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I feel like this wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses the worst
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew,
you know,
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everybody wears
sunglasses, like a band
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a band
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like a rock
band
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oh I thought you meant
like a band
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like a
thousand dollar sunglasses
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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No
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I dont know this park
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I've been here like twice
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you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
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Yeah
laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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hell nah
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you ask if I can climb trees
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excuse me
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laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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You asked if I can climb trees
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Thats easy
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What do you mean it's easy?
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That shit is easy as fuck
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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Thats a real monkey
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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You got your sweater dirty
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Yeah, I know
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You ever play the license plate game
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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Just wonderin what this was
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Were doing like a movie screening
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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What does that mean
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well we're screening
a movie
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we cant have anybody
filming over here
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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laughs
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's
a banana.
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- or you can go.
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil
conversation with him
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this is the boss
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so you gotta listen
to her
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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yeah I can
shes the boss
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Do you have any food
I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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Can we just get some like waster or something
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two minutes
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two minutes and we get water?
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no no no
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two minutes for you to leave
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before I call the park services
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does park service have guns?
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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I dont know them
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- What the fuck?`
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Im not with them
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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singing
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Nirvana?
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you he look like one of them n**gas
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laughs
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looks good
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do I look good
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg damn near went numb
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laughing really?
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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I feel like karate kid
damn
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Okay chill, chill, ay bro
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you got pointy bones bruh
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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these rangers suck dick
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
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youre fucking insane
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I can barely carry myself
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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What if I just jump back
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and fall on my back
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
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uh Ill give you-
10 dollarrs
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No, for you to eat that
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youd have to give me 10 racks
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how much for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
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you wouldnt do it for 5 billion
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Noo
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ni**a Im swallowin
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5 billion Im swallowing
that bitch like a meal bro
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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straight deep throat
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this
(laughs)
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We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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I got hiking for a living
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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
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if you dont move your vehicle
you will get a citation
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any cars with a citation will be getting towed
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(laughs)
They're calling about our car
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It was at this moment that he knew,
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he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
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We cant park there?
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Shit I heard towed
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lets go back down!
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I was gonna tell you to try one of these
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Try one of these?`
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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
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-no youre not
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Ive eaten them many of times
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Its right above some doo doo broo
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You wanna do that?
(laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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Some shit like-
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
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-sorry
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The mustard plant
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- Oh
You want one?
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-no thank you
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Im on mushrooms right now
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You're on mushrooms?
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-yessir
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How's it going?
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-flying high
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He's on the magic shrooms
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you cant be stopped there
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the sign right in front of you guys
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
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-thats okay
ask the driver right there
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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you shouldnt be driving then
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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-no its okay
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whatever if it well just
give you guys a ticket
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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I swear to god I will
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You will?
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swear to god
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
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if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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its a no stopping zone sir
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Well you're stopped here
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Im stopped over there
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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nah he just mad he got the sick back supreme
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slick back CR7 cut
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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man get off your knees man
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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thats weird
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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I was acting like a tough guy but
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Im really not!
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I just dont want a ticket bro please
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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I was acting like a tough guy but Im not
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Im really a pussy
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
ROMERO!
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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guys get out of the road
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Ill move if you dont write the ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please don't
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
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How much is it gonna be?
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Ahh!
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Fuck
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Please!
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its bigger than black and white
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It's not expensive though, right?
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uhh $63
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God Damn!
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63?
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I can't afford $63!
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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
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63 is crazy
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63??
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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
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Sir, I'm saving up for a
battle pass on Fortnite
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Like I'm not gonna be
able to get it now
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What do you expect me to do
now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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-not buy it
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That's not an option
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Look at Melanie talking to the cops
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
She's trying to get us out of this.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey! Are you takin' his side?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Traitor!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I didnt see these signs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
the dont make it clear
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I mean I take it very seriously! I-
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I really do
I seek to abide by uhh...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
the rules
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
oh but thats not a good idea
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
it (the sign) was actually pointing the other way
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
ay ay preach it!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Look, y'all got a lot of people
mad over here cause of these signs``
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You can't read the signs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
its not about being mad its just about
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I-I'm Furious!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I am enraged right now
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I understand that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He has the audacity to give me a
$63 ticket
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
when i'm trying to buy a
Battle Pass on Fortnite.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you believe it?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I thinks its a $68 ticket...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're making it worse
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
that sign was not facing this direction
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I agree, should we start a petition?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
look at that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
The sign was pointed that way
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Look how many people got tickets
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
they're all over here protesting
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He got a ticket
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He got a ticket
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He got a ticket
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Did they give you a ticket too?
- yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
This is ridiculous
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I am enraged right now!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I am absolutely...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
AHHHHH
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
NO
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
HEY! COME BACK!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
$63?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't really care though,
I was just trollin'
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
lofe can I take a picture please?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket
or what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What? You got a ticket?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah.
You gonna pay?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet
on me right now man
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright, no picture.
- Ah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, I'm just kidding
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You started crying like aggressively,
bro I lost it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
cough cough
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ah, all this screaming to protest
the ticket got me fuckin'...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
clears throat
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh my god
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
cough cough
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I thought he was going to say $200
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
$200?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh, that's not that much
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
But then I just pretended like it was
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I guess we're eating Pho.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How y'all doin'?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
when you was running down
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
the gut that came out he turned around
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he thought you was chasing him
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
For real?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I guess we're eating Pho.
(in slow motion)
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What guy?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Right there
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughing
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughing
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-almost heart attack
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I thought somebody was gonna kill me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
thought I was gonna run up his ass bro
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
has a concert tonight in LA
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Basically, he reached out to me,
a while ago
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I think it was a year ago
or something
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Just on Instagram,
said he likes the videos
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I think he's really talented
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know, he's blowing up
big time
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
over these past few months
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
with his new song and uh,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I saw that he was gonna be in LA
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and I asked him if we could
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
come out to his show,
and he said yeah.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So, he put us on the list and,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
yeah, we're about to go in
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're going to see David or what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, I love him
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah he's my homie,
He's good
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You want Dan to take it?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
here Im shaking right now
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Dan's shaking too,
I don't know why
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- Yeah nice to meet you,
appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're shaking more than her bro
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Dan's hand is like this,
Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
um can we get a photo with you?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah of course
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can I get one?
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, yeah, yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you guys,
I really appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I just don't get why the fuck
it's a big deal to bring a camera in
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
hey I know youre stressed out right now but
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
can I get a photo?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated
- Yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
(both)
Thank you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright guys well,
I guess they wanna be little
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
bleep
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
about the camera so..
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I guess we'll just get the
Iphone photos for you guys
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's really the only option here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
david
how are you?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What's good?
Nice to meet you guys!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Nice to meet you bro
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
thanks for coming
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Of course
- Of course
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Im so proud of you and your success and
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
everything it great man
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Dude, you too
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I have to say, David freaking loves you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Every time I make him food,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he's like smacks lips
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and he turns on your videos
and watches them
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Im an ipad kid
for this guys
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's- He's-
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's been watching you forever
- Okay I run his YouTube channel
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and like when I go to YouTube
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like his algorithm is just you
- He watches you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, I watch you now because
of his algorithm
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
We're all iPad kids
watching you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You guys need to do a video together
cause this man's a troll
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you knew him in real life
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he is literally the biggest troll
you've ever met
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He really is
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I could kinda tell you were a
little bit of a prankster
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Lets go! Proud buffoon!
I already know this one
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- Now you're part of the crew,
you know
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hell yeah
- You're part of the crew now
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yo that's so fire!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
We need to get a picture.
Here Brandon, take a picture
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Got it.
Let's get the whole crew in there.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hell yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Im looking forward to watching you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hell yeah, dude
thanks for coming you guys
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah
- Of course, yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, that's so awesome.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
David's acting all put together right now
but if you saw this man
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You gotta get in the zone
I don't wanna disrupt your zone
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No dude, it's all good
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
It's so nice to meet you guys
- Nice to meet you!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Sing it with me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
singing
Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright guys,
so if you haven't heard about it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you probably have,
cause it's been
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
basically national news every night
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor Swift is on tour
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
it's the Era's tour
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Tonight she playing her
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
second sold out night,
here in Minneapolis.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So I had this idea,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I was basicall gonna dress up
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
as a Kanye fan,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I got Yeezy for President
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ye for President
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you don't know,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
infamous beef with eachother
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
but you probably know about it.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I wanna say, just for the record,
I love Taylor Swift
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I think she's great
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,
to be honest
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ya know, I love her music.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So, this is purely a joke.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
nah but we wish we could
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Were y'all on Kanye's side
on that whole situation, or what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Bro what happened?
Oh, with that microphone and shit?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
Yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
can I get a picture?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You going to the
Taylor Swift concert?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, can I get a picture?
- No you can't
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
if you're going to Taylor Swift
you can't
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
what if I say Im not
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole
situation, you know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
Alright, alright.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
come on let me take one more
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
in fron of the stadium look
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I take goo pictures Im not even finna lie to yall
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
both
Thank you!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey, hey, that what he said?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Of all time!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He took that mic though,
He shouldn't have took the mic
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
aint they. back together?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
kanye and beyonce?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
b**** theyve never been together
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Beyonce had the- She had the
best video of all time
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, she did
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, he did
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Don't ever forget it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he did put her on
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
just like me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like I just come in looking like this
and they just like me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
- Yes it is!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are we able to get some of
that Kanye merch?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Guess some what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Some Kanye merch in there?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
that's all the merchandise
- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye West? No not him.
- Like Yeezy?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, not here.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know he made that bitch famous right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
The only thing they sell is
Taylor Swift stuff.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're on Taylor's side in
this situation though?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm on nobody's side,
I'm with whoever's here.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
'Cause Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know that right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't follow Beyonce either,
I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh, what band do you like?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
The Beatles? You respect real music,
I appreciate it.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Rock n' roll man.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Could I get a shot on the news?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Um, not necessarily.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Why?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Because that's, you're like here for
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
some political reason and
I am not here to cover a political story
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Political? Political?
Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know about the whole situation, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I honestly don't so I'm just
gonna leave it alone.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,
you know that right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So, you know...
You can talk to anybody else.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well it's a big deal because the only
reason Taylor Swift is here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
is 'cause of Kanye
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Ok maybe, that's so.
I'm not trying to get involved.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
What?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Cause imma be honest,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm more on Kanye's side
in the whole situation.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
a little, self centered.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you made Graduation
you'd be self centered too.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- No
Or College Drop out.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like I'd like to see Taylor
pump out College Drop out
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
hey Im not sure people came here to
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
talk to uhh strangers
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I just feel a weird vibe
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So you're definitely not
on Kanye's side then.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, but I'm team Kanye.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's cool, that's great.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm telling you that.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but you now,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
kinda disappointed in some of the
things he's done.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No but he's a genius though, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Excuse me?
- Yes, sorry.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're disrespecting my like
of Taylor Swift
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
so how about we just end this conversation
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
more appropriate for $1500
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That are available at Lofestore.com
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What do you do for a living?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm on unemployment.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I wonder why
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How about you go get some
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
normal clothes, and then you can
a normal job.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's great, good for you!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And they're available at lofestore.com
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you're not welcome here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and you're harassing people which is illegal
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
so fuck off!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
BOOOO!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
This is illegal?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
yes it is
harassing people is illegal
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How am I harassing people?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- I think they're filming
Just so you know, if we ignore him
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
They have nothing to put on film, so...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
get his 15 minutes of fame
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
can we take a picture ??
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- No, no, no.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, of course
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love- I love you, I love him!
I love him so much
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Kanye
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye's the best.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Kanye, bro.
Kanye is amazing.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Kanye!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Team Kanye!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Team Kanye, let's go!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you so much!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright thank you, appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Um excuse me,
you're harassing me right now
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
in the news?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, you know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like she said
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's really not why I'm here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm here to do a specific thing.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What's the specific thing then?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Cover this event.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
To some extent you're apart of the event.
But-
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hey see, that's all we
needed to hear right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm a part of the event.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Are you mad that our camera
could beat your camera?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Not really, I have that camera myself.
-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
or anything. Chill, I was just joking
you know? Obviously this camera's like
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Our camera's a light weight
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
lady laughs
this guy
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-Yeah.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you stop talking to me?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I feel harassed right now.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I dont think hes gonna be president
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You don't think he's
going to be president?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-No.
You're delusional my friend, 2024.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
is that the year?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Easy win.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
are you recording this right now?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's taking thirty pictures per second
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
alright best of luck with your uh
your endeavors
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
-yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You believe in me?
-go strong
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright, thanks man.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Excuse me, sir
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's your problem, I guess
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Do you think you could go talk to that uh
woman over there?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I can't do nothing about it.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What's going on with you?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Why're you holding up your sign?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- Okay, well...
Are you not?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't know.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Stop your filming,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You can't talk to these guys,
don't talk to them.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't think it was really that serious.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
team kanye
I dont really have strong feelings
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
for that whole situation either way
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
But you agree he made her famous, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Im honestly not the person to ask
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Im just here for the ride
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You got the merch on, so
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love Taylor Swift
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like what's so great about
her though, you know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Whats so great about kanye?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye's a genius.
- Yeah...
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He made some of the
best music of all time.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Taylor Swift is just like
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
she breaks up with someone,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
writes a song, like,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
how many people
can you break up with
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
before you finally decide
it's time to go to therapy
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
apparently a lot right and like
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
its working for her right ?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thanks to Kanye
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I mean she's a therapist so-
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're a therapist?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
probably not
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You should try
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
cause we don't need anymore
of her music, you know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You gotta fix her so she never
releases another song
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know what's great
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
about life in general
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you don't have to do anything
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you don't want to
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Do you like my- Do you like my
Foam Runners at least?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh we got the
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
big boys coming in now
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
over this
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
rock music playing
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
hey I love your videos man
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thanks!
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Appreciate it.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
my kids follow you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you going to the show or no?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Does it look like I'm going?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm on Kanye's side
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
on the whole situation, ya know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well, I don't even know
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
its a good even though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you should come out
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I feel like they'd castrate me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
if I tried to walk in there, you know
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I turned all the Taylor Swift
fans on me already
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I actually like Taylor Swift, though
- Yeah.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like, I like her music
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Here you go.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hold that for the picture.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
thanks man
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, of course
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Did she force you to go, or what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, I didn't even go.
- We're not going
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh, you're not going?
- We're just checking it out.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's what I like to hear
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I already went
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh you went?
- Yeah, in Chicago
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Why?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Because my friends sugar
daddy got us tickets.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Really?
- Yeah.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well, you know that like,
Kanye made her famous, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Who the fuck cares?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I do.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye is owed his credit.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I made yall a bracelet
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What does it say? "Fuck you"?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
she spelt it wrong though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What a hero she is, man.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Excuse me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Excuse me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
STOP BUGGING US!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- You guys cannot be over here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet
but she spelt it wrong
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
It spells "Fuck Kanye" though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How is that even possible?
It's nine letters
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
It's nine letters
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
This is- It's not even close
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You put a 'Z' in there. What part of
"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
are you guys deaf or hard of hearing?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's- he's deaf
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's deaf
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-I'm asking you to move please.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And that's very offensive
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-Please move.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Youre offensive!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
unless you guys have a bracelet
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
this is private property
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well, no. Um, it's for media
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Do you want me to like,
update the bracelet for you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
so it's spelled right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
no thats for you
peace and love
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're on team Kanye, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I know Kanye
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor
make Graduation, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like, there's no chance.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
whats graduation
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You've never heard of-
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I had a dream I could
buy my way to heaven
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
oh by Kanye?
-yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like, you think Taylor could
make something like that?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
those are different genres right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
All she does is get broken up
with and then write an album about it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like, how many times can you do that?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
How many times can you do
that before you start to think
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"
you know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Im the problem its me right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's the only good song she has.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you think kanye's gonna run?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, he's gonna win too
-is he?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, I'm voting for him
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he's an interesting guy
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's a genius
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
because he keeps it real right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, he keeps it real
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You know he said that McDonald's
is his favorite restaurant?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I love mcdonalds
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I do too, that's what I'm sayin
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He speaks for the average American
person, you know?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'll get a happy mean right now if I could
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal
right now, you know what I'm sayin'?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You wanna get a Happy Meal with me
right after work?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
burger or nuggets?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Burger, all day
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You trying to get a Happy Meal
with me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
after you get off work or what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
If you wanna be here around 2 am
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh, I'll be here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'll come back specifically for that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That's how she spelled "fuck"
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And that's how she spelled "Kanye".
A Z Y
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I get it if you're one letter
off or something bro
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
but this is absolutely horrendous
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
this is private property you cant be filming
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you need to go
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He just told us we could stay
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He said "on the sidewalk",
not on here
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
This is private property
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you guys are allowed to record theres no
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I mean this is a public space
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you make sure I
look good in this pose?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
we need to send this over to the police department
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Hold on, hold on
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
you get off filming children huh?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Nobody's filming children
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Make sure you put it on Youtube
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You get off on being a
bootleg ass security guard
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
that doesn't have any power or what?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
OH I HAVE POWER!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You want me to show you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh you have power?
You have power?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah I do
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You gonna arrest me for leaving?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I can do it if you keep trespassing
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I don't think you can arrest anyone
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah I can
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're not a cop
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I respect the hustle man
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
that was funny actually
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
did someone piss in that guys cheerios
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
this morning or something?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
'Cause he knows he can't
arrest anyone, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-yeah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He just said- He just said he can though
-nah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
isnt it illegal
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
so the kanye sign I gotta ask
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
is it from the award ceremony?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Other than this, how's your day goin'?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
My day was going great until
that guy escalated it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
there's no need
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He's like "You get off filming
small children, or what?"
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
he's trying to make us look like
pedphiles
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, exactly
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions
to take the gun away from that guy
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
'cause I don't trust him
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
we'll talk to him
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He seems like he's one thing
away from having a power trip
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
and just like, lighting someone
up on the sidewalk
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
yeah, we don't need that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah, we don't need that
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Is there anything else you
guys need at all?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Or are you guys good?
- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Alright, well you guys have a great day!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
KANYE WEST SUCKS!
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Bro that actually pissed me off though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Like I don't usually get mad, especially
when we're doing the prank
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
but like, he's tryin' to like
play that card
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
like "you get off filming
small children, huh?"
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I know I might've been a
little harsh on him but bro
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that's like the one thing that
like, I don't fuck with
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is like, that type of shit, so I'm not
havin' him over here
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accusing us
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of basically being a pedophile.
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Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
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So if I gotta say some harsh
words back to him, so be it.
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And he's trying to act
like he's so powerful
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"Like oh you wanna
bet I can't arrest you?"
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please explain your platform to me
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I'm just on team Kanye bro
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You know, at like the awards ceremony
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"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
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Yeah
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If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would
not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
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I don't believe that by any stretch
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What do you mean?
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She's super talented
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I don't think so
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Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
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They're two different genres
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
He was right to say what he said,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
but I don't think it's a
"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
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Im just sayin' like, how many times
are you going to get broken up with
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and write a song about it before you
acknowledge the fact that
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you might be the problem
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughs
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Until you stop getting paid for it
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This is an art industry
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I get it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree
that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
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Oh, absolutely not
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Well-
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Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
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The beacon of light that I
follow, you know?
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Like Kanye is like,
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
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Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I hate Kool-Aid though.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Kanye is a freaking rap god,
I will give you that.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I can pull his album up, and
I can guarantee you-
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You got some 'Ye in there?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I'm goin' straight Youtube.
I'm old-schooled man
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But I guarantee you, one of the
first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
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Hold on. I got an Android so
my shit is slow as fuck.
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How are you guys doin'?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
- Hi! How are you?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Good
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Homecoming
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That's a great song too.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I respect your opinion though
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
You kinda changed my perspective a little bit
ya know
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
well I mean they are all artists
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
It's talent and its all about making money
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Absolutley
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We literally love you
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Thank you I appreciate it
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I was like no way its LOFE
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
That guy was speaking some wisdom to me
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I heard, I heard
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh my gosh, can we get a picture?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Yeah if you hold the sign you can
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I would love to
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
laughing
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
gotta get the swifties on Team Kanye
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
so like you dont have tickets you just
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nah, nah
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I actually like Taylor Swift alot though too
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
-right
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
I thought about going
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What's your favorite song
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh man
Enchanted probably.
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh my god
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Its a great song
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
What's your channel on youtube?
99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999
Oh Kanye West Lover 420
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playing kanye music