[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.16,0:00:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like the wind is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.63,0:00:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about to blow me off the porch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.19,0:00:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta hold on with my legs here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.06,0:00:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another video started on my back porch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guys, I know, what a shocker, but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.36,0:00:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to announce to you that the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.48,0:00:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,long awaited Lofe pajama pants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.13,0:00:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are now available.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just dropped these
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.76,0:00:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they got the Lofe logo on them right here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.49,0:00:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot of you guys have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.81,0:00:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been asking for 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.34,0:00:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want a pair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.47,0:00:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go pick one up right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.96,0:00:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're only available at lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.44,0:00:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro you look fresh as hell right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the glasses the worst
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gotta become like a sunglasses,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.46,0:00:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like crew, \Nyou know,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.49,0:00:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody wears \Nsunglasses, like a band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.66,0:00:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.26,0:00:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a rock \Nband
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.61,0:00:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh I thought you meant \Nlike a band \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.24,0:00:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a \Nthousand dollar sunglasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.23,0:00:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, nah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.91,0:00:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.56,0:00:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea where to go,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.48,0:00:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.09,0:00:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.74,0:00:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dont know this park
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.69,0:00:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been here like twice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.13,0:00:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been here twice,\Nbut you don't know it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.02,0:00:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah\N{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.31,0:00:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.76,0:00:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hell nah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.91,0:00:49.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ask if I can climb trees
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.61,0:00:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.98,0:00:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.73,0:00:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.59,0:00:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You asked if I can climb trees
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats easy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.58,0:00:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean it's easy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.21,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That shit is easy as fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:00:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't climb this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.11,0:00:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now they're talking shit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.93,0:01:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.93,0:01:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making me wanna do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.51,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll fucking break my neck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.36,0:01:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ain't no way, bruh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.62,0:01:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.24,0:01:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats a real monkey
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.54,0:01:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got more upper body strength than me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.88,0:01:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, man, we get it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.79,0:01:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get it, you guys can climb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.63,0:01:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.04,0:01:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got your sweater dirty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.56,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever play the license plate game
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.93,0:01:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-uh. What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.09,0:01:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, South Dakota
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.71,0:01:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just punch someone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.44,0:01:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you find the license plate,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.36,0:01:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.07,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a different state?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.69,0:01:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North Dakota. Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.81,0:01:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.79,0:01:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doin?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wonderin what this was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.32,0:01:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were doing like a movie screening
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.84,0:01:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.71,0:01:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.56,0:01:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that mean
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.03,0:01:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well we're screening \Na movie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.18,0:01:38.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we cant have anybody\Nfilming over here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.81,0:01:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, he's not filming
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.74,0:01:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, he is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.09,0:01:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's a banana
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.76,0:01:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.24,0:01:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can call the security,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.89,0:01:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no that's \Na banana.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.91,0:01:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- or you can go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.64,0:01:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno why that was so funny
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.36,0:01:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were having a civil\Nconversation with him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.18,0:01:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the boss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.79,0:01:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you gotta listen\Nto her
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.78,0:01:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I can\Nshes the boss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.07,0:01:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any food\NI can buy off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.41,0:01:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you first before we go, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.58,0:01:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starving
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.44,0:01:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we just get some like waster or something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.56,0:01:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.38,0:02:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes and we get water?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.53,0:02:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes for you to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.89,0:02:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I call the park services
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.43,0:02:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does park service have guns?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.17,0:02:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big boy, he needs to eat right here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.18,0:02:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, for real (inadible)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.97,0:02:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna starve
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.94,0:02:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all wanna see him starve?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.74,0:02:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dont know them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.92,0:02:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the fuck?`
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.89,0:02:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im not with them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.41,0:02:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just threw us under the bus
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.69,0:02:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, call the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.59,0:02:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call them, call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.76,0:02:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.11,0:02:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.34,0:02:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to turn his back on us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.86,0:02:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We turn our back on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.86,0:02:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks like Nikki Sixx
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.24,0:02:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda like a old school rocker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.13,0:02:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.96,0:02:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nirvana?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.31,0:02:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you he look like one of them n**gas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.32,0:02:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.04,0:02:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.74,0:02:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do I look good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.49,0:02:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.32,0:02:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, the last time you kicked me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.19,0:02:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, my leg damn near went numb
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.18,0:02:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0} really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.61,0:02:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I let you do that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.26,0:02:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.09,0:02:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It actually hurt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.41,0:02:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't even flinch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.81,0:02:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His actually hurts a little bit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.32,0:02:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.01,0:02:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got some weight on me though
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.34,0:02:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, see, bro, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.71,0:02:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did that hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.24,0:02:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.96,0:02:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just worried about you, it gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.86,0:02:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.81,0:02:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.73,0:02:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.33,0:02:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like karate kid\Ndamn
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.94,0:03:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You kicked me in the ass, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.62,0:03:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, ok
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.22,0:03:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay chill, chill, ay bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.52,0:03:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got pointy bones bruh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.91,0:03:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Bill's still
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.01,0:03:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking to 'em,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.76,0:03:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like how much does he have to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.61,0:03:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, we're going to wait over here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.11,0:03:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time for this buffoonery
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.16,0:03:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these rangers suck dick
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.59,0:03:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine there's an actual crime going down
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.78,0:03:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they taking this long to get here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.16,0:03:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did check that one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.06,0:03:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one hurt your foot,\NI know it hurt your foot
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.88,0:03:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta carry me\Nup the trail on your back too
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.23,0:03:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,youre fucking insane
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.07,0:03:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can barely carry myself
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.69,0:03:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.43,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.56,0:03:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna use the force to move him that\Nway
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.31,0:03:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, look it's working, it's working
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.16,0:03:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.96,0:03:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a cop right there,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.16,0:03:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go up the trail!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.84,0:03:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate one of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.13,0:03:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, eat it again
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.14,0:03:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You can eat them
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.61,0:03:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't see
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.26,0:03:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's insane
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.98,0:03:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they good for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.81,0:03:51.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.79,0:03:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.47,0:03:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mustard plant
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.33,0:03:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, what the fuck! Yo..\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.41,0:03:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not eating that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.81,0:03:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It tastes good!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.39,0:03:58.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't trust wild flowers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.29,0:03:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I just jump back
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.44,0:04:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and fall on my back
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.53,0:04:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hell no
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.34,0:04:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)\NChill, chill out. What the fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.06,0:04:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why you choking me?\NBro you started touching my ass
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.78,0:04:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's crazy bro\NHow much to eat that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.31,0:04:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh Ill give you-\N10 dollarrs
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.82,0:04:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, for you to eat that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.63,0:04:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,youd have to give me 10 racks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.14,0:04:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how much for you to eat that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.28,0:04:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For me to eat that? I'm not eating that, \NI don't care how much
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.91,0:04:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldnt do it for 5 billion
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.16,0:04:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.78,0:04:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ni**a Im swallowin
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.59,0:04:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5 billion Im swallowing\Nthat bitch like a meal bro
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.03,0:04:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, some black pepper and salt
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.54,0:04:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna get a disease and die
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.23,0:04:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,straight deep throat
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.76,0:04:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.39,0:04:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just realized we're going up the hill
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.43,0:04:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're we doing this\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.86,0:04:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all brought really good hiking shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.71,0:04:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too, as you can tell
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.99,0:04:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like gasping for air,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.33,0:04:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've walked up like barely a block
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.08,0:04:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not all of us are conditioned like you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.59,0:04:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got hiking for a living
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.53,0:04:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, this is beautiful up here\N- I told you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.11,0:04:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you dont move your vehicle\Nyou will get a citation
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.83,0:04:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any cars with a citation will be getting towed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.78,0:04:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)\NThey're calling about our car
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.48,0:04:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It was at this moment that he knew,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.31,0:04:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}he fucked up{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.74,0:05:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait what're they saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.09,0:05:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We cant park there?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.38,0:05:03.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit I heard towed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.54,0:05:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lets go back down!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.91,0:05:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna tell you to try one of these
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.66,0:05:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try one of these?`
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.41,0:05:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah\NAm I gonna get sick from this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.04,0:05:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-no youre not
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.51,0:05:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ive eaten them many of times
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.86,0:05:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its right above some doo doo broo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.44,0:05:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna do that?\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.48,0:05:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is. I didnt even see that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.13,0:05:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some shit like-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.31,0:05:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you can eat those yellow flowers,\Nright?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.71,0:05:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.19,0:05:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mustard plant
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.71,0:05:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh\NYou want one?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.06,0:05:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-no thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.19,0:05:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im on mushrooms right now
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.16,0:05:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on mushrooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.09,0:05:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-yessir
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.09,0:05:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-flying high
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.18,0:05:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on the magic shrooms
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.16,0:05:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you cant be stopped there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.08,0:05:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the sign right in front of you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.29,0:05:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.73,0:05:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-thats okay\Nask the driver right there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.99,0:05:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't read
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.38,0:05:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hes blind too
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.31,0:05:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.36,0:05:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you shouldnt be driving then
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.24,0:05:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tried to get Lasik and it failed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.31,0:05:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-no its okay
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.89,0:05:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatever if it well just \Ngive you guys a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.99,0:05:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No balls, you rip the ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.36,0:05:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear to god I will
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.28,0:05:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.14,0:05:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swear to god
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.93,0:05:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're you giving us a ticket though,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.14,0:05:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we're already by the car?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.24,0:05:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just about to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.23,0:05:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its a no stopping zone sir
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.68,0:05:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're stopped here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.08,0:05:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im stopped over there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.73,0:05:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats your truck right there, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.14,0:05:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.53,0:05:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nah he just mad he got the sick back supreme
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.01,0:05:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slick back CR7 cut
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.53,0:06:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.32,0:06:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't pay for a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.36,0:06:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man get off your knees man
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.06,0:06:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, I can't afford a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.64,0:06:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thats weird
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.28,0:06:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cant afford a ticket, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.59,0:06:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.33,0:06:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.83,0:06:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.96,0:06:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was acting like a tough guy but
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.86,0:06:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im really not!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.54,0:06:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just dont want a ticket bro please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.91,0:06:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, please don't give me a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.61,0:06:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was acting like a tough guy but Im not
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.28,0:06:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im really a pussy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.59,0:06:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, don't give us a ticket sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.03,0:06:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.08,0:06:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please\NROMERO!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.19,0:06:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.44,0:06:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, imma be homeless
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.09,0:06:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I have to pay this ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.58,0:06:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.61,0:06:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.76,0:06:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.86,0:06:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.03,0:06:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.24,0:06:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guys get out of the road
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.41,0:06:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ill move if you dont write the ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.24,0:06:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't pay for a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.33,0:06:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.06,0:06:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.12,0:06:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.91,0:06:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.98,0:06:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was acting like a tough guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.33,0:06:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm really not
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.79,0:06:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fake crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.66,0:06:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.54,0:07:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.43,0:07:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.13,0:07:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on my knees, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.24,0:07:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't give us a ticket!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.66,0:07:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.48,0:07:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.44,0:07:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much is it gonna be?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.58,0:07:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.69,0:07:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.42,0:07:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.48,0:07:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its bigger than black and white
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.88,0:07:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not expensive though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.19,0:07:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uhh $63
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.34,0:07:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.56,0:07:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,63?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.20,0:07:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't afford $63!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.03,0:07:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.76,0:07:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,63 is crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.01,0:07:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,63??
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.44,0:07:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.29,0:07:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, I'm saving up for a \Nbattle pass on Fortnite
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.61,0:07:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'm not gonna be \Nable to get it now
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.74,0:07:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you expect me to do\Nnow that I can't afford a battle pass?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.49,0:07:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-not buy it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.34,0:07:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not an option
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.41,0:07:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at Melanie talking to the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.51,0:07:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's trying to get us out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.06,0:07:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Are you takin' his side?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.81,0:07:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traitor!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.31,0:07:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didnt see these signs
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.59,0:07:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.64,0:07:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dont make it clear
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.06,0:07:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean I take it very seriously! I-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.79,0:07:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really do \NI seek to abide by uhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.54,0:07:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the rules
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.54,0:07:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh but thats not a good idea
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.36,0:08:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it (the sign) was actually pointing the other way
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.76,0:08:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ay ay preach it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.16,0:08:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, y'all got a lot of people \Nmad over here cause of these signs``
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.64,0:08:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't read the signs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.24,0:08:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its not about being mad its just about
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.83,0:08:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I'm Furious!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.83,0:08:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am enraged right now
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.09,0:08:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I understand that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.41,0:08:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has the audacity to give me a\N$63 ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.28,0:08:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when i'm trying to buy a\NBattle Pass on Fortnite.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.91,0:08:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.93,0:08:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thinks its a $68 ticket...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.64,0:08:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making it worse
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.56,0:08:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that sign was not facing this direction
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.52,0:08:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree, should we start a petition?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.74,0:08:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.48,0:08:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.24,0:08:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sign was pointed that way
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.24,0:08:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how many people got tickets
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.89,0:08:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're all over here protesting
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.11,0:08:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.96,0:08:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.86,0:08:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got a ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.26,0:08:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did they give you a ticket too?\N- yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.50,0:08:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.94,0:08:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am enraged right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.48,0:08:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am absolutely...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.14,0:08:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AHHHHH
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.18,0:08:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.18,0:08:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEY! COME BACK!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.06,0:08:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$63?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.29,0:08:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really care though,\NI was just trollin'
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.91,0:08:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lofe can I take a picture please?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.18,0:08:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket\Nor what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.18,0:08:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You got a ticket?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.16,0:09:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. \NYou gonna pay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.21,0:09:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet \Non me right now man
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.71,0:09:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, no picture.\N- Ah
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.61,0:09:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm just kidding
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.76,0:09:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you man, nice to meet you.\NAppreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.43,0:09:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You started crying like aggressively,\Nbro I lost it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.10,0:09:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}cough cough{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.20,0:09:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, all this screaming to protest\Nthe ticket got me fuckin'...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.83,0:09:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}clears throat{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.54,0:09:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.44,0:09:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}cough cough{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.21,0:09:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought he was going to say $200
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.44,0:09:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$200?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.56,0:09:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.38,0:09:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's not that much
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.34,0:09:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then I just pretended like it was
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.86,0:09:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we're eating Pho.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.11,0:09:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How y'all doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.69,0:09:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you was running down
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.68,0:09:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the gut that came out he turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.33,0:09:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he thought you was chasing him
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.79,0:09:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For real?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.36,0:09:35.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I guess we're eating Pho.{\i0}\N(in slow motion)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.94,0:09:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.61,0:09:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right there
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.74,0:09:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.78,0:09:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.69,0:09:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-almost heart attack
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.79,0:09:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought somebody was gonna kill me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.03,0:09:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought I was gonna run up his ass bro
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.38,0:09:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, so my boy David Kushner
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.14,0:09:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a concert tonight in LA
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.83,0:09:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, he reached out to me, \Na while ago
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.41,0:09:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was a year ago\Nor something
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.88,0:09:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just on Instagram,\Nsaid he likes the videos
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.98,0:10:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.76,0:10:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's really talented
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.48,0:10:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, he's blowing up \Nbig time
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.44,0:10:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over these past few months
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.93,0:10:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his new song and uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.18,0:10:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.46,0:10:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw that he was gonna be in LA
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.98,0:10:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I asked him if we could
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.23,0:10:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come out to his show,\Nand he said yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.89,0:10:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, he put us on the list and,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.66,0:10:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, we're about to go in
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.86,0:10:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to see David or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.40,0:10:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I love him
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.83,0:10:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I saw you followed him, I was like...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.46,0:10:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah he's my homie,\NHe's good
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.93,0:10:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want Dan to take it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.11,0:10:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.81,0:10:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here Im shaking right now
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.61,0:10:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan's shaking too,\NI don't know why
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.31,0:10:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.41,0:10:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah nice to meet you, \Nappreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.51,0:10:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're shaking more than her bro
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.90,0:10:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan's hand is like this, \NDan's got Parkinson's disease or something
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.61,0:10:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um can we get a photo with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.74,0:10:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah of course
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.71,0:10:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I get one?\N{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.88,0:10:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.94,0:10:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys,\NI really appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.79,0:10:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't get why the fuck\Nit's a big deal to bring a camera in
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.06,0:10:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey I know youre stressed out right now but
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.67,0:10:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can I get a photo?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.74,0:10:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.70,0:10:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated\N- Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.24,0:10:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both)\NThank you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.49,0:10:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys well, \NI guess they wanna be little
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.71,0:10:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bleep{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.40,0:10:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the camera so..
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.95,0:11:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we'll just get the\NIphone photos for you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.91,0:11:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really the only option here
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.98,0:11:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,david\Nhow are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.69,0:11:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's good?\NNice to meet you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.98,0:11:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Sorry 'bout that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.58,0:11:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you bro
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.41,0:11:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.71,0:11:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks for coming
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.39,0:11:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course\N- Of course
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.50,0:11:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im so proud of you and your success and
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.34,0:11:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything it great man
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.56,0:11:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, you too
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.41,0:11:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to say, David freaking loves you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.71,0:11:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I make him food,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.83,0:11:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's like {\i1}smacks lips{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.34,0:11:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he turns on your videos\Nand watches them
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.93,0:11:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im an ipad kid\Nfor this guys
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.38,0:11:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's- He's-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.39,0:11:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been watching you forever\N- Okay I run his YouTube channel
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.79,0:11:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and like when I go to YouTube
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.19,0:11:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like his algorithm is just you\N- He watches you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.18,0:11:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I watch you now because \Nof his algorithm
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.93,0:11:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all iPad kids\Nwatching you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.95,0:11:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys need to do a video together\Ncause this man's a troll
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.01,0:11:36.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you knew him in real life
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.59,0:11:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he is literally the biggest troll\Nyou've ever met
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.89,0:11:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He really is
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.01,0:11:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could kinda tell you were a \Nlittle bit of a prankster
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.91,0:11:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.05,0:11:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lets go! Proud buffoon!\NI already know this one
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.58,0:11:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now you're part of the crew, \Nyou know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.31,0:11:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah\N- You're part of the crew now
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.96,0:11:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo that's so fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.38,0:11:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to get a picture.\NHere Brandon, take a picture
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.34,0:11:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it.\NLet's get the whole crew in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.44,0:11:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.31,0:11:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im looking forward to watching you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.98,0:12:00.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah, dude\Nthanks for coming you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.59,0:12:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate you for supporting, yeah\N- Of course, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.98,0:12:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's so awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.13,0:12:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David's acting all put together right now\Nbut if you saw this man
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.49,0:12:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta get in the zone\NI don't wanna disrupt your zone
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.68,0:12:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No dude, it's all good
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.56,0:12:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so nice to meet you guys\N- Nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.53,0:12:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sing it with me
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.86,0:12:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0}\NHello, Hello. Are you lonely?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.69,0:12:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys, \Nso if you haven't heard about it
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.04,0:12:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you probably have, \Ncause it's been
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.64,0:12:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically national news every night
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.13,0:12:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift is on tour
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.11,0:12:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the Era's tour
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.49,0:12:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight she playing her
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.24,0:12:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,second sold out night,\Nhere in Minneapolis.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.78,0:12:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.04,0:12:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I had this idea,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.50,0:12:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was basicall gonna dress up
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.98,0:12:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a Kanye fan,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.93,0:12:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.71,0:12:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got Yeezy for President
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.71,0:12:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye for President
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.89,0:12:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.40,0:12:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.83,0:12:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.08,0:12:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infamous beef with eachother
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.31,0:12:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you probably know about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.63,0:12:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna say, just for the record,\NI love Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.09,0:12:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she's great
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.98,0:12:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would even consider myself a Swiftie,\Nto be honest
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.24,0:12:58.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya know, I love her music.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.55,0:13:00.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is purely a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.06,0:13:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.60,0:13:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nah but we wish we could
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.63,0:13:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were y'all on Kanye's side\Non that whole situation, or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.86,0:13:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro what happened?\NOh, with that microphone and shit?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.64,0:13:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}\NYeah
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.44,0:13:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can I get a picture?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.58,0:13:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You going to the\NTaylor Swift concert?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.21,0:13:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, can I get a picture?\N- No you can't
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.29,0:13:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're going to Taylor Swift\Nyou can't
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.93,0:13:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what if I say Im not
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.100,0:13:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on Kanye's side in the whole\Nsituation, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.32,0:13:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}\NAlright, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.01,0:13:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come on let me take one more
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.68,0:13:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in fron of the stadium look
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.55,0:13:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I take goo pictures Im not even finna lie to yall
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.13,0:13:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}both{\i0}\NThank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.31,0:13:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.34,0:13:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey just remember, \NBeyonce had the best video of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.26,0:13:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, that what he said?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.33,0:13:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all time!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.31,0:13:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He took that mic though,\NHe shouldn't have took the mic
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.53,0:13:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aint they. back together?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.71,0:13:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kanye and beyonce?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.70,0:13:39.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,b**** theyve never been together
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.48,0:13:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beyonce had the- She had the\Nbest video of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.06,0:13:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she did
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.96,0:13:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.73,0:13:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he did
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.78,0:13:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever forget it
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.34,0:13:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he did put her on
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.43,0:13:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans\Njust like me
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.04,0:13:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I just come in looking like this\Nand they just like me
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.84,0:13:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?\N- Yes it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.98,0:13:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we able to get some of \Nthat Kanye merch?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.79,0:13:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess some what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.49,0:13:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some Kanye merch in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.70,0:14:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.18,0:14:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's all the merchandise\N- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.99,0:14:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye West? No not him.\N- Like Yeezy?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.14,0:14:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.64,0:14:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know he made that bitch famous right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.30,0:14:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't care who made who famous.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.23,0:14:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing they sell is \NTaylor Swift stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.59,0:14:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on Taylor's side in\Nthis situation though?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.96,0:14:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on nobody's side, \NI'm with whoever's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.16,0:14:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause Beyonce had the \Nbest video of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.08,0:14:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.01,0:14:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't follow Beyonce either,\NI'm a rock n' roll guy, so
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.18,0:14:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what band do you like?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.18,0:14:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My first band I saw was the Beatles.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.84,0:14:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Beatles? You respect real music,\NI appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.78,0:14:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rock n' roll man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.14,0:14:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I get a shot on the news?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.61,0:14:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, not necessarily.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.46,0:14:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.23,0:14:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that's, you're like here for
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.39,0:14:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some political reason and \NI am not here to cover a political story
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.90,0:14:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Political? Political? \NNah, I'm just Team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.56,0:14:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know about the whole situation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.41,0:14:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I honestly don't so I'm just\Ngonna leave it alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.74,0:14:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,\Nyou know that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.99,0:15:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.68,0:15:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,\NI'm just here to cover this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.43,0:15:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you know... \NYou can talk to anybody else.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.03,0:15:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's a big deal because the only\Nreason Taylor Swift is here
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.88,0:15:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is 'cause of Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.23,0:15:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok maybe, that's so. \NI'm not trying to get involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.36,0:15:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me like,\Nwhat do you like about Taylor Swift?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.99,0:15:21.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.43,0:15:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause imma be honest,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.93,0:15:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more on Kanye's side\Nin the whole situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.68,0:15:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.30,0:15:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a little, self centered.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.71,0:15:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,\Nfor what he did to Taylor Swift.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.50,0:15:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I mean if you make Graduation,\Nyou'd be self centered too, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.51,0:15:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you what?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.74,0:15:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you made Graduation\Nyou'd be self centered too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.88,0:15:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No\NOr College Drop out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.83,0:15:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.74,0:15:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'd like to see Taylor\Npump out College Drop out
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.78,0:15:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's entitled to their own opinion\Nand likes so,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.13,0:15:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey Im not sure people came here to
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.95,0:15:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk to uhh strangers
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.18,0:15:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just feel a weird vibe
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.59,0:15:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're definitely not\Non Kanye's side then.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.46,0:15:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.28,0:15:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I'm team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.74,0:16:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cool, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.48,0:16:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor couldn't make Graduation
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.08,0:16:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.18,0:16:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Taylor said,\Nshe's a fan, but you now,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.24,0:16:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda disappointed in some of the \Nthings he's done.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.56,0:16:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No but he's a genius though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.16,0:16:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.21,0:16:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And those are probably the most\Nhideous things I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.58,0:16:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me?\N- Yes, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.78,0:16:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.30,0:16:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're disrespecting my like \Nof Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.60,0:16:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so how about we just end this conversation
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.95,0:16:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.46,0:16:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well honey you probably should've bought\Nsome pants that are a little
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.34,0:16:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more appropriate for $1500
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.40,0:16:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.34,0:16:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.35,0:16:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That are available at Lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.15,0:16:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you do for a living?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.43,0:16:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on unemployment.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.44,0:16:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder why
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.51,0:16:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you go get some
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.33,0:16:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normal clothes, and then you can\Na normal job.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.51,0:16:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These PJs are the best quality \NPJs on the market though
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.44,0:16:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great, good for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.83,0:16:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're available at lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.28,0:16:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not welcome here
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.60,0:16:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're harassing people which is illegal
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.26,0:16:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.16,0:16:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.26,0:16:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is illegal?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.30,0:16:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes it is \Nharassing people is illegal
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.25,0:16:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How am I harassing people?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.19,0:16:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just mad that Beyonce had the\Nbest video of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.86,0:17:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think they're filming\NJust so you know, if we ignore him
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.46,0:17:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have nothing to put on film, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.98,0:17:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get his 15 minutes of fame
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.80,0:17:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can we take a picture ??
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.26,0:17:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.46,0:17:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.24,0:17:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, of course
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.04,0:17:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love- I love you, I love him!\NI love him so much
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.13,0:17:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.13,0:17:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.83,0:17:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait show the sign, show the sign!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.16,0:17:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.60,0:17:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye's the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.81,0:17:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Kanye, bro.\NKanye is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.53,0:17:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.39,0:17:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Kanye!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.21,0:17:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team Kanye!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.55,0:17:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team Kanye, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.93,0:17:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.24,0:17:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright thank you, appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.76,0:17:30.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um excuse me, \Nyou're harassing me right now
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.61,0:17:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.29,0:17:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the news?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.15,0:17:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to get my 15 minutes\Nof fame, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.06,0:17:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like she said
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.81,0:17:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really not why I'm here
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.11,0:17:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here to do a specific thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.75,0:17:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the specific thing then?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.19,0:17:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cover this event.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.46,0:17:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To some extent you're apart of the event.\NBut-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.46,0:17:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey see, that's all we \Nneeded to hear right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.28,0:17:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a part of the event.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.46,0:17:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you mad that our camera\Ncould beat your camera?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.94,0:17:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not really, I have that camera myself.\N-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.40,0:17:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or anything. Chill, I was just joking \Nyou know? Obviously this camera's like
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.34,0:17:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?\NOur camera's a light weight
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.40,0:17:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}lady laughs{\i0}\Nthis guy
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.36,0:18:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.36,0:18:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you stop talking to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.69,0:18:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel harassed right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.99,0:18:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dont think hes gonna be president
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.34,0:18:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think he's \Ngoing to be president?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.56,0:18:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\NYou're delusional my friend, 2024.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.85,0:18:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that the year?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.18,0:18:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy win.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.14,0:18:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you recording this right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.43,0:18:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.76,0:18:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's taking thirty pictures per second
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.25,0:18:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alright best of luck with your uh \Nyour endeavors
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.88,0:18:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?\N-yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.14,0:18:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You believe in me?\N-go strong
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.43,0:18:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, thanks man.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.84,0:18:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.26,0:18:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I'm in some hostile territory\Nright now
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.83,0:18:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your problem, I guess
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.76,0:18:31.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think you could go talk to that uh\Nwoman over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.48,0:18:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was being really mean to me.\NLike that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.64,0:18:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't do nothing about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.90,0:18:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.04,0:18:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why're you holding up your sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.19,0:18:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I'm on team Kanye.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.73,0:18:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, well...\NAre you not?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.54,0:18:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think Taylor Swift would've been\Nable to make College Dropout?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.20,0:18:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.86,0:18:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop your filming,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.46,0:18:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't talk to these guys,\Ndon't talk to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.70,0:18:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it was really that serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.38,0:18:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,team kanye\NI dont really have strong feelings
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.93,0:18:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for that whole situation either way
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.55,0:19:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you agree he made her famous, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.28,0:19:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like you never heard the song, Famous?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.43,0:19:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im honestly not the person to ask
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.01,0:19:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im just here for the ride
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.11,0:19:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.25,0:19:10.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got the merch on, so
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.29,0:19:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Taylor Swift
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.76,0:19:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like what's so great about \Nher though, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.24,0:19:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whats so great about kanye?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.88,0:19:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.24,0:19:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye's a genius.\N- Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.66,0:19:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made some of the \Nbest music of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.81,0:19:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Swift is just like
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.86,0:19:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she breaks up with someone,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.28,0:19:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writes a song, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.31,0:19:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how many people \Ncan you break up with
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.34,0:19:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before you finally decide \Nit's time to go to therapy
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.89,0:19:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apparently a lot right and like
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.93,0:19:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its working for her right ?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.26,0:19:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks to Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.30,0:19:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean she's a therapist so-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.73,0:19:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a therapist?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.78,0:19:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.16,0:19:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably not
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.20,0:19:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.99,0:19:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should try
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.51,0:19:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we don't need anymore\Nof her music, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.48,0:19:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta fix her so she never\Nreleases another song
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.24,0:19:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what's great
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.14,0:19:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about life in general
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.94,0:19:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't have to do anything
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.31,0:19:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't want to
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.38,0:19:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.90,0:19:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like my- Do you like my \NFoam Runners at least?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.81,0:19:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh we got the
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.36,0:19:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big boys coming in now
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.55,0:19:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.58,0:19:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over this
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.31,0:20:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}rock music playing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.06,0:20:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey I love your videos man
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.18,0:20:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks!\N{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.31,0:20:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.23,0:20:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my kids follow you
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.16,0:20:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you going to the show or no?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.41,0:20:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it look like I'm going?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.74,0:20:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on Kanye's side
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.06,0:20:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the whole situation, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.11,0:20:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't even know
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.31,0:20:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its a good even though
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.39,0:20:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should come out
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.33,0:20:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like they'd castrate me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.61,0:20:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I tried to walk in there, you know
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.46,0:20:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I turned all the Taylor Swift \Nfans on me already
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.64,0:20:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually like Taylor Swift, though\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.28,0:20:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I like her music
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.80,0:20:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.78,0:20:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold that for the picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.98,0:20:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks man
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.31,0:20:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, of course
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.23,0:20:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did she force you to go, or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.89,0:20:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I didn't even go.\N- We're not going
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.60,0:20:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're not going?\N- We're just checking it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.85,0:20:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I like to hear
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.90,0:20:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already went
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.76,0:20:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you went?\N- Yeah, in Chicago
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.86,0:20:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.71,0:20:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because my friends sugar \Ndaddy got us tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.54,0:20:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.80,0:20:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know that like,\NKanye made her famous, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.15,0:20:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the fuck cares?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.68,0:20:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.86,0:20:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye is owed his credit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.31,0:20:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made yall a bracelet
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.56,0:20:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does it say? "Fuck you"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.28,0:20:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she spelt it wrong though
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.56,0:20:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a hero she is, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.70,0:20:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.84,0:20:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.90,0:20:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STOP BUGGING US!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.66,0:20:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You guys cannot be over here
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.30,0:20:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet\Nbut she spelt it wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.86,0:21:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It spells "Fuck Kanye" though
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.28,0:21:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.86,0:21:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is that even possible? \NIt's nine letters
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.68,0:21:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nine letters
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.28,0:21:09.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is- It's not even close
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.41,0:21:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You put a 'Z' in there. What part of \N"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.25,0:21:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.34,0:21:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you guys deaf or hard of hearing?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.34,0:21:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's- he's deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.70,0:21:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.65,0:21:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm asking you to move please.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.73,0:21:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's very offensive
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.08,0:21:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Please move.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.93,0:21:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Youre offensive!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.59,0:21:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you guys have a bracelet
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.41,0:21:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is private property
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.18,0:21:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.18,0:21:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no. Um, it's for media
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.23,0:21:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want me to like, \Nupdate the bracelet for you
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.06,0:21:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's spelled right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.86,0:21:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no thats for you\Npeace and love
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.43,0:21:34.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on team Kanye, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.31,0:21:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.33,0:21:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor \Nmake Graduation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.84,0:21:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, there's no chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.50,0:21:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whats graduation
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.78,0:21:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've never heard of-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.76,0:21:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I had a dream I could \Nbuy my way to heaven{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.63,0:21:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh by Kanye?\N-yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.94,0:21:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, you think Taylor could \Nmake something like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.91,0:21:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those are different genres right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.41,0:21:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All she does is get broken up \Nwith and then write an album about it
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.66,0:21:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.14,0:21:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, how many times can you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.35,0:21:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many times can you do \Nthat before you start to think
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.94,0:21:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"\Nyou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.60,0:22:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im the problem its me right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.38,0:22:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.38,0:22:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the only good song she has.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.66,0:22:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you think kanye's gonna run?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.64,0:22:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he's gonna win too\N-is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.86,0:22:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm voting for him
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.18,0:22:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's an interesting guy
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.18,0:22:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a genius
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.53,0:22:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he keeps it real right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.36,0:22:11.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he keeps it real
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.43,0:22:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know he said that McDonald's\Nis his favorite restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.76,0:22:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love mcdonalds
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.71,0:22:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do too, that's what I'm sayin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.70,0:22:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He speaks for the average American\Nperson, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.88,0:22:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get a happy mean right now if I could
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.73,0:22:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal\Nright now, you know what I'm sayin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.46,0:22:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna get a Happy Meal with me\Nright after work?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.68,0:22:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,burger or nuggets?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.55,0:22:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Burger, all day
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.15,0:22:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You trying to get a Happy Meal\Nwith me
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.40,0:22:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after you get off work or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.41,0:22:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna be here around 2 am
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.11,0:22:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll be here
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.36,0:22:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll come back specifically for that
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.73,0:22:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.35,0:22:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how she spelled "fuck"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.58,0:22:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's how she spelled "Kanye".\NA Z Y
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.01,0:22:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it if you're one letter \Noff or something bro
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.83,0:22:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this is absolutely horrendous
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.20,0:22:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is private property you cant be filming
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.96,0:22:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to go
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.06,0:22:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just told us we could stay
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said "on the sidewalk",\Nnot on here
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.84,0:22:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is private property
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.10,0:22:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you guys are allowed to record theres no
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.38,0:22:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean this is a public space
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.65,0:22:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you make sure I \Nlook good in this pose?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.98,0:22:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need to send this over to the police department
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.66,0:22:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, hold on
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.66,0:22:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.70,0:23:00.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get off filming children huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.13,0:23:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's filming children
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.30,0:23:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you put it on Youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.38,0:23:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get off on being a \Nbootleg ass security guard
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.18,0:23:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that doesn't have any power or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.66,0:23:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH I HAVE POWER!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.53,0:23:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to show you
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.76,0:23:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you have power?\NYou have power?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.86,0:23:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I do
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.60,0:23:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gonna arrest me for leaving?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.68,0:23:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do it if you keep trespassing
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.31,0:23:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think you can arrest anyone
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.78,0:23:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I can
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.55,0:23:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not a cop
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.43,0:23:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I respect the hustle man
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.38,0:23:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was funny actually
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.61,0:23:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.71,0:23:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did someone piss in that guys cheerios
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.35,0:23:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this morning or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.21,0:23:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause he knows he can't \Narrest anyone, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.48,0:23:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.20,0:23:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just said- He just said he can though \N-nah
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.03,0:23:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isnt it illegal
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.68,0:23:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so the kanye sign I gotta ask
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.100,0:23:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is it from the award ceremony?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.21,0:23:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.56,0:23:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.26,0:23:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.05,0:23:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other than this, how's your day goin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.43,0:23:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My day was going great until \Nthat guy escalated it
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.73,0:23:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no need
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.51,0:23:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like "You get off filming \Nsmall children, or what?"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.78,0:23:42.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's trying to make us look like\Npedphiles
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.100,0:23:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, exactly
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.13,0:23:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions\Nto take the gun away from that guy
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.49,0:23:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I don't trust him
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.40,0:23:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll talk to him
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.70,0:23:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.46,0:23:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He seems like he's one thing \Naway from having a power trip
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.85,0:23:56.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just like, lighting someone \Nup on the sidewalk
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.41,0:23:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, we don't need that
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.20,0:23:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we don't need that
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.53,0:23:59.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anything else you \Nguys need at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.46,0:24:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or are you guys good?\N- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.78,0:24:01.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, well you guys have a great day!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.100,0:24:02.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KANYE WEST SUCKS!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.93,0:24:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro that actually pissed me off though
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.20,0:24:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I don't usually get mad, especially\Nwhen we're doing the prank
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.54,0:24:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like, he's tryin' to like\Nplay that card
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.25,0:24:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like "you get off filming\Nsmall children, huh?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.06,0:24:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I might've been a \Nlittle harsh on him but bro
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.91,0:24:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's like the one thing that\Nlike, I don't fuck with
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.81,0:24:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like, that type of shit, so I'm not\Nhavin' him over here
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.41,0:24:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accusing us
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.51,0:24:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of basically being a pedophile.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.56,0:24:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.95,0:24:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I gotta say some harsh \Nwords back to him, so be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.85,0:24:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's trying to act \Nlike he's so powerful
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.16,0:24:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like oh you wanna \Nbet I can't arrest you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.31,0:24:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please explain your platform to me
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.95,0:24:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just on team Kanye bro
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.20,0:24:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, at like the awards ceremony
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.75,0:24:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.80,0:24:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.72,0:24:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would \Nnot be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.30,0:24:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe that by any stretch
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.23,0:24:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.15,0:24:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's super talented
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.08,0:24:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think so
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.53,0:24:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.61,0:24:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're two different genres
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.85,0:24:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was right to say what he said,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.88,0:24:57.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't think it's a \N"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.43,0:25:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im just sayin' like, how many times \Nare you going to get broken up with
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.58,0:25:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and write a song about it before you\Nacknowledge the fact that
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.48,0:25:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you might be the problem
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.48,0:25:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.40,0:25:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until you stop getting paid for it
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.61,0:25:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an art industry
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.25,0:25:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.70,0:25:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree\Nthat he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.23,0:25:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, absolutely not
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.41,0:25:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.15,0:25:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.60,0:25:21.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The beacon of light that I \Nfollow, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.100,0:25:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like Kanye is like,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.26,0:25:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.31,0:25:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.98,0:25:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Kool-Aid though.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.16,0:25:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kanye is a freaking rap god, \NI will give you that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.65,0:25:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can pull his album up, and \NI can guarantee you-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.76,0:25:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got some 'Ye in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.65,0:25:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm goin' straight Youtube. \NI'm old-schooled man
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.31,0:25:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guarantee you, one of the \Nfirst 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.30,0:25:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on. I got an Android so \Nmy shit is slow as fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.45,0:25:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you guys doin'?\N-Oh, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.81,0:25:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi! How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.96,0:25:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.05,0:25:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homecoming
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.18,0:25:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a great song too.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.08,0:25:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I respect your opinion though
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.30,0:25:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You kinda changed my perspective a little bit \Nya know
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.78,0:25:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well I mean they are all artists
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.88,0:25:57.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's talent and its all about making money
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.63,0:25:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutley
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.81,0:26:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We literally love you
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.25,0:26:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you I appreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.48,0:26:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like no way its LOFE
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.73,0:26:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy was speaking some wisdom to me
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.26,0:26:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard, I heard
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.18,0:26:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh, can we get a picture?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.98,0:26:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah if you hold the sign you can
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.36,0:26:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would love to
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.49,0:26:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.35,0:26:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta get the swifties on Team Kanye
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.84,0:26:14.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so like you dont have tickets you just
Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.65,0:26:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nah, nah
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.58,0:26:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually like Taylor Swift alot though too
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.21,0:26:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-right
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.13,0:26:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought about going
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.18,0:26:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your favorite song
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.78,0:26:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man \NEnchanted probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.26,0:26:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.21,0:26:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its a great song
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.11,0:26:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your channel on youtube?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.21,0:26:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Kanye West Lover 420
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.95,0:26:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}playing kanye music{\i0}