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I feel like the wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses the worst
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew, [br]you know,
0:00:30.492,0:00:31.659
everybody wears [br]sunglasses, like a band
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a band
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like a rock [br]band
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oh I thought you meant [br]like a band [br]
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like a [br]thousand dollar sunglasses
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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No
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I dont know this park
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I've been here like twice
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you've been here twice,[br]but you don't know it?
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Yeah[br]laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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hell nah
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you ask if I can climb trees
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excuse me
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laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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You asked if I can climb trees
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Thats easy
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What do you mean it's easy?
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That shit is easy as fuck
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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Thats a real monkey
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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You got your sweater dirty
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Yeah, I know
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You ever play the license plate game
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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Just wonderin what this was
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Were doing like a movie screening
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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What does that mean
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well we're screening [br]a movie
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we cant have anybody[br]filming over here
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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laughs
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's [br]a banana.
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- or you can go.
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil[br]conversation with him
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this is the boss
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so you gotta listen[br]to her
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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yeah I can[br]shes the boss
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Do you have any food[br]I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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Can we just get some like waster or something
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two minutes
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two minutes and we get water?
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no no no
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two minutes for you to leave
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before I call the park services
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does park service have guns?
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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I dont know them
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- What the fuck?`
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Im not with them
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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singing
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Nirvana?
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you he look like one of them n**gas
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laughs
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looks good
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do I look good
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg damn near went numb
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laughing really?
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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I feel like karate kid[br]damn
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Okay chill, chill, ay bro
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you got pointy bones bruh
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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these rangers suck dick
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,[br]I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me[br]up the trail on your back too
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youre fucking insane
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I can barely carry myself
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun[br](laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that[br]way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..[br](laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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What if I just jump back
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and fall on my back
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)[br]Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?[br]Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro[br]How much to eat that?
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uh Ill give you-[br]10 dollarrs
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No, for you to eat that
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youd have to give me 10 racks
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how much for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, [br]I don't care how much
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you wouldnt do it for 5 billion
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Noo
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ni**a Im swallowin
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5 billion Im swallowing[br]that bitch like a meal bro
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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straight deep throat
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
0:04:32.426,0:04:32.859
Why're we doing this[br](laughs)
0:04:32.859,0:04:34.708
We all brought really good hiking shoes
0:04:34.708,0:04:35.992
too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
0:04:38.326,0:04:40.075
I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
0:04:42.591,0:04:44.527
I got hiking for a living
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Man, this is beautiful up here[br]- I told you
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if you dont move your vehicle[br]you will get a citation
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any cars with a citation will be getting towed
0:04:53.777,0:04:55.477
(laughs)[br]They're calling about our car
0:04:55.477,0:04:58.308
It was at this moment that he knew,
0:04:58.308,0:04:59.741
he fucked up
0:04:59.741,0:05:01.094
Wait what're they saying?
0:05:01.094,0:05:02.377
We cant park there?
0:05:02.377,0:05:03.543
Shit I heard towed
0:05:03.543,0:05:04.910
lets go back down!
0:05:04.910,0:05:06.658
I was gonna tell you to try one of these
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Try one of these?`
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- Yeah[br]Am I gonna get sick from this?
0:05:09.044,0:05:10.511
-no youre not
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Ive eaten them many of times
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Its right above some doo doo broo
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You wanna do that?[br](laughing)
0:05:14.477,0:05:16.127
It is. I didnt even see that
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Some shit like-
0:05:17.310,0:05:19.712
You know you can eat those yellow flowers,[br]right?
0:05:19.712,0:05:20.193
-sorry
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The mustard plant
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- Oh[br]You want one?
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-no thank you
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Im on mushrooms right now
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You're on mushrooms?
0:05:26.094,0:05:27.091
-yessir
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How's it going?
0:05:28.411,0:05:29.177
-flying high
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He's on the magic shrooms
0:05:30.158,0:05:31.078
you cant be stopped there
0:05:31.078,0:05:32.294
the sign right in front of you guys
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
0:05:33.727,0:05:34.994
-thats okay[br]ask the driver right there
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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you shouldnt be driving then
0:05:39.244,0:05:40.311
He tried to get Lasik and it failed
0:05:40.311,0:05:40.892
-no its okay
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whatever if it well just [br]give you guys a ticket
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No balls, you rip the ticket
0:05:43.361,0:05:44.275
I swear to god I will
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You will?
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swear to god
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
0:05:47.143,0:05:48.243
if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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its a no stopping zone sir
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Well you're stopped here
0:05:51.076,0:05:52.727
Im stopped over there
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Thats your truck right there, right?
0:05:54.144,0:05:55.528
They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
0:05:55.528,0:05:57.012
nah he just mad he got the sick back supreme
0:05:57.012,0:05:58.527
slick back CR7 cut
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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man get off your knees man
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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thats weird
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
0:06:12.961,0:06:13.861
I was acting like a tough guy but
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Im really not!
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I just dont want a ticket bro please
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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I was acting like a tough guy but Im not
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Im really a pussy
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please[br]ROMERO!
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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guys get out of the road
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Ill move if you dont write the ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please don't
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
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How much is it gonna be?
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Ahh!
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Fuck
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Please!
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its bigger than black and white
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It's not expensive though, right?
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uhh $63
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God Damn!
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63?
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I can't afford $63!
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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
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63 is crazy
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63??
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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
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Sir, I'm saving up for a [br]battle pass on Fortnite
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Like I'm not gonna be [br]able to get it now
0:07:37.743,0:07:39.493
What do you expect me to do[br]now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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-not buy it
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That's not an option
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Look at Melanie talking to the cops
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She's trying to get us out of this.
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Hey! Are you takin' his side?
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Traitor!
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I didnt see these signs
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Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
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the dont make it clear
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I mean I take it very seriously! I-
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I really do [br]I seek to abide by uhh...
0:07:56.545,0:07:57.544
the rules
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oh but thats not a good idea
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it (the sign) was actually pointing the other way
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ay ay preach it!
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Look, y'all got a lot of people [br]mad over here cause of these signs``
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You can't read the signs
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its not about being mad its just about
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I-I'm Furious!
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I am enraged right now
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I understand that
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He has the audacity to give me a[br]$63 ticket
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when i'm trying to buy a[br]Battle Pass on Fortnite.
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Can you believe it?
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I thinks its a $68 ticket...
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You're making it worse
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that sign was not facing this direction
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I agree, should we start a petition?
0:08:29.744,0:08:30.475
look at that
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Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
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The sign was pointed that way
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Look how many people got tickets
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they're all over here protesting
0:08:37.109,0:08:37.958
He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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Did they give you a ticket too?[br]- yeah
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This is ridiculous
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I am enraged right now!
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I am absolutely...
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AHHHHH
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NO
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HEY! COME BACK!
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$63?
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I don't really care though,[br]I was just trollin'
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lofe can I take a picture please?
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Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket[br]or what?
0:08:58.178,0:08:59.161
What? You got a ticket?
0:08:59.161,0:09:00.210
Yeah. [br]You gonna pay?
0:09:00.210,0:09:01.711
$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet [br]on me right now man
0:09:01.711,0:09:03.611
Alright, no picture.[br]- Ah
0:09:03.611,0:09:04.760
No, I'm just kidding
0:09:04.760,0:09:05.427
Thank you man, nice to meet you.[br]Appreciate it
0:09:05.427,0:09:09.095
You started crying like aggressively,[br]bro I lost it
0:09:09.095,0:09:10.195
cough cough
0:09:10.195,0:09:14.826
Ah, all this screaming to protest[br]the ticket got me fuckin'...
0:09:14.826,0:09:16.544
clears throat
0:09:16.544,0:09:17.444
Oh my god
0:09:17.444,0:09:18.211
cough cough
0:09:18.211,0:09:19.443
I thought he was going to say $200
0:09:19.443,0:09:20.558
$200?
0:09:20.558,0:09:22.377
Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
0:09:22.377,0:09:23.343
Oh, that's not that much
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But then I just pretended like it was
0:09:24.859,0:09:26.109
I guess we're eating Pho.
0:09:26.109,0:09:27.692
How y'all doin'?
0:09:27.692,0:09:29.678
when you was running down
0:09:29.678,0:09:30.329
the gut that came out he turned around
0:09:30.329,0:09:31.793
he thought you was chasing him
0:09:31.793,0:09:34.361
For real?
0:09:34.361,0:09:35.944
I guess we're eating Pho.[br](in slow motion)
0:09:35.944,0:09:36.612
What guy?
0:09:36.612,0:09:37.744
Right there
0:09:37.744,0:09:38.778
laughing
0:09:38.778,0:09:39.694
laughing
0:09:39.694,0:09:40.794
-almost heart attack
0:09:40.794,0:09:42.027
I thought somebody was gonna kill me
0:09:42.027,0:09:43.375
thought I was gonna run up his ass bro
0:09:43.375,0:09:52.143
Alright, so my boy David Kushner
0:09:52.143,0:09:53.828
has a concert tonight in LA
0:09:53.828,0:09:55.411
Basically, he reached out to me, [br]a while ago
0:09:55.411,0:09:57.878
I think it was a year ago[br]or something
0:09:57.878,0:09:58.978
Just on Instagram,[br]said he likes the videos
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And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
0:10:01.758,0:10:03.477
I think he's really talented
0:10:03.477,0:10:05.444
You know, he's blowing up [br]big time
0:10:05.444,0:10:06.928
over these past few months
0:10:06.928,0:10:08.177
with his new song and uh,
0:10:08.177,0:10:09.460
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
0:10:09.460,0:10:10.976
I saw that he was gonna be in LA
0:10:10.976,0:10:12.228
and I asked him if we could
0:10:12.228,0:10:13.894
come out to his show,[br]and he said yeah.
0:10:13.894,0:10:14.659
So, he put us on the list and,
0:10:14.659,0:10:15.858
yeah, we're about to go in
0:10:15.858,0:10:17.396
You're going to see David or what?
0:10:17.396,0:10:18.828
Yeah, I love him
0:10:18.828,0:10:20.461
when I saw you followed him, I was like...
0:10:20.461,0:10:22.926
Yeah he's my homie,[br]He's good
0:10:22.926,0:10:24.109
You want Dan to take it?
0:10:24.109,0:10:24.811
Yeah
0:10:24.811,0:10:25.611
here Im shaking right now
0:10:25.611,0:10:27.312
Dan's shaking too,[br]I don't know why
0:10:27.312,0:10:28.411
Thank you!
0:10:28.411,0:10:29.512
- Yeah nice to meet you, [br]appreciate it
0:10:29.512,0:10:30.895
You're shaking more than her bro
0:10:30.895,0:10:33.610
Dan's hand is like this, [br]Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
0:10:33.610,0:10:35.744
um can we get a photo with you?
0:10:35.744,0:10:36.709
Yeah of course
0:10:36.709,0:10:37.877
Can I get one?[br]laughs
0:10:37.877,0:10:38.944
Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:10:38.944,0:10:40.794
Thank you guys,[br]I really appreciate it
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I just don't get why the fuck[br]it's a big deal to bring a camera in
0:10:46.059,0:10:47.674
hey I know youre stressed out right now but
0:10:47.674,0:10:48.745
can I get a photo?
0:10:48.745,0:10:49.696
Yeah, yeah
0:10:49.696,0:10:51.244
I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated[br]- Yeah
0:10:51.244,0:10:52.491
(both)[br]Thank you
0:10:52.491,0:10:55.709
Alright guys well, [br]I guess they wanna be little
0:10:55.709,0:10:57.395
bleep
0:10:57.395,0:10:58.946
about the camera so..
0:10:58.946,0:11:00.910
I guess we'll just get the[br]Iphone photos for you guys
0:11:00.910,0:11:02.975
That's really the only option here
0:11:02.975,0:11:04.694
david[br]how are you?
0:11:04.694,0:11:06.978
What's good?[br]Nice to meet you guys!
0:11:06.978,0:11:08.576
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
0:11:08.576,0:11:10.410
Nice to meet you bro
0:11:10.410,0:11:11.711
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
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thanks for coming
0:11:12.394,0:11:13.496
Of course[br]- Of course
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Im so proud of you and your success and
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everything it great man
0:11:15.561,0:11:16.410
Dude, you too
0:11:16.410,0:11:17.709
I have to say, David freaking loves you
0:11:17.709,0:11:18.828
Every time I make him food,
0:11:18.828,0:11:20.344
he's like smacks lips
0:11:20.344,0:11:21.928
and he turns on your videos[br]and watches them
0:11:21.928,0:11:22.378
Im an ipad kid[br]for this guys
0:11:22.378,0:11:23.394
He's- He's-
0:11:23.394,0:11:27.793
He's been watching you forever[br]- Okay I run his YouTube channel
0:11:27.793,0:11:29.192
and like when I go to YouTube
0:11:29.192,0:11:30.179
like his algorithm is just you[br]- He watches you
0:11:30.179,0:11:31.926
Yeah, I watch you now because [br]of his algorithm
0:11:31.926,0:11:32.946
We're all iPad kids[br]watching you
0:11:32.946,0:11:35.012
You guys need to do a video together[br]cause this man's a troll
0:11:35.012,0:11:36.594
If you knew him in real life
0:11:36.594,0:11:37.894
he is literally the biggest troll[br]you've ever met
0:11:37.894,0:11:39.011
He really is
0:11:39.011,0:11:40.912
I could kinda tell you were a [br]little bit of a prankster
0:11:40.912,0:11:42.046
Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
0:11:42.046,0:11:46.578
Lets go! Proud buffoon![br]I already know this one
0:11:46.578,0:11:48.311
- Now you're part of the crew, [br]you know
0:11:48.311,0:11:49.960
Hell yeah[br]- You're part of the crew now
0:11:49.960,0:11:51.376
Yo that's so fire!
0:11:51.376,0:11:53.341
We need to get a picture.[br]Here Brandon, take a picture
0:11:53.341,0:11:55.444
Got it.[br]Let's get the whole crew in there.
0:11:55.444,0:11:57.311
Hell yeah
0:11:57.311,0:11:58.977
Im looking forward to watching you
0:11:58.977,0:12:00.593
Hell yeah, dude[br]thanks for coming you guys
0:12:00.593,0:12:01.975
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah[br]- Of course, yeah
0:12:01.975,0:12:03.128
Yeah, that's so awesome.
0:12:03.128,0:12:05.493
David's acting all put together right now[br]but if you saw this man
0:12:05.493,0:12:07.675
You gotta get in the zone[br]I don't wanna disrupt your zone
0:12:07.675,0:12:09.561
No dude, it's all good
0:12:09.561,0:12:10.527
It's so nice to meet you guys[br]- Nice to meet you!
0:12:10.527,0:12:12.858
Sing it with me
0:12:12.858,0:12:16.693
singing[br]Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
0:12:16.693,0:12:20.044
Alright guys, [br]so if you haven't heard about it
0:12:20.044,0:12:23.644
you probably have, [br]cause it's been
0:12:23.644,0:12:24.127
basically national news every night
0:12:24.127,0:12:25.111
Taylor Swift is on tour
0:12:25.111,0:12:26.493
it's the Era's tour
0:12:26.493,0:12:28.245
Tonight she playing her
0:12:28.245,0:12:30.778
second sold out night,[br]here in Minneapolis.
0:12:30.778,0:12:33.045
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
0:12:33.045,0:12:34.495
So I had this idea,
0:12:34.495,0:12:35.979
I was basicall gonna dress up
0:12:35.979,0:12:36.927
as a Kanye fan,
0:12:36.927,0:12:38.711
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
0:12:38.711,0:12:40.712
I got Yeezy for President
0:12:40.712,0:12:42.893
Ye for President
0:12:42.893,0:12:45.395
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
0:12:45.395,0:12:46.827
If you don't know,
0:12:46.827,0:12:48.076
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
0:12:48.076,0:12:49.308
infamous beef with eachother
0:12:49.308,0:12:50.628
but you probably know about it.
0:12:50.628,0:12:53.092
I wanna say, just for the record,[br]I love Taylor Swift
0:12:53.092,0:12:53.977
I think she's great
0:12:53.977,0:12:57.245
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,[br]to be honest
0:12:57.245,0:12:58.549
Ya know, I love her music.
0:12:58.549,0:13:00.062
So, this is purely a joke.
0:13:00.062,0:13:01.596
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
0:13:01.596,0:13:02.627
nah but we wish we could
0:13:02.627,0:13:04.862
Were y'all on Kanye's side[br]on that whole situation, or what?
0:13:04.862,0:13:06.645
Bro what happened?[br]Oh, with that microphone and shit?
0:13:06.645,0:13:08.443
laughs[br]Yeah
0:13:08.443,0:13:09.578
can I get a picture?
0:13:09.578,0:13:11.209
You going to the[br]Taylor Swift concert?
0:13:11.209,0:13:12.294
Yeah, can I get a picture?[br]- No you can't
0:13:12.294,0:13:13.928
if you're going to Taylor Swift[br]you can't
0:13:13.928,0:13:14.995
what if I say Im not
0:13:14.995,0:13:17.325
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole[br]situation, you know?
0:13:17.325,0:13:22.010
laughs[br]Alright, alright.
0:13:22.010,0:13:22.677
come on let me take one more
0:13:22.677,0:13:23.546
in fron of the stadium look
0:13:23.546,0:13:24.126
I take goo pictures Im not even finna lie to yall
0:13:24.126,0:13:25.312
both[br]Thank you!
0:13:25.312,0:13:26.342
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
0:13:26.342,0:13:28.259
Hey just remember, [br]Beyonce had the best video of all time
0:13:28.259,0:13:30.326
Hey, hey, that what he said?
0:13:30.326,0:13:31.309
Of all time!
0:13:31.309,0:13:33.529
He took that mic though,[br]He shouldn't have took the mic
0:13:33.529,0:13:35.708
aint they. back together?
0:13:35.708,0:13:36.695
kanye and beyonce?
0:13:36.695,0:13:39.478
b**** theyve never been together
0:13:39.478,0:13:41.059
Beyonce had the- She had the[br]best video of all time
0:13:41.059,0:13:41.961
Yeah, she did
0:13:41.961,0:13:44.728
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
0:13:44.728,0:13:45.779
Yeah, he did
0:13:45.779,0:13:46.343
Don't ever forget it
0:13:46.343,0:13:47.428
he did put her on
0:13:47.428,0:13:49.043
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans[br]just like me
0:13:49.043,0:13:50.844
Like I just come in looking like this[br]and they just like me
0:13:50.844,0:13:53.976
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?[br]- Yes it is!
0:13:53.976,0:13:56.791
Are we able to get some of [br]that Kanye merch?
0:13:56.791,0:13:58.494
Guess some what?
0:13:58.494,0:13:59.696
Some Kanye merch in there?
0:13:59.696,0:14:02.179
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
0:14:02.179,0:14:03.993
that's all the merchandise[br]- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
0:14:03.993,0:14:06.145
Kanye West? No not him.[br]- Like Yeezy?
0:14:06.145,0:14:06.644
No, not here.
0:14:06.644,0:14:08.296
You know he made that bitch famous right?
0:14:08.296,0:14:12.228
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
0:14:12.228,0:14:14.592
The only thing they sell is [br]Taylor Swift stuff.
0:14:14.592,0:14:16.961
You're on Taylor's side in[br]this situation though?
0:14:16.961,0:14:19.160
I'm on nobody's side, [br]I'm with whoever's here.
0:14:19.160,0:14:21.078
'Cause Beyonce had the [br]best video of all time.
0:14:21.078,0:14:22.011
You know that right?
0:14:22.011,0:14:25.177
I don't follow Beyonce either,[br]I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
0:14:25.177,0:14:26.177
Oh, what band do you like?
0:14:26.177,0:14:27.845
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
0:14:27.845,0:14:29.779
The Beatles? You respect real music,[br]I appreciate it.
0:14:29.779,0:14:31.145
Rock n' roll man.
0:14:31.145,0:14:32.610
Could I get a shot on the news?
0:14:32.610,0:14:36.458
Um, not necessarily.
0:14:36.458,0:14:37.228
Why?
0:14:37.228,0:14:42.394
Because that's, you're like here for
0:14:42.394,0:14:43.895
some political reason and [br]I am not here to cover a political story
0:14:43.895,0:14:48.558
Political? Political? [br]Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
0:14:48.558,0:14:50.412
You know about the whole situation, right?
0:14:50.412,0:14:54.745
I honestly don't so I'm just[br]gonna leave it alone.
0:14:54.745,0:14:56.994
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,[br]you know that right?
0:14:56.994,0:15:01.677
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
0:15:01.677,0:15:05.428
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,[br]I'm just here to cover this.
0:15:05.428,0:15:10.029
So, you know... [br]You can talk to anybody else.
0:15:10.029,0:15:12.877
Well it's a big deal because the only[br]reason Taylor Swift is here
0:15:12.877,0:15:14.226
is 'cause of Kanye
0:15:14.226,0:15:17.362
Ok maybe, that's so. [br]I'm not trying to get involved.
0:15:17.362,0:15:19.992
Can you tell me like,[br]what do you like about Taylor Swift?
0:15:19.992,0:15:21.427
laughs[br]What?
0:15:21.427,0:15:22.926
Cause imma be honest,
0:15:22.926,0:15:24.677
I'm more on Kanye's side[br]in the whole situation.
0:15:24.677,0:15:26.295
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
0:15:26.295,0:15:28.713
a little, self centered.
0:15:28.713,0:15:32.495
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,[br]for what he did to Taylor Swift.
0:15:32.495,0:15:35.512
Well I mean if you make Graduation,[br]you'd be self centered too, right?
0:15:35.512,0:15:36.744
If you what?
0:15:36.744,0:15:38.880
If you made Graduation[br]you'd be self centered too.
0:15:38.880,0:15:40.829
- No[br]Or College Drop out.
0:15:40.829,0:15:41.744
laughs
0:15:41.744,0:15:43.778
Like I'd like to see Taylor[br]pump out College Drop out
0:15:43.778,0:15:48.128
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion[br]and likes so,
0:15:48.128,0:15:49.946
hey Im not sure people came here to
0:15:49.946,0:15:51.178
talk to uhh strangers
0:15:51.178,0:15:52.594
I just feel a weird vibe
0:15:52.594,0:15:54.462
So you're definitely not[br]on Kanye's side then.
0:15:54.462,0:15:57.277
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
0:15:57.277,0:15:59.743
No, but I'm team Kanye.
0:15:59.743,0:16:01.479
That's cool, that's great.
0:16:01.479,0:16:03.075
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
0:16:03.075,0:16:04.178
I'm telling you that.
0:16:04.178,0:16:06.245
It's like Taylor said,[br]she's a fan, but you now,
0:16:06.245,0:16:08.560
kinda disappointed in some of the [br]things he's done.
0:16:08.560,0:16:10.162
No but he's a genius though, right?
0:16:10.162,0:16:12.211
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
0:16:12.211,0:16:14.575
And those are probably the most[br]hideous things I've ever seen.
0:16:14.575,0:16:16.776
Excuse me?[br]- Yes, sorry.
0:16:16.776,0:16:18.295
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
0:16:18.295,0:16:20.595
You're disrespecting my like [br]of Taylor Swift
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so how about we just end this conversation
0:16:22.946,0:16:24.462
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
0:16:24.462,0:16:27.344
Well honey you probably should've bought[br]some pants that are a little
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more appropriate for $1500
0:16:29.395,0:16:31.344
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
0:16:31.344,0:16:32.346
Yeah...
0:16:32.346,0:16:34.146
That are available at Lofestore.com
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What do you do for a living?
0:16:35.427,0:16:36.445
I'm on unemployment.
0:16:36.445,0:16:37.509
I wonder why
0:16:37.509,0:16:39.328
How about you go get some
0:16:39.328,0:16:41.512
normal clothes, and then you can[br]a normal job.
0:16:41.512,0:16:45.445
These PJs are the best quality [br]PJs on the market though
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That's great, good for you!
0:16:46.827,0:16:48.279
And they're available at lofestore.com
0:16:48.279,0:16:49.595
you're not welcome here
0:16:49.595,0:16:51.260
and you're harassing people which is illegal
0:16:51.260,0:16:52.162
so fuck off!
0:16:52.162,0:16:53.262
BOOOO!
0:16:53.262,0:16:54.295
This is illegal?
0:16:54.295,0:16:55.246
yes it is [br]harassing people is illegal
0:16:55.246,0:16:56.193
How am I harassing people?
0:16:56.193,0:16:58.862
You're just mad that Beyonce had the[br]best video of all time.
0:16:58.862,0:17:02.460
- I think they're filming[br]Just so you know, if we ignore him
0:17:02.460,0:17:03.980
They have nothing to put on film, so...
0:17:03.980,0:17:05.795
get his 15 minutes of fame
0:17:05.795,0:17:07.263
can we take a picture ??
0:17:07.263,0:17:08.461
- No, no, no.
0:17:08.461,0:17:09.245
Oh.
0:17:09.245,0:17:10.045
Yeah, of course
0:17:10.045,0:17:12.128
I love- I love you, I love him![br]I love him so much
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laughs
0:17:13.128,0:17:14.829
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
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Wait show the sign, show the sign!
0:17:16.160,0:17:17.595
I love Kanye
0:17:17.595,0:17:18.811
Kanye's the best.
0:17:18.811,0:17:20.531
I love Kanye, bro.[br]Kanye is amazing.
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laughs
0:17:21.393,0:17:22.211
I love Kanye!
0:17:22.211,0:17:23.546
Team Kanye!
0:17:23.546,0:17:24.928
Team Kanye, let's go!
0:17:24.928,0:17:26.245
Thank you so much!
0:17:26.245,0:17:27.759
Alright thank you, appreciate it
0:17:27.759,0:17:30.611
Um excuse me, [br]you're harassing me right now
0:17:30.611,0:17:32.293
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
0:17:32.293,0:17:33.146
in the news?
0:17:33.146,0:17:35.059
I need to get my 15 minutes[br]of fame, you know?
0:17:35.059,0:17:35.812
like she said
0:17:35.812,0:17:37.110
That's really not why I'm here
0:17:37.110,0:17:39.746
I'm here to do a specific thing.
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What's the specific thing then?
0:17:41.194,0:17:42.461
Cover this event.
0:17:42.461,0:17:44.462
To some extent you're apart of the event.[br]But-
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Hey see, that's all we [br]needed to hear right?
0:17:46.279,0:17:47.463
I'm a part of the event.
0:17:47.463,0:17:48.945
Are you mad that our camera[br]could beat your camera?
0:17:48.945,0:17:52.396
Not really, I have that camera myself.[br]-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
0:17:52.396,0:17:55.344
or anything. Chill, I was just joking [br]you know? Obviously this camera's like
0:17:55.344,0:17:58.395
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?[br]Our camera's a light weight
0:17:58.395,0:17:59.361
lady laughs[br]this guy
0:17:59.361,0:18:00.363
-Yeah.
0:18:00.363,0:18:02.694
Can you stop talking to me?
0:18:02.694,0:18:03.993
I feel harassed right now.
0:18:03.993,0:18:05.345
I dont think hes gonna be president
0:18:05.345,0:18:06.563
You don't think he's [br]going to be president?
0:18:06.563,0:18:08.846
-No.[br]You're delusional my friend, 2024.
0:18:08.846,0:18:10.177
is that the year?
0:18:10.177,0:18:11.144
Easy win.
0:18:11.144,0:18:12.426
are you recording this right now?
0:18:12.426,0:18:13.761
No
0:18:13.761,0:18:16.246
He's taking thirty pictures per second
0:18:16.246,0:18:17.875
alright best of luck with your uh [br]your endeavors
0:18:17.875,0:18:21.142
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?[br]-yeah
0:18:21.142,0:18:22.429
You believe in me?[br]-go strong
0:18:22.429,0:18:23.845
Alright, thanks man.
0:18:23.845,0:18:25.262
Excuse me, sir
0:18:25.262,0:18:26.829
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory[br]right now
0:18:26.829,0:18:28.761
That's your problem, I guess
0:18:28.761,0:18:31.479
Do you think you could go talk to that uh[br]woman over there?
0:18:31.479,0:18:34.645
She was being really mean to me.[br]Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
0:18:34.645,0:18:35.895
I can't do nothing about it.
0:18:35.895,0:18:37.045
What's going on with you?
0:18:37.045,0:18:39.193
Why're you holding up your sign?
0:18:39.193,0:18:40.729
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
0:18:40.729,0:18:42.544
- Okay, well...[br]Are you not?
0:18:42.544,0:18:45.197
You think Taylor Swift would've been[br]able to make College Dropout?
0:18:45.197,0:18:46.859
I don't know.
0:18:46.859,0:18:48.462
Stop your filming,
0:18:48.462,0:18:50.695
You can't talk to these guys,[br]don't talk to them.
0:18:50.695,0:18:52.380
I don't think it was really that serious.
0:18:52.380,0:18:53.929
team kanye[br]I dont really have strong feelings
0:18:53.929,0:18:55.547
for that whole situation either way
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But you agree he made her famous, right?
0:19:00.276,0:19:03.429
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
0:19:03.429,0:19:07.010
Im honestly not the person to ask
0:19:07.010,0:19:08.111
Im just here for the ride
0:19:08.111,0:19:09.246
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
0:19:09.246,0:19:10.294
You got the merch on, so
0:19:10.294,0:19:11.761
I love Taylor Swift
0:19:11.761,0:19:13.244
Like what's so great about [br]her though, you know?
0:19:13.244,0:19:14.877
Whats so great about kanye?
0:19:14.877,0:19:16.245
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
0:19:16.245,0:19:17.662
Kanye's a genius.[br]- Yeah...
0:19:17.662,0:19:18.811
He made some of the [br]best music of all time.
0:19:18.811,0:19:19.861
Taylor Swift is just like
0:19:19.861,0:19:21.279
she breaks up with someone,
0:19:21.279,0:19:22.310
writes a song, like,
0:19:22.310,0:19:23.345
how many people [br]can you break up with
0:19:23.345,0:19:24.894
before you finally decide [br]it's time to go to therapy
0:19:24.894,0:19:26.926
apparently a lot right and like
0:19:26.926,0:19:28.262
its working for her right ?
0:19:28.262,0:19:29.295
Thanks to Kanye
0:19:29.295,0:19:30.727
I mean she's a therapist so-
0:19:30.727,0:19:31.778
You're a therapist?
0:19:31.778,0:19:33.162
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
0:19:33.162,0:19:34.196
probably not
0:19:34.196,0:19:34.993
laughs
0:19:34.993,0:19:36.511
You should try
0:19:36.511,0:19:38.480
cause we don't need anymore[br]of her music, you know?
0:19:38.480,0:19:40.245
You gotta fix her so she never[br]releases another song
0:19:40.245,0:19:41.145
You know what's great
0:19:41.145,0:19:43.945
about life in general
0:19:43.945,0:19:45.310
you don't have to do anything
0:19:45.310,0:19:46.379
you don't want to
0:19:46.379,0:19:47.896
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
0:19:47.896,0:19:50.812
Do you like my- Do you like my [br]Foam Runners at least?
0:19:50.812,0:19:53.363
Oh we got the
0:19:53.363,0:19:54.546
big boys coming in now
0:19:54.546,0:19:56.575
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
0:19:56.575,0:19:59.313
over this
0:19:59.313,0:20:01.061
rock music playing
0:20:01.061,0:20:02.177
hey I love your videos man
0:20:02.177,0:20:03.310
Thanks![br]laughs
0:20:03.310,0:20:04.229
Appreciate it.
0:20:04.229,0:20:05.161
my kids follow you
0:20:05.161,0:20:06.412
you going to the show or no?
0:20:06.412,0:20:07.744
Does it look like I'm going?
0:20:07.744,0:20:09.061
I'm on Kanye's side
0:20:09.061,0:20:10.109
on the whole situation, ya know?
0:20:10.109,0:20:11.311
Well, I don't even know
0:20:11.311,0:20:12.393
its a good even though
0:20:12.393,0:20:13.330
you should come out
0:20:13.330,0:20:14.611
I feel like they'd castrate me
0:20:14.611,0:20:15.461
if I tried to walk in there, you know
0:20:15.461,0:20:17.645
I turned all the Taylor Swift [br]fans on me already
0:20:17.645,0:20:19.281
I actually like Taylor Swift, though[br]- Yeah.
0:20:19.281,0:20:20.796
Like, I like her music
0:20:20.796,0:20:21.780
Here you go.
0:20:21.780,0:20:22.976
Hold that for the picture.
0:20:22.976,0:20:24.310
thanks man
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Yeah, of course
0:20:25.227,0:20:27.892
Did she force you to go, or what?
0:20:27.892,0:20:29.596
No, I didn't even go.[br]- We're not going
0:20:29.596,0:20:30.846
Oh, you're not going?[br]- We're just checking it out.
0:20:30.846,0:20:31.896
That's what I like to hear
0:20:31.896,0:20:32.763
I already went
0:20:32.763,0:20:33.864
Oh you went?[br]- Yeah, in Chicago
0:20:33.864,0:20:35.712
Why?
0:20:35.712,0:20:37.545
Because my friends sugar [br]daddy got us tickets.
0:20:37.545,0:20:37.795
Really?[br]- Yeah.
0:20:37.795,0:20:41.146
Well, you know that like,[br]Kanye made her famous, right?
0:20:41.146,0:20:43.678
Who the fuck cares?
0:20:43.678,0:20:44.862
I do.
0:20:44.862,0:20:46.310
Kanye is owed his credit.
0:20:46.310,0:20:47.562
I made yall a bracelet
0:20:47.562,0:20:49.277
What does it say? "Fuck you"?
0:20:49.277,0:20:51.562
she spelt it wrong though
0:20:51.562,0:20:53.696
What a hero she is, man.
0:20:53.696,0:20:54.844
Excuse me
0:20:54.844,0:20:55.895
Excuse me
0:20:55.895,0:20:56.663
STOP BUGGING US!
0:20:56.663,0:20:57.296
- You guys cannot be over here
0:20:57.296,0:20:59.864
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet[br]but she spelt it wrong
0:20:59.864,0:21:01.280
It spells "Fuck Kanye" though
0:21:01.280,0:21:03.863
You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
0:21:03.863,0:21:05.680
How is that even possible? [br]It's nine letters
0:21:05.680,0:21:07.279
It's nine letters
0:21:07.279,0:21:09.412
This is- It's not even close
0:21:09.412,0:21:12.246
You put a 'Z' in there. What part of [br]"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
0:21:12.246,0:21:14.343
Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
0:21:14.343,0:21:16.345
are you guys deaf or hard of hearing?
0:21:16.345,0:21:17.695
He's- he's deaf
0:21:17.695,0:21:18.646
He's deaf
0:21:18.646,0:21:19.729
-I'm asking you to move please.
0:21:19.729,0:21:21.080
And that's very offensive
0:21:21.080,0:21:21.930
-Please move.
0:21:21.930,0:21:23.593
Youre offensive!
0:21:23.593,0:21:24.411
unless you guys have a bracelet
0:21:24.411,0:21:25.176
this is private property
0:21:25.176,0:21:26.180
Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
0:21:26.180,0:21:27.229
Well, no. Um, it's for media
0:21:27.229,0:21:29.064
Do you want me to like, [br]update the bracelet for you
0:21:29.064,0:21:29.861
so it's spelled right?
0:21:29.861,0:21:31.427
no thats for you[br]peace and love
0:21:31.427,0:21:34.312
You're on team Kanye, right?
0:21:34.312,0:21:35.329
I know Kanye
0:21:35.329,0:21:37.845
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor [br]make Graduation, right?
0:21:37.845,0:21:39.496
Like, there's no chance.
0:21:39.496,0:21:40.780
whats graduation
0:21:40.780,0:21:41.760
You've never heard of-
0:21:41.760,0:21:43.627
I had a dream I could [br]buy my way to heaven
0:21:43.627,0:21:44.945
oh by Kanye?[br]-yeah
0:21:44.945,0:21:48.910
Like, you think Taylor could [br]make something like that?
0:21:48.910,0:21:50.413
those are different genres right?
0:21:50.413,0:21:53.661
All she does is get broken up [br]with and then write an album about it
0:21:53.661,0:21:55.145
laughs
0:21:55.145,0:21:56.346
Like, how many times can you do that?
0:21:56.346,0:21:57.945
How many times can you do [br]that before you start to think
0:21:57.945,0:21:59.596
"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"[br]you know?
0:21:59.596,0:22:01.378
Im the problem its me right?
0:22:01.378,0:22:02.379
Yeah.
0:22:02.379,0:22:03.661
That's the only good song she has.
0:22:03.661,0:22:04.644
you think kanye's gonna run?
0:22:04.644,0:22:05.863
Yeah, he's gonna win too[br]-is he?
0:22:05.863,0:22:07.180
Yeah, I'm voting for him
0:22:07.180,0:22:08.178
he's an interesting guy
0:22:08.178,0:22:09.530
He's a genius
0:22:09.530,0:22:10.362
because he keeps it real right?
0:22:10.362,0:22:11.430
Yeah, he keeps it real
0:22:11.430,0:22:12.763
You know he said that McDonald's[br]is his favorite restaurant?
0:22:12.763,0:22:13.711
I love mcdonalds
0:22:13.711,0:22:14.697
I do too, that's what I'm sayin
0:22:14.697,0:22:16.879
He speaks for the average American[br]person, you know?
0:22:16.879,0:22:18.729
I'll get a happy mean right now if I could
0:22:18.729,0:22:21.464
Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal[br]right now, you know what I'm sayin'?
0:22:21.464,0:22:23.678
You wanna get a Happy Meal with me[br]right after work?
0:22:23.678,0:22:24.547
burger or nuggets?
0:22:24.547,0:22:26.147
Burger, all day
0:22:26.147,0:22:27.396
You trying to get a Happy Meal[br]with me
0:22:27.396,0:22:28.411
after you get off work or what?
0:22:28.411,0:22:30.113
If you wanna be here around 2 am
0:22:30.113,0:22:31.361
Oh, I'll be here
0:22:31.361,0:22:32.729
I'll come back specifically for that
0:22:32.729,0:22:34.346
Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
0:22:34.346,0:22:35.579
That's how she spelled "fuck"
0:22:35.579,0:22:38.012
And that's how she spelled "Kanye".[br]A Z Y
0:22:38.012,0:22:39.830
I get it if you're one letter [br]off or something bro
0:22:39.830,0:22:41.196
but this is absolutely horrendous
0:22:41.196,0:22:42.961
this is private property you cant be filming
0:22:42.961,0:22:44.061
you need to go
0:22:44.061,0:22:45.577
He just told us we could stay
0:22:45.577,0:22:47.844
He said "on the sidewalk",[br]not on here
0:22:47.844,0:22:49.096
This is private property
0:22:49.096,0:22:50.381
you guys are allowed to record theres no
0:22:50.381,0:22:52.646
I mean this is a public space
0:22:52.646,0:22:54.980
Can you make sure I [br]look good in this pose?
0:22:54.980,0:22:56.662
we need to send this over to the police department
0:22:56.662,0:22:57.661
Hold on, hold on
0:22:57.661,0:22:58.697
Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
0:22:58.697,0:23:00.128
you get off filming children huh?
0:23:00.128,0:23:01.296
Nobody's filming children
0:23:01.296,0:23:02.379
Make sure you put it on Youtube
0:23:02.379,0:23:04.180
You get off on being a [br]bootleg ass security guard
0:23:04.180,0:23:05.661
that doesn't have any power or what?
0:23:05.661,0:23:06.530
OH I HAVE POWER!
0:23:06.530,0:23:07.763
You want me to show you
0:23:07.763,0:23:08.863
Oh you have power?[br]You have power?
0:23:08.863,0:23:09.597
Yeah I do
0:23:09.597,0:23:10.680
You gonna arrest me for leaving?
0:23:10.680,0:23:12.312
I can do it if you keep trespassing
0:23:12.312,0:23:13.780
I don't think you can arrest anyone
0:23:13.780,0:23:14.547
Yeah I can
0:23:14.547,0:23:15.427
You're not a cop
0:23:15.427,0:23:16.377
I respect the hustle man
0:23:16.377,0:23:17.613
that was funny actually
0:23:17.613,0:23:19.713
I appreciate it
0:23:19.713,0:23:20.347
did someone piss in that guys cheerios
0:23:20.347,0:23:21.213
this morning or something?
0:23:21.213,0:23:22.480
'Cause he knows he can't [br]arrest anyone, right?
0:23:22.480,0:23:23.195
-yeah
0:23:23.195,0:23:25.029
He just said- He just said he can though [br]-nah
0:23:25.029,0:23:26.679
isnt it illegal
0:23:26.679,0:23:27.995
so the kanye sign I gotta ask
0:23:27.995,0:23:29.213
is it from the award ceremony?
0:23:29.213,0:23:30.563
Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
0:23:30.563,0:23:32.262
You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
0:23:32.262,0:23:33.047
laughs
0:23:33.047,0:23:34.429
Other than this, how's your day goin'?
0:23:34.429,0:23:36.729
My day was going great until [br]that guy escalated it
0:23:36.729,0:23:38.513
there's no need
0:23:38.513,0:23:40.780
He's like "You get off filming [br]small children, or what?"
0:23:40.780,0:23:42.997
he's trying to make us look like[br]pedphiles
0:23:42.997,0:23:44.130
Yeah, exactly
0:23:44.130,0:23:48.494
Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions[br]to take the gun away from that guy
0:23:48.494,0:23:49.396
'cause I don't trust him
0:23:49.396,0:23:50.696
we'll talk to him
0:23:50.696,0:23:51.463
Alright.
0:23:51.463,0:23:54.846
He seems like he's one thing [br]away from having a power trip
0:23:54.846,0:23:56.413
and just like, lighting someone [br]up on the sidewalk
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yeah, we don't need that
0:23:57.195,0:23:58.527
Yeah, we don't need that
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Is there anything else you [br]guys need at all?
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Or are you guys good?[br]- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
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Alright, well you guys have a great day!
0:24:01.996,0:24:02.930
KANYE WEST SUCKS!
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Bro that actually pissed me off though
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Like I don't usually get mad, especially[br]when we're doing the prank
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but like, he's tryin' to like[br]play that card
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like "you get off filming[br]small children, huh?"
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I know I might've been a [br]little harsh on him but bro
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that's like the one thing that[br]like, I don't fuck with
0:24:17.811,0:24:21.413
is like, that type of shit, so I'm not[br]havin' him over here
0:24:21.413,0:24:22.512
accusing us
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of basically being a pedophile.
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Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
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So if I gotta say some harsh [br]words back to him, so be it.
0:24:28.846,0:24:31.163
And he's trying to act [br]like he's so powerful
0:24:31.163,0:24:33.314
"Like oh you wanna [br]bet I can't arrest you?"
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please explain your platform to me
0:24:34.947,0:24:36.195
I'm just on team Kanye bro
0:24:36.195,0:24:37.747
You know, at like the awards ceremony
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"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
0:24:39.796,0:24:40.718
Yeah
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If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would [br]not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
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I don't believe that by any stretch
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What do you mean?
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She's super talented
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I don't think so
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Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
0:24:51.614,0:24:52.847
They're two different genres
0:24:52.847,0:24:54.880
He was right to say what he said,
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but I don't think it's a [br]"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
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Im just sayin' like, how many times [br]are you going to get broken up with
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and write a song about it before you[br]acknowledge the fact that
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you might be the problem
0:25:04.479,0:25:05.396
laughs
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Until you stop getting paid for it
0:25:07.613,0:25:09.246
This is an art industry
0:25:09.246,0:25:10.697
I get it
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And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree[br]that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
0:25:15.229,0:25:16.412
Oh, absolutely not
0:25:16.412,0:25:17.146
Well-
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Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
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The beacon of light that I [br]follow, you know?
0:25:21.995,0:25:23.263
Like Kanye is like,
0:25:23.263,0:25:26.314
Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
0:25:26.314,0:25:28.977
Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
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I hate Kool-Aid though.
0:25:30.161,0:25:33.647
Kanye is a freaking rap god, [br]I will give you that.
0:25:33.647,0:25:35.763
I can pull his album up, and [br]I can guarantee you-
0:25:35.763,0:25:37.647
You got some 'Ye in there?
0:25:37.647,0:25:39.310
I'm goin' straight Youtube. [br]I'm old-schooled man
0:25:39.310,0:25:43.296
But I guarantee you, one of the [br]first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
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Hold on. I got an Android so [br]my shit is slow as fuck.
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How are you guys doin'?[br]-Oh, I'm sorry.
0:25:46.811,0:25:47.960
- Hi! How are you?
0:25:47.960,0:25:49.046
Good
0:25:49.046,0:25:50.180
Homecoming
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That's a great song too.
0:25:51.080,0:25:52.298
I respect your opinion though
0:25:52.298,0:25:54.781
You kinda changed my perspective a little bit [br]ya know
0:25:54.781,0:25:55.880
well I mean they are all artists
0:25:55.880,0:25:57.629
It's talent and its all about making money
0:25:57.629,0:25:58.812
Absolutley
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We literally love you
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Thank you I appreciate it
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I was like no way its LOFE
0:26:02.729,0:26:04.262
That guy was speaking some wisdom to me
0:26:04.262,0:26:06.178
I heard, I heard
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Oh my gosh, can we get a picture?
0:26:06.980,0:26:08.363
Yeah if you hold the sign you can
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I would love to
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laughing
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gotta get the swifties on Team Kanye
0:26:12.843,0:26:14.647
so like you dont have tickets you just
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nah, nah
0:26:15.579,0:26:17.214
I actually like Taylor Swift alot though too
0:26:17.214,0:26:18.130
-right
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I thought about going
0:26:19.180,0:26:19.780
What's your favorite song
0:26:19.780,0:26:21.262
Oh man [br]Enchanted probably.
0:26:21.262,0:26:22.214
Oh my god
0:26:22.214,0:26:23.113
Its a great song
0:26:23.113,0:26:24.214
What's your channel on youtube?
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Oh Kanye West Lover 420
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playing kanye music