[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.15,0:00:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta hold on with my legs here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.86,0:00:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another video started on my back porch, guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.29,0:00:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i know, what a shocker, but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.91,0:00:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.51,0:00:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lofe pajama pants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.26,0:00:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are now available
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we just dropped these
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.68,0:00:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they got the Lofe logo on them right here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.65,0:00:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.78,0:00:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want a pair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.77,0:00:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go pick one up right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.99,0:00:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're only available at lofestore.com
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.53,0:00:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bro you look fresh as hell right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.62,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the glasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.51,0:00:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.26,0:00:31.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.88,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- a band?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, like a rock band
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.15,0:00:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh, i thought you meant like a band, like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.31,0:00:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a thousand dollar glasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.40,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nah, nah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.48,0:00:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.43,0:00:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, I don't know this park
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.90,0:00:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been here like twice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.20,0:00:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.80,0:00:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.96,0:00:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.81,0:00:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- hell nah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.77,0:00:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ask if I can climb trees?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.41,0:00:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.46,0:00:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you can't climb that, bro?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.93,0:00:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you climb?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.41,0:00:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that's easy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.52,0:00:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you mean it's easy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.50,0:00:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that shit easy as fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.43,0:00:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't climb this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.97,0:01:00.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now they're talking shit (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making me wanna do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.86,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll fucking break my neck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.12,0:01:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.100,0:01:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ain't no way, bruh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.47,0:01:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,damn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.43,0:01:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that's a real monkey
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's got more upper body strength than me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.81,0:01:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, man, we get it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.12,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we get it, you guys can climb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.90,0:01:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congratulations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.12,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you got your sweater dirty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, I know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.32,0:01:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ever play the license plate game?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.49,0:01:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh-uh. what's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.74,0:01:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, South Dakota
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.83,0:01:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just punch someone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.44,0:01:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you find the license plate
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.65,0:01:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.99,0:01:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a different state
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.78,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North Dakota (punches) Boom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.19,0:01:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- what the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.76,0:01:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how you doin?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just wondering what this was?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.70,0:01:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- we're doing like a movie screening
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.17,0:01:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.80,0:01:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- yeah, yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.42,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- what does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- well, we're screening a movie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.41,0:01:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- we can't have anybody filming over here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.11,0:01:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- oh, he's not filming
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.54,0:01:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- yes, he is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that's a banana
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.12,0:01:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.81,0:01:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can call the security...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.96,0:01:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, no that's a banana
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.73,0:01:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...or you can go
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.12,0:01:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were just asking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.84,0:01:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why that was so funny
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.73,0:01:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were having a civil conversation with him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.30,0:01:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- this is the boss, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.11,0:01:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta listen to her
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.98,0:01:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't switch up on us (inaudible)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.39,0:01:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I can, she's the boss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.18,0:01:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you have any food I can buy off you first
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.99,0:01:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before we go, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.79,0:01:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starving
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.50,0:01:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can we just get some like water or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.85,0:01:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- two minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.55,0:02:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes and we get water?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.58,0:02:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, no, no, no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.22,0:02:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two minutes for you to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.22,0:02:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I call the park services
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does park service have guns?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.59,0:02:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big boy, he needs to eat right here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.30,0:02:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's gonna starve
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.82,0:02:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,y'all wanna see him starve?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.48,0:02:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- what the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.83,0:02:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not with them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.12,0:02:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he just threw us under the bus
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.42,0:02:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know what, call the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call them, call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.83,0:02:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call them on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.53,0:02:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he wants to turn his back on us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.91,0:02:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we turn our back on him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.97,0:02:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he looks like a Nikki Sixx
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.30,0:02:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda like a old school rocker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.61,0:02:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.51,0:02:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nirvana?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.92,0:02:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, he look like one of them n*****
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.32,0:02:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.76,0:02:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he looks good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.52,0:02:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do I look good?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.17,0:02:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, the last time you kicked me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.15,0:02:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bro, my leg got ()
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.38,0:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.46,0:02:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why I let you do that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.51,0:02:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.90,0:02:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it actually hurt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.87,0:02:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he didn't even flinch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.81,0:02:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his actually hurt a little
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.39,0:02:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,damn
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.95,0:02:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's got some weight on me though
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.66,0:02:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see, see, bro, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.83,0:02:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did that hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.74,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just worried about you it gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.45,0:02:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it gets what?\Nit gets unchy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.55,0:02:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh, my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.33,0:03:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you kicked me in the ass, bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.64,0:03:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ok ok
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey hey hey bro
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.07,0:03:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Bill's still talking to them\Nlike how much does he have to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.00,0:03:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're going to wait over here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.72,0:03:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time for this buffoonery
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.24,0:03:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine there's an actual crime going down
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.02,0:03:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they taking this long to get here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.71,0:03:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did check that one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.07,0:03:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that one hurt your foot\NI know it hurt your foot
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.33,0:03:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta carry me\Nup the trail on your back too
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.92,0:03:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm parting the seas like Moses did
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.55,0:03:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun\N[laughter]