I don't trust wild flowers
What if I just jump back
and fall on my back
Oh hell no
(laughing) Chill, chill out. What the fuck
- Why you choking me? Bro you started touching my ass
- That's crazy bro How much to eat that?
uh Ill give you- 10 dollarrs
No, for you to eat that
youd have to give me 10 racks
how much for you to eat that
For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, I don't care how much
you wouldnt do it for 5 billion
Noo
ni**a Im swallowin
5 billion Im swallowing that bitch like a meal bro
You know, some black pepper and salt
You're gonna get a disease and die
straight deep throat
(heavy breathing)
I just realized we're going up the hill
Why're we doing this (laughs)
We all brought really good hiking shoes
too, as you can tell
I'm like gasping for air,
I've walked up like barely a block
Not all of us are conditioned like you
I got hiking for a living
Man, this is beautiful up here - I told you
if you dont move your vehicle you will get a citation
any cars with a citation will be getting towed
(laughs) They're calling about our car
It was at this moment that he knew,
he fucked up
Wait what're they saying?
We cant park there?
Try one of these?`
- Yeah Am I gonna get sick from this?
You wanna do that? (laughing)
It is. I didnt even see that
Some shit like-
You know you can eat those yellow flowers, right?
The mustard plant
- Oh You want one?
You're on mushrooms?
How's it going?
He's on the magic shrooms
I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
I can't read
Oh hes blind too
- Yeah
He tried to get Lasik and it failed
No balls, you rip the ticket
You will?
Why're you giving us a ticket though,
if we're already by the car?
We were just about to leave
Well you're stopped here
Thats your truck right there, right?
They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
I can't pay for a ticket
Bro, I can't afford a ticket
I cant afford a ticket, sir
Sir
I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Please, please don't give me a ticket
Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Sir
Please
What do you want?
Sir, imma be homeless
if I have to pay this ticket
I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Please
(fake crying)
Sir
Please sir
I can't pay for a ticket
No
Please don't
Sir
(fake crying)
I was acting like a tough guy,
but I'm really not
(fake crying)
Sir
Please
Please, sir
I'm on my knees, sir
Don't give us a ticket!
Please!
How much is it gonna be?
Ahh!
Fuck
Please!
It's not expensive though, right?
uhh $63
God Damn!
63?
I can't afford $63!
That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
63??
You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
Sir, I'm saving up for a battle pass on Fortnite
Like I'm not gonna be able to get it now
What do you expect me to do now that I can't afford a battle pass?
That's not an option
Look at Melanie talking to the cops
She's trying to get us out of this.
Hey! Are you takin' his side?
Traitor!
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
Exactly! They don't make it clear
Ay ay preach it!
Look, y'all got a lot of people mad over here cause of these signs
You can't read the signs
I-I'm Furious!
I am enraged right now
I understand that
He has the audacity to give me a $63 ticket
when i'm trying to buy a Battle Pass on Fortnite.
Can you believe it?
You're making it worse
I agree, should we start a petition?
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
The sign was pointed that way
Look how many people got tickets
they're all over here protesting
He got a ticket
Did they give you a ticket too?
This is ridiculous
I am enraged right now!
I am absolutely...
AHHHHH
NO
HEY! COME BACK!
$63?
I don't really care though, I was just trollin'
Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket or what?
What? You got a ticket?
Yeah. You gonna pay?
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet on me right now man
Alright, no picture. - Ah
No, I'm just kidding
Thank you man, nice to meet you. Appreciate it
You started crying like aggressively, bro I lost it
cough cough
Ah, all this screaming to protest the ticket got me fuckin'...
clears throat
Oh my god
cough cough
I thought he was going to say $200
$200?
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
Oh, that's not that much
But then I just pretended like it was
I guess we're eating Pho.
How y'all doin'?
For real?
I guess we're eating Pho. (in slow motion)
What guy?
Right there
laughing
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
has a concert tonight in LA
Basically, he reached out to me, a while ago
I think it was a year ago or something
Just on Instagram, said he likes the videos
And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
I think he's really talented
You know, he's blowing up big time
over these past few months
with his new song and uh,
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
I saw that he was gonna be in LA
and I asked him if we could
come out to his show, and he said yeah.
So, he put us on the list and,
yeah, we're about to go in
You're going to see David or what?
Yeah, I love him
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
Yeah he's my homie, He's good
You want Dan to take it?
Yeah
Dan's shaking too, I don't know why
Thank you!
- Yeah nice to meet you, appreciate it
You're shaking more than her bro
Dan's hand is like this, Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
Yeah of course
Can I get one? laughs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Thank you guys, I really appreciate it
I just don't get why the fuck it's a big deal to bring a camera in
Yeah, yeah
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated - Yeah
(both) Thank you
Alright guys well, I guess they wanna be little
bleep
about the camera so..
I guess we'll just get the Iphone photos for you guys
That's really the only option here
What's good? Nice to meet you guys!
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
Nice to meet you bro
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
Of course - Of course
Dude, you too
I have to say, David freaking loves you
Every time I make him food,
he's like smacks lips
and he turns on your videos and watches them
He's- He's-
He's been watching you forever - Okay I run his YouTube channel
and like when I go to YouTube
like his algorithm is just you - He watches you
Yeah, I watch you now because of his algorithm
We're all iPad kids watching you
You guys need to do a video together cause this man's a troll
If you knew him in real life
he is literally the biggest troll you've ever met
He really is
I could kinda tell you were a little bit of a prankster
Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
Lets go! Proud buffoon! I already know this one
- Now you're part of the crew, you know
Hell yeah - You're part of the crew now
Yo that's so fire!
We need to get a picture. Here Brandon, take a picture
Got it. Let's get the whole crew in there.
Hell yeah
Hell yeah, dude thanks for coming you guys
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah - Of course, yeah
Yeah, that's so awesome.
David's acting all put together right now but if you saw this man
You gotta get in the zone I don't wanna disrupt your zone
No dude, it's all good
It's so nice to meet you guys - Nice to meet you!
Sing it with me
singing Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
Alright guys, so if you haven't heard about it
you probably have, cause it's been
basically national news every night
Taylor Swift is on tour
it's the Era's tour
Tonight she playing her
second sold out night, here in Minneapolis.
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
So I had this idea,
I was basicall gonna dress up
as a Kanye fan,
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
I got Yeezy for President
Ye for President
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
If you don't know,
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
infamous beef with eachother
but you probably know about it.
I wanna say, just for the record, I love Taylor Swift
I think she's great
I would even consider myself a Swiftie, to be honest
Ya know, I love her music.
So, this is purely a joke.
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
Were y'all on Kanye's side on that whole situation, or what?
Bro what happened? Oh, with that microphone and shit?
laughs Yeah
You going to the Taylor Swift concert?
Yeah, can I get a picture? - No you can't
if you're going to Taylor Swift you can't
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole situation, you know?
laughs Alright, alright.
both Thank you!
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Hey just remember, Beyonce had the best video of all time
Hey, hey, that what he said?
Of all time!
He took that mic though, He shouldn't have took the mic
Beyonce had the- She had the best video of all time
Yeah, she did
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
Yeah, he did
Don't ever forget it
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans just like me
Like I just come in looking like this and they just like me
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand? - Yes it is!
Are we able to get some of that Kanye merch?
Guess some what?
Some Kanye merch in there?
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
that's all the merchandise - No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
Kanye West? No not him. - Like Yeezy?
No, not here.
You know he made that bitch famous right?
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
The only thing they sell is Taylor Swift stuff.
You're on Taylor's side in this situation though?
I'm on nobody's side, I'm with whoever's here.
'Cause Beyonce had the best video of all time.
You know that right?
I don't follow Beyonce either, I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
Oh, what band do you like?
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
The Beatles? You respect real music, I appreciate it.
Rock n' roll man.
Could I get a shot on the news?
Um, not necessarily.
Why?
Because that's, you're like here for
some political reason and I am not here to cover a political story
Political? Political? Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
You know about the whole situation, right?
I honestly don't so I'm just gonna leave it alone.
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous, you know that right?
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it, I'm just here to cover this.
So, you know... You can talk to anybody else.
Well it's a big deal because the only reason Taylor Swift is here
is 'cause of Kanye
Ok maybe, that's so. I'm not trying to get involved.
Can you tell me like, what do you like about Taylor Swift?
laughs What?
Cause imma be honest,
I'm more on Kanye's side in the whole situation.
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
a little, self centered.
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person, for what he did to Taylor Swift.
Well I mean if you make Graduation, you'd be self centered too, right?
If you what?
If you made Graduation you'd be self centered too.
- No Or College Drop out.
laughs
Like I'd like to see Taylor pump out College Drop out
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion and likes so,
So you're definitely not on Kanye's side then.
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
No, but I'm team Kanye.
That's cool, that's great.
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
I'm telling you that.
It's like Taylor said, she's a fan, but you now,
kinda disappointed in some of the things he's done.
No but he's a genius though, right?
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
And those are probably the most hideous things I've ever seen.
Excuse me? - Yes, sorry.
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
You're disrespecting my like of Taylor Swift
so how about we just end this conversation
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
Well honey you probably should've bought some pants that are a little
more appropriate for $1500
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
Yeah...
That are available at Lofestore.com
I'm on unemployment.
How about you go get some
normal clothes, and then you can a normal job.
These PJs are the best quality PJs on the market though
That's great, good for you!
And they're available at lofestore.com
BOOOO!
This is illegal?
How am I harassing people?
You're just mad that Beyonce had the best video of all time.
- I think they're filming Just so you know, if we ignore him
They have nothing to put on film, so...
- No, no, no.
Oh.
Yeah, of course
I love- I love you, I love him! I love him so much
laughs
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
I love Kanye
Kanye's the best.
I love Kanye, bro. Kanye is amazing.
laughs
I love Kanye!
Team Kanye!
Team Kanye, let's go!
Thank you so much!
Alright thank you, appreciate it
Um excuse me, you're harassing me right now
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
in the news?
I need to get my 15 minutes of fame, you know?
like she said
That's really not why I'm here
I'm here to do a specific thing.
What's the specific thing then?
Cover this event.
To some extent you're apart of the event. But-
Hey see, that's all we needed to hear right?
I'm a part of the event.
Are you mad that our camera could beat your camera?
Not really, I have that camera myself. -Hey, you don't need to flex on us
or anything. Chill, I was just joking you know? Obviously this camera's like
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying? Our camera's a light weight
-Yeah.
Can you stop talking to me?
I feel harassed right now.
You don't think he's going to be president?
-No. You're delusional my friend, 2024.
Easy win.
No
He's taking thirty pictures per second
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
You believe in me?
Alright, thanks man.
Excuse me, sir
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory right now
That's your problem, I guess
Do you think you could go talk to that uh woman over there?
She was being really mean to me. Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
I can't do nothing about it.
What's going on with you?
Why're you holding up your sign?
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
- Okay, well... Are you not?
You think Taylor Swift would've been able to make College Dropout?
I don't know.
Stop your filming,
You can't talk to these guys, don't talk to them.
I don't think it was really that serious.
But you agree he made her famous, right?
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
You got the merch on, so
Like what's so great about her though, you know?
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
Kanye's a genius. - Yeah...
He made some of the best music of all time.
Taylor Swift is just like
she breaks up with someone,
writes a song, like,
how many people can you break up with
before you finally decide it's time to go to therapy
Thanks to Kanye
You're a therapist?
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
laughs
You should try
cause we don't need anymore of her music, you know?
You gotta fix her so she never releases another song
You know what's great
about life in general
you don't have to do anything
you don't want to
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
Do you like my- Do you like my Foam Runners at least?
Oh we got the
big boys coming in now
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
over this
rock music playing
Thanks! laughs
Appreciate it.
Does it look like I'm going?
I'm on Kanye's side
on the whole situation, ya know?
Well, I don't even know
I feel like they'd castrate me
if I tried to walk in there, you know
I turned all the Taylor Swift fans on me already
I actually like Taylor Swift, though - Yeah.
Like, I like her music
Here you go.
Hold that for the picture.
Yeah, of course
Did she force you to go, or what?
No, I didn't even go. - We're not going
Oh, you're not going? - We're just checking it out.
That's what I like to hear
Oh you went? - Yeah, in Chicago
Why?
Because my friends sugar daddy got us tickets.
Really? - Yeah.
Well, you know that like, Kanye made her famous, right?
Who the fuck cares?
I do.
Kanye is owed his credit.
What does it say? "Fuck you"?
What a hero she is, man.
Excuse me
- You guys cannot be over here
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet but she spelt it wrong
You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
How is that even possible? It's nine letters
This is- It's not even close
You put a 'Z' in there. What part of "Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
He's- he's deaf
He's deaf
-I'm asking you to move please.
And that's very offensive
-Please move.
Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
Well, no. Um, it's for media
Do you want me to like, update the bracelet for you
so it's spelled right?
You're on team Kanye, right?
I know Kanye
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor make Graduation, right?
Like, there's no chance.
You've never heard of-
I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
Like, you think Taylor could make something like that?
All she does is get broken up with and then write an album about it
laughs
Like, how many times can you do that?
How many times can you do that before you start to think
"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?" you know?
Yeah.
That's the only good song she has.
Yeah, he's gonna win too
Yeah, I'm voting for him
He's a genius
Yeah, he keeps it real
You know he said that McDonald's is his favorite restaurant?
I do too, that's what I'm sayin
He speaks for the average American person, you know?
Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal right now, you know what I'm sayin'?
You wanna get a Happy Meal with me right after work?
Burger, all day
You trying to get a Happy Meal with me after you get off work or what?
Oh, I'll be here
I'll come back specifically for that
Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
That's how she spelled "fuck"
And that's how she spelled "Kanye". A Z Y
I get it if you're one letter off or something bro
but this is absolutely horrendous
He just told us we could stay
He said "on the sidewalk", not on here
This is private property
Can you make sure I look good in this pose?
Hold on, hold on
Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
Nobody's filming children
Make sure you put it on Youtube
You get off on being a bootleg ass security guard
that doesn't have any power or what?
Oh you have power? You have power?
You gonna arrest me for leaving?
I don't think you can arrest anyone
You're not a cop
I appreciate it
'Cause he knows he can't arrest anyone, right?
He just said- He just said he can though
Illegal.
Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
laughs
Other than this, how's your day goin'?
My day was going great until that guy escalated it
He's like "You get off filming small children, or what?"
Yeah, exactly
Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions to take the gun away from that guy
'cause I don't trust him
Alright.
He seems like he's one thing away from having a power trip
and just like, lighting someone up on the sidewalk
Yeah, we don't need that
Is there anything else you guys need at all?
Or are you guys good? - Um.. Nah, I'm good.
Alright, well you guys have a great day!
Bro that actually pissed me off though
Like I don't usually get mad, especially when we're doing the prank
but like, he's tryin' to like play that card
like "you get off filming small children, huh?"
I know I might've been a little harsh on him but bro
that's like the one thing that like, I don't fuck with
is like, that type of shit, so I'm not havin' him over here
accusing us
of basically being a pedophile.
Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
So if I gotta say some harsh words back to him, so be it.
And he's trying to act like he's so powerful
"Like oh you wanna bet I can't arrest you?"
I'm just on team Kanye bro
You know, at like the awards ceremony
"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
Yeah
If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
I don't believe that by any stretch
What do you mean?
She's super talented
I don't think so
Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
They're two different genres
He was right to say what he said,
but I don't think it's a "fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
Im just sayin' like, how many times are you going to get broken up with
and write a song about it before you acknowledge the fact that
you might be the problem
laughs
Until you stop getting paid for it
This is an art industry
I get it
And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
Oh, absolutely not
Well-
Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
The beacon of light that I follow, you know?
Like Kanye is like,
Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
I hate Kool-Aid though.
Kanye is a freaking rap god, I will give you that.
I can pull this up, and I can guarantee you-
You got some 'Ye in there?
I'm goin' straight Youtube. I'm old-schooled man
But I guarantee you, one of the first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
Hold on. I got an Android so my shit is slow as fuck.
How are you guys doin'? -Oh, I'm sorry.
- Hi! How are you?
Good
That's a great song too.