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I feel like the wind is
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about to blow me off the porch.
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Gotta hold on with my legs here
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Another video started on my back porch
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guys, I know, what a shocker, but
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I just wanted to announce to you that the
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long awaited Lofe pajama pants
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are now available.
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We just dropped these
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they got the Lofe logo on them right here
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I know a lot of you guys have
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been asking for 'em
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if you want a pair
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go pick one up right now
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they're only available at lofestore.com
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Bro you look fresh as hell right now
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the glasses the worst
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we gotta become like a sunglasses,
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like crew,
you know,
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everybody wears
sunglasses, like a band
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a band
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like a rock
band
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oh I thought you meant
like a band
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like a
thousand dollar sunglasses
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Nah, nah
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I have no idea where to go,
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do you know?
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No
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I dont know this park
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I've been here like twice
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you've been here twice,
but you don't know it?
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Yeah
laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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hell nah
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you ask if I can climb trees
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excuse me
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laughs
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Can you climb trees?
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You asked if I can climb trees
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Thats easy
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What do you mean it's easy?
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That shit is easy as fuck
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You can't climb this?
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Now they're talking shit
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(Laughing)
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Making me wanna do it
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I'll fucking break my neck
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Do it
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- Ain't no way, bruh
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Damn
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Thats a real monkey
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He's got more upper body strength than me
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Okay, man, we get it
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We get it, you guys can climb
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Congratulations
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You got your sweater dirty
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Yeah, I know
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You ever play the license plate game
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Uh-uh. What's that?
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like, South Dakota
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You just punch someone
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when you find the license plate,
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- Yeah
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of a different state?
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North Dakota. Boom!
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- What the fuck?
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How you doin?
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Just wonderin what this was
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Were doing like a movie screening
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah
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What does that mean
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well we're screening
a movie
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we cant have anybody
filming over here
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- Oh, he's not filming
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- Yes, he is
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- That's a banana
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laughs
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- I can call the security,
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No, no that's
a banana.
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- or you can go.
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I dunno why that was so funny
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We were having a civil
conversation with him
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this is the boss
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so you gotta listen
to her
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You can't switch up on us (inaudible)
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yeah I can
shes the boss
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Do you have any food
I can buy off
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you first before we go, though?
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I'm starving
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Can we just get some like waster or something
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two minutes
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two minutes and we get water?
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no no no
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two minutes for you to leave
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before I call the park services
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does park service have guns?
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big boy, he needs to eat right here
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- Yeah, for real (inadible)
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He's gonna starve
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Y'all wanna see him starve?
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I dont know them
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- What the fuck?`
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Im not with them
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He just threw us under the bus
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You know what, call the cops
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Call them, call them on him
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Call them on him
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- Yeah, cause I don't know who that is
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He wants to turn his back on us
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We turn our back on him
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He looks like Nikki Sixx
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kinda like a old school rocker
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singing
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Nirvana?
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you he look like one of them n**gas
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laughs
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looks good
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do I look good
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You look great
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Yo, the last time you kicked me
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Bro, my leg damn near went numb
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laughing really?
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I don't know why I let you do that
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Oh God
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It actually hurt
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He didn't even flinch
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His actually hurts a little bit
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Damn!
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He's got some weight on me though
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See, see, bro, see?
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Did that hurt?
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Yes, bro
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Just worried about you, it gets unchy
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It gets what?
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It gets unchy
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Oh, my god!
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I feel like karate kid
damn
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You kicked me in the ass, bro
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Ok, ok
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Okay chill, chill, ay bro
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you got pointy bones bruh
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I can't believe Bill's still
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talking to 'em,
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like how much does he have to say?
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Alright, we're going to wait over here
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I don't have time for this buffoonery
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these rangers suck dick
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Imagine there's an actual crime going down
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they taking this long to get here
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I did check that one
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That one hurt your foot,
I know it hurt your foot
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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too
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youre fucking insane
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I can barely carry myself
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I'm parting the seas like Moses did
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Imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
(laughing)
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I'm gonna use the force to move him that
way
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Aye, look it's working, it's working
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(laughing)
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There's a cop right there,
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go up the trail!
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You ate one of these?
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Well, eat it again
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- You can eat them
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I didn't see
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- She's insane
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Are they good for you?
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- Yeah
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What is it?
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It's a mustard plant
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Man, what the fuck! Yo..
(laughs)
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I'm not eating that
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- It tastes good!
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I don't trust wild flowers
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What if I just jump back
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and fall on my back
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Oh hell no
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(laughing)
Chill, chill out. What the fuck
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- Why you choking me?
Bro you started touching my ass
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- That's crazy bro
How much to eat that?
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uh Ill give you-
10 dollarrs
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No, for you to eat that
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youd have to give me 10 racks
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how much for you to eat that
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For me to eat that? I'm not eating that,
I don't care how much
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you wouldnt do it for 5 billion
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Noo
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ni**a Im swallowin
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5 billion Im swallowing
that bitch like a meal bro
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You know, some black pepper and salt
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You're gonna get a disease and die
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straight deep throat
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(heavy breathing)
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I just realized we're going up the hill
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Why're we doing this
(laughs)
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We all brought really good hiking shoes
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too, as you can tell
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I'm like gasping for air,
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I've walked up like barely a block
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Not all of us are conditioned like you
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I got hiking for a living
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Man, this is beautiful up here
- I told you
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if you dont move your vehicle
you will get a citation
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any cars with a citation will be getting towed
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(laughs)
They're calling about our car
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It was at this moment that he knew,
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he fucked up
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Wait what're they saying?
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We cant park there?
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Shit I heard towed
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lets go back down!
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I was gonna tell you to try one of these
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Try one of these?`
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- Yeah
Am I gonna get sick from this?
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-no youre not
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Ive eaten them many of times
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Its right above some doo doo broo
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You wanna do that?
(laughing)
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It is. I didnt even see that
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Some shit like-
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You know you can eat those yellow flowers,
right?
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-sorry
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The mustard plant
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- Oh
You want one?
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-no thank you
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Im on mushrooms right now
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You're on mushrooms?
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-yessir
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How's it going?
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-flying high
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He's on the magic shrooms
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you cant be stopped there
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the sign right in front of you guys
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I'm like blind though, like I'm 80% blind
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-thats okay
ask the driver right there
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I can't read
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Oh hes blind too
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- Yeah
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you shouldnt be driving then
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He tried to get Lasik and it failed
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-no its okay
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whatever if it well just
give you guys a ticket
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No balls, you rip the ticket
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I swear to god I will
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You will?
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swear to god
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Why're you giving us a ticket though,
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if we're already by the car?
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We were just about to leave
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its a no stopping zone sir
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Well you're stopped here
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Im stopped over there
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Thats your truck right there, right?
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They're allowed to stop here but we can't?
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nah he just mad he got the sick back supreme
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slick back CR7 cut
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Please, sir, sir, I can't get a ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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man get off your knees man
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Bro, I can't afford a ticket
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thats weird
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I cant afford a ticket, sir
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Sir
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Sir
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I spent my last two hundred on a hooker
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I was acting like a tough guy but
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Im really not!
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I just dont want a ticket bro please
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Please, please don't give me a ticket
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I was acting like a tough guy but Im not
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Im really a pussy
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Please, don't give us a ticket sir
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Sir
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Please
ROMERO!
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What do you want?
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Sir, imma be homeless
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if I have to pay this ticket
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I'm down to my last twenty bucks, please
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Please
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please sir
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guys get out of the road
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Ill move if you dont write the ticket
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I can't pay for a ticket
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No
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Please don't
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Sir
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(fake crying)
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I was acting like a tough guy,
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but I'm really not
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(fake crying)
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Sir
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Please
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Please, sir
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I'm on my knees, sir
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Don't give us a ticket!
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Please!
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Please!
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How much is it gonna be?
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Ahh!
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Fuck
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Please!
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its bigger than black and white
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It's not expensive though, right?
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uhh $63
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God Damn!
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63?
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I can't afford $63!
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That's $63 McChickens from McDonalds, sir
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63 is crazy
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63??
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You think I'm Jeff Bezos?
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Sir, I'm saving up for a
battle pass on Fortnite
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Like I'm not gonna be
able to get it now
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What do you expect me to do
now that I can't afford a battle pass?
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-not buy it
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That's not an option
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Look at Melanie talking to the cops
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She's trying to get us out of this.
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Hey! Are you takin' his side?
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Traitor!
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I didnt see these signs
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Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'
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the dont make it clear
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I mean I take it very seriously! I-
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I really do
I seek to abide by uhh...
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the rules
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oh but thats not a good idea
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it (the sign) was actually pointing the other way
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ay ay preach it!
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Look, y'all got a lot of people
mad over here cause of these signs``
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You can't read the signs
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its not about being mad its just about
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I-I'm Furious!
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I am enraged right now
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I understand that
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He has the audacity to give me a
$63 ticket
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when i'm trying to buy a
Battle Pass on Fortnite.
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Can you believe it?
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I thinks its a $68 ticket...
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You're making it worse
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that sign was not facing this direction
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I agree, should we start a petition?
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look at that
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Dude you're trying to discard the evidence
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The sign was pointed that way
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Look how many people got tickets
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they're all over here protesting
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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He got a ticket
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Did they give you a ticket too?
- yeah
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This is ridiculous
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I am enraged right now!
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I am absolutely...
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AHHHHH
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NO
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HEY! COME BACK!
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$63?
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I don't really care though,
I was just trollin'
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lofe can I take a picture please?
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Yeah, you gonna pay for my ticket
or what?
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What? You got a ticket?
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Yeah.
You gonna pay?
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$63? Nah, I ain't got my wallet
on me right now man
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Alright, no picture.
- Ah
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No, I'm just kidding
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Thank you man, nice to meet you.
Appreciate it
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You started crying like aggressively,
bro I lost it
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cough cough
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Ah, all this screaming to protest
the ticket got me fuckin'...
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clears throat
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Oh my god
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cough cough
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I thought he was going to say $200
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$200?
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Yeah, so when he said $63 I was like,
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Oh, that's not that much
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But then I just pretended like it was
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I guess we're eating Pho.
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How y'all doin'?
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when you was running down
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the gut that came out he turned around
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he thought you was chasing him
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For real?
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I guess we're eating Pho.
(in slow motion)
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What guy?
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Right there
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laughing
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laughing
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-almost heart attack
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I thought somebody was gonna kill me
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thought I was gonna run up his ass bro
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Alright, so my boy David Kushner
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has a concert tonight in LA
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Basically, he reached out to me,
a while ago
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I think it was a year ago
or something
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Just on Instagram,
said he likes the videos
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And I'm uh, a fan of his music too
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I think he's really talented
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You know, he's blowing up
big time
00:10:05.444 --> 00:10:06.928
over these past few months
00:10:06.928 --> 00:10:08.177
with his new song and uh,
00:10:08.177 --> 00:10:09.460
yeah, I'm really proud of him. So,
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I saw that he was gonna be in LA
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and I asked him if we could
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come out to his show,
and he said yeah.
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So, he put us on the list and,
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yeah, we're about to go in
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You're going to see David or what?
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Yeah, I love him
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when I saw you followed him, I was like...
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Yeah he's my homie,
He's good
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You want Dan to take it?
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Yeah
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here Im shaking right now
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Dan's shaking too,
I don't know why
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Thank you!
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- Yeah nice to meet you,
appreciate it
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You're shaking more than her bro
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Dan's hand is like this,
Dan's got Parkinson's disease or something
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um can we get a photo with you?
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Yeah of course
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Can I get one?
laughs
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Thank you guys,
I really appreciate it
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I just don't get why the fuck
it's a big deal to bring a camera in
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hey I know youre stressed out right now but
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can I get a photo?
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Yeah, yeah
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I'm not stressed, I'm just like irritated
- Yeah
00:10:51.244 --> 00:10:52.491
(both)
Thank you
00:10:52.491 --> 00:10:55.709
Alright guys well,
I guess they wanna be little
00:10:55.709 --> 00:10:57.395
bleep
00:10:57.395 --> 00:10:58.946
about the camera so..
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I guess we'll just get the
Iphone photos for you guys
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That's really the only option here
00:11:02.975 --> 00:11:04.694
david
how are you?
00:11:04.694 --> 00:11:06.978
What's good?
Nice to meet you guys!
00:11:06.978 --> 00:11:08.576
Oh! Sorry 'bout that
00:11:08.576 --> 00:11:10.410
Nice to meet you bro
00:11:10.410 --> 00:11:11.711
I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger
00:11:11.711 --> 00:11:12.394
thanks for coming
00:11:12.394 --> 00:11:13.496
Of course
- Of course
00:11:13.496 --> 00:11:14.345
Im so proud of you and your success and
00:11:14.345 --> 00:11:15.561
everything it great man
00:11:15.561 --> 00:11:16.410
Dude, you too
00:11:16.410 --> 00:11:17.709
I have to say, David freaking loves you
00:11:17.709 --> 00:11:18.828
Every time I make him food,
00:11:18.828 --> 00:11:20.344
he's like smacks lips
00:11:20.344 --> 00:11:21.928
and he turns on your videos
and watches them
00:11:21.928 --> 00:11:22.378
Im an ipad kid
for this guys
00:11:22.378 --> 00:11:23.394
He's- He's-
00:11:23.394 --> 00:11:27.793
He's been watching you forever
- Okay I run his YouTube channel
00:11:27.793 --> 00:11:29.192
and like when I go to YouTube
00:11:29.192 --> 00:11:30.179
like his algorithm is just you
- He watches you
00:11:30.179 --> 00:11:31.926
Yeah, I watch you now because
of his algorithm
00:11:31.926 --> 00:11:32.946
We're all iPad kids
watching you
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You guys need to do a video together
cause this man's a troll
00:11:35.012 --> 00:11:36.594
If you knew him in real life
00:11:36.594 --> 00:11:37.894
he is literally the biggest troll
you've ever met
00:11:37.894 --> 00:11:39.011
He really is
00:11:39.011 --> 00:11:40.912
I could kinda tell you were a
little bit of a prankster
00:11:40.912 --> 00:11:42.046
Yo, he's a troll, I'm telling you
00:11:42.046 --> 00:11:46.578
Lets go! Proud buffoon!
I already know this one
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- Now you're part of the crew,
you know
00:11:48.311 --> 00:11:49.960
Hell yeah
- You're part of the crew now
00:11:49.960 --> 00:11:51.376
Yo that's so fire!
00:11:51.376 --> 00:11:53.341
We need to get a picture.
Here Brandon, take a picture
00:11:53.341 --> 00:11:55.444
Got it.
Let's get the whole crew in there.
00:11:55.444 --> 00:11:57.311
Hell yeah
00:11:57.311 --> 00:11:58.977
Im looking forward to watching you
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Hell yeah, dude
thanks for coming you guys
00:12:00.593 --> 00:12:01.975
I appreciate you for supporting, yeah
- Of course, yeah
00:12:01.975 --> 00:12:03.128
Yeah, that's so awesome.
00:12:03.128 --> 00:12:05.493
David's acting all put together right now
but if you saw this man
00:12:05.493 --> 00:12:07.675
You gotta get in the zone
I don't wanna disrupt your zone
00:12:07.675 --> 00:12:09.561
No dude, it's all good
00:12:09.561 --> 00:12:10.527
It's so nice to meet you guys
- Nice to meet you!
00:12:10.527 --> 00:12:12.858
Sing it with me
00:12:12.858 --> 00:12:16.693
singing
Hello, Hello. Are you lonely?
00:12:16.693 --> 00:12:20.044
Alright guys,
so if you haven't heard about it
00:12:20.044 --> 00:12:23.644
you probably have,
cause it's been
00:12:23.644 --> 00:12:24.127
basically national news every night
00:12:24.127 --> 00:12:25.111
Taylor Swift is on tour
00:12:25.111 --> 00:12:26.493
it's the Era's tour
00:12:26.493 --> 00:12:28.245
Tonight she playing her
00:12:28.245 --> 00:12:30.778
second sold out night,
here in Minneapolis.
00:12:30.778 --> 00:12:33.045
At beautiful US Bank Stadium.
00:12:33.045 --> 00:12:34.495
So I had this idea,
00:12:34.495 --> 00:12:35.979
I was basicall gonna dress up
00:12:35.979 --> 00:12:36.927
as a Kanye fan,
00:12:36.927 --> 00:12:38.711
I got the whole Kanye gear on here.
00:12:38.711 --> 00:12:40.712
I got Yeezy for President
00:12:40.712 --> 00:12:42.893
Ye for President
00:12:42.893 --> 00:12:45.395
I even got the Yeezy foam runners on.
00:12:45.395 --> 00:12:46.827
If you don't know,
00:12:46.827 --> 00:12:48.076
Taylor Swift and Kanye have that
00:12:48.076 --> 00:12:49.308
infamous beef with eachother
00:12:49.308 --> 00:12:50.628
but you probably know about it.
00:12:50.628 --> 00:12:53.092
I wanna say, just for the record,
I love Taylor Swift
00:12:53.092 --> 00:12:53.977
I think she's great
00:12:53.977 --> 00:12:57.245
I would even consider myself a Swiftie,
to be honest
00:12:57.245 --> 00:12:58.549
Ya know, I love her music.
00:12:58.549 --> 00:13:00.062
So, this is purely a joke.
00:13:00.062 --> 00:13:01.596
Y'all going to Taylor Swift?
00:13:01.596 --> 00:13:02.627
nah but we wish we could
00:13:02.627 --> 00:13:04.862
Were y'all on Kanye's side
on that whole situation, or what?
00:13:04.862 --> 00:13:06.645
Bro what happened?
Oh, with that microphone and shit?
00:13:06.645 --> 00:13:08.443
laughs
Yeah
00:13:08.443 --> 00:13:09.578
can I get a picture?
00:13:09.578 --> 00:13:11.209
You going to the
Taylor Swift concert?
00:13:11.209 --> 00:13:12.294
Yeah, can I get a picture?
- No you can't
00:13:12.294 --> 00:13:13.928
if you're going to Taylor Swift
you can't
00:13:13.928 --> 00:13:14.995
what if I say Im not
00:13:14.995 --> 00:13:17.325
I'm on Kanye's side in the whole
situation, you know?
00:13:17.325 --> 00:13:22.010
laughs
Alright, alright.
00:13:22.010 --> 00:13:22.677
come on let me take one more
00:13:22.677 --> 00:13:23.546
in fron of the stadium look
00:13:23.546 --> 00:13:24.126
I take goo pictures Im not even finna lie to yall
00:13:24.126 --> 00:13:25.312
both
Thank you!
00:13:25.312 --> 00:13:26.342
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
00:13:26.342 --> 00:13:28.259
Hey just remember,
Beyonce had the best video of all time
00:13:28.259 --> 00:13:30.326
Hey, hey, that what he said?
00:13:30.326 --> 00:13:31.309
Of all time!
00:13:31.309 --> 00:13:33.529
He took that mic though,
He shouldn't have took the mic
00:13:33.529 --> 00:13:35.708
aint they. back together?
00:13:35.708 --> 00:13:36.695
kanye and beyonce?
00:13:36.695 --> 00:13:39.478
b**** theyve never been together
00:13:39.478 --> 00:13:41.059
Beyonce had the- She had the
best video of all time
00:13:41.059 --> 00:13:41.961
Yeah, she did
00:13:41.961 --> 00:13:44.728
Now remember, Kanye made that bitch famous
00:13:44.728 --> 00:13:45.779
Yeah, he did
00:13:45.779 --> 00:13:46.343
Don't ever forget it
00:13:46.343 --> 00:13:47.428
he did put her on
00:13:47.428 --> 00:13:49.043
Hey imagine if all the Taylor Swift fans
just like me
00:13:49.043 --> 00:13:50.844
Like I just come in looking like this
and they just like me
00:13:50.844 --> 00:13:53.976
Is this the uh, Taylor Swift merch stand?
- Yes it is!
00:13:53.976 --> 00:13:56.791
Are we able to get some of
that Kanye merch?
00:13:56.791 --> 00:13:58.494
Guess some what?
00:13:58.494 --> 00:13:59.696
Some Kanye merch in there?
00:13:59.696 --> 00:14:02.179
Yeah, that's what they're telling me,
00:14:02.179 --> 00:14:03.993
that's all the merchandise
- No, like for Kanye, Kanye West?
00:14:03.993 --> 00:14:06.145
Kanye West? No not him.
- Like Yeezy?
00:14:06.145 --> 00:14:06.644
No, not here.
00:14:06.644 --> 00:14:08.296
You know he made that bitch famous right?
00:14:08.296 --> 00:14:12.228
Well, I don't care who made who famous.
00:14:12.228 --> 00:14:14.592
The only thing they sell is
Taylor Swift stuff.
00:14:14.592 --> 00:14:16.961
You're on Taylor's side in
this situation though?
00:14:16.961 --> 00:14:19.160
I'm on nobody's side,
I'm with whoever's here.
00:14:19.160 --> 00:14:21.078
'Cause Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
00:14:21.078 --> 00:14:22.011
You know that right?
00:14:22.011 --> 00:14:25.177
I don't follow Beyonce either,
I'm a rock n' roll guy, so
00:14:25.177 --> 00:14:26.177
Oh, what band do you like?
00:14:26.177 --> 00:14:27.845
My first band I saw was the Beatles.
00:14:27.845 --> 00:14:29.779
The Beatles? You respect real music,
I appreciate it.
00:14:29.779 --> 00:14:31.145
Rock n' roll man.
00:14:31.145 --> 00:14:32.610
Could I get a shot on the news?
00:14:32.610 --> 00:14:36.458
Um, not necessarily.
00:14:36.458 --> 00:14:37.228
Why?
00:14:37.228 --> 00:14:42.394
Because that's, you're like here for
00:14:42.394 --> 00:14:43.895
some political reason and
I am not here to cover a political story
00:14:43.895 --> 00:14:48.558
Political? Political?
Nah, I'm just Team Kanye.
00:14:48.558 --> 00:14:50.412
You know about the whole situation, right?
00:14:50.412 --> 00:14:54.745
I honestly don't so I'm just
gonna leave it alone.
00:14:54.745 --> 00:14:56.994
I'm just saying he made that bitch famous,
you know that right?
00:14:56.994 --> 00:15:01.677
Ok, alright. Yeah, whatever you think man.
00:15:01.677 --> 00:15:05.428
I'm- I'm not here to really talk about it,
I'm just here to cover this.
00:15:05.428 --> 00:15:10.029
So, you know...
You can talk to anybody else.
00:15:10.029 --> 00:15:12.877
Well it's a big deal because the only
reason Taylor Swift is here
00:15:12.877 --> 00:15:14.226
is 'cause of Kanye
00:15:14.226 --> 00:15:17.362
Ok maybe, that's so.
I'm not trying to get involved.
00:15:17.362 --> 00:15:19.992
Can you tell me like,
what do you like about Taylor Swift?
00:15:19.992 --> 00:15:21.427
laughs
What?
00:15:21.427 --> 00:15:22.926
Cause imma be honest,
00:15:22.926 --> 00:15:24.677
I'm more on Kanye's side
in the whole situation.
00:15:24.677 --> 00:15:26.295
I don't mind Kanye, but I think he's
00:15:26.295 --> 00:15:28.713
a little, self centered.
00:15:28.713 --> 00:15:32.495
I mean, I don't think he's a kind person,
for what he did to Taylor Swift.
00:15:32.495 --> 00:15:35.512
Well I mean if you make Graduation,
you'd be self centered too, right?
00:15:35.512 --> 00:15:36.744
If you what?
00:15:36.744 --> 00:15:38.880
If you made Graduation
you'd be self centered too.
00:15:38.880 --> 00:15:40.829
- No
Or College Drop out.
00:15:40.829 --> 00:15:41.744
laughs
00:15:41.744 --> 00:15:43.778
Like I'd like to see Taylor
pump out College Drop out
00:15:43.778 --> 00:15:48.128
Everybody's entitled to their own opinion
and likes so,
00:15:48.128 --> 00:15:49.946
hey Im not sure people came here to
00:15:49.946 --> 00:15:51.178
talk to uhh strangers
00:15:51.178 --> 00:15:52.594
I just feel a weird vibe
00:15:52.594 --> 00:15:54.462
So you're definitely not
on Kanye's side then.
00:15:54.462 --> 00:15:57.277
No, we're in a Taylor Swift line.
00:15:57.277 --> 00:15:59.743
No, but I'm team Kanye.
00:15:59.743 --> 00:16:01.479
That's cool, that's great.
00:16:01.479 --> 00:16:03.075
Taylor couldn't make Graduation
00:16:03.075 --> 00:16:04.178
I'm telling you that.
00:16:04.178 --> 00:16:06.245
It's like Taylor said,
she's a fan, but you now,
00:16:06.245 --> 00:16:08.560
kinda disappointed in some of the
things he's done.
00:16:08.560 --> 00:16:10.162
No but he's a genius though, right?
00:16:10.162 --> 00:16:12.211
He made Yeezy Foam Runners, ya know?
00:16:12.211 --> 00:16:14.575
And those are probably the most
hideous things I've ever seen.
00:16:14.575 --> 00:16:16.776
Excuse me?
- Yes, sorry.
00:16:16.776 --> 00:16:18.295
You're disrespecting my Foam Runners?
00:16:18.295 --> 00:16:20.595
You're disrespecting my like
of Taylor Swift
00:16:20.595 --> 00:16:22.946
so how about we just end this conversation
00:16:22.946 --> 00:16:24.462
I paid 1,500 bucks for these.
00:16:24.462 --> 00:16:27.344
Well honey you probably should've bought
some pants that are a little
00:16:27.344 --> 00:16:29.395
more appropriate for $1500
00:16:29.395 --> 00:16:31.344
You mean these beautiful pajama pants?
00:16:31.344 --> 00:16:32.346
Yeah...
00:16:32.346 --> 00:16:34.146
That are available at Lofestore.com
00:16:34.146 --> 00:16:35.427
What do you do for a living?
00:16:35.427 --> 00:16:36.445
I'm on unemployment.
00:16:36.445 --> 00:16:37.509
I wonder why
00:16:37.509 --> 00:16:39.328
How about you go get some
00:16:39.328 --> 00:16:41.512
normal clothes, and then you can
a normal job.
00:16:41.512 --> 00:16:45.445
These PJs are the best quality
PJs on the market though
00:16:45.445 --> 00:16:46.827
That's great, good for you!
00:16:46.827 --> 00:16:48.279
And they're available at lofestore.com
00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:49.595
you're not welcome here
00:16:49.595 --> 00:16:51.260
and you're harassing people which is illegal
00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:52.162
so fuck off!
00:16:52.162 --> 00:16:53.262
BOOOO!
00:16:53.262 --> 00:16:54.295
This is illegal?
00:16:54.295 --> 00:16:55.246
yes it is
harassing people is illegal
00:16:55.246 --> 00:16:56.193
How am I harassing people?
00:16:56.193 --> 00:16:58.862
You're just mad that Beyonce had the
best video of all time.
00:16:58.862 --> 00:17:02.460
- I think they're filming
Just so you know, if we ignore him
00:17:02.460 --> 00:17:03.980
They have nothing to put on film, so...
00:17:03.980 --> 00:17:05.795
get his 15 minutes of fame
00:17:05.795 --> 00:17:07.263
can we take a picture ??
00:17:07.263 --> 00:17:08.461
- No, no, no.
00:17:08.461 --> 00:17:09.245
Oh.
00:17:09.245 --> 00:17:10.045
Yeah, of course
00:17:10.045 --> 00:17:12.128
I love- I love you, I love him!
I love him so much
00:17:12.128 --> 00:17:13.128
laughs
00:17:13.128 --> 00:17:14.829
Mags if you're seeing this, hi!
00:17:14.829 --> 00:17:16.160
Wait show the sign, show the sign!
00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:17.595
I love Kanye
00:17:17.595 --> 00:17:18.811
Kanye's the best.
00:17:18.811 --> 00:17:20.531
I love Kanye, bro.
Kanye is amazing.
00:17:20.531 --> 00:17:21.393
laughs
00:17:21.393 --> 00:17:22.211
I love Kanye!
00:17:22.211 --> 00:17:23.546
Team Kanye!
00:17:23.546 --> 00:17:24.928
Team Kanye, let's go!
00:17:24.928 --> 00:17:26.245
Thank you so much!
00:17:26.245 --> 00:17:27.759
Alright thank you, appreciate it
00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:30.611
Um excuse me,
you're harassing me right now
00:17:30.611 --> 00:17:32.293
Are you sure I can't just get one shot?
00:17:32.293 --> 00:17:33.146
in the news?
00:17:33.146 --> 00:17:35.059
I need to get my 15 minutes
of fame, you know?
00:17:35.059 --> 00:17:35.812
like she said
00:17:35.812 --> 00:17:37.110
That's really not why I'm here
00:17:37.110 --> 00:17:39.746
I'm here to do a specific thing.
00:17:39.746 --> 00:17:41.194
What's the specific thing then?
00:17:41.194 --> 00:17:42.461
Cover this event.
00:17:42.461 --> 00:17:44.462
To some extent you're apart of the event.
But-
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Hey see, that's all we
needed to hear right?
00:17:46.279 --> 00:17:47.463
I'm a part of the event.
00:17:47.463 --> 00:17:48.945
Are you mad that our camera
could beat your camera?
00:17:48.945 --> 00:17:52.396
Not really, I have that camera myself.
-Hey, you don't need to flex on us
00:17:52.396 --> 00:17:55.344
or anything. Chill, I was just joking
you know? Obviously this camera's like
00:17:55.344 --> 00:17:58.395
a heavy weight, you know what I'm saying?
Our camera's a light weight
00:17:58.395 --> 00:17:59.361
lady laughs
this guy
00:17:59.361 --> 00:18:00.363
-Yeah.
00:18:00.363 --> 00:18:02.694
Can you stop talking to me?
00:18:02.694 --> 00:18:03.993
I feel harassed right now.
00:18:03.993 --> 00:18:05.345
I dont think hes gonna be president
00:18:05.345 --> 00:18:06.563
You don't think he's
going to be president?
00:18:06.563 --> 00:18:08.846
-No.
You're delusional my friend, 2024.
00:18:08.846 --> 00:18:10.177
is that the year?
00:18:10.177 --> 00:18:11.144
Easy win.
00:18:11.144 --> 00:18:12.426
are you recording this right now?
00:18:12.426 --> 00:18:13.761
No
00:18:13.761 --> 00:18:16.246
He's taking thirty pictures per second
00:18:16.246 --> 00:18:17.875
alright best of luck with your uh
your endeavors
00:18:17.875 --> 00:18:21.142
You think I'll get my 15 minutes or what?
-yeah
00:18:21.142 --> 00:18:22.429
You believe in me?
-go strong
00:18:22.429 --> 00:18:23.845
Alright, thanks man.
00:18:23.845 --> 00:18:25.262
Excuse me, sir
00:18:25.262 --> 00:18:26.829
I feel like I'm in some hostile territory
right now
00:18:26.829 --> 00:18:28.761
That's your problem, I guess
00:18:28.761 --> 00:18:31.479
Do you think you could go talk to that uh
woman over there?
00:18:31.479 --> 00:18:34.645
She was being really mean to me.
Like that one Taylor Swift song, Mean.
00:18:34.645 --> 00:18:35.895
I can't do nothing about it.
00:18:35.895 --> 00:18:37.045
What's going on with you?
00:18:37.045 --> 00:18:39.193
Why're you holding up your sign?
00:18:39.193 --> 00:18:40.729
Cause I'm on team Kanye.
00:18:40.729 --> 00:18:42.544
- Okay, well...
Are you not?
00:18:42.544 --> 00:18:45.197
You think Taylor Swift would've been
able to make College Dropout?
00:18:45.197 --> 00:18:46.859
I don't know.
00:18:46.859 --> 00:18:48.462
Stop your filming,
00:18:48.462 --> 00:18:50.695
You can't talk to these guys,
don't talk to them.
00:18:50.695 --> 00:18:52.380
I don't think it was really that serious.
00:18:52.380 --> 00:18:53.929
team kanye
I dont really have strong feelings
00:18:53.929 --> 00:18:55.547
for that whole situation either way
00:18:55.547 --> 00:19:00.276
But you agree he made her famous, right?
00:19:00.276 --> 00:19:03.429
Like you never heard the song, Famous?
00:19:03.429 --> 00:19:07.010
Im honestly not the person to ask
00:19:07.010 --> 00:19:08.111
Im just here for the ride
00:19:08.111 --> 00:19:09.246
Who's the Taylor Swift fan here then?
00:19:09.246 --> 00:19:10.294
You got the merch on, so
00:19:10.294 --> 00:19:11.761
I love Taylor Swift
00:19:11.761 --> 00:19:13.244
Like what's so great about
her though, you know?
00:19:13.244 --> 00:19:14.877
Whats so great about kanye?
00:19:14.877 --> 00:19:16.245
She's so talented, I love her lyrics!
00:19:16.245 --> 00:19:17.662
Kanye's a genius.
- Yeah...
00:19:17.662 --> 00:19:18.811
He made some of the
best music of all time.
00:19:18.811 --> 00:19:19.861
Taylor Swift is just like
00:19:19.861 --> 00:19:21.279
she breaks up with someone,
00:19:21.279 --> 00:19:22.310
writes a song, like,
00:19:22.310 --> 00:19:23.345
how many people
can you break up with
00:19:23.345 --> 00:19:24.894
before you finally decide
it's time to go to therapy
00:19:24.894 --> 00:19:26.926
apparently a lot right and like
00:19:26.926 --> 00:19:28.262
its working for her right ?
00:19:28.262 --> 00:19:29.295
Thanks to Kanye
00:19:29.295 --> 00:19:30.727
I mean she's a therapist so-
00:19:30.727 --> 00:19:31.778
You're a therapist?
00:19:31.778 --> 00:19:33.162
So you think you'd be able to help Taylor?
00:19:33.162 --> 00:19:34.196
probably not
00:19:34.196 --> 00:19:34.993
laughs
00:19:34.993 --> 00:19:36.511
You should try
00:19:36.511 --> 00:19:38.480
cause we don't need anymore
of her music, you know?
00:19:38.480 --> 00:19:40.245
You gotta fix her so she never
releases another song
00:19:40.245 --> 00:19:41.145
You know what's great
00:19:41.145 --> 00:19:43.945
about life in general
00:19:43.945 --> 00:19:45.310
you don't have to do anything
00:19:45.310 --> 00:19:46.379
you don't want to
00:19:46.379 --> 00:19:47.896
Do you like me Yeezy Foam Runners though?
00:19:47.896 --> 00:19:50.812
Do you like my- Do you like my
Foam Runners at least?
00:19:50.812 --> 00:19:53.363
Oh we got the
00:19:53.363 --> 00:19:54.546
big boys coming in now
00:19:54.546 --> 00:19:56.575
Paul, put some hardcore rock n' roll
00:19:56.575 --> 00:19:59.313
over this
00:19:59.313 --> 00:20:01.061
rock music playing
00:20:01.061 --> 00:20:02.177
hey I love your videos man
00:20:02.177 --> 00:20:03.310
Thanks!
laughs
00:20:03.310 --> 00:20:04.229
Appreciate it.
00:20:04.229 --> 00:20:05.161
my kids follow you
00:20:05.161 --> 00:20:06.412
you going to the show or no?
00:20:06.412 --> 00:20:07.744
Does it look like I'm going?
00:20:07.744 --> 00:20:09.061
I'm on Kanye's side
00:20:09.061 --> 00:20:10.109
on the whole situation, ya know?
00:20:10.109 --> 00:20:11.311
Well, I don't even know
00:20:11.311 --> 00:20:12.393
its a good even though
00:20:12.393 --> 00:20:13.330
you should come out
00:20:13.330 --> 00:20:14.611
I feel like they'd castrate me
00:20:14.611 --> 00:20:15.461
if I tried to walk in there, you know
00:20:15.461 --> 00:20:17.645
I turned all the Taylor Swift
fans on me already
00:20:17.645 --> 00:20:19.281
I actually like Taylor Swift, though
- Yeah.
00:20:19.281 --> 00:20:20.796
Like, I like her music
00:20:20.796 --> 00:20:21.780
Here you go.
00:20:21.780 --> 00:20:22.976
Hold that for the picture.
00:20:22.976 --> 00:20:24.310
thanks man
00:20:24.310 --> 00:20:25.227
Yeah, of course
00:20:25.227 --> 00:20:27.892
Did she force you to go, or what?
00:20:27.892 --> 00:20:29.596
No, I didn't even go.
- We're not going
00:20:29.596 --> 00:20:30.846
Oh, you're not going?
- We're just checking it out.
00:20:30.846 --> 00:20:31.896
That's what I like to hear
00:20:31.896 --> 00:20:32.763
I already went
00:20:32.763 --> 00:20:33.864
Oh you went?
- Yeah, in Chicago
00:20:33.864 --> 00:20:35.712
Why?
00:20:35.712 --> 00:20:37.545
Because my friends sugar
daddy got us tickets.
00:20:37.545 --> 00:20:37.795
Really?
- Yeah.
00:20:37.795 --> 00:20:41.146
Well, you know that like,
Kanye made her famous, right?
00:20:41.146 --> 00:20:43.678
Who the fuck cares?
00:20:43.678 --> 00:20:44.862
I do.
00:20:44.862 --> 00:20:46.310
Kanye is owed his credit.
00:20:46.310 --> 00:20:47.562
I made yall a bracelet
00:20:47.562 --> 00:20:49.277
What does it say? "Fuck you"?
00:20:49.277 --> 00:20:51.562
she spelt it wrong though
00:20:51.562 --> 00:20:53.696
What a hero she is, man.
00:20:53.696 --> 00:20:54.844
Excuse me
00:20:54.844 --> 00:20:55.895
Excuse me
00:20:55.895 --> 00:20:56.663
STOP BUGGING US!
00:20:56.663 --> 00:20:57.296
- You guys cannot be over here
00:20:57.296 --> 00:20:59.864
No, she made me a- she made me a bracelet
but she spelt it wrong
00:20:59.864 --> 00:21:01.280
It spells "Fuck Kanye" though
00:21:01.280 --> 00:21:03.863
You spelt "fuck Kanye" wrong.
00:21:03.863 --> 00:21:05.680
How is that even possible?
It's nine letters
00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:07.279
It's nine letters
00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:09.412
This is- It's not even close
00:21:09.412 --> 00:21:12.246
You put a 'Z' in there. What part of
"Kanye" has a 'Z' in it, though?
00:21:12.246 --> 00:21:14.343
Sir, I'm asking you guys to move please.
00:21:14.343 --> 00:21:16.345
are you guys deaf or hard of hearing?
00:21:16.345 --> 00:21:17.695
He's- he's deaf
00:21:17.695 --> 00:21:18.646
He's deaf
00:21:18.646 --> 00:21:19.729
-I'm asking you to move please.
00:21:19.729 --> 00:21:21.080
And that's very offensive
00:21:21.080 --> 00:21:21.930
-Please move.
00:21:21.930 --> 00:21:23.593
Youre offensive!
00:21:23.593 --> 00:21:24.411
unless you guys have a bracelet
00:21:24.411 --> 00:21:25.176
this is private property
00:21:25.176 --> 00:21:26.180
Oh, no. I have a bracelet.
00:21:26.180 --> 00:21:27.229
Well, no. Um, it's for media
00:21:27.229 --> 00:21:29.064
Do you want me to like,
update the bracelet for you
00:21:29.064 --> 00:21:29.861
so it's spelled right?
00:21:29.861 --> 00:21:31.427
no thats for you
peace and love
00:21:31.427 --> 00:21:34.312
You're on team Kanye, right?
00:21:34.312 --> 00:21:35.329
I know Kanye
00:21:35.329 --> 00:21:37.845
I'm just saying, I'd like to see Taylor
make Graduation, right?
00:21:37.845 --> 00:21:39.496
Like, there's no chance.
00:21:39.496 --> 00:21:40.780
whats graduation
00:21:40.780 --> 00:21:41.760
You've never heard of-
00:21:41.760 --> 00:21:43.627
I had a dream I could
buy my way to heaven
00:21:43.627 --> 00:21:44.945
oh by Kanye?
-yeah
00:21:44.945 --> 00:21:48.910
Like, you think Taylor could
make something like that?
00:21:48.910 --> 00:21:50.413
those are different genres right?
00:21:50.413 --> 00:21:53.661
All she does is get broken up
with and then write an album about it
00:21:53.661 --> 00:21:55.145
laughs
00:21:55.145 --> 00:21:56.346
Like, how many times can you do that?
00:21:56.346 --> 00:21:57.945
How many times can you do
that before you start to think
00:21:57.945 --> 00:21:59.596
"Okay, maybe I'm the problem?"
you know?
00:21:59.596 --> 00:22:01.378
Im the problem its me right?
00:22:01.378 --> 00:22:02.379
Yeah.
00:22:02.379 --> 00:22:03.661
That's the only good song she has.
00:22:03.661 --> 00:22:04.644
you think kanye's gonna run?
00:22:04.644 --> 00:22:05.863
Yeah, he's gonna win too
-is he?
00:22:05.863 --> 00:22:07.180
Yeah, I'm voting for him
00:22:07.180 --> 00:22:08.178
he's an interesting guy
00:22:08.178 --> 00:22:09.530
He's a genius
00:22:09.530 --> 00:22:10.362
because he keeps it real right?
00:22:10.362 --> 00:22:11.430
Yeah, he keeps it real
00:22:11.430 --> 00:22:12.763
You know he said that McDonald's
is his favorite restaurant?
00:22:12.763 --> 00:22:13.711
I love mcdonalds
00:22:13.711 --> 00:22:14.697
I do too, that's what I'm sayin
00:22:14.697 --> 00:22:16.879
He speaks for the average American
person, you know?
00:22:16.879 --> 00:22:18.729
I'll get a happy mean right now if I could
00:22:18.729 --> 00:22:21.464
Bro I would fucking destroy a Happy Meal
right now, you know what I'm sayin'?
00:22:21.464 --> 00:22:23.678
You wanna get a Happy Meal with me
right after work?
00:22:23.678 --> 00:22:24.547
burger or nuggets?
00:22:24.547 --> 00:22:26.147
Burger, all day
00:22:26.147 --> 00:22:27.396
You trying to get a Happy Meal
with me
00:22:27.396 --> 00:22:28.411
after you get off work or what?
00:22:28.411 --> 00:22:30.113
If you wanna be here around 2 am
00:22:30.113 --> 00:22:31.361
Oh, I'll be here
00:22:31.361 --> 00:22:32.729
I'll come back specifically for that
00:22:32.729 --> 00:22:34.346
Okay, this is atrocious spelling though
00:22:34.346 --> 00:22:35.579
That's how she spelled "fuck"
00:22:35.579 --> 00:22:38.012
And that's how she spelled "Kanye".
A Z Y
00:22:38.012 --> 00:22:39.830
I get it if you're one letter
off or something bro
00:22:39.830 --> 00:22:41.196
but this is absolutely horrendous
00:22:41.196 --> 00:22:42.961
this is private property you cant be filming
00:22:42.961 --> 00:22:44.061
you need to go
00:22:44.061 --> 00:22:45.577
He just told us we could stay
00:22:45.577 --> 00:22:47.844
He said "on the sidewalk",
not on here
00:22:47.844 --> 00:22:49.096
This is private property
00:22:49.096 --> 00:22:50.381
you guys are allowed to record theres no
00:22:50.381 --> 00:22:52.646
I mean this is a public space
00:22:52.646 --> 00:22:54.980
Can you make sure I
look good in this pose?
00:22:54.980 --> 00:22:56.662
we need to send this over to the police department
00:22:56.662 --> 00:22:57.661
Hold on, hold on
00:22:57.661 --> 00:22:58.697
Get the sign in it, get the sign in it
00:22:58.697 --> 00:23:00.128
you get off filming children huh?
00:23:00.128 --> 00:23:01.296
Nobody's filming children
00:23:01.296 --> 00:23:02.379
Make sure you put it on Youtube
00:23:02.379 --> 00:23:04.180
You get off on being a
bootleg ass security guard
00:23:04.180 --> 00:23:05.661
that doesn't have any power or what?
00:23:05.661 --> 00:23:06.530
OH I HAVE POWER!
00:23:06.530 --> 00:23:07.763
You want me to show you
00:23:07.763 --> 00:23:08.863
Oh you have power?
You have power?
00:23:08.863 --> 00:23:09.597
Yeah I do
00:23:09.597 --> 00:23:10.680
You gonna arrest me for leaving?
00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:12.312
I can do it if you keep trespassing
00:23:12.312 --> 00:23:13.780
I don't think you can arrest anyone
00:23:13.780 --> 00:23:14.547
Yeah I can
00:23:14.547 --> 00:23:15.427
You're not a cop
00:23:15.427 --> 00:23:16.377
I respect the hustle man
00:23:16.377 --> 00:23:17.613
that was funny actually
00:23:17.613 --> 00:23:19.713
I appreciate it
00:23:19.713 --> 00:23:20.347
did someone piss in that guys cheerios
00:23:20.347 --> 00:23:21.213
this morning or something?
00:23:21.213 --> 00:23:22.480
'Cause he knows he can't
arrest anyone, right?
00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:23.195
-yeah
00:23:23.195 --> 00:23:25.029
He just said- He just said he can though
-nah
00:23:25.029 --> 00:23:26.679
isnt it illegal
00:23:26.679 --> 00:23:27.995
so the kanye sign I gotta ask
00:23:27.995 --> 00:23:29.213
is it from the award ceremony?
00:23:29.213 --> 00:23:30.563
Yeah, you know the whole situation, right?
00:23:30.563 --> 00:23:32.262
You're team Kanye, right? I can tell
00:23:32.262 --> 00:23:33.047
laughs
00:23:33.047 --> 00:23:34.429
Other than this, how's your day goin'?
00:23:34.429 --> 00:23:36.729
My day was going great until
that guy escalated it
00:23:36.729 --> 00:23:38.513
there's no need
00:23:38.513 --> 00:23:40.780
He's like "You get off filming
small children, or what?"
00:23:40.780 --> 00:23:42.997
he's trying to make us look like
pedphiles
00:23:42.997 --> 00:23:44.130
Yeah, exactly
00:23:44.130 --> 00:23:48.494
Can you tell uh, integra-risk-solutions
to take the gun away from that guy
00:23:48.494 --> 00:23:49.396
'cause I don't trust him
00:23:49.396 --> 00:23:50.696
we'll talk to him
00:23:50.696 --> 00:23:51.463
Alright.
00:23:51.463 --> 00:23:54.846
He seems like he's one thing
away from having a power trip
00:23:54.846 --> 00:23:56.413
and just like, lighting someone
up on the sidewalk
00:23:56.413 --> 00:23:57.195
yeah, we don't need that
00:23:57.195 --> 00:23:58.527
Yeah, we don't need that
00:23:58.527 --> 00:23:59.462
Is there anything else you
guys need at all?
00:23:59.462 --> 00:24:00.777
Or are you guys good?
- Um.. Nah, I'm good.
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Alright, well you guys have a great day!
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KANYE WEST SUCKS!
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Bro that actually pissed me off though
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Like I don't usually get mad, especially
when we're doing the prank
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but like, he's tryin' to like
play that card
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like "you get off filming
small children, huh?"
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I know I might've been a
little harsh on him but bro
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that's like the one thing that
like, I don't fuck with
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is like, that type of shit, so I'm not
havin' him over here
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accusing us
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of basically being a pedophile.
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Bro I'm not fuckin' having that
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So if I gotta say some harsh
words back to him, so be it.
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And he's trying to act
like he's so powerful
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"Like oh you wanna
bet I can't arrest you?"
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please explain your platform to me
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I'm just on team Kanye bro
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You know, at like the awards ceremony
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"Beyonce had the best video of all time"
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Yeah
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If he didn't do that, Taylor Swift would
not be playing U.S. Bank Stadium right now
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I don't believe that by any stretch
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What do you mean?
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She's super talented
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I don't think so
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Like, I'd like to see her make Graduation
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They're two different genres
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He was right to say what he said,
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but I don't think it's a
"fuck Taylor Swift" kind of thing
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Im just sayin' like, how many times
are you going to get broken up with
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and write a song about it before you
acknowledge the fact that
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you might be the problem
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laughs
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Until you stop getting paid for it
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This is an art industry
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I get it
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And I fuck with 'Ye and do you agree
that he sometimes can be batshit crazy?
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Oh, absolutely not
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Well-
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Kanye- Kanye is like- He is like
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The beacon of light that I
follow, you know?
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Like Kanye is like,
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Anything Kanye says, I agree with.
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Wow. You drank the Kool-Aid.
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I hate Kool-Aid though.
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Kanye is a freaking rap god,
I will give you that.
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I can pull his album up, and
I can guarantee you-
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You got some 'Ye in there?
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I'm goin' straight Youtube.
I'm old-schooled man
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But I guarantee you, one of the
first 3 songs, is a 'Ye song.
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Hold on. I got an Android so
my shit is slow as fuck.
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How are you guys doin'?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Hi! How are you?
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Good
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Homecoming
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That's a great song too.
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I respect your opinion though
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You kinda changed my perspective a little bit
ya know
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well I mean they are all artists
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It's talent and its all about making money
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Absolutley
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We literally love you
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Thank you I appreciate it
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I was like no way its LOFE
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That guy was speaking some wisdom to me
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I heard, I heard
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Oh my gosh, can we get a picture?
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Yeah if you hold the sign you can
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I would love to
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laughing
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gotta get the swifties on Team Kanye
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so like you dont have tickets you just
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nah, nah
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I actually like Taylor Swift alot though too
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-right
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I thought about going
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What's your favorite song
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Oh man
Enchanted probably.
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Oh my god
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Its a great song
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What's your channel on youtube?
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Oh Kanye West Lover 420
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playing kanye music