0:14:26.502,0:14:30.502 I feel like this wind is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 about to blow me off the porch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Gotta hold on with my legs here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Another video started on my back porch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 guys, I know, what a shocker, but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just wanted to announce to you that the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 long awaited Lofe pajama pants 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are now available. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We just dropped these 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they got the Lofe logo on them right here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know a lot of you guys have 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 been asking for 'em 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you want a pair 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 go pick one up right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're only available at lofestore.com 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro you look fresh as hell right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the glasses the worst 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we gotta become like a sunglasses, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like crew, [br]you know, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everybody wears [br]sunglasses, like a band 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a band 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like a rock [br]band 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I thought you meant [br]like a band [br] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like a [br]thousand dollar sunglasses 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nah, nah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not gonna lie, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have no idea where to go, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I dont know this park 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've been here like twice 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you've been here twice,[br]but you don't know it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah[br]laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you climb trees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hell nah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you ask if I can climb trees 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 excuse me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you climb trees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You asked if I can climb trees 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thats easy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you mean it's easy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That shit is easy as fuck 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You can't climb this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now they're talking shit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (Laughing) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Making me wanna do it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll fucking break my neck 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Ain't no way, bruh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Damn 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thats a real monkey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's got more upper body strength than me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, man, we get it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We get it, you guys can climb 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Congratulations 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got your sweater dirty 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, I know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You ever play the license plate game 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Uh-uh. What's that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like, South Dakota 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You just punch someone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you find the license plate, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of a different state? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 North Dakota. Boom! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - What the fuck? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How you doin? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just wonderin what this was 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Were doing like a movie screening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Oh really? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah, yeah, yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What does that mean 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well we're screening [br]a movie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we cant have anybody[br]filming over here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Oh, he's not filming 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yes, he is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - That's a banana 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - I can call the security, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, no that's [br]a banana. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - or you can go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I dunno why that was so funny 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We were having a civil[br]conversation with him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is the boss 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so you gotta listen[br]to her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You can't switch up on us (inaudible) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I can[br]shes the boss 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you have any food[br]I can buy off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you first before we go, though? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm starving 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can we just get some like waster or something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 two minutes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 two minutes and we get water? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 two minutes for you to leave 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 before I call the park services 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 does park service have guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 big boy, he needs to eat right here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah, for real (inadible) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's gonna starve 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Y'all wanna see him starve? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I dont know them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - What the fuck?` 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im not with them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He just threw us under the bus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know what, call the cops 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Call them, call them on him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Call them on him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah, cause I don't know who that is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He wants to turn his back on us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We turn our back on him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He looks like Nikki Sixx 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 kinda like a old school rocker 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 singing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nirvana? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you he look like one of them n**gas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 looks good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do I look good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You look great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yo, the last time you kicked me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro, my leg damn near went numb 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughing really? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know why I let you do that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It actually hurt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He didn't even flinch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His actually hurts a little bit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Damn! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's got some weight on me though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 See, see, bro, see? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did that hurt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes, bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just worried about you, it gets unchy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It gets what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It gets unchy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, my god! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel like karate kid[br]damn 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You kicked me in the ass, bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ok, ok 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay chill, chill, ay bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you got pointy bones bruh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't believe Bill's still 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 talking to 'em, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like how much does he have to say? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright, we're going to wait over here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't have time for this buffoonery 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 these rangers suck dick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Imagine there's an actual crime going down 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they taking this long to get here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did check that one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That one hurt your foot,[br]I know it hurt your foot 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you gotta carry me[br]up the trail on your back too 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 youre fucking insane 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can barely carry myself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm parting the seas like Moses did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun[br](laughing) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm gonna use the force to move him that[br]way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Aye, look it's working, it's working 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughing) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There's a cop right there, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 go up the trail! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You ate one of these? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, eat it again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - You can eat them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didn't see 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - She's insane 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are they good for you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a mustard plant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Man, what the fuck! Yo..[br](laughs) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not eating that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - It tastes good! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't trust wild flowers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What if I just jump back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and fall on my back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh hell no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughing)[br]Chill, chill out. What the fuck 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Why you choking me?[br]Bro you started touching my ass 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - That's crazy bro[br]How much to eat that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh Ill give you-[br]10 dollarrs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, for you to eat that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 youd have to give me 10 racks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how much for you to eat that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, [br]I don't care how much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you wouldnt do it for 5 billion 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Noo 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ni**a Im swallowin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 5 billion Im swallowing[br]that bitch like a meal bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know, some black pepper and salt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're gonna get a disease and die 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 straight deep throat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (heavy breathing) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just realized we're going up the hill 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why're we doing this[br](laughs) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We all brought really good hiking shoes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 too, as you can tell 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm like gasping for air, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've walked up like barely a block 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not all of us are conditioned like you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got hiking for a living 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Man, this is beautiful up here[br]- I told you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you dont move your vehicle[br]you will get a citation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 any cars with a citation will be getting towed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughs)[br]They're calling about our car 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It was at this moment that he knew, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he fucked up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait what're they saying? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We cant park there? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shit I heard towed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 lets go back down! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was gonna tell you to try one of these 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Try one of these?` 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah[br]Am I gonna get sick from this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -no youre not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ive eaten them many of times 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Its right above some doo doo broo 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You wanna do that?[br](laughing) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is. I didnt even see that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Some shit like- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know you can eat those yellow flowers,[br]right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The mustard plant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Oh[br]You want one? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -no thank you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im on mushrooms right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're on mushrooms? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -yessir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How's it going? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -flying high 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's on the magic shrooms 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you cant be stopped there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the sign right in front of you guys 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -thats okay[br]ask the driver right there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't read 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh hes blind too 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you shouldnt be driving then 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He tried to get Lasik and it failed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -no its okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whatever if it well just [br]give you guys a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No balls, you rip the ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I swear to god I will 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 swear to god 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why're you giving us a ticket though, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if we're already by the car? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We were just about to leave 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 its a no stopping zone sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well you're stopped here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im stopped over there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thats your truck right there, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They're allowed to stop here but we can't? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nah he just mad he got the sick back supreme 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 slick back CR7 cut 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't pay for a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 man get off your knees man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro, I can't afford a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 thats weird 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I cant afford a ticket, sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I spent my last two hundred on a hooker 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was acting like a tough guy but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im really not! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just dont want a ticket bro please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, please don't give me a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was acting like a tough guy but Im not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im really a pussy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, don't give us a ticket sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please[br]ROMERO! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you want? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir, imma be homeless 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if I have to pay this ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (fake crying) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 guys get out of the road 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ill move if you dont write the ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't pay for a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please don't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (fake crying) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was acting like a tough guy, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but I'm really not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (fake crying) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm on my knees, sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't give us a ticket! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How much is it gonna be? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ahh! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Fuck 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 its bigger than black and white 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's not expensive though, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uhh $63 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God Damn! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 63? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't afford $63! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 63 is crazy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 63?? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You think I'm Jeff Bezos? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir, I'm saving up for a [br]battle pass on Fortnite 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like I'm not gonna be [br]able to get it now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you expect me to do[br]now that I can't afford a battle pass? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -not buy it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's not an option 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look at Melanie talking to the cops 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She's trying to get us out of this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! Are you takin' his side? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Traitor! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didnt see these signs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, that's what I'm sayin' 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the dont make it clear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean I take it very seriously! I- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I really do [br]I seek to abide by uhh... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the rules 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh but thats not a good idea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it (the sign) was actually pointing the other way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ay ay preach it! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look, y'all got a lot of people [br]mad over here cause of these signs`` 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You can't read the signs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 its not about being mad its just about 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I-I'm Furious! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am enraged right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I understand that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has the audacity to give me a[br]$63 ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when i'm trying to buy a[br]Battle Pass on Fortnite. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you believe it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thinks its a $68 ticket... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're making it worse 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that sign was not facing this direction 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I agree, should we start a petition? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 look at that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dude you're trying to discard the evidence 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The sign was pointed that way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look how many people got tickets 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're all over here protesting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He got a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He got a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He got a ticket 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did they give you a ticket too?[br]- yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is ridiculous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am enraged right now! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am absolutely... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 AHHHHH 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 NO 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 HEY! COME BACK! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 $63? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't really care though,[br]I was just trollin' 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 lofe can I take a picture please? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket[br]or what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? You got a ticket? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah. [br]You gonna pay? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 $63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet [br]on me right now man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright, no picture.[br]- Ah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, I'm just kidding 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you man, nice to meet you.[br]Appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You started crying like aggressively,[br]bro I lost it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cough cough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ah, all this screaming to protest[br]the ticket got me fuckin'... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clears throat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh my god 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cough cough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought he was going to say $200 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 $200? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, that's not that much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But then I just pretended like it was 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I guess we're eating Pho. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How y'all doin'? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you was running down 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the gut that came out he turned around 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he thought you was chasing him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 For real? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I guess we're eating Pho.[br](in slow motion) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What guy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Right there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -almost heart attack 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought somebody was gonna kill me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 thought I was gonna run up his ass bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright, so my boy David Kushner 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 has a concert tonight in LA 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Basically, he reached out to me, [br]a while ago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think it was a year ago[br]or something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just on Instagram,[br]said he likes the videos 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I'm uh, a fan of his music too 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think he's really talented 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know, he's blowing up [br]big time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 over these past few months 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with his new song and uh, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah, I'm really proud of him. So, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I saw that he was gonna be in LA 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I asked him if we could 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 come out to his show,[br]and he said yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So, he put us on the list and, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah, we're about to go in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're going to see David or what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, I love him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when I saw you followed him, I was like... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah he's my homie,[br]He's good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You want Dan to take it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here Im shaking right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dan's shaking too,[br]I don't know why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Yeah nice to meet you, [br]appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're shaking more than her bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dan's hand is like this, [br]Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 um can we get a photo with you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah of course 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can I get one?[br]laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you guys,[br]I really appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just don't get why the fuck[br]it's a big deal to bring a camera in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey I know youre stressed out right now but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I get a photo? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated[br]- Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (both)[br]Thank you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright guys well, [br]I guess they wanna be little 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bleep 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 about the camera so.. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I guess we'll just get the[br]Iphone photos for you guys 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's really the only option here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 david[br]how are you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's good?[br]Nice to meet you guys! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh! Sorry 'bout that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nice to meet you bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 thanks for coming 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of course[br]- Of course 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im so proud of you and your success and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everything it great man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dude, you too 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have to say, David freaking loves you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Every time I make him food, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's like smacks lips 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and he turns on your videos[br]and watches them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im an ipad kid[br]for this guys 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's- He's- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's been watching you forever[br]- Okay I run his YouTube channel 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and like when I go to YouTube 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like his algorithm is just you[br]- He watches you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, I watch you now because [br]of his algorithm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We're all iPad kids[br]watching you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You guys need to do a video together[br]cause this man's a troll 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you knew him in real life 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he is literally the biggest troll[br]you've ever met 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He really is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I could kinda tell you were a [br]little bit of a prankster 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lets go! Proud buffoon![br]I already know this one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Now you're part of the crew, [br]you know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hell yeah[br]- You're part of the crew now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yo that's so fire! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We need to get a picture.[br]Here Brandon, take a picture 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Got it.[br]Let's get the whole crew in there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hell yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im looking forward to watching you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hell yeah, dude[br]thanks for coming you guys 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I appreciate you for supporting, yeah[br]- Of course, yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, that's so awesome. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 David's acting all put together right now[br]but if you saw this man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You gotta get in the zone[br]I don't wanna disrupt your zone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No dude, it's all good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's so nice to meet you guys[br]- Nice to meet you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sing it with me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 singing[br]Hello, Hello. Are you lonely? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright guys, [br]so if you haven't heard about it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you probably have, [br]cause it's been 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 basically national news every night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Taylor Swift is on tour 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's the Era's tour 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tonight she playing her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 second sold out night,[br]here in Minneapolis. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 At beautiful US Bank Stadium. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So I had this idea, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was basicall gonna dress up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as a Kanye fan, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got the whole Kanye gear on here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got Yeezy for President 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ye for President 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I even got the Yeezy foam runners on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you don't know, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Taylor Swift and Kanye have that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 infamous beef with eachother 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but you probably know about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I wanna say, just for the record,[br]I love Taylor Swift 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think she's great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would even consider myself a Swiftie,[br]to be honest 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ya know, I love her music. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So, this is purely a joke. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Y'all going to Taylor Swift? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nah but we wish we could 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Were y'all on Kanye's side[br]on that whole situation, or what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro what happened?[br]Oh, with that microphone and shit? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs[br]Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I get a picture? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You going to the[br]Taylor Swift concert? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, can I get a picture?[br]- No you can't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you're going to Taylor Swift[br]you can't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what if I say Im not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm on Kanye's side in the whole[br]situation, you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs[br]Alright, alright. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 come on let me take one more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in fron of the stadium look 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I take goo pictures Im not even finna lie to yall 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 both[br]Thank you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you so much, I appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey just remember, [br]Beyonce had the best video of all time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, hey, that what he said? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of all time! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He took that mic though,[br]He shouldn't have took the mic 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 aint they. back together? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 kanye and beyonce? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 b**** theyve never been together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Beyonce had the- She had the[br]best video of all time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, she did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, he did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't ever forget it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he did put her on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans[br]just like me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like I just come in looking like this[br]and they just like me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?[br]- Yes it is! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are we able to get some of [br]that Kanye merch? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Guess some what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Some Kanye merch in there? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, that's what they're telling me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's all the merchandise[br]- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanye West? No not him.[br]- Like Yeezy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, not here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know he made that bitch famous right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, I don't care who made who famous. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The only thing they sell is [br]Taylor Swift stuff. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're on Taylor's side in[br]this situation though? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm on nobody's side, [br]I'm with whoever's here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Cause Beyonce had the [br]best video of all time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know that right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't follow Beyonce either,[br]I'm a rock n' roll guy, so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, what band do you like? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My first band I saw was the Beatles. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The Beatles? You respect real music,[br]I appreciate it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Rock n' roll man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Could I get a shot on the news? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Um, not necessarily. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because that's, you're like here for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 some political reason and [br]I am not here to cover a political story 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Political? Political? [br]Nah, I'm just Team Kanye. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know about the whole situation, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I honestly don't so I'm just[br]gonna leave it alone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,[br]you know that right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,[br]I'm just here to cover this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So, you know... [br]You can talk to anybody else. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well it's a big deal because the only[br]reason Taylor Swift is here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is 'cause of Kanye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ok maybe, that's so. [br]I'm not trying to get involved. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you tell me like,[br]what do you like about Taylor Swift? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs[br]What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cause imma be honest, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm more on Kanye's side[br]in the whole situation. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a little, self centered. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,[br]for what he did to Taylor Swift. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well I mean if you make Graduation,[br]you'd be self centered too, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you made Graduation[br]you'd be self centered too. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - No[br]Or College Drop out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like I'd like to see Taylor[br]pump out College Drop out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Everybody's entitled to their own opinion[br]and likes so, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey Im not sure people came here to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 talk to uhh strangers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just feel a weird vibe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So you're definitely not[br]on Kanye's side then. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, we're in a Taylor Swift line. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, but I'm team Kanye. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's cool, that's great. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Taylor couldn't make Graduation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm telling you that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's like Taylor said,[br]she's a fan, but you now, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 kinda disappointed in some of the [br]things he's done. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No but he's a genius though, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And those are probably the most[br]hideous things I've ever seen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me?[br]- Yes, sorry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're disrespecting my Foam Runners? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're disrespecting my like [br]of Taylor Swift 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so how about we just end this conversation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I paid 1,500 bucks for these. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well honey you probably should've bought[br]some pants that are a little 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 more appropriate for $1500 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You mean these beautiful pajama pants? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That are available at Lofestore.com 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you do for a living? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm on unemployment. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I wonder why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How about you go get some 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 normal clothes, and then you can[br]a normal job. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These PJs are the best quality [br]PJs on the market though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's great, good for you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And they're available at lofestore.com 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're not welcome here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and you're harassing people which is illegal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so fuck off! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 BOOOO! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is illegal? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes it is [br]harassing people is illegal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How am I harassing people? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're just mad that Beyonce had the[br]best video of all time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - I think they're filming[br]Just so you know, if we ignore him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have nothing to put on film, so... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get his 15 minutes of fame 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can we take a picture ?? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - No, no, no. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, of course 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love- I love you, I love him![br]I love him so much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mags if you're seeing this, hi! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait show the sign, show the sign! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love Kanye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanye's the best. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love Kanye, bro.[br]Kanye is amazing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love Kanye! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Team Kanye! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Team Kanye, let's go! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you so much! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright thank you, appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Um excuse me, [br]you're harassing me right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you sure I can't just get one shot? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in the news? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need to get my 15 minutes[br]of fame, you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like she said 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's really not why I'm here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm here to do a specific thing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the specific thing then? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cover this event. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To some extent you're apart of the event.[br]But- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey see, that's all we [br]needed to hear right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm a part of the event. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you mad that our camera[br]could beat your camera? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not really, I have that camera myself.[br]-Hey, you don't need to flex on us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or anything. Chill, I was just joking [br]you know? Obviously this camera's like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?[br]Our camera's a light weight 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 lady laughs[br]this guy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -Yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you stop talking to me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel harassed right now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I dont think hes gonna be president 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You don't think he's [br]going to be president? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -No.[br]You're delusional my friend, 2024. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is that the year? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Easy win. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you recording this right now? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's taking thirty pictures per second 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 alright best of luck with your uh [br]your endeavors 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?[br]-yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You believe in me?[br]-go strong 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright, thanks man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me, sir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel like I'm in some hostile territory[br]right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's your problem, I guess 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you think you could go talk to that uh[br]woman over there? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She was being really mean to me.[br]Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't do nothing about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's going on with you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why're you holding up your sign? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cause I'm on team Kanye. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Okay, well...[br]Are you not? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You think Taylor Swift would've been[br]able to make College Dropout? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Stop your filming, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You can't talk to these guys,[br]don't talk to them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't think it was really that serious. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 team kanye[br]I dont really have strong feelings 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for that whole situation either way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But you agree he made her famous, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like you never heard the song, Famous? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im honestly not the person to ask 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im just here for the ride 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got the merch on, so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love Taylor Swift 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like what's so great about [br]her though, you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whats so great about kanye? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She's so talented, I love her lyrics! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanye's a genius.[br]- Yeah... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He made some of the [br]best music of all time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Taylor Swift is just like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she breaks up with someone, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 writes a song, like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how many people [br]can you break up with 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 before you finally decide [br]it's time to go to therapy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 apparently a lot right and like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 its working for her right ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thanks to Kanye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean she's a therapist so- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're a therapist? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So you think you'd be able to help Taylor? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 probably not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You should try 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cause we don't need anymore[br]of her music, you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You gotta fix her so she never[br]releases another song 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know what's great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 about life in general 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't have to do anything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't want to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you like my- Do you like my [br]Foam Runners at least? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh we got the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 big boys coming in now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 over this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rock music playing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey I love your videos man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thanks![br]laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Appreciate it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 my kids follow you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you going to the show or no? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does it look like I'm going? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm on Kanye's side 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on the whole situation, ya know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, I don't even know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 its a good even though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you should come out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel like they'd castrate me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if I tried to walk in there, you know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I turned all the Taylor Swift [br]fans on me already 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I actually like Taylor Swift, though[br]- Yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like, I like her music 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Here you go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hold that for the picture. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 thanks man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, of course 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did she force you to go, or what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, I didn't even go.[br]- We're not going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, you're not going?[br]- We're just checking it out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's what I like to hear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I already went 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh you went?[br]- Yeah, in Chicago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because my friends sugar [br]daddy got us tickets. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Really?[br]- Yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, you know that like,[br]Kanye made her famous, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who the fuck cares? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanye is owed his credit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I made yall a bracelet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What does it say? "Fuck you"? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she spelt it wrong though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What a hero she is, man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 STOP BUGGING US! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - You guys cannot be over here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet[br]but she spelt it wrong 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It spells "Fuck Kanye" though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How is that even possible? [br]It's nine letters 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's nine letters 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is- It's not even close 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You put a 'Z' in there. What part of [br]"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you guys deaf or hard of hearing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's- he's deaf 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's deaf 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -I'm asking you to move please. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And that's very offensive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -Please move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Youre offensive! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 unless you guys have a bracelet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is private property 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, no. I have a bracelet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, no. Um, it's for media 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you want me to like, [br]update the bracelet for you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so it's spelled right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no thats for you[br]peace and love 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're on team Kanye, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know Kanye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor [br]make Graduation, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like, there's no chance. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whats graduation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You've never heard of- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had a dream I could [br]buy my way to heaven 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh by Kanye?[br]-yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like, you think Taylor could [br]make something like that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 those are different genres right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All she does is get broken up [br]with and then write an album about it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like, how many times can you do that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How many times can you do [br]that before you start to think 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"[br]you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im the problem its me right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's the only good song she has. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you think kanye's gonna run? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, he's gonna win too[br]-is he? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, I'm voting for him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's an interesting guy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's a genius 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because he keeps it real right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, he keeps it real 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know he said that McDonald's[br]is his favorite restaurant? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love mcdonalds 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I do too, that's what I'm sayin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He speaks for the average American[br]person, you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll get a happy mean right now if I could 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal[br]right now, you know what I'm sayin'? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You wanna get a Happy Meal with me[br]right after work? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 burger or nuggets? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Burger, all day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You trying to get a Happy Meal[br]with me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 after you get off work or what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you wanna be here around 2 am 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, I'll be here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll come back specifically for that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, this is atrocious spelling though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how she spelled "fuck" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And that's how she spelled "Kanye".[br]A Z Y 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I get it if you're one letter [br]off or something bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but this is absolutely horrendous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is private property you cant be filming 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need to go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He just told us we could stay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He said "on the sidewalk",[br]not on here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is private property 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you guys are allowed to record theres no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean this is a public space 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you make sure I [br]look good in this pose? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we need to send this over to the police department 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hold on, hold on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get the sign in it, get the sign in it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you get off filming children huh? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nobody's filming children 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Make sure you put it on Youtube 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You get off on being a [br]bootleg ass security guard 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that doesn't have any power or what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 OH I HAVE POWER! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You want me to show you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh you have power?[br]You have power? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah I do 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You gonna arrest me for leaving? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can do it if you keep trespassing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't think you can arrest anyone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah I can 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're not a cop 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I respect the hustle man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that was funny actually 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did someone piss in that guys cheerios 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this morning or something? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Cause he knows he can't [br]arrest anyone, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He just said- He just said he can though [br]-nah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 isnt it illegal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so the kanye sign I gotta ask 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is it from the award ceremony? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, you know the whole situation, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're team Kanye, right? I can tell 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Other than this, how's your day goin'? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My day was going great until [br]that guy escalated it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no need 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's like "You get off filming [br]small children, or what?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's trying to make us look like[br]pedphiles 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, exactly 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions[br]to take the gun away from that guy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'cause I don't trust him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we'll talk to him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He seems like he's one thing [br]away from having a power trip 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and just like, lighting someone [br]up on the sidewalk 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah, we don't need that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, we don't need that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is there anything else you [br]guys need at all? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Or are you guys good?[br]- Um.. Nah, I'm good. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright, well you guys have a great day! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 KANYE WEST SUCKS! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro that actually pissed me off though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like I don't usually get mad, especially[br]when we're doing the prank 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but like, he's tryin' to like[br]play that card 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like "you get off filming[br]small children, huh?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know I might've been a [br]little harsh on him but bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's like the one thing that[br]like, I don't fuck with 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is like, that type of shit, so I'm not[br]havin' him over here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 accusing us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of basically being a pedophile. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bro I'm not fuckin' having that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So if I gotta say some harsh [br]words back to him, so be it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And he's trying to act [br]like he's so powerful 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Like oh you wanna [br]bet I can't arrest you?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 please explain your platform to me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just on team Kanye bro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know, at like the awards ceremony 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Beyonce had the best video of all time" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would [br]not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't believe that by any stretch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you mean? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She's super talented 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't think so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They're two different genres 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He was right to say what he said, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but I don't think it's a [br]"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Im just sayin' like, how many times [br]are you going to get broken up with 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and write a song about it before you[br]acknowledge the fact that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you might be the problem 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Until you stop getting paid for it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is an art industry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I get it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree[br]that he sometimes can be batshit crazy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, absolutely not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The beacon of light that I [br]follow, you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like Kanye is like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anything Kanye says, I agree with. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hate Kool-Aid though. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanye is a freaking rap god, [br]I will give you that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can pull his album up, and [br]I can guarantee you- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got some 'Ye in there? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm goin' straight Youtube. [br]I'm old-schooled man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I guarantee you, one of the [br]first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hold on. I got an Android so [br]my shit is slow as fuck. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How are you guys doin'?[br]-Oh, I'm sorry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Hi! How are you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Homecoming 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's a great song too. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I respect your opinion though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You kinda changed my perspective a little bit [br]ya know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I mean they are all artists 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's talent and its all about making money 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Absolutley 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We literally love you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you I appreciate it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was like no way its LOFE 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That guy was speaking some wisdom to me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I heard, I heard 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh my gosh, can we get a picture? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah if you hold the sign you can 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would love to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 gotta get the swifties on Team Kanye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so like you dont have tickets you just 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nah, nah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I actually like Taylor Swift alot though too 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought about going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's your favorite song 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh man [br]Enchanted probably. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh my god 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Its a great song 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's your channel on youtube? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh Kanye West Lover 420 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 playing kanye music