i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch
gotta hold on with my legs here
another video started on my back porch, guys
i know, what a shocker, but
i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited
Lofe pajama pants
are now available
we just dropped these
they got the Lofe logo on them right here
i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em
if you want a pair
go pick one up right now
they're only available at lofestore.com
bro you look fresh as hell right now
the glasses
we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know
everybody wears sunglasses, like a band
- a band?
yeah, like a rock band
oh, i thought you meant like a band, like
a thousand dollar glasses
nah, nah
I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go
do you know?
no, I don't know this park
I've been here like twice
you've been here twice, but you don't know it?
yeah (laughing)
can you climb trees?
- hell nah!
you ask if I can climb trees?
excuse me?
- you can't climb that, bro?
can you climb?
- that's easy
what do you mean it's easy?
- that shit easy as fuck
you can't climb this?
now they're talking shit (laughing)
making me wanna do it
I'll fucking break my neck
do it
- ain't no way, bruh
damn
- that's a real monkey
he's got more upper body strength than me
okay, man, we get it
we get it, you guys can climb
congratulations
- you got your sweater dirty
yeah, I know
you ever play the license plate game?
uh-uh. what's that?
like, South Dakota
you just punch someone
when you find the license plate
- yeah
of a different state
North Dakota (punches) Boom
- what the fuck?
how you doin?
just wondering what this was?
- we're doing like a movie screening
- oh really?
- yeah, yeah, yeah
- what does that mean?
- well, we're screening a movie
- we can't have anybody filming over here
- oh, he's not filming
- yes, he is
- that's a banana
(laughter)
- I can call the security...
no, no that's a banana
...or you can go
we were just asking
I don't know why that was so funny
we were having a civil conversation with him
- this is the boss, so...
you gotta listen to her
you can't switch up on us (inaudible)
yeah I can, she's the boss
do you have any food I can buy off you first
before we go, though?
I'm starving
can we just get some like water or something?
- two minutes
two minutes and we get water?
no, no, no, no
two minutes for you to leave
before I call the park services
does park service have guns?
big boy, he needs to eat right here
he's gonna starve
y'all wanna see him starve?
I don't know them
- what the fuck?
I'm not with them
he just threw us under the bus
you know what, call the cops
call them, call them on him
call them on him
he wants to turn his back on us
we turn our back on him
he looks like a Nikki Sixx
kinda like a old school rocker
(singing)
Nirvana?
yeah, he look like one of them n*****
(laughter)
he looks good
do I look good?
you look great
yo, the last time you kicked me
bro, my leg got ()
(laughing)
why I let you do that
oh God
it actually hurt
he didn't even flinch
his actually hurt a little
damn
he's got some weight on me though
see, see, bro, see?
did that hurt?
yes, bro
just worried about you it gets unchy
it gets what? it gets unchy
oh, my god!
you kicked me in the ass, bro
ok ok
hey hey hey bro
I can't believe Bill's still talking to them like how much does he have to say?
we're going to wait over here
I don't have time for this buffoonery
imagine there's an actual crime going down
they taking this long to get here
I did check that one
that one hurt your foot I know it hurt your foot
you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too
I'm parting the seas like Moses did
imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun [laughter]
im gonna use the force to move him that way
eh look its working its working
laughing
there's a cop right there go up the trail
you ate one of these? eat it again
you cant eat it
shes insane
are they good for you?
yeah
what is it?
its a mustard plant
man what the fuck yo laughs
im not eating that her: it tastes good!
i dont trust wild flowers
oh hell no
laughing chill, chill out what the fuck
why you choking me? bro you started touching my ass
thats crazy bro how much to eat that
no for you to eat that
for me to eat that? im not eating that i dont care how much
no
ya know some black pepper and salt
you're gonna get a disease and die
pants
I just realized we're going up the hill
why're we doing thing laughs
we all brought really good hiking shoes too, as you can tell
im like gasping for air ive walked up like barely a block
not all of us are conditioned like you
man this is beautiful up here I told you
laughs they're calling about our car
it was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up.
wait what're they saying?
we cant park there?
try one of these?
yeah am I gonna get sick from this?
why you wanna do that? laughing
it is I didnt even see that
you know you can eat those yellow flowers right?
the mustard plant
oh you want one?
hows it going
hes on the magic shrooms
im like blind though like im 80 percent blind
I cant read
oh hes blind too
he tried to get Lasik and it failed
no balls you rip the ticket
you will?
why're you giving us a ticket though if we were already by the car
we were just about to leave
well you're stopped here
thats your truck right there right?
they're allowed to stop here but we can't?
please, sir, sir, i cant get a ticket
I cant pay for a ticket
bro i can't afford a ticket
I cant afford a ticket, sir